Retire from the human world

Kaishan Ax picked up his master and ran out of the supermarket in one breath. Before he had time to wipe off his sweat, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

He looked down and was shocked to find that what he was carrying in a hurry was the kid with the sharp ears who was doing promotion at the home appliance counter of Shanhai Tesco. The top of the head was black, and he pulled it up and ran out.

"Damn! Where's my master?" Brother Ax angrily threw down the child, and hurriedly looked around.

The child with a cut head rolled to the ground and turned into a strange looking fox. Wrapped with a big white tail, he propped himself up from the ground flexibly without being stepped on by the people next to him. Looking blankly at the dry and cracked pavement bricks covered with weeds on the sidewalk in the old city, the two long and big ears that were originally drooping behind the head suddenly stood up like rabbits, and then it let out a loud and miserable scream: "Help, I can't appear in the world!"

This fox with rabbit ears scrambled and jumped on Yu Kun.

Fatty Yu was stamping his feet angrily, and waved his arms impatiently: "Don't move around, I will call the eminent monks of Dixiu Temple to perform the dharma later! The fee will only deduct five years' salary from you!"

"This is not fair!"

Yu Kun shook off its scratch impatiently, took out his phone and began to ask for help:

"Is it Master Zhanyuan? It's not good, come quickly, Shanhai.com is about to be demolished!"

"Oh, my condolences have changed."

In fact, Zhanyuan's tone of voice is more like saying "I'm happy to hear and see".

Yu Kun almost turned his face in anger, and yelled at the phone: "Have you forgotten what my employees are? They are a hundred times more difficult to deal with than Zheng Changhou! When Hanba comes out, he just asks for rain, but my delivery The head of the department is a sniper, the sniper who leans on the emperor mountain! Do you understand fierce beasts, ominous things, and turmoil in the world... Also, the employees in my home appliance department are wolves! Do you want the country to split? Why do I open a supermarket? You only see that I am making money. Have you seen that I have taken in all those problematic people? Tell me, how many problems have I solved for the cultivation world and the human world? , now? Shanhaie.com has collapsed, do you think you can watch a movie leisurely?"

Yu Kun hung up the phone mercilessly, he heard the sound of a chair overturning from the other end of the phone, and he muttered in relief: Master, you just wait until you are burnt out!Even if you become a Buddha and become a saint, you will not be able to overcome this boundless sea of ​​suffering among the three thousand mortals!

"Stop for me, don't run away. If you want to run, you can use the concealment technique to run, otherwise—" Yu Kun dragged the chef from Shanhai.com who was squatting on the side of the road out, and shouted sharply, "Who would dare not listen? , I'll let Taotie take you as an extra meal!"

The scene fell silent for a moment.

A Yaoxiu who flew into the air stagnated and fell to the ground with a snap.

Everyone settled down to look carefully, and found an aunt who had returned from selling vegetables 50 meters away, standing there dumbfounded.She trembled as if she was about to say something, her eyes flicked over the sharp ears, fangs, and tails of some monsters who were not good enough in transformation, and then stood still at the cultivators who were stepping on the magic weapon, suspended in mid-air, and were about to escape. body.

"Monster! It's blue sky and white day, hell!"

The person slumped down, fainted on the spot, and vegetables and radishes rolled all over the ground.

"..."

Ah Piao said that they were wronged. Although they were here, they were not the ones who frightened the mortals!Ghosts have a racial advantage. Unless someone has yin and yang eyes, they will not be seen even if they take off their clothes and roll all over the floor.

"Fix the formation! Take out the speed of going to the Beimang Mountain battlefield, and quickly set up the formation for me!" Yu Kun blushed and roared with a thick neck.

"Let me do it!"

The immortals of the Chengtian sect pushed a certain colleague forward very smoothly, and then looked at the sky as if nothing had happened.Guiguzi had no choice but to accept this burden.

——What's the matter!It's just shopping, it's a shop opened by the cultivation world itself, how can it be similar to the courage of the Three Heavens Jedi's great escape?

"There are Liuding Liujia, are they dedicated to concealment formations?" Yu Kun hurriedly asked, Guiguzi is a professional, focusing on playing formations and writing military books for entertainment.Although there are many former generals and marshals among the ghosts who have died in vain, none of them were from the Realm of Mixed Cultivation in life.

