Retire from the human world

The biggest lesson brought about by this incident is - don't give aphrodisiacs to the public in the cultivation world.Ordinary medicines have no effect on these highly skilled non-human beings. The medicines produced by the cultivation world can really effectively arouse the nature, but...you don't know what the nature of the guy with traditional Chinese medicine is! !

An hour later, the effect of the medicine passed, and the unfortunate ones woke up one after another.

Walnut struggled to crawl out from the ruins, changed back to its original shape and shrank into a ball, what a loser!He went so far as to run around in public, flirting with people whenever he saw them, calling out beauties, woo woo, he was ashamed to mess around in the realm of comprehension.

The pomegranate was also arrested. According to the joint judgment of Shennonggu and the Rizhao Zongxian, this little guy was the main cause of the chaos in the supermarket. The medicine was dropped on the pomegranate's hair.

"What a good way, the tengu is completely unaffected by this medicine..."

Pomegranate struggled to stand up, very dissatisfied with someone poking its paw with a branch, and lifted it up in the air to look at it.

"Liu Liu!" Those two snakes were still hiding in the supermarket!Go catch it!

The shadow of pomegranate was also surrounded by everyone. After some investigation, it was confirmed that the medicinal effect had completely dissipated, and there was no magic power left on this little tengu, so he let go.

The little civet cat sprang up suddenly, and ran to Shen Dong's side, just about to paw, but timidly retreated, only barking in a low voice.

Shen Dong didn't notice it, because now is the most depressing and humiliating time in Shen Dong's life, not one of them.

Bare feet, nothing in the wrapped advertising banners. Although the advertising banners are made of cloth, the texture is rough and rough, making it itchy and painful all over the body.One foot was still on Yu Kun's stomach.The fat manager was panting, and when he found that Shen Dong's movements had stopped and his eyes became clear, he was overjoyed: "Du Heng, your sword is awake, come quickly!"

Shen Dong looked at Du Heng with black lines all over his head. The latter was wearing a beggar's outfit, and the clothes on his chest were missing. Fortunately, Du Heng's hair was long, otherwise he might have lost all his hair.His elbows and knees were exposed, and the worst thing was that he was in such a state of embarrassment. Du Heng still had a calm expression on his face, and Shen Dong's forehead was covered with veins—he felt that Du Heng had once again proved to him with facts that there is a kind of person No matter what you wear, you have extraordinary temperament, including beggar clothes.

Du Heng came over, grabbed Shen Dong and left:

"Let's go to the supermarket to find some clothes we can wear."

"..."

The people in the comprehension world who had been watching silently looked at the sky. The poor Yu Kun was trampled on by Shen Dong for so long. No matter how Yu Kun rolled and screamed, Du Heng didn't respond at all. As if nothing happened, this level of cultivation!Such a state of mind!Who is comparable in the cultivation world?

Second, the effect of the medicine is remarkable and the medicine is powerful. The most terrible thing is that after the effect of the medicine wears off, the person who was recruited will remember exactly what he did!

Shen Dong wished he could pick up the advertising banner on his body and cover his face.

——In the beginning, he only remembered to kill people excitedly, and killed people happily, but Yu Kun yelled at the entrance of the supermarket, saying that he wanted Du Heng to go drink the Northwest Wind with him!Shen Dong was sure that it was those words, which caused his only sense of seeking war to be cut off with a bang, and without saying a word, he directly transformed back into a human being, and rushed out regardless of whether it was a real rush or not!

Well, asking for a raise is not such an embarrassing thing to do.What are you laughing at, normal people will have this kind of trouble.

The issue is!Shen Dong was insane at the time, full of evil spirits, talking incoherently, and extremely arrogant.

The specific situation is——

"I will increase, I will give you a raise, and I will give you an increase of one hundred immediately!"

Shen Dong kicked Yu Kun four meters away, shouting angrily, "What can you do with 100 yuan?"

"Then... a thousand?"

"Du Heng said that one thousand is worthless!"

Shen Dong was stimulated by the word "one thousand", and he completely ignored what Yu Kun was saying, and immediately punched him: "Have you ever drank the Northwest Wind? It's delicious! I won't let you even have the chance to drink the Northwest Wind! "

The onlookers froze along the back of their necks, looking at Du Heng in horror.

Uh, if I remember correctly, Du Heng's way of swordsmanship is the way that those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose the sword will perish.

Soul light!How could they think the Sword Immortal of Duantianmen was scary?Obviously the scariest thing is here!Those sword immortals didn't walk in the way of killing, and the sword intent wasn't evil spirit either!Du Heng is the worst guy in the Duantianmen since ancient times!

