Retire from the human world

Of course, Shanhai.com will not go bankrupt. Du Heng said that the cultivation world will be in chaos in two days. In fact, he saw the scrolling note on the TV screen: The first level-[-] exam of this year will be held the day after tomorrow.

The test site is at the foot of Jianmu.

So many strange passengers came to Hangzhou Railway Station that day. Some of them wore fur robes in Mayday, and some looked like deer-headed rats that ruined the appearance of the city. However, people in the comprehension world who know how to take the train (in fact, most of them evade fares) are full of confidence in the exam. .Why are so many high-level demon cultivators worse off than A Piao who delivers the courier?Just because I don't have a diploma, I can't find a job!

The assessment dates for mortals in the comprehension world are generally set during the Spring Festival travel season, long holidays, and when schools are about to start at the end of August.In this way, the flow of people at the station will increase a lot more than usual, and no matter how strange-looking people pass by, they will not be surrounded by crowds—because some demon cultivator concealment techniques are really not good, and they will be exposed when crowded by people, so there is no way use.

The report submitted by the state secret department shows that the world of comprehension is currently the largest fare evasion gang in China ==

It's hard to stop these guys from looting unless you check with infrared.

Although there is the Beidou Shenzhou Express in the cultivation world, the high transportation costs are not affordable by the public in the cultivation world.It's useless to fly by yourself, and everything is useless if you don't know the way.

In China, the well-connected railway lines and highways have saved the poor and low-level practitioners.

This year's mortal level assessment, the situation is extremely severe——

In the past, the talented disciples of famous sects such as Rizhao Sect and Chengtian Sect did not need to work hard to take the exam. They had a sect with strong financial resources, and the single-plank bridge they needed to walk was crossing the catastrophe and becoming an immortal!

But it's over now.The senior Shimen escaped from the heaven after a narrow escape, and Jianmu was cut off before destroying the world.

No need to think about it, everyone will have to take the exam in the future!

why?Because people in the realm of comprehension will not die, the population will inevitably expand in the future, and diplomas are the last word!The cultivation world is just that big, and the future trend will definitely be more contact, in-depth, and hiding in bustling cities.Of course, employees with a solid job like Shanhai.com also have to take the grade test. How can they be promoted without a diploma?How to raise salary?

Don't forget a cruel reality: there is no such thing as retirement in the cultivation world.

The middle-aged woman was still standing in front of the bus, holding the horn and yelling weakly: "Take out the card, and start paying the exam fee now... Wait, those who send for the exam are not allowed to get on the bus!"

"Why?" Daoist Pohu who sent his junior to the exam was furious.

"The seats in the car are limited, so those who take the exam will fly behind the car!" the woman said impatiently.

"I'll give you double!!" An elder of the Mo family yelled angrily.

"Okay, pay double the fare, and use the stealth technique to squat on the roof. Don't stand up! When the vehicle is moving, there will be viaduct piers and billboards in front of the road... If you squat and are more than two meters tall, trouble You don’t need to add money if you lie on your stomach, but others will step on you.”

There was also a lot of noise on the bus.

The glass windows are specially processed, the windows cannot be opened, and the outside cannot see the inside, so the passengers all push the roof transom and talk to the people on the roof in turn.

There are three other minibuses behind this car that are also dilapidated, and the advertisements on the body are full of bumps.Some cultivators relied on the fact that ordinary people couldn't see them, so they simply jumped up and down on the roof of the car, and started talking about the past when they caught people.

"Hey, Daoist Baishu, send your apprentice to the exam!"

Everyone was surprised.

Heads and brains of the comprehension world with an identity like Daoist Baishu don't need to drive into the space where Jianmu is, they can pass through the barrier by themselves.

"Actually, Pindao didn't send his apprentices to take the exam, this time...he came by himself!" Bai Shu said embarrassingly.

He has to pay the exam fee and wait for the exam room arrangement. What if he doesn't come here?

"Ah, then why are you sitting on the roof of the car? You are highly respected in the cultivation world, isn't there a seat for you?" Everyone was even more curious.

Master Baishu coughed uncomfortably in a low voice: "The car is full of juniors, how dare I squeeze in."

This is indeed a problem!

After everyone sighed, they felt that the future of the cultivation world was grim. Even Daoist Baishu came to take the exam. It seems that there will be more and more people with certificates and diplomas in the cultivation world. , a brother who is the head of the Chengtian faction, also has a fourth-level certificate and can make a living in the world, who will you recruit?