"... How about the eight-door soul-locking formation?" Guiguzi rolled his eyes and gave his name.

"You're not mistaken, the sword inside is strong enough, and you still set up a killing array!"

"Four Elephant Bewitching Formation?"

"What should ordinary people do if they pass by and can't get out? It's not the middle of the night, and no one will believe that it's a ghost hitting a wall!"

Guiguzi shook his head resolutely, and turned around: "Please ask someone else to be wise!"

"Don't!" Yu Kun hurriedly grabbed him: "Just set up a foggy maze!"

"Aren't you afraid of mortals breaking in by mistake?"

"It's okay, you turn the fog into light red, and let the state secret department inform that a small amount of toxic gas has leaked here. Fortunately, there is no wind today (Kunpeng, who is full of wind and water control dual skills, smiles proudly), the gas is relatively heavy, There is no spread, it is already under control and disintegration, there is no need to evacuate personnel, residents are asked to detour."

"...What do you mean, I don't understand."

"It's right if you don't understand. Do you think the mortal assessment is done in vain?" Yu Kun waved his hand domineeringly. At this time, Baishu real person crawled out of the supermarket carrying his friend Adenophora, who had been trampled all over his body with footprints on his back.

"How is it in there?"

"The shelves are all collapsed, and the walnuts are crushed at the bottom. I don't know if it's dead or alive..." Master Bai Shu couldn't help but mourn in silence. After all, he is also a fellow in the cultivation world, and his name is kind. It would be a shame if he died here. .

"My money! My Shanhai.com!"

Before the fat man finished wailing, Taotie kicked him:

"Yu Kun, you must have chosen the wrong name for the shopping festival!"

"..."

A certain fish lay at the door of the supermarket and yelled: "Du Heng! You can't even level your sword, don't live! If Shanhaiyigou goes down, you can take Shen Dong to drink the northwest wind! Don't think it's broken!" The things Tianmen brought back from the heavens are very valuable, I tell you, no one in the comprehension world would dare to buy them without Shanhaiyibu changing hands!"

It is said that because of excessive fear, he couldn't believe that his meticulous plan had evolved to this point, so he was a step too late, and he was buried under the shelf before he had time to run out.

After opening bottles and cans of cola juice, he managed to drag him out.

"My lord, are you all right?"

The second negative waved his hands weakly, and it was still difficult to smash him to death, mainly because the mental blow was a bit greater.

Surrounded by creepy and terrifying pressure, sharp as a needle tip, it makes people break out in cold sweat. The cat demon who was stunned by Yu Kun before was also frightened awake. Drill under the cash register.

Every eye is full of blue light, and the sword energy is extinguished in all directions.

No sword moves, no wanton destruction, just nature... the nature of the sword.

If you talk about Duan Tianmen's other swords and swords, at least there is still the desire to fight with weapons of the same level.Since the creation of the sword, Du Heng's inner demon has always been the way of heaven. Even if it is resolved later, the influence on the destruction of the ten directions is still lingering, because it is also the sword intent held by Du Heng - your life and death , Heavenly Dao says nothing, even if Heavenly Dao keeps you alive, before my sword, the only thing is death!

If Du Heng is angered, that is, kill whatever you see.

With such a sword intent, all directions will be destroyed, and it will be strange if the evil spirit is not heavy. This nature...is really terrible.

Fortunately, the nature of the sword has grown, and Du Heng will not go crazy with him, holding the sword with both hands, and firmly suppressing the growing evil spirit.Shi Liu was so frightened that she ran away, squatting at the door, hesitating whether to go out or come back to save others.

——That's right, in its eyes, Du Heng is oppressing Shen Dong who feeds it, bathes it, and treats it very well.

"Liu Liu!" cried angrily.

Supermarket shelves are too high, and there is always something bad about it, that is, if one falls down, the whole row will follow.

Pomegranate walked around in circles, jumping over the pile of goods with ease, and then fixed his eyes on the corner behind the TV display cabinet.

It's those two snakes!Those two bastards who caught it! !

"Liu!" The hideous shadow behind him left in an instant, swung a three-door refrigerator and smashed it hard.

