Retire from the human world

The saddest thing in the world is that there is a construction site next to your house. There are strong lights on day and night, and all kinds of strange roars can be heard endlessly-in fact, the above are all the anger of the pomegranate. It skips silently and collapses in the middle The stairs, squatting on the window sill of the broken building and looking at the construction site.

Under the moonlight, the noise and the fact that the construction workers were all monsters scared away all the stray cats and dogs around here.

If the house is built, the group of sword fairies from the Duantianmen will live in. At that time, let alone cats and dogs, maybe even flies will not dare to pass by here?

Pomegranate squatted sadly on the broken window sill and stared at the moonlight.

A ferocious shadow was reflected on the wall of the corridor, and the black shadow stretched its waist. Its sharp claws patted the ground to play, and tilted its head from time to time, saying, "What is the deity doing? I don't smell the smell of such delicious mooncakes." Arriving?" impatient look.

Shen Dong groped into the corridor, carrying a bag of ice cream mooncakes in his hand, looking for pomegranates.

Under the searchlights on the construction site, the holes in the buildings and discarded furniture were all distorted into strange shapes, like ghosts of ruins.Shen Dong suddenly saw one of them wriggling, stretching out thick and ferocious claws, and pressing down on the mooncake bag.

Shen Dong searched along this black shadow for a long time, and finally lifted the pomegranate from the window sill.

Although the black shadow held on tightly to the mooncake bag, the little raccoon shrank into a ball, only the white hair on the top of its head was exposed, pretending to be dead.

Shen Dong raised his eyebrows: "Hunger strike?"

"Pomegranate~"

"As a tengu, he was caught by two snakes!" Shen Dong poked Shiliu's ear.

The little civet cat drooped its head, very depressed.

It can't be blamed, it's because those two snakes are too powerful and cunning...

"You don't even understand? Seeing that the situation is wrong, you don't know how to run away! You said that if you were arrested and asked me to exchange fifty catties of mooncakes for you, should I exchange them or not?" Shen Dong continued. Poke those two pointed ears.

Pomegranate raised her paws to cover her head.

"Also, why didn't you catch Du Heng again?"

"..."

Behaviors under spells can still be controlled?

"Remember next time, only come to me if there is a good thing, bad things like that, for example, if you ask for help... go to Du Heng!" Shen Dong was very worried about today's embarrassing thing, especially Yu Kun's dead fat fish. In the end, they didn’t let go, and would rather pay mental compensation based on work-related injuries than increase wages—just kidding, employees in the cultivation world can’t die, and if wages are added, there will be no end... Besides, with Shen Dong’s precedent, don’t of employees are also asking for a raise, so what should I do?

Shiliu silently squeezed its paws. With the mooncake bag in its mouth, it crawled into the door behind Shen Dong, then squatted vigilantly by the door, ready to escape at any time.

Seeing Shen Dong come back, Du Heng stretched out his hand to wipe the window glass, and the bright light and the noise of the construction site opposite suddenly disappeared.

"I really don't understand...it's a group of monsters who built the house, and they turned on such a strong wattage searchlight at night! When I walked back, I almost couldn't even see the road!" Shen Dong patted the ashes on his body, and said angrily.

"This light is to prevent ordinary people from seeing the secrets on the construction site."

"It's dark under the lamp? It's so bright that people can't open their eyes? What an idiot..." Shen Dong originally wanted to ask when the house would be finished, but after another thought, he would rather have a construction site in front of his house than be next to the Duantianmen Sword Immortal live here.

It's so sad, I have nowhere to go if I want to move.

I went out for a stroll just now, and not only did things go up in price, but also the rent of intermediaries soared. It is said that the house prices in small counties have dropped, but it is difficult to find a suitable house for rent in a big city.The landlord opened his mouth and asked for three months' rent plus a security deposit. Shen Dong touched the few thousand yuan he had just earned in his pocket, and left helplessly.

Well, I can only buy a few pieces of the most expensive moon cakes for Pomegranate to prove that I have indeed made a fortune today.

