Retire from the human world

In the world of self-cultivation, every morning when one wakes up, what one greets is not a new day full of hope, but a heart-pounding bad news.

"What? Shanhai.com is going to declare bankruptcy?" Even the Chengtian faction was dumbfounded, stretching out their fingers to calculate.Well, the weather is good, China is peaceful, there are no natural or man-made disasters!

"This is troublesome, do we have to go out and sell pills?"

The Rizhao Sect also held an emergency meeting. For a decent school who only guards in front of the alchemy furnace all year round, after thousands of years, mortals no longer believe that the golden elixir avenue rises in the daytime, nor do they believe that there are gods in the world, so the brilliant Rizhao Zong didn't even have an outer disciple who dealt with worldly affairs.

The gods who came back from the heavens were not aware of the seriousness of the problem at first. After hearing that all matters related to the mortal world in the cultivation world were handed over to Dixiu Temple Zhanyuan, there was no time for a spontaneous market in the cultivation world. , all shocked.

The predecessor of Shanhai Tesco Supermarket was the East China Sea Bazaar. Keke, it was also created by Yu Kun. For hundreds of years, even the Rizhao Zong Baibao Pavilion and the Mo family only focus on production, while other mermaids Not to mention pearls and herbs grown by Yaoxiu. Yu Kun bought all the raw materials. As for how to store and sell the processed products, this is not a matter of concern for the public in the cultivation world.

Shanhai.com is like a gigantic network that connects the entire world of comprehension. If there is no such network, people simply don't know where to go to buy things, let alone how to deal with a bunch of things at home.

"That's impossible!" Daoist Baishu said decisively, scolding the panicked disciples, "Where did this rumor come from?"

"Uh! On TV..."

Cultivation Realm TV broadcasts on a rolling basis for [-] hours. Zhanyuan recruits on behalf of the provincial urban management brigade, with high salaries and high benefits. The original six-level diploma requirement has been reduced to four-level. Lawless street vendors of order.

"They have violated the dual market management regulations of the cultivation world and the human world..."

A certain cultivator who had served as an urban management officer for seven years cast a spell on himself for fear of revealing his identity, so a black silhouette appeared on the TV screen and talked eloquently: "They maliciously dumped some products that have been transformed by the cultivation world to Ordinary people. Due to different market conditions, many things are unusable or difficult to use in the eyes of ordinary people, such as mobile phones, shoes... These vendors appear in cross-street tunnels, university towns, railway stations and many other places with high traffic. His whereabouts are secretive, and as soon as he sees the urban management coming, he immediately stuffs things into the storage magic weapon, so that ordinary urban management cannot enforce the law normally... His methods are extremely bad and the impact is very bad!"

Everyone thought dumbly, probably the mortal law enforcement team in the provincial capital has been brainwashed and hypnotized N times.

Although the spell has no side effects and will not harm the body, but if it is used too much, it will make people in a trance. If things go on like this, it really is not a problem!

"...According to the investigation, these people are all employees of Shanhai.com!"

"Master Zhanyuan, what do you think about this?"

"Perhaps Yu Kun wants to flee with money..."

When Yu Kun turned on the TV, he happened to hear this sentence. He was furious and slapped the table: "What happened to me selling things and repairing the supermarket?! Flee with his money... Where can I escape! The sky is falling!" , the underworld is gone, should I go into the bottom of the sea and return to the ruins?"

Qi Long had just outrun the city management, panting on the table in the staff cafeteria, and said maliciously: "Then what do you think of Kunlun Wonderland?"

"shut up!"

Yu Kun jumped up as if someone had stepped on his tail, and started calling angrily: "Hey, General Xiaoyue! How is Jianmu?"

"What else can I do? I was cut off in the middle by the destruction of all directions, and I can't grow back in a few hundred years..."

"Don't! The current decision is that it's good to just cut it off every few years, just to make up for the lack of aura in the world." Yu Kun touched the three layers of fat on his chin, triumphantly, "Remember Reporting this expense to Zhanyuan is also contributing to the country! Let the secret department pay the salary for logging! Ah, yes, remember to give two copies, one for Du Heng, and one for his sword!"

Yu Kun thought happily.

It's a scam, just like him, black on both sides.

Even if you are the vicious and vicious Destroyer, you can only chop wood!