It seems that the good old days when a diploma can go all over the world are over!

Looking at the frowning crowd, Bai Shu's heart was more bitter than anyone else's.

Although the Chengtian Sect is a well-known sect in the cultivation world, with a long history of inheritance, and the ability to calculate the secrets of heaven and understand the way of heaven is second to none. The glorious history of a sect can't be finished in three days and three nights, but now the world is changing. The Laoshan Ziyun Temple is better than the Chengtian faction, and the Pohu Daoist earns a million dollars a year at least (recently, the Pohu Taoist is dissatisfied with the high commission of Shanhai. If you pass the CET-[-] test, you will receive business directly through the state secret department).

When the Chengtian faction was at its most glorious, the emperors in the world secretly paid treasures to inquire about the world's luck. What about now?

Who still believes in this set!

No matter how superstitious a rich man is, he will only ask someone to give a fortune chart, read Feng Shui, and give him a name... Ordinary people can do this kind of work!

What do you mean country?

Alas, the practice of praying to gods and worshiping Buddha has long been out of fashion these days!The group of guys in the comprehension world gave the country the impression that they are second-hand and illiterate, and they belong to a "special group" that needs to be treated differently. There is no need to give care or anything, and the most is legal care. To ask such a group of people about the world's major events?That's a lot of brain pumping!

When gods and Buddhas are no longer beliefs, they step down from the altar.

What's more, for the cultivators themselves, the way of heaven is not their belief.Becoming an immortal is the most unnatural thing to do.

It is a big school, so it is difficult to move forward. Fortunately, there are not many disciples under the sect, so life is not too difficult.But Baishu Daoist came back from the heaven, and brought back a dozen gods, including the founder of the Chengtian faction Kaipai Shenjizi, and the days that he could have lived were all over. What do the immortals of the Chengtian faction know?He can only calculate, at most, Guiguzi will arrange troops, which is still the art of war OTZ in the era of cold weapons.

Do you want Guiguzi to go to the frontline army of Beiman Mountain alone, serve as a military adviser to Marshal Yue, and then support a sect?This pressure is too great.

"The future is bleak!" Shen Jizi said sadly after making calculations.

All the immortals of Chengtian Sect nodded sadly and agreed, Baishu Daoist and other disciples silently exchanged future for Qiantu in their hearts.

"I'm so old, from practicing to creating a sect, and later cultivating my strength to the realm of the eighteenth heaven in the heaven where the ancient immortals and desolate beasts despise the ascension of the human world, I didn't expect..."

Shenjizi let out a long sigh, feeling very haggard, "I'm getting old, and in the end I still have to suffer from the stink of copper!"

Then he burst into tears, thinking of his great disciples, and those Chengtian sect immortals who died in the third heaven, and said that it would be better to die with the heavens to avoid this kind of crime—well, anyway, I won’t go to the fourth exam if I die class.

"..."

Daoist Baishu had no choice but to stand up resolutely and go to the examination room in a tragic way.

The days to come are still long... Immortals can forbear without eating or drinking, what about the expenses of pills?What about magic weapon?It is impossible to patch all the Taoist robes in the whole family. The master wears it and passes it on to the disciples, and the disciples pass it on to the disciples. In the end, it is sad to remind whoever goes out to wear good clothes!If it got to that point, would the Chengtian Sect still be in the realm of comprehension?

"Ah! If I had known today..."

Daoist Baishu was extremely melancholy, and suddenly saw a four-meter-tall guy running over invisibly, and then put a shiny golden dumpling on the roof of the bus.

"Friend?" Daoist Baishu widened his eyes in horror.

Why is the great elder of Rizhao Zong here?The Chengtian Sect has no money, and the Rizhao Sect is a big school whose pills are scheduled for ten years later. It is making a lot of money every day, so why doesn't it need sand ginseng to take the exam?

"Don't mention it!" The 1.3-meter-tall Great Elder explained vaguely with a mournful face.

It turns out that the Rizhao Sect is also very miserable. Those senior masters and the gods who came back from the sky are all people with advanced cultivation bases. What they refine are magic pills and golden elixir. can eat?Without a market, even the best products cannot be sold!These patriarchs categorically said that they would not die to practice those things that they had figured out N years ago. How could they not advance but retreat on the road of cultivation?

