Retire from the human world

This is a golden hard card, the size and thickness are very ordinary, it is really inconspicuous in this era of card flooding, there is neither dazzling LOGO, nor beautiful card pattern, the front of the card is "Shanhai E-buy" on the lower left There is a protruding "Geng 22" in the corner, maybe this is the membership card number.

Shen Dong muttered and turned over the membership card of Shanhai.com Supermarket, then stared at the five characters on the back for a full 10 minutes.

——Seeking retreat from the human world.

Why do you know every word, but you don't know what it means when you connect them together?

Usually supermarket membership cards are full of words such as worry-free life and more discounts. Even if the corporate culture is printed, it is not so unconventional.And what about the phone number?Where is the address of the supermarket?Why is there nothing that should be there?

"This is Shanhai.com's membership card. In the world of comprehension... Well, in our world, this is another kind of ID card." Du Heng pulled out the card from Shen Dong who was in a daze, and put it close to the cash register There is something like a scanner on it, and a line of words will be displayed on the screen immediately.

"Available Balance: 0"

"This is the case with all membership cards. Almost all of our property is stored in this card. If you search through divine sense...other methods, you will immediately know the identity of the owner of this card. Of course, these are not displayed on the cash register."

"You don't open a supermarket, but a bank?" Shen Dong had a weird expression.If his salary is to be charged into this card, how will he pay the rent, water and electricity?Swipe the landlord with this card?Will be regarded as a neuropathy!

"Is there UnionPay for this kind of card?" Definitely not, UnionPay will not allow this kind of convulsion organization to join.

As soon as Shen Dong finished speaking, he suddenly saw a tattered Taoist priest walking over.

This guy is short and frustrating, with messy hair like a chicken coop, a shaggy beard on his face, and black, gray and gray stains all over his clothes.If you throw it out, you will be pushed and shoved like a beggar, and you are walking over with a wobble.

"A year's plan lies in spring, and spring rain is as expensive as oil——Du Heng, where is my 15 yuan?"

"After the Taoist priest finishes the ritual, he will call the account."

"It's really broken rules!" The sloppy Taoist priest groped and touched the patched and stained Taoist robe, and after a long time, he pulled out a silver card from his sleeve and threw it on the cashier: "400 Renminbi!"

Before Shen Dong could see clearly, Du Heng patted his shoulder:

"Press the number 400."

Out of the corner of Shen Dong's eyes, he suddenly saw a row of 0's appearing on the screen. He was dumbfounded and instinctively began to count the digits. The cash drawer of the cash register had popped open, and it was full of various banknotes, all arranged according to the position of the card slot.

"Give him four hundred dollars."

"..." It turns out that Shanhai.com's membership card can not only be recharged, but also cash back?

Looking at the four red banknotes, the slovenly Taoist was obviously taken aback, and looked up at Shen Dong.

"This—huh? Tsk tsk, that's how it is!" The Taoist smiled strangely, and returned the banknotes with his black and yellow fingers, "Little brother, this is not possible, how can you give such a whole sum of money to the poor, If you go to eat a bowl of noodles, you will be suspected of being fake, and no one is willing to give change to Pindao!"

"Why don't you change your clothes?" Shen Dong rolled his eyes.

Even though there are so many digits of money on the membership card, he refuses to wear even a piece of normal clothes. Ten yuan shorts are very expensive? A 20 yuan T-shirt is a waste?Miser, he deserves not to be sold.

The sloppy Taoist priest was stunned immediately, and looked at Du Heng blankly.

"He's right, why don't you change your clothes?" Du Heng's expression was calm, his demeanor was gentle and elegant, and he looked very talkative, but no one would believe it!

The sloppy Taoist had no choice but to swallow the words "I don't always give change every time, why not this time", picked up 400 yuan, and left the cashier stiffly. After 2 minutes, he dragged a pair of colorful Hawaiian-style beach pants and a beige vest , plus a peaked cap rushed back.

In fact, many people who work as supermarket cashiers usually have the opportunity to observe carefully when queuing up for shopping. It is nothing more than scanning the barcode close to the price, and finally pressing the total button.It was very good and smooth, there was no error in Shen Dong's first time passing the product.

"28." Shen Dong lazily thought, this girl really is a miser, looking for the cheapest clothes in the whole shopping mall.

This time he took the opportunity to glance at the sloppy Taoist priest's membership card. Except for the color, it was basically exactly the same as his own, with the same five words on the back.

After paying the bill and returning the card, Shen Dong looked up and almost jumped out of the cash register in fright.

Who is the person in front of me wearing a vest, beach shorts and a peaked cap?With a sloppy beard and broken shoes, the short and frustrating one is a sloppy Taoist priest!But what about the guy's original clothes?Why did you change it?Could it be that he stripped naked in public in broad daylight, and then put it back on quickly?

Could the customers in this supermarket be any more abnormal?

——Of course, you will never be disappointed about Shen Dong.

Instead, the sloppy Taoist withdrew his membership card like a ghost, and ran out of the supermarket in a hurry, as if a pack of wolves were chasing him.Just kidding, the new employee from Shanhai.com is too tough. I saw Lie Xinxi for the first time, what a good weapon, or a weapon type, but before I had time to strike up a few words, I was scammed for 28 yuan. Stay for 3 minutes, and he must buy shoes, socks, umbrellas, backpacks, and water bottles!It's not easy to make some money in a poor way=皮=

Shen Dong turned his head and continued to ask:

"Why is my card gold, that guy was silver just now."

"He's not like you."