Yu Kun rolled his eyes beside him.

He despises the people in the comprehension world for their hindsight. Du Heng has a good appearance, gentle and easy to talk to.In fact, Ya is basically a evil star, the kind who turns his face and refuses to recognize anyone. The most terrifying thing is that the city is too deep and hidden too well. How many people have been fooled by his illusion?

After entering Shanhai.com, Shen Dong realized how destructive he was. This was no longer a supermarket, but a ruin piled with rubbish. The TV was sunk in the pile of biscuits. A black fish twisted and slid down from the LCD screen. Fell into a freezer that fell in half.

"All demolished?" Shen Dong's voice was trembling.

"No, it's just that the bottom two floors that sell human goods have collapsed."

Shen Dong immediately breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words.

Just kidding, he wouldn't be able to pay for this loss even if he sold it!Correction, he has no right to sell himself, because he is a sword, or a sword with an owner, OTZ.

"Second loser! I saw second loser, is it his fault?"

Shen Dong was furious, this was really old and new grudges, they came out together: "Why didn't I remember to kill him when I was insane just now! It's so unreasonable!! Obviously..." The unlucky one possessed by Yachongtian It's been a long time since I complained.

Du Heng subconsciously moved his eyes away.

This is a rare guilty conscience. In Shen Dong's situation, the thing he remembered was the salary increase. The root cause of this matter is still Du Heng. If he hadn't told Shen Dong yesterday that his card was in arrears...

"I want to dig out those two snakes!" Shen Dong dug out a piece of sportswear, put it on and slipped on a pair of slippers, threw himself into the ruins and started searching.

"..."

Du Heng originally wanted to say that most of Shanhaiyigou's formation barrier had been broken, and if the second loser hadn't been so stupid, he would have run away long ago.

But since Shen Dong wants to turn it up, he can turn it up as he pleases, it's just to vent.

Du Heng put on the same clothes as Shen Dong very calmly, and before he went out, he saw Yu Kun scrambling in, hopping towards the ruins: "My Shanhai e-buy... a salary increase can ! Du Heng, you pay my loss first!"

Du Heng was neither annoyed nor anxious, he just said lightly: "This has nothing to do with me."

"You are not responsible for stabbing Lou Zi with your sword, who is responsible?"

Du Heng looked at Yu Kun, and before he could speak, Shen Dong argued angrily: "This is the fault of the second, he did something to my little pomegranate!"

"Two negatives didn't destroy my supermarket!"

When it comes to money, Yu Kun can withstand the evil spirit of destruction in all directions without flinching: "But in fact, my supermarket was destroyed by your sword spirit! Do you know how much the formation structure of Shanhai.com is?" money?"

"..."

You don't need to know, you can guess the astronomical figure with your toes.

Shen Dong's arrogance fell instantly, and at this moment Du Heng said in a leisurely manner: "That's not what you said!"

Suddenly, Yu Kun's heart was full of alarm bells, and he got up to 12 points to look at Du Heng vigilantly, determined not to say anything, and he would not let Du Heng catch the flaws in his words.

However, Du Heng took out a piece of paper from the storage space very calmly. It was the exam question that Shen Dong took for the Shanhai Tesco Cashier Examination, which was only at the second grade level. Du Heng turned the paper to the last question, Point it out to Yu Kun—"If an employee's life is in danger, Shanhai.com will provide assistance free of charge."

Yu Kun blinked cunningly: "That medicine only reveals its true nature, at best it is an aphrodisiac, can you say that an aphrodisiac is a poison? It definitely does not involve life-threatening! It does not conform to the contract signed by Shanhai.com and its employees... Huh Hmph, but when the ten directions are destroyed, the other employees rush out to save their lives, and the losses and fines caused can only be counted on your heads!"

"nonsense!!"

Zhan Yuan strode into the supermarket, with a touch of cinnabar between his brows, Bao Xiang solemnly rejected Yu Kun's accusation.

What a joke, Du Heng and Shen Dong are responsible for all the fines, or they all belong to him!Absolutely not!

Zhan Yuan straightened his face, and said sternly, "Did Shen Dong be at work at that time?"

"what?"

Zhan Yuan took Yu Kun's blankness as pretending to be stupid, and sneered, "Okay, even if you deny Shen Dong's independent existence, even if Shen Dong is a sword, and his master is Du Heng, is Du Heng also at work?"

Shen Dong understood in seconds, although this statement was embarrassing, he still couldn't help but spit it out.