The second negative and the dangerous wolf dodged in embarrassment. In order not to attract Du Heng's attention and not provoke the killing intent of destroying all directions, they did not dare to fight back at all.So after going to the heaven once, he became even more powerful, but was chased and killed by a little tengu and crawled on the ruins.

Du Heng focused on the sword in his hand.

Infusing mana at the beginning actually made Shi Fang Ju Mi even more excited. Seeing that something was wrong, he quickly withdrew his mana.This made Jian very disappointed-couldn't he stop fighting and cut?Under the irritability, the sword energy raged even more violently, all the fluorescent lamps exploded, and all the formations of Shanhaiyigou were almost destroyed. There was only a sharp blue light left in the supermarket, which could penetrate all obstacles, and it did not have time to shine The escaped monsters were frightened.

When Du Heng saw the second loss, he knew it was this guy who did it.

Thinking about it carefully, I can't laugh or cry.

Shen Dong has been unable to change back to the sword form since he cut off the building wood, and after all this trouble, Shen Dong has changed back. This is really a good thing with bad intentions.

Hearing Yu Kun's roar outside, Du Heng glanced at the ceiling lightly.

Shanhai Yigou will not collapse, no matter how fierce he is, it is still his sword, if he can't even calm down with the sword, and he doesn't know how to control the sword, he is still a sword master.

It is only a matter of time before the ten directions are wiped out...

Before finishing the thought, Du Heng suddenly felt that the sword in his hand had changed again, this time he was really surprised.

He raised his right hand and pressed down on the edge of the sword, and the light of the sword passed through his fingers.

Du Heng is not afraid of sword qi, but the clothes on his body are not good. These are just popular goods that Shen Dong ordered from Shanhai.com by phone. They will be torn into pieces soon, and the sleeves below the elbows are even more direct. Ash faded away.

The ten directions are all destroyed, weighing 740 nine catties.

With Du Heng's strength, it is no problem to hold it with one hand, but at this moment the sword clearly shows signs of trying to break free from Du Heng's hand.

"Shen Dong?"

Du Heng closed his eyes, and simply called out with his spiritual consciousness.

It's a pity that the effect of the second negative medicine is so good that it will only change when it is severely stimulated by external forces.Spiritual consciousness called like a mud cow into the sea, without any response.

The cyan sword light suddenly faded, and Du Heng felt a light touch on his hand, and the cold touch turned into warmth.

This is?

Du Heng was surprised and puzzled, why did he change back again?

Shen Dong lay on Du Heng's body with straight eyes, this was really terrible, there were chewing gum chicken wings all over the floor, and there were seven or eight packs of scattered and broken potato chips at his feet. Earned out of a pile of things - no clothes!

Every time it becomes a sword, the clothes will be unlucky and heroic.

"..." Two negatives were already dumbfounded.

Wei dragged him to avoid Pomegranate's blow again, looked up and silently covered his eyes when he saw it.

"What are you doing?" Er Xiang was furious, Shen Dong's broken figure, what's so good about it (ancient god's aesthetics...).

But thanks to this shout, Du Heng regained his senses in an instant, got up from the ground, held Shen Dong down, ignored his struggle, picked up a large advertisement that was pulled in front of the cash register and wrapped it around Shen Dong's body.

This process was extremely difficult, because Shen Dong was unconscious and just wanted to run outside the supermarket.

And Yu Kun, who was standing anxiously at the entrance of the supermarket waiting for the situation, found that the formation outside was set up, and was about to say something, when he was kicked on the stomach suddenly, and rolled three times on the ground. was suppressed.

All the people in the comprehension world who took refuge outside the gate of Shanhaiyigou dropped their jaws to the ground, watching in horror that Shen Dong, who was looking for a strange image, wrapped in the advertisement banner of "Doomsday Shopping Festival Special Offer", was stepping on Yu Kun's stomach with his foot firmly, full of excitement He lowered his head angrily.

Everyone thought that what Shen Dong was going to say in the next second would definitely be "you are dead" and they laughed wildly, they saw Du Heng looking embarrassed, walking out of the supermarket dressed as a beggar, that miserable, just like coming out of the netherworld It's like crawling out of the world.

Then, they heard the straight-eyed Shen Dong, who only had his instincts left, firmly grabbed Yu Kun's collar and murmured, "Fat fish, will you raise your salary? If you don't, I'll cut you off!"

"..."

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