"For example?" Shen Dong took a deep breath and mentally prepared himself, "Is he a ghost?"

"No, he is the Taoist priest of the Purple Cloud Temple in Laoshan, who belongs to Danxiu, and is proficient in talismans..."

With a question mark all over Shen Dong's head, he quickly interrupted:

"Wait, please say something that people can understand."

"...I'm not human, so I don't understand why you don't understand."

In an instant, Shen Dong had the urge to kneel down to this sentence, roaring crazily in his heart, look, look, this guy Du Heng is really not human, maybe he is a painted skin! !Maybe one day he will be torn up and eaten by him!

The little black civet cat squatting back on the phone tilted its head to look at Shen Dong in doubt, while a faint smile appeared in Du Heng's calm eyes.

——It was intentional not to tell Shen Dong what was going on!

"What you said is too fantasy, understand?" Shen Dong lay on the cash register, and said weakly, "I can understand ghosts and zombies. After all, there are too many stories like Liaozhai throughout the ages! But cultivation ...you online novels are poisoned!"

"Ah."

"Hey! What does um mean?"

"Let's continue to talk about the cashier training of Shanhai.com." Du Heng started to flip through a thick file as if nothing had happened.

"..." Curse all those who change the subject to watch Wen Quankeng, watch TV dramas that stop broadcasting and insert current affairs news, and watch the Olympic Games hosted by Britain!

"It doesn't matter what your customers are wearing, even if they have a penchant for putting their heads in your arms, you have to pretend you don't see them."

Shen Dong's eyelids twitched while listening, and immediately asked:

"What if I encounter zombies, they find that my blood tastes good, what should I do if they suddenly attack?"

"They won't." Du Heng didn't raise his head.

"Why? I heard that zombies eat people and drink blood. They are much more terrifying than foreign vampires."

"Zombies who have not activated their intelligence cannot have Shanhai.com membership cards. Zombies with IQ know that even if they sell Shanhai.com's compensation, they will not be able to get it together." Du Heng looked at Shen Dong sideways, with a strange expression. The voice said word by word: "Especially you."

"...What do you mean, are purebred humans relatively scarce?" Shen Dong said angrily, "The streets are full of people outside!"

"You are not human." Du Heng reminded lightly.

How insulting it was, Shen Dong immediately retorted:

"You are not human!"

"That's right, neither of my family members!" Du Heng raised his eyebrows.

"..." Shen Dong was choked to death by Guangrong.

——By the way, who is Du Heng's family?Shen Dong was thinking about this question seriously, when he suddenly saw a person coming in from the entrance of the supermarket.

With a bald head and a cassock and a Zen stick, isn't he the neurotic monk who has never even seen a bicycle?

"Amitabha!" Master Zhankong clasped his palms together, and in the next second he dragged his Zen stick and walked to Du Heng: "Sajia doesn't believe that the world is clear, and there is no justice! It is clearly agreed that as long as the Sajia catches that Raksha ghost Come back, Shanhai.com gave 3 yuan, but you intercepted the goods that Sajia wanted to deliver that night? Don’t make this money for Sajia! Du Heng, you are too deceitful! Tell you! Mutually!"

"Master Zhankong, if you are not satisfied, of course you can go and catch another Rakshasa, let alone 30, even [-], and Shanhai.com can afford it." Du Heng looked calm, as if nothing had happened.

"You!" Master Zhankong trembled with anger.

He glanced at Shen Dong who was watching the excitement, and was even more annoyed:

"Hey, you guys are playing together in a partnership! Thanks to me, you are upright, and I wanted to find you a better home than Du Heng, but I didn't expect—"

"Wait, master, you can eat whatever you want and don't talk nonsense, what is a home!" Shen Dong almost couldn't help rubbing off a layer of goosebumps that appeared on his body.Monk, are you a matchmaker?Or introduce a job?

The monk was about to blurt out, when suddenly a chill ran down his spine.

Glancing out of the corner of his eye, he found Du Heng staring at him coldly.Although everyone in the comprehension world knew that Du Heng was quiet, had no temper, and never objected to any of Yu Kun's opinions, but I really believed that this guy was easy to talk and easy to deal with—all souls were scattered, and the scum was gone!

So Master Zhankong swallowed back the words abruptly, groaned, and continued to stare at Shen Dong: "Boy, do you dare to say that you are not entertaining yourself? What kind of bench in the park! Why is the poor monk lying on it? A group of policemen will come to arrest me ?”

"Uh!" Shen Dong instantly remembered that Captain Zhou said that night that he would send another group of people to catch Master Zhankong, and immediately looked away embarrassingly, and argued forcefully, "You don't know that, the provincial capital is a civilized city after all. How can you lie on the bench all night and sleep in the open? That's encroaching on the space of a public place and making it impossible for others to sit!"

The monk was dizzy, what is a civilized city?What are public places?I can understand every word, but I don't know what to say when I add it up!Sure enough, I should go back and take the Level [-] exam!

"Pretty words, what should I do if I don't lie on the stool?"

"Bring a travel tent, set it up and put it on the woods and grass in the park, and then get in to sleep. The wind can't blow the rain, there are no mosquitoes, and the park administrator has no reason to prevent you from sleeping in the open and experiencing life! The most important thing is , and I don’t need an ID card.” Shen Dong started talking without any pressure.

"Tents? Lamas live on the grasslands?"

"Who said that you can live as long as you go camping these days."

"Hey, how much is it, a set for the poor monk."

Du Heng hugged the civet cat and thought silently. Although Shen Dong seemed unreliable, after a long time with him, he realized that it was indeed his stuff!