Yu Kun, whose view of logic is the way of thinking in the realm of comprehension, didn't turn the corner, and asked puzzledly, "Of course I'm at work, and Shanhai.com is holding a shopping festival! But what does this have to do with compensation?"

"Yes!" Zhan Yuan nodded imposingly, "Whether it is life-threatening or not, this is an accident, and it was not an accident under Shen Dong's control! It was not his intention, and the culprit is Er Ling."

Yu Kun squinted, it wasn't Shen Dong's original intention, and directly threatened a salary increase in public.

"...According to the human world, your employees encountered uncontrollable accidents during working hours. Do you know what it is called?" Master Zhanyuan said firmly, "Work-related injuries! Do you understand work-related injuries? Not only did Shen Dong not Shanhai.com needs to be compensated for the loss, on the contrary, as the owner and employer of the supermarket, you should compensate your employees for mental damage!"

"..."

Shen Dong continued to snicker, Du Heng put away the exam paper and continued to keep it as a souvenir.

Yu Kun was dumbfounded for a long time before roaring, "It's not fair, mortals are too unreasonable to make trouble!"

Master Zhanyuan spread his hands, turned around and left in an incomparably chic way.He was refreshed, and he took a step forward, suddenly there was a golden lotus gushing out from his feet, thanking him instantly, it was really auspicious clouds lingering in a thousand auspicious auras, it was simply - brush off his clothes after nothing, leaving only pretending to be dead fish.

Shen Dong wanted to beat the ground and laughed, and then found that he had smashed a pack of biscuits, immediately withdrew his hand embarrassingly, and whispered to Du Heng: "Master's cultivation level...is it high again?"

"Yes." Du Heng also had a strange expression.

There is no way, Buddhist cultivators are like this, once it is discovered, it will be a great enlightenment.

When Zhanyuan walked out of Shanhaiyibu, he almost lost sight of the onlookers. Everyone looked at Zhanyuan in astonishment. They didn't understand why Zhanyuan's realm suddenly turned up several levels after walking through the ruins. That Zhanyuan.

There are thousands of sentient beings, nothing but cause and effect.Master, you have become a Buddha again ==

Well, the consequences of this incident are still very serious, especially after Zhan Yuan suddenly ascended to the realm and left gracefully, Yu Kun's fat body was shaking non-stop, like a balloon that was about to burst.

Bullying the fish too much! !

Yu Kun grinned grimly and called all the supermarket employees to the ruins. Within three feet of Fatty Yu's body, it was pitch black, and the wind swirled around him like a moving storm. The employees hid behind the obstacles in panic, trembling with fear.

Kunpeng is a strange beast that has been rampant since ancient times!

——Do you know how many gods have been fainted by Kunpeng's Fei Pai?Do you know how many gods were swept into the North Sea by Kunpeng, fought against the tornado, and swam for N days before climbing ashore?

Even if you are Daozu and it is fish, it can also blow the chopping board away.

If Kunpeng doesn't show its power, you think it is a fierce leopard!

"You are employees of Shanhai.com, and I am your employer, right?" Yu Kun smiled sinisterly.

Shen Dong couldn't help but twitch his eyebrows, he elbowed Du Heng, and his eyes signaled - is this guy okay, is he too stimulated, crazy?

Du Heng shook his head slightly, his eyes signaled Shen Dong to be calm.

Yu Kun has been able to hide his clumsiness for so many years, has never been willing to reveal his true strength, and has been living in the world in peace and stability. He has been a leader of the cultivation world for thousands of years, so of course he will not become angry and come to his death.

However, in the next second, Du Heng realized that he seemed to have guessed wrong.

"...Do you know the largest grocery market in the provincial capital? Those who are inconvenient to go out clean up the ruins and pull out useful things, and the others go out for me to display, place, and stand!!"

"..." The employees of Shanhai.com were all dumbfounded.

"I am the boss, I have the final say, go and sell me something! I want to recover my losses!! If you can't sell it, you don't come back. The goods I give you are my severance pay. Shanhai.com went bankrupt, and you All go drink the northwest wind!"

Taotie kept smoking, Qi Long silently rolled his eyes.

Only Shen Dong ignored Yu Kun's arrogant appearance, raised his hand indifferently and asked:

"So, boss, what should we do if we encounter urban management? Are you responsible for settling it?"

Tsk, these colleagues are really rare and strange, whether it is setting up street stalls, demos, all kinds of battles in all directions, he has experience in everything from the collapse of the sky, cutting trees to setting up street stalls.