Retire from the human world

Most of the most important battles in life have to be fought alone.

That's right, it's about the exam. Even if you are a sword fairy, you can only take the fourth level of your own exam, and the sword can't help you.

Shen Dong's contempt was not unreasonable, no matter how arrogant the Sword Immortal of Duantianmen was, how could he raise his sword to threaten the invigilator?The world of comprehension will not recognize the fourth-level certificate that comes in this way.

"You put the cart before the horse!"

Du Heng could see what Shen Dong was thinking at a glance, so he reminded: "Do you think the sect master...or Ling Huan Sword Immortal and the others will need a fourth-level certificate to find a job in the world?"

Shen Dong shook his head resolutely.

What a joke, let alone pass the fourth level, even if they passed the eighth level, no one, including Shanhai.com, would dare to recruit such employees.

Although Duantianmen Sword Immortal is a black householder (without Shanhaie.com membership card), at least he searched for a bunch of "heavenly souvenirs" before escaping back to the human world, and he will not be short of money in the future.

So the question came, why did these guys take the fourth grade?

"Increase understanding of the human world and reduce damage?" Shen Dong was very hesitant. It should be impossible. Those sword immortals have such a high level of awareness?

Du Heng nodded silently.

——That's true, the sword immortals certainly don't have this kind of awareness, but the sect master does.

Moreover, the master of Changcheng Sect has a stubborn temper, and he has to do everything by himself. He is a god with a strong desire to control.How can he tolerate that he can't understand what others say, and he doesn't know anything about the current situation in the cultivation world and the human world?

Of course, the sect master's requirements have always been strict. Not only do he demand this from himself, but he also strictly promotes it to his disciples.

Shen Dong stared blankly for a while, then suddenly said sincerely: "It's a good thing you didn't ascend!"

The 100 years that Du Heng stayed in the world happened to be the time when the world changed the most, if Du Heng had ascended at that time.Now I am afraid that I am also one of the members who are studying hard to prepare for the exam.

"Besides, if you ascended smoothly back then, I wouldn't be able to transform!" Shen Dong spread his hands.

Although there are many unsatisfactory things to be transformed into a tool spirit, you have to worry about money, and you will be bullied by Du Heng... But there is one advantage, which can completely overcome all shortcomings!

Shen Dong drank the soy milk in his cup in one gulp, and began to think about beef noodle barbecue hotpot...

A life that has not tasted these is really too lacking and unhappy.

Shen Dong was distracted when he suddenly saw Du Heng walking outside.

"Hello?" Shen Dong looked out of the window again, and suddenly found that the bus was leaving, so he hurriedly chased it out.

"What should we do now?" Looking at the traffic on the road, Shen Dong immediately said vigilantly, "You need to save money, the starting price of taxis has increased a lot..."

"Fly along."

"..."

Shen Dong changed his face on the spot: "I don't want to drink car exhaust!"

Du Heng covered Shen Dong's mouth and nose without any hassle: "Hold your breath!"

Shen Dong faltered and protested, but with little effect, they still joined the army of cultivators flying behind the four buses.

On holidays, the traffic in the city is congested, and the buses stop and go, and they are always stuck in the traffic flow.The test takers wished they could drive more slowly so that they could turn over a few more pages of the book, and the test takers also parked on top of other vehicles.

As soon as Shen Dong stood still, he broke away from Du Heng's hand and looked at the soles of his feet with disgust.

How long had it been since the roof of the truck they'd landed on hadn't been washed, uh, had it rained?It was so dirty, with a thick layer of black ash, and there was something like sludge next to it.

Move quickly and jump onto the big bales of cargo carried behind the carriage.

The driver who was waiting for the red light froze for a moment, then stretched his head to look at the roof of the car.

Strange, why did I hear a thumping sound on the roof of the car, as if someone was running?

Well, it is estimated that unqualified people on the viaduct or high-rise buildings on the street are throwing garbage!Hope the roof isn't smashed!The driver cursed helplessly.

Shen Dong sat comfortably on a pile of flour.

Soft, but firm and not sagging.

He pulled a bag of flour and leaned against it, and his sore back was ironed. When he was happy, he opened his mouth and said, "This is a good way to take a bus. We will do the same next time. It saves money and time. The bus also runs every stop Stop, sometimes desperately detour."

Du Heng didn't answer, just looked at him silently.

Sure enough, fare evasion, a bad habit in the comprehension world, is contagiously powerful!

As the bus drove more and more sideways, in the end everyone could only follow along obediently, so Du Heng, who was mixed in the crowd, was also discovered.

"Hey, what is this, Director Du?" Everyone was surprised, they remembered that Du Heng passed all the mortal assessments.

All of a sudden, their eyes fell on Shen Dong next to him, and everyone immediately became astonished.