Du Heng saw that Shen Dong came back empty-handed (moon cakes and pomegranates were being eaten), got into the kitchen and tossed about for a long time, and then came out with a bowl of instant noodles, he couldn't help but be puzzled.

He remembered Shen Dong, he seemed to like that kind of barbecue.

What about beef noodle...

The world of comprehension has everything, except that there are no gourmets—well, only gluttons count.

Other demon cultivators can eat some fruits, herbs, and wild game. Yese restaurant is already considered the best food in the cultivation world, because in the restaurant, you can order barbecue meat with different degrees of maturity, including raw meat that has not been cooked at all and only sprinkled with seasoning.As for the hot pot outside Fengchen Inn... the monsters said they couldn't understand.

Spicy taste is pain, and the five senses of the people in the cultivation world are very sensitive, and they will not torment themselves for nothing.So there is no way to feel the wonderful experience of "pain and happiness" and "finally falling in love with hot pot".

Most of the snacks at Shanhaiyigou are rich monsters, and A Piao bought them.There are also instant noodles for sale, but the sales volume is really dismal.

"You didn't buy food outside?"

Hearing Du Heng's question, Shen Dong said angrily, "What do you think I will buy? I bought it and you snatched it away?"

"I thought you were worried about this, so you went out alone..." Eat alone!

Hearing this, Shen Dong poked the lid of the bowl with a fork: "It's just such a small amount of money, you still want to spend it all?"

Anyway, I can't die of hunger now, and eating instant noodles is already a luxury.

"This house, am I going to decorate it? If it wasn't for you, would the house need to be repaired?" Speaking of this matter, Shen Dong felt embarrassed at first, and then calmed down immediately. He was the one who suffered, and Du Heng was the one who ignored it. Why should he be guilty?

Who is responsible for the nine sets of Level [-] material costs for Duantianmen?That is Du Heng's sect, not Shen Dong's.

After eating two meals of hot pot, one of them was eaten by the door owner for more than half, and what did Shen Dong buy?Beer, clothes, and instant noodles... He couldn't be reconciled after thinking about it. The 200 million Taifengzhang is quite expensive, but without this skill, including Yu Kunzhanyuan, can everyone escape back to the world with their lives?

"Your membership card is really in arrears?" Shen Dong squinted.

"Really." Du Heng's expression remained unchanged.

Owing a dollar is also owing, um, not lying to the Tao.

Shen Dong grunted angrily. Speaking of which, he had been in Shanhai.com for such a long time, and he hadn't even received a full month's salary. What a shame!

"Wait, where's your car?"

Shen Dong jumped up suddenly, and said pleasantly, "Even if you sell it as scrap iron, it's worth a lot of money!"

"Don't think about it, on the third day of our ascension to the heaven, we were sold and used as funds for Shanhai.com." Du Heng's words were no less than a blow to Shen Dong.

"This... this is an invasion of private property!"

"Unfortunately, according to the regulations of the cultivation world, in the contract of Shanhai.com, if an employee is promoted, the property left behind will belong to the supermarket!" Du Heng said without raising his eyes.

"But! Yu Kun has also ascended!!" Shen Dong was eager to emphasize the unreasonableness of this regulation.

"The supermarket was originally his."

"This is the overlord clause!" Shen Dong stared.

——By the way, you should also think about it, throughout the ages, who has ascended to become a fairy queen and then returned to the world?

Shen Dong looked at the instant noodles for a while, and suddenly thought of a terrible thing!

This home was first rented!Until they left, the house was not bought from the original landlord, which means that there is no human real estate certificate at all!Even if Du Heng decorates the house, it is assumed that the house belongs to Du Heng! !But according to the overlord's terms of property confiscation after ascension, isn't it?

"This house is also owned by Shanhai.com now?"

"That's not true." Du Heng pushed Shen Dong back on the chair, and signaled him to be calm, "Don't worry, although this house is not under your name or mine, it's absolutely fine for us to live in it."

Big problem, okay?

Who can rest assured that the house they live in is not their own?

