Retire from the human world

At 06:30, Shen Dong couldn't wait to get up, he opened the door to wash up, and there was no sound during the whole process.Even when he finally put on his clothes and locked the door of his room, there was no sound from Du Heng.

Maybe it's already overheated to death, Shen Dong thought maliciously.

This dilapidated house gets even hotter at night. The residents next door and downstairs turn on the air conditioners, and the hot air pours into the windows like a steamer.When the electric fan is turned on, it is the same as if it is not turned on. People who sleep in the middle of the night either wake up from the heat or are woken up by mosquitoes.Shen Dongsheng is not very sensitive to heat and cold, he sweats at most, and has never felt that he is dying of heat, so after moving here, yesterday was the first time he couldn't sleep well—who knows that Du Heng, who is separated by a wall, What the hell is it!

Shen Dong has been thinking about a question since yesterday, although he is indeed not very smart (this can be seen from his school grades), but he is still at an average level, why does he always look stupid and stupid every time he gets along with Du Heng?Are you born to be aggressive?

Shen Dong inserted the key into the lock, twisted it lightly, and then slowly closed the security door.

Perfect!No sound at all!

He went downstairs easily. Half a minute later, a black civet cat came out of the security door without a sound. It was small and thin, but its head was white. On the dusty escalator, he hugged his tail comfortably and slid down.

The little civet cat moved very fast, and when it ran out of the corridor, it happened to see Shen Dong stepping on his broken bicycle and riding it out.It immediately trotted along the green belt, then jumped forward lightly, and landed firmly on the back seat of Shen Dong's bicycle.

"what?"

The bicycle bridle immediately tilted, Shen Dong frantically stabilized it, and turned his head in doubt.

There was nothing, and there was no rubbish on the ground. It was strange why I felt that the bicycle had been hit by something just now.Shen Dong scratched his hair in bewilderment, then continued to pedal.

The little black civet cat squatted on the back seat of the bicycle, looking up proudly.

- You can't see me, you can't see me...

Shen Dong rode to the entrance of the community to buy a soymilk and two steamed buns, and bought a newspaper at the newsstand, parked his bicycle, and started to eat breakfast and read the newspaper by the side of the road.

His goal is to find a new house and move out!

But the prices in the provincial capital are a bit high, and this is another southern city, Shen Dong searched all the rental information but couldn't find a suitable one, so he decided to go to the old city for a stroll after get off work.

The biggest advantage of cycling is that you will never encounter traffic jams!

It was only [-]:[-] when Shen Dong arrived at Shanhai.com. When he locked the car this time, he looked around carefully and found that none of the passers-by in the old street took a second look at the supermarket. After taking a deep breath, Shen Dong walked around The steps and stairs in the passageway to pick up goods at the back of the supermarket and for employees to enter and exit are all in good condition, and there is no sudden disappearance, and there is nothing abnormal.

At this time, the civet cat that had been squatting stopped licking its paws, jumped out of the back seat of the car, and ran happily into the supermarket.

"Xiao Shen, morning!"

The tangled Shen Dong looked up and saw the fat manager.

Manager Yu came over and patted Shen Dong on the shoulder, smiling very strangely: "I heard that he was hospitalized! Du Heng took a total of five days off to accompany you, how do you feel?"

"..." What can I do if I come home with you?

"Xiao Shen, you are still young and have little experience, so you don't know the dangers of this world." Manager Yu put on a serious expression, "Even if there is no Du Heng, you still need to find one."

"Except for him, even if there is a couple in the next room fighting fiercely every night at night, I will admit it!" Shen Dong said angrily, even if there is no Du Heng, as long as the summer is over, someone will definitely rent that dilapidated house.

"Ah?" Manager Yu looked blank, what does it have to do with renting a house?

A sword always has to find its owner, otherwise what is the meaning of the sword?Aren't they talking about it?

"I don't want to care about whether the customers in the supermarket are human or ghosts, but Manager Yu, you must at least tell me, what exactly does Shanhai.com do? Underworld? Psychic medium? MLM organization?"

"Uh, we are a supermarket!" The fat manager continued to be at a loss.

Shen Dong was powerless, turned around and walked into the shopping mall.

"Xiao Shen, wait!"

Manager Yu hurriedly grabbed Shen Dong, took out from his pocket, and finally took out a silver card, and stuffed it into Shen Dong's hand: "Take it! You have passed the cashier admission assessment of Shanhai.com, and now we For the regular employees of the supermarket, this is the membership card of Shanhai.com, and the salary and benefits will be transferred to this card."

It's too deceitful, just issue a card without signing a contract and without guarantee?

Anyway, he didn't want to work for a long time, so Shen Dong didn't care about it, so he took the card.Before he could take a closer look, Manager Yu's cell phone rang.

"If you die, you will come!!"

This fat man is very trendy. Is such a high-pitched ringtone worried that he won't be able to hear it when the phone rings?Shen Dong muttered, slipped the card into his pocket, and watched Manager Yu frantically looking for his phone.

"...It won't be fun if you don't kill them all..." Wait, this lyrics seems a bit wrong, and it doesn't sound like the original singing.

Manager Yu had already pulled out his phone, and it turned out to be love madness.

"Yes... yes, it's already in the supermarket."

Shen Dong was not interested in listening to what he said on the phone. When he was about to leave, he suddenly heard Manager Yu say, "I gave him the membership card, just wait for him at the front desk." He said with a weird smile, as if What to say, and then...no, then you know!

——The face is too fleshy and the phone is hung up.

Manager Yu looked at the phone depressingly, and coughed at Shen Dong: "Well, the cashier needs training before taking up the job, Du Heng should have told you!"

absolutely not! !