Oh, send the sword to the exam!Therefore, it is not necessarily a good thing that the magic weapon transforms into form. Look, there are a lot of troubles for no reason-when you see that Du Heng's sword will make money, you will think of the magic weapon that can transform, which is great!

Shen Dong didn't speak, he just gloated, wondering how this group of people would react when they learned that Duantianmen Sword Immortals might also come to take the fourth-level exam.

Just as he was thinking, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he had already entered the space where Jianmu was.

The sun is completely covered by the upper tree canopy, and you can't see your fingers here. Although unfortunately it was cut in half, the roots of Jianmu and the lower part of the trunk are still intact, automatically opening up a barrier that is very different from the world.

The bus started to drive up the tree roots slantingly, and then drove on the tree trunk that was so wide that the sides could not be seen.

Seeing Jianmu up close, Shen Dong touched his neck with palpitations.

How did he cut down this big tree with a diameter like a wall?Du Heng also dare to do it?Just thinking about it, Shen Dong felt a headache all over his body, and immediately grinned and rubbed his shoulders.

"Ashi, what are you doing?" Kai Shanxue came over to strike up a conversation with arrogance.

Shen Dong was powerless to correct the strange new title of the axe, so he casually said, "I'm afraid!"

"Haha, I understand, it's so dangerous that it didn't break!" The Mountain Axe winked, deliberately avoiding Du Heng, and whispered, "Hey, brother, hurry up and pass the sixth grade test, and then I will take you to Pansi Cave to have fun!"

Shen Dong rolled his eyes, this ax thought he was Er Que?What fun can an Internet cafe have.

"Why don't you just play games, chat about penguins, browse Weibo and watch Taobao.? This is all left over from my playing!" Shen Dong looked at it with contempt.

"We ascended to the heavens, and the new games released later are just like 3D movies! There are also special game chairs and handles, and you can feel being touched by NPCs and kicked by monsters. Of course, they are relatively mild, not even painful." Kai Shan When it comes to online games, he is full of enthusiasm and yearns for them, "It's a pity that we only stayed in the heaven for four years. If it's 40 years, there must be holographic online games!"

"..."

"No! I remember you have an ID card!" Kaishan Ax suddenly turned his head and said, "Then what are you doing here? Is it to watch the fun... Hey, what's so interesting about the fourth-level exam, let's go to Pansi Cave to play Bar!"

Kaishan Ax resolutely threw aside his master who was in pain and rushed to the examination room.

Shen Dong took a step back, avoiding the movement of the ax hooking his shoulders and back.Artifact spirits are very disgusted to be touched by people other than the master, but it doesn't matter if other weapons touch, isn't it just smashed when they fight?So Shen Dong's action made Kaishan Ax stunned.

"Bone is sour, don't touch it!"

"Ah, the aftereffects of cutting down trees?" The mountain ax was relieved, and laughed, "By the way, maybe you have a psychological shadow? When you see Jianmu, you feel pain all over your body. I understand!"

Understand me!

Shen Dong quietly glared at Du Heng, and continued to rub his arms: "I said Kaishan, you can go to the Pansi Cave by yourself, I have no money!"

"What?" Brother Ax was really dumbfounded this time.

A tool spirit, actually said that he has no money? !

Is there such a miserable weapon spirit?Even Kai Shan was definitely the one who ate meat, Elder Sha Shen didn't even have to drink soup.The practice in the comprehension world is to tighten your belt, and you must also serve your weapon spirit well!Otherwise, Qi Ling will dislike you and find another home.

"Are you kidding, Du Heng will have no money?"

"There is a sect like Duantianmen, what do you think?" Shen Dong continued to roll his eyes.

Kaishan Axe understood in seconds, and immediately glanced at Shen Dong sympathetically: "Uh, what a pity!" Sword cultivator's natal magic weapon, he can't even change jobs!I've been cheated like this all my life.

As soon as Shen Dong rolled his eyes, a bad idea came, so he deliberately sighed: "Kaishan, let me tell you, I can't choose. In fact, when Qi Ling is looking for a master, it's like picking someone! There must be a tacit understanding, To communicate with each other! To treat you well..."

Kaishan Axe thought this statement was absurd at first, and was about to refute, but was distracted by Shen Dong's words later, and just nodded in a daze: "Of course, not only must you have strength, but you must also have money to afford me food, drink, and entertainment."

"But you can't just look at that person! You also need to look at his family situation...I mean teachers, friends, enemies, do you know what I mean?"

"I don't quite understand." Mountain Axe said honestly.

"Hey, it means that no matter how good the partner is, it's useless, and the family members can't be too weird! You're not just with this person, you're with the same sect! If you don't choose well, there will be endless troubles. Not only will you become poorer, You're still in a state of desperation...you might think it's better to find someone with lesser qualifications and a simpler master-to-door relationship!"

