Retire from the human world

The sky turned dark, the leaves didn't even move, the atmosphere was so dull that Shen Dong felt drowsy, and was suddenly awakened by a weird rattling sound.He jumped up vigilantly on the spot, rubbed his numb arms and shoulders, and looked around: the resort in the distance was brightly lit, and it was time to serve food, and the smell of wine and dishes wafted from afar.In the grass next to the pond, croaking insects and frogs were heard non-stop. The water in the pond was sparkling, and small fish came out, causing ripples in circles from time to time.

nothing happened...

If there was a sudden catastrophe, people would not have time to react, and there would probably not be much fear, but this kind of silent and difficult torment made Shen Dong feel particularly worried.

He turned his head and finally found the source of the strange sound—the sound of Yu Kun's teeth chattering.

Shen Dong's curiosity arose, he pushed through the grass and slipped over without a sound, and patted Yu Kun lightly.

Fat Yu was startled, and jumped out three meters high. Shen Dong stared up at his neck in amazement, and instinctively stretched out his hand to grab Yu Kun's foot and drag it down.

"Don't be afraid, it's not here...it's me!" Shen Dong glanced sympathetically at Yu Kun who was still in shock.

"Huh... what are you doing? Don't you know that you are a sword and I am a fish?" Yu Kun also felt that he overreacted and lost face, so he desperately tried to find a reason.

"I'm not a kitchen knife..." Shen Dong said angrily.

He looked at Fatty Yu carefully, and then carefully recalled that Taiyue Sword Immortal used to talk about the glorious resume of elucidating education every day. He didn't remember any case where the victim was Kunpeng!Could this be a little-known secret in the cultivation world?

"Hey, why are you so afraid of educating?" Shen Dong raised his eyebrows, his expression clearly said "If you have any unhappy past, please tell it quickly to make everyone happy."

Yu Kun was depressed.

"Tell me, I promise I won't laugh at you. I've heard that in ancient times, if a fairy and desolate beast was caught at random, it was either bullied by the teaching, or stepped on by the teaching. It's quite normal, you And so big..."

Yu Kun still felt ironed when he heard the previous words, and relaxed, and nodded repeatedly. That's right, that's what happened. However, when he reached the last sentence, he was puzzled: "What does this have to do with how old I am?"

"Large size, wide range of targets, easy to be accidentally injured!"

"..."

Yu Kun's face became even more bitter. He was already fat, but now even his facial features were so wrinkled that he couldn't see clearly.

"Is it right? Is it really an accidental injury?"

"Do not……"

"Come on, what are you hesitating like! You are Kunpeng, your chest is so wide, can you be hundreds of kilometers away? Still can't hold back a word?"

Yu Kun kept his mouth shut, but refused to speak.

"Shut up! Something is coming!" Du Heng dragged Shen Dong back smoothly.

Shen Dong suddenly became tense, actually he didn't need Du Heng to remind him, he already found that all the singing of frogs and insects had stopped, only the noise and laughter of the distant resort remained, and the air was stagnant and dignified.A coolness rushed up from the back, and in the night, there was a faint black fog floating slowly, and the grass and trees that were covered with the fog gradually turned yellow, and drooped as if they had lost their vitality.

Well, this doesn't look like a god is coming, why does it feel like a ghost monster?

"Ah - which bastard dug a hole here!"

The black mist dissipated, and a scream came from the woods. The formation formed by the confluence of several sword qi firmly covered the large pit that appeared on the ground. The sword light was so strong that only a pair of snow-white wings could be seen from a distance. .Feathers flew around, like broken snowflakes, Shen Dong wiped one from his forehead in a daze, almost sneezing.

"Wrong catch!"

The sword fairies immediately realized that something was wrong.

Their sword energy penetrated, but the opponent didn't release any magic weapon to stop them, instead they kept crying.Looking at each other blankly, they quickly withdrew the formation.

But I saw a snow-white tiger pawing at the edge of the big pit, digging the soil covered in blood, trying to get out.

"Qingqi?" Yu Kun was extremely surprised.

How did this guy get here?

Qiongqi was extremely angry, his mouth opened, his sharp teeth were sharp, and his sharp claws slammed the roughly arranged formation on the edge of the pit: "I followed the spiritual energy to find something to eat... Yu Kun!! This is your cloth You are going to start a war with the Netherworld, see if I don’t go back and tell Boss Xingtian, you wait to die!”

"Oh, that Xingtian hasn't been scorched yet?" Linghuan Sword Immortal held Qinghong and said with a sneer.

Qiong Qi doesn't know Ling Huan, nor Shen Dong, he only hates Yu Kun, and when he heard the sound, he waved his paw angrily: "Go to the side, if you talk nonsense, I'll eat you!