"Don't be like this, Xiaoshen, take it easy, we are exactly the same as other supermarkets, but the products are a little bit special, the customers are a little bit special, nothing else!" Manager Yu stuffed his phone into his pocket with a smile.

I only know that there are ghosts among your customers. Can the product still be a corpse?

Shen Dong was embarrassed by himself, he walked into the store without saying a word.The Shanhai.com supermarket was empty except for the full shelves and the fluorescent lamps. The people on the morning shift hadn’t started work yet, and the employees on the night shift must have gone somewhere to doze off.Shen Dong walked from the second floor to the front desk on the first floor, but he didn't even see a living person.

Even the cash register was empty, it was haunted.

No, there was a black civet cat squatting on the cash register.

The eyes are shining, the whole body is pitch black, only the top of the head is white, and it still maintains a very difficult posture, with its front paws raised, and its head tilted—is this a beckoning cat?

"Are you here?" A hand suddenly stretched out and rested on the civet cat's head.

Shen Dong was startled, looked up and found that it was Du Heng.

Still a crisp and simple white shirt, monotonous black jeans, and hair tied into the collar.His eyes were calm, as if he had been standing there all along, and he didn't just pop up out of nowhere.

——This girl is definitely not human! !

When he went out in the morning, there was no movement in his room. When he went downstairs, the black Volkswagen bus was parked there. Even the viaduct was blocked in a mess during the morning rush hour. How did this guy come to the supermarket ahead of him? ?Can his car fly?

"It's not time for work yet, you can rest first."

As Du Heng said, he pushed the civet cat to the side, the little guy rolled unwillingly, and Shen Dong realized that the civet cat was squatting on the phone.

Du Heng didn't pick up the microphone, just stretched out his hand and pressed the hands-free button, then paused for a moment, and began to press the number keys one by one.The cuffs of the shirt were not rolled, the wrists were white, the fingers were slender and well-defined, the index finger was stretched out, and the other fingers were carelessly half-curved, which actually had a translucent texture under the fluorescent lamp.

It wasn't until the phone was connected, and there was loud disco music from the bar, that Shen Dong, who was stunned, came back to his senses.

"Who? I just met a beautiful woman with a hot body, do you know?" The other end of the phone was cursing, and there was occasional laughter from a woman.

"Marquis Zheng Chang."

"...Du Heng?" The voice on the other end of the phone immediately raised a decibel, "I have delivered all the goods to Shanhai.com, what do you want to do? Are you picky?"

"Makino Zheng Changhou, I unfortunately inform you that this is the sixth day of your stay in the secular world. You have violated the code of conduct in the cultivation world. You do not have enough understanding of your identity. If you stay in the world for more than one day, you will be fined five thousand. A fine of 18 for more than three days, a deduction of [-] for five days, and [-] for the sixth day..."

"You bastard!" the other party snarled and dropped the phone.

Shen Dong was dumbfounded, did he want to thank Du Heng for showing mercy to him? 18 Fuck, the lion opened his mouth.No, he should be surprised by the term "Cultivation Realm"! !

Du Heng was not annoyed at all, and continued to press the number keys calmly.

After a long time, a lazy voice answered the phone:

"...Hey, this is Ziyun Temple in Laoshan Mountain. Exorcising evil spirits starts at [-] yuan, and feng shui is [-] yuan. The fate is destined to be inauspicious and cannot be changed. Pindao is busy with business, so please speak quickly."

"I'm Du Heng."

"Hey! A rare guest! An honored guest! Tong'er goes out to see if there are magpies calling on the treetops outside the door."

Shen Dong looked at Du Heng with black eyes, and then looked at the phone - you are making a phone call, do you want to put on airs like this?

"Marquis Zheng Chang stayed outside for six days, please ask the priest to come here and pray for rain."

"Zheng Changhou?!" The other party's voice changed instantly, and he immediately declined, "Oh, this is not easy to handle. If there are only three days, the poor may still have a way to follow, but on this hot day, he has shamelessly fooled around in the world. Six days, it’s really abominable! How dare you openly disturb the order of heaven and earth regardless of life and death!! Fellow Daoist, it’s better for you to find another expert, for example, ask Manager Yu to go to the East China Sea for a visit and then come back..."

"Eighty thousand!" Du Heng reported a number decisively.

"Oh, friend Daoist, it's really difficult..."

"One hundred thousand!" Du Heng didn't blink his eyes.

"It's not a matter of price, the poor mana is limited, this..."

"15 million!"

"Okay, have fun! It's a deal~! I'll be there in 5 minutes from Pindao!"

Du Heng hung up the phone, and turned to look at Shen Dong as if nothing had happened: "It's all right, now let's talk about what supermarket cashiers should do. Huh? Do you have any questions?"

There are too many questions!What is the world of comprehension, and who is Zheng Changhou?Don't act like you're okay!

"Laoshan takes a day and a night by train from here, and there is no direct flight by plane!"

"Airplanes are not the only ones that can fly!" Du Heng said lightly.

"..."

Shen Dong almost fell to his knees, he held his forehead, and continued to ask through gritted teeth, "What is Zheng Changhou?"

"Drought."

"Huh? Khanba? What's that?"

"It's zombies." Du Heng added calmly, "The most powerful one is called Hanba."

Shen Dong petrified on the spot, how could he have forgotten that Chinese culture is extensive and profound, absolutely different from foreign countries, even ghosts in China are divided into N types! There are painted skins and zombies, you bastard!

The problem of Shanhai.com is definitely not as simple as ghosts! !