Yu Kun turned his head, looked at the employees sitting listlessly in the cafeteria, and said heartbrokenly one by one: "Why are Du Heng and Shen Dong able to sell their clothes? That's what they call running away with their money, and what counts as work-related compensation... What about you! The performance of being thrown around by others only adds up to 1000 yuan? What can 1000 yuan do, and half a piece of Diwu wood costs [-] yuan!"

Taotie was annoyed by his thoughts, and showed his true colors and lowered his head viciously: "If you talk nonsense, I'll eat you!"

"..."

You bastard, there's no way to live this day!The employees threatened to kill the boss for the salary increase, and the chef was even more ruthless, directly saying that he would eat the boss.

Yu Kun could only smash the remote control angrily.

"The day after tomorrow, the cultivation world will be in chaos!"

When Du Heng said that, Shen Dong turned his head to look at him for a long time in a daze, and then watched TV in astonishment.

Except for the black shadow that looks like the murderer in the island country detective cartoon, there is no strange scene!Is Shanhai.com really going bankrupt?Shanhai.com is a financial giant in the cultivation world, and its bankruptcy means that most people's property will be reimbursed.

"Anyway, we have no money on the card!" Shen Dong was very grateful.

As for making money, having a house to live in and not starving to death, how bad could it be?

"Look, hundreds of years ago, we lived in a cave in Zhongnan Mountain, and our property is estimated to be the apricot forest at the entrance of the cave... Even if we live in a ruined building now, it's better than deep mountains and old forests?"

It's not that Shen Dong is too contented and happy, what pursuit do you think a sword can have?

Kill the Quartet?This attribute is very good, but it's a pity that it can't be used at the poker table. Shen Dong is a typical person full of evil spirits. If Lei Cheng is still alive and sees Shen Dong a lot, he will definitely be affected to bad luck.The specific manifestations are that drinking cold water will get stuck between the teeth, doing things that don't go well, and losing every bet.

Fortunately, people in the cultivation world are immune to this kind of aura.

Of course, there is a fact - Du Heng's luck is really not very good!God knows if it has anything to do with Shen Dong.

"But being too poor is not the answer..."

Shen Dong was still brooding over it. When he thumped the sofa, he immediately cried out in pain. He was lying on his stomach at first, but now half of his body was sunk in the sofa and couldn't stand up.

Du Heng lowered his head and reached out to help, but was thrown away severely.

"Don't be complacent! One day sooner or later... I want you to have a taste of this!" Shen Dong accidentally twisted his neck, he struggled for a long time before he managed to turn over on his side, and continued lying there pretending to be dead.

Then there was an extra hand on the waist.

Shen Dong's back suddenly straightened, and he wanted to jump up instinctively, but unfortunately he didn't have the ability, so he just bounced it, and then fell back headfirst.

Helpless, he could only angrily let that hand rub the soreness on his lower back accurately and vigorously, the side effects were also obvious, Shen Dong gritted his teeth and clenched his fists at first, but later he lost the strength to even open his eyes.

It just has nothing to do with Du Heng's right hand, how can this be broken?

Shen Dong thought gloomyly, maybe he should contact the mountain axe and see how other weapon spirits deal with it—if your master plots against you, how can you make him regret it...

"Hahaha!"

Shen Dong thumped the sofa nervously and laughed.

Du Heng paused for a moment, then pulled Shen Dong's hand back and put it away as if nothing had happened.

"Tell me, haha...if Mountain Axe and the Great Elder of Rizhao Sect also...haha, one of them is four meters tall and the other is 1.3 meters tall!" Shen Dong was entertained by his embarrassing associations.

"Hey, I heard that there is a knife called Xinyue in the cultivation world. It is a beautiful woman, and it is also the weapon of the Tianyan Sect Master of the Baibao Pavilion. What does the Tianyan Sect Master look like? Isn't it a bad old man? A... no, no, a crescent moon stuck in cow dung."

Du Heng withdrew his hand suddenly, was silent for a while, and then slowly said:

"For a cultivator, a weapon is nothing more than a magic weapon, the most convenient magic weapon. Even if it can transform into form, it is at best a trusted comrade and comrade in arms."

Shen Dong was bored, and he was very unhappy to hear the first half of the sentence:

"You can simply talk about tools. It's just a tool spirit that can transform into shape, and can also be a friend part-time. As for you..."

Shen Dong was extremely annoyed that the aggrievedness that had been suppressed below resurfaced last night.

Suddenly the dantian warmed up, and the pervasive hot air spread over the limbs and bones. Shen Dong was so angry that he almost stretched out his feet to kick, but just as his knee was raised, he was held down by Du Heng's left hand, and his right hand remained in place.He didn't speak, and his consciousness directly enveloped him.