"..." Shen Dong turned his head silently.

A tiger with wings is probably considered a rare species. Alas, it would be too cruel to be hacked to death. If you can't bear to watch the tragedy happen, then turn your head away!

"Ow—"

What a miserable cry.

"Aww... forgive me, Shangxian, please forgive me!"

This surrender is too fast!Shen Dong looked back in disbelief, and suddenly found that Qiongqi was lying on the ground, his whole body curled up, his forelimbs arched and raised above his head, and he kept begging for mercy.

Sword Immortal Linghuan was also stunned.

At the beginning, he was a dead house in the realm of comprehension, and he had never been out of the East China Sea. Naturally, he could not have seen Qiongqi in the realm of the underworld.With the laziness of Ling Huan and Luo Chi's master and apprentice, it is estimated that he will wait for the Nether Demon to attack his door before he reluctantly goes out to join the battle with his sword.

In fact, Qiongqi's strength is not low.

It fell into the trap and was attacked by the eight sword immortals, and it was wounded and bleeds. When it scolded people, it was still very strong, and it dared to threaten Yu Kun with words, so we knew that this guy didn't hurt his bones at all. It's good. , the combat power must still be full.On the other hand, Linghuan Sword Immortal, after tossing through the boundary-breaking passage, the aura in the world is poor, and his strength is far from the normal level.

But after Qiongqi screamed and dodged the first attack, he realized that Linghuan was the Queen of the Sword Immortal, his eyes widened immediately, and he simply lay down and begged for mercy.

Sword Immortal Linghuan was stunned by Qiongqi's relentless way of ending the battle immediately.

Even in the heavens, due to Duan Tianmen's reputation, even the little immortals would run away immediately when they saw them from a distance, and the desolate beasts and ancient immortals who couldn't beat them would run away with a bluff.Linghuan has always been too lazy to chase, but he has never seen someone who is clearly capable of continuing to fight, but actually kneels down and begs for mercy.

Ordinary people say, reach out and don't hit the smiling face.It doesn't work in the realm of comprehension. If you don't like it, you can still fight no matter how beautiful your smile is, but an opponent suddenly begs for mercy without any image, which is enough to respond!

Linghuan glanced at the sword in his hand, and immediately walked away in disgust.

After killing this guy, he would be afraid of getting dirty!

In the end, Qiongqi refused to give up, stretched out his front paws and hugged Linghuan Jianxian's feet, the character Wang on his forehead was particularly obvious in the night, and his round eyes were extremely shining, he kept saying: "Thank you Shangxian, dare to ask the name of the Shangxian? Where does he live? Next time I will definitely bring a gift to visit!"

"..."

Shen Dong found out bitterly that he didn't seem to understand the logic of the nether world!

All the immortals supported their foreheads one after another, and Yu Kun snorted disdainfully:

"Qongqi, you're making an old mistake again!"

"It's nothing to do with you..." Qiongqi turned his head and roared, but no matter how you look at it, he looks stern.

To Shen Dong's surprise, Linghuan Sword Immortal did not kick Qiongqi away, but squatted down and touched the tiger's fur first, then his eyes fell on the long furry tail behind Qiongqi, shook his head and said: "Pity."

"Shangxian, what are you talking about?" Qiongqi has no evil looks at all, so this flattering expression is simply a foul!

"...too bad you have stripes on your fur too, this tail can't be used."

"what?"

"But the fur feels good!" Sword Immortal Linghuan stood up, kicked Qiongqi away with force on his toes, and ordered to the surrounding sword immortals, "Peel off this guy's skin and take it back to make clothes for the sect master!"

Qiongqi let out a scream, and suddenly rushed out more than ten meters away, his back arched, his paws resting on the ground, and he looked around nervously.

It saw Du Heng standing there at the farthest point, looking like he was watching a show, and suddenly shivered again.

None of the Sword Immortals listened to Linghuan's orders at all. They were not hard-working Qin Feng, and there was no way to ask them to skin them. Linghuan, if you want to give "clothes" to the sect master, you can do it yourself if you have the ability!

Just when Shen Dong thought that Qiongqi was about to rise up and resist, the tiger stretched out its paws and hugged its head again, begging desperately: "Shangxian, let me go, I will find you a good fur without markings!"

"Huh?" Sword Immortal Linghuan's eyes lit up, "I want the one without markings on the tail!"

"Make sure there are no markings!"

"The one I want is Jin's tail!" Ling Huan pushed forward.

"Yes... yes!" Qiongqi said bravely.

I can’t be seen in the human world anymore, I guess there are in the cultivation world, maybe it’s not the pet of a certain Taoist priest, or...