Shen Dong patted the table and asked angrily: "Could it be that the state secret department will automatically take over the house? And then distribute it to practitioners who have passed the sixth grade test and have no house to live in? Isn't it just a real estate certificate! I'll chop it up. Anyway, this house is Mine, not negotiable!"

The evil spirit flourishes.

"Liu~" The civet cat hid under the sofa with a mooncake in its mouth.

Du Heng was silent for a while, probably because he found Shen Dong's irritable appearance very interesting, so he said unhurriedly, "You won't cut it."

"Who? Is it Taotie? Zheng Changhou?!" The name given to him by the comprehension world is Shi Fang Ju Miu. If you dare to rob his house, you will have the consciousness of being chopped off!

Shen Dong still disliked this house in various ways just now, but now he would rather stay here without being kicked out, and live with the Sword Immortal of Duantianmen in the future - it's better to be a neighbor than to live under the same roof.

"It's one, you and I both know each other..."

"So what if we know each other?" Shen Dong said angrily, "We are so poor that only this house is left! No matter who it is, there is no need to discuss it! Don't play tricks, just tell me who that guy is!!"

Du Heng was still answering irrelevant questions: "Our ascension happened very suddenly, and there is no immortal talisman to tell us..."

"Wait, Xian... what is the last note?"

"It's similar to a mortal's will, left by a cultivator who passed the catastrophe period."

"..."

Shen Dong couldn't laugh or cry, could it be that the house is gone because he didn't write a will?

In the past, he thought he was a human being, and he was so poor that he made a will at the age of 23!Then... fell!How can there be a sword to make a will?have you heard of it?

"...There is no will, so according to the practice of the cultivation world, the house will be automatically distributed to...here, it is!" Du Heng's eyes fell on the little civet cat who was shivering under the sofa, leaving only one tail outside.

"What?"

Before Shen Dong could react, he looked at the pomegranate foolishly.

Feeling the look of evil eyes, the little civet cat hurriedly crawled inside again, even retracting its tail.

"You...you mean, the head of this house is now Pomegranate?" Shen Dong turned his head in a daze, he must be dreaming!

Du Heng nodded calmly: "That's right, although it's just a minor tengu, not to mention transforming into a human, it doesn't even know how to transform into a human, but Pomegranate has a membership card from Shanhai.com."

In the world of comprehension, that membership card is equivalent to an ID card plus household registration.

The master is dead... no no, it's the master and the master's sword that have both ascended, so what's wrong with the pet inheriting the cave?

Aren't the ancient caves of many immortals throughout the ages lived in mounts, pets, or the gatekeeper boys and mountain gods and beasts?

Shen Dong remained numb for another moment, then suddenly lay down on the ground, dragged the civet cat out from under the sofa, pulled off Pomegranate's two paws holding its head, pointed at the ice cream mooncake and said solemnly: "Hey, I've already paid the rent for this month." !"

"..."

That night, the civet cat sleeping on the sofa in the living room suddenly moved its ears and sat up quietly, carefully listening to the movement in the bedroom.

"...Don't move, do you believe that I can change back?"

"I told you last time, you'd better... don't think about anything."

"...Hmm! You bastard, don't think about anything but just remember that you are a mortal, how can you change back..." Shen Dong was depressed, unless he didn't want to take advantage, there was no chance of winning against Du Heng.

"No! I don't believe it!"

There was a loud bang in the room, probably because the cabinet had fallen.

Du Heng grabbed Shen Dong's hand, bowed his head and said in a low voice, "The card is in arrears."

There is a hole in the floor, which cannot be repaired now.

"..." Shen Dong didn't dare to smash it, but he was still struggling.

"I remember that I weigh 740 catties...it's impossible, you can't move me with one hand!" Shen Dong was not drunk this time, and Shen Dong was very sober, so he became more and more unwilling.

By the way, Shen Dong, are you questioning the sword cultivator's skill in controlling the sword?What a fool!

The little civet cat was blown off the sofa by the strong wind blowing from the bedroom. It walked out the door with a mooncake in its mouth, and squatted sadly at the entrance of the corridor to look at the moon:——Is this really its house?