The distant darkness and blurred sense of erratic suddenly hit.

When Shen Dong opened his eyes again, he found himself in a steep valley.The bottom of the valley was so far from the ground that the place felt strangely familiar.

"It's not the out-of-body spirit, it's just a memory...you're sure it looks familiar."

Du Heng's voice sounded next to his ears, and Shen Dong said angrily, "It's your memory! Don't confuse me! Don't talk to me! It's mysterious and mysterious, and you are the only ones interested in it!"

"Have you never had any principles in your life?"

"Of course...live well!"

Shen Dong said that such a simple idea is broken and futile. When he was a mortal, he was worried about money all day long. After he found out that he was not human, he was still worried about money!In fact, whether it is a god or a monster in this world, even if there is no birth, old age, sickness and death, it is too difficult to live well.

But why live?

Shen Dong suddenly thought of this question.

If it is a person, thinking about this is purely eating and smoking. Life is only a few decades, and you must find a way to make life meaningful.What does a sword need?According to the logic of Qi Ling, the value of the sword life that is destroyed in all directions is sufficiently incisive and incisive, and its reputation is so fierce that no one dares to provoke it.And it's still the sword of a sword repairer, so he doesn't need to worry about finding a better master or changing masters for the rest of his life.

For Qi Ling, it is better to say "employer" and "partner" rather than "master".

The value of a weapon must always be reflected in the fight and on the battlefield. If the guy you meet can't bring out its power, you don't need to fight that kind of aggrieved fight!Sword repair and sword, this is a combination of many fouls, there is no need for a running-in period at all, there is no one that is more suitable and better than the other.

"Throughout the ages, there have been countless sword cultivators in the realm of comprehension...but only Duantianmen can ascend every generation."

Shen Dong wanted to pour cold water on Du Heng, saying that it's a pity that you almost missed it, but swallowed it by mistake.

"Those sword cultivators said that only the sword that truly belongs to them can prove the Tao." Du Heng's tone changed, and became a low accent, saying each word, "But who does the sword cultivator belong to?"

It belongs to the spirit stone that has been with you for 300 years. When the spirit stone becomes a sword, it is the way that you will never give up in your life.

It's not what a sword repairer wants his sword to be, but what the sword wants to be like——

Shen Dong suddenly became dazed.

Yes, that's it, he doesn't want to be like those little monsters...so!

Kill everything, kill everything you see.

——Jianxiu is just walking on a path chosen by his own sword, but this choice started from the first 300 years of getting along with each other. Everything, every day, will affect the final shape of the sword.

"Anyone in the cultivation world is different from us."

Shen Dong stared intently at the cliffs on both sides, he finally figured out what this place is!

Beimang Mountain! !

It used to be a mountain, but under the power of the Nine Heavens Tribulation, it was flattened and even sunken in the end. For more than 100 years, weeds and vines have re-covered the soil and grown luxuriantly, erasing all traces.

If this is memory.

Why is every stone and every vine in the valley so lifelike?

"How many times have you been here?" Shen Dong asked with difficulty.

"It started when I lost you."

Some things will always return to the original point, and some things are doomed from the beginning.

"It's not just because you are my sword... the moment you get out of your own hand, you can't just be a sword..."

The magic weapon of natal life never takes shape. To change shape, only...

"Only by proving the Tao can one transform into form."

Maybe it's a question, or a choice. Only when you get an answer or make a resolute choice can you be considered the Tao.

Ten directions are destroyed and go away to block the catastrophe...

It is the choice of sword.

"I come here every year to check the enchantment of Beimang Mountain. Yu Kun thought that I would not give up and wanted to find a sword. The cultivation world has searched Beimang Mountain for hundreds of miles..." Du Heng's voice was calm as before: "Actually I just came to this valley, because I know that you are not in danger, and one day, we will meet again."

The author has something to say: I said in the previous article, um, a long time ago, probably when the barrier of Beiman Mountain collapsed, Baishu Daoist asked angrily, who was the person who saw the barrier of Beiman Mountain last time?Du Heng replied that it was him and then still remember in this article, Yu Kun introduced Shen Dong to Du Heng, what was he talking about, Du Heng went on a business trip ╮(╯_╰)╭ In other words, Du Heng used to go to Beiman Mountain once However, this time he came back and saw Shen Dong, so when he encountered the [lost and found] sword, he was so calm, even when he saw the sword transforming into form, he was very calm.