"Then let's get together and break up! Wait...it's a breakup, what kind of breakup!" Kai Shanfu hurriedly poohed, and then looked at Shen Dong with sympathy, "By the way, the official match is quite miserable!"

"..."

Shen Dong, who didn't fly the ax away, but hit himself, could only change the subject: "Well, who is the invigilator for the Level [-] exam?"

"Ha!" The mountain ax proudly puffed out his chest at the sound, his bronze face was full of smiles, "It's not just level [-]... He invigilates all mortal assessments, so what about Yu Kun and Du Heng Zhanyuan, you have to stand back three feet from him !"

There are still such powerful people in the world of comprehension=皮=

Shen Dong couldn't believe it, why hadn't he heard of it at all?

"He's the boss of our Qi Spirit... Ahh, that's not right, of course he's not as powerful as you, but he's a magic weapon, not a weapon, so there's no comparison!" Do you remember the membership card number? In our category, you appeared relatively late, so it’s only 22, I’m 2…he’s 1. A magic weapon at the level of an artifact! Hehe, there may be no Shanhaiyigou or Zhanyuan in the world of comprehension, but Absolutely cannot do without him!"

impossible……

The bus stopped, and there was dim lighting on the branches like a square, but it was empty, not to mention the tables and chairs didn't even have a futon, it didn't look like an examination room at all.In the corner next to it, the ghost cultivators guarding Jianmu sat scattered, and they also wanted to pass the exam and change jobs.However, these ghosts of Beimanshan Jianmu who changed defense zones in turn were very murderous, and gathering together in a pile was simply gloomy.

Among such a group of guys, the standing one is particularly conspicuous.

Dressed in a black robe, with long hair reaching to the ground, she looks like a good girl, this type is more like a fairy.Among the thousands of people, he seemed to glance here casually, and walked straight to him without turning.

"Hey, my master is going to take an exam, how can you take care of me!" Kai Shan rushed to say hello.

The man had a half-smile, and when he opened his mouth, the sound was like metal hitting, sonorous and powerful, and he was extremely sorry for his beautiful appearance: "Shen Dong, right? We've seen each other before!"

There is actually someone who doesn't call him Shi Fang Ju Mi!Oh no, Qi Ling!

Shen Dong was very surprised, and took a few more careful glances.It's a pity that from the outside, there is no way to see the original shape.

"I am the invigilator of the level assessment for all mortals in the comprehension world. Well, this is a job to earn extra money. I also opened an inn, where you stayed... Changyou was scared by your sword fairy who broke the sky. My boss has not yet Come to find you!"

Shen Dong's eyes are already staring straight, the Fengchen Inn is opened by this guy in front of him?

"Wait, I don't remember where I saw you!" Shen Dong looked vigilantly.

"Oh, don't worry, I don't have the habit of peeping in the Fengchen Inn... Opening the inn is a benefit I do for the cultivation world. You see, there are so many demon cultivators who have no place to live, and they always have to be settled together." The invigilator continued. Laughing in that strange voice, he also stretched out his hand, posing for a handshake very mortal, "My name is Sinan, but the cultivation world usually calls me Beidou."

This guy does have a familiar voice.

Shen Dong was still puzzled, when he suddenly heard the other party's self-reported name, he was instantly blessed, and jumped out in horror, pointing desperately and asking: "Big Dipper? You, you are the Beidou Shenzhou Express?!"

"Ah, it's a small business." The invigilator smiled and took out a business card and stuffed it in, "This is the station of each major city in China, and the timetable for taking the Beidou Shenzhou Express. Covering China, you can use your power to build passages for you at will, open a hundred lines at the same time, and tens of thousands of people can pass through without any problem!"

"..."

How does this sound like a game server supporting tens of thousands of players online at the same time?

——And this girl is called Sinan, so it must be one of the legendary four great inventions!

Kaishan Axe whispered beside him: "Ashi, don't be fooled by his appearance, he has plastic surgery! When he first transformed, his face was sunken in the middle, with a low nose. , high cheekbones...a wonderful look!"

Sure enough! !

Shen Dong was too embarrassed to speak.

But you also need to understand that people look like spoons in their original form, how can you discriminate against Kaishan casually!

At this time, a man crawled out of the group of gloomy ghosts waiting for the exam to start, his hair was disheveled, and his voice was erratic and breathless: "Du Heng...you...you come to the exam too! Help, it's so hard to be a teacher ah!"

The author has something to say: Most of the most important battles in one's life must be fought alone - the words are from Master Wen Rui'an's "A Little Arrow of Sadness", and Su Mengzhen is the host of Su.