Qiongqi looked at Yu Kun with fierce eyes.

Over the past few years, it has known that there is a Shanhaiyigou in the cultivation world, which is a supermarket.As for where the supermarket is, Qiongqi's understanding is that there are all kinds of food - his old enemy Taotie lives in the supermarket!

Yu Kun was just afraid of explaining, but he was not polite to Qiongqi. With a wave of his hand, the strong wind made Qiongqi turn over seven or eight somersaults in a row.Because he was worried that Qiongqi would continue to be entangled here, Yu Kun simply threatened: "Hurry up, the person who explains the teaching is coming!"

"Who are you lying to?" Qiongqi laughed loudly, patting his paws and said, "Every fool knows that Chanjiao is in the Kunlun Wonderland, how could it possibly appear in the human world."

Yu Kun was extremely annoyed by his smile: "The Kunlun Wonderland is in the world!"

"It's a joke, after the Battle of the Conferred Gods, Chanjiao suffered heavy losses and stayed behind closed doors! It is said that he swore to Empress Nuwa that she would never intervene in anything in the Three Realms. Empress Nuwa has inflicted great harm on the Three Realms!"

There is such an inside story?

Shen Dong quietly tugged on Du Heng: "Hey, do you think that white crane will be burned to death on the way?"

"...No." If the Xian family's feet are strong, don't mess around if they are frustrated like this.

"Then why haven't we seen anyone yet?"

Du Heng frowned suddenly, and the cyan sword energy came out of his palm, and the treetops more than two meters above the forest in the distance were brushed off.Everyone was startled and looked up one after another.

"Gah!"

A big fat goose staggered and fell from a tree.

"..."

Qiongqi, Yu Kun, and all the sword immortals from Duantianmen were all stunned.

Shen Dong stretched out his hand to rub his eyes, then pinched his arm, it was fine, it didn't hurt at all, it really was a hallucination.

Du Heng's expression remained unchanged, but he silently pulled away Shen Dong's right hand that was strangled tightly on his arm.

This big white goose is very fat, its belly is pressed to the top of its feet, and it hangs down heavily. I don't know how this round body flew up the tree.Everyone thought it was wrong, they are gods or ancient beasts after all, right?Even if the scene was chaotic just now, there was a big white goose on the tree, how could it not be noticed?

The white goose dragged its belly...it was really a belly, and moved closer.

If you look closely, it doesn't look like a goose!

The neck is very thin and long, the feathers are snow-white, and the wings are very large. This is - fall!This is the white crane just now! !

Before everyone came back to their senses, they were horrified to see the white crane holding up its belly with its wings, exposing its slender legs (Shen Dong couldn't figure it out: how could this foot hold up? Not to mention, birds that can fly have well-developed chest muscles and are extremely powerful), and then the white crane kicked Qiongqi hard on the forehead.

"..."

All the sword fairies were dumbfounded.

Qiongqi is also stupid, even if it is not an ancient beast, it looks like a tiger anyway!What's the matter with this silly crane?How can there be such a fat white crane to step on the king character on the tiger's forehead.

Just in a daze, another kick.

"Ouch!" This time it was the nose, Qiongqi was furious, jumped up and was about to slap it, when suddenly he heard the white crane uttering a human voice: "You bastard, what did you say I was teaching?"

"..." Qiongqi's paws froze in mid-air, maintaining the tiger's predation movement, his eyes rolled around, and he slid over to look at the crowd.

Ling Huan and the others were still in a mess, Shen Dong was in the process of petrification, but Yu Kun slowly opened his mouth wide, revealing an extremely horrified expression.

"You don't even remember the voice of the deity?"

There was no hoarse sound at all from what the white crane said, on the contrary, it was full of majesty, and there were countless faint echoes, which shocked everyone, and took a step back unconsciously.

Qiongqi slapped and fell to the ground. Like Yu Kun, he began to tremble in horror, and then suddenly shrank into a ball: "Tianzun...Tianzun, spare me! I didn't say anything... No, no, I was talking nonsense, You didn't hear anything!"

Bai He took a step aside in disgust, and Qiongqi kowtowed in horror, and stretched out his claws to hold on to his old problem, but Baihe's belly was too fat, his center of gravity was unstable, and unfortunately he fell headfirst on Qiongqi's back .

Qiongqi didn't dare to move at once.

The white crane flapped its wings slowly, trying to stand up, but was tripped by its stomach again, the majestic voice was a little embarrassed for a moment, and then coughed dryly: "Ahem... This is the first time I have used the technique of possessing the spirit , As a result, this stupid crane flew halfway and plunged into the Yellow River without authorization and drank a lot of water."

"..."

Sure enough, it was so spicy.