"You Chengtian sect has no money, and the group of sword immortals from the Duantianmen don't buy pills... What will happen to the Rizhao Sect if things go on like this!" Elder Sha Shen said with a heartbroken voice.

Master Baishu opened his mouth, not knowing how to comfort him.

Well, rich people are the same, and those without money each have a bad debt.

Baishu Daoist is used to being poor and it doesn't matter, but Shashen is once degraded and can't be uncovered, with serious psychological trauma, especially because he is the one who spends the most in the Rizhao Sect - he also raised a Qiling.

Kai Shanaxe said that it doesn't matter if he doesn't have money, he just needs to change employers, so everyone can get together and leave.

But if you can't even keep your weapons, the sand ginseng will not be able to mix in the future.

"Isn't it just a mortal assessment, can I still be inferior to Kaishan?" the Great Elder was ruthless.

It is said that even the mountain ax has a sixth-level certificate, so the master should not be too bad.

The surroundings of the bus became more and more lively. When the gods of the Mo family appeared collectively, the horror of the little demons reached its peak-in fact, these gods were only interested in transformation, and they were all fooled by the younger generations. Of course, they were still relatively arrogant. Hugging Buddha's feet, one person took a book and flipped through it.

Mohism is simply the conscience of the cultivation world, no, no, it is the number one scientific productive force in the cultivation world.

Arabic numerals can be learned as soon as they are learned. Although the clock can't be recognized yet, but now everyone has a basic physics book.Just kidding, people in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period recorded the optical principle of pinhole imaging. Can the comprehension world, which is generally illiterate, compare it?

The onlookers stared at each other and discussed,

"Physics? What's that?"

"The truth of the object?"

Kaishan Axe looked admiringly, and he couldn't get such profound knowledge even at the sixth level.

Daoist Baishu was instantly stressed.

"Friend, have you brought your textbooks? Let me read them."

There was a gloomy cloud in front of the train station, and at a Chinese fast-food restaurant a few hundred meters away, Shen Dong held the cheapest soy milk on the restaurant's price tag, while drinking it, he asked Du Heng who was sitting opposite: "I said, you overestimated your sect." , do you think they know how to take the exam?"

"You can ask, they still live in Fengchen Inn after all."

"So what?" It hasn't been a week since I got the teaching materials, and even if the group of sword immortals from Duantianmen came, it would be a waste of money.

"Don't ask me to pay!" Shen Dong solemnly warned.

Although he has never passed the fourth level, he also knows that the registration fee is definitely not cheap.Now he and Du Heng's money is all earned by selling clothes, is it easy?

"It doesn't matter whether I was struck by lightning because of you or not! Don't talk about the place of crossing the catastrophe, even if you move the entire Zhongnan Mountain here, it's useless." Seeing that Du Heng wanted to speak, Shen Dong immediately interrupted to prevent Du Heng from saying anything. After two sentences, I lost my temper. At this time, I must stick to my position, "You belong to you, Duantianmen belongs to Duantianmen, I am your sword, not Duantianmen's sword!"

Shen Dong has two knots in his heart.

One is that he always mutters, is it because he is Du Heng's sword, so Du Heng is like this.

Sword cultivators are good to swords, even without that kind of feeling, so this lump is quite big, it will inevitably be distorted. Thinking about it, if Du Heng's sword is another one, maybe Du Heng will also like it, which makes Shen Dong Very unhappy.

However, this knot was dispelled by Du Heng's words two days ago.

——Without those 300 years, the spirit stone is just a piece of spirit stone without sanity and feeling. The reason why the sword of Shifangjue is such a murderous sword is because the 300 years spent with Du Heng have penetrated into all joys and sorrows. Anger, sorrow and joy, and the same kind of dissatisfaction with the way of heaven.

Jian chose Tao for Jianxiu, but where did Jian's spiritual consciousness come from?It's not the first days yet.

——Even if it's not that piece of spirit stone, as long as it's the same experience, and it's also in Du Heng's hands, then there will always be only that one sword that will be destroyed in all directions.In the end, when Beiman Mountain crosses the catastrophe, he will still break free to block the catastrophe on behalf of Du Heng, and realize "why do you exist in the world", this will never change.

It's just that after the transformation, maybe his name is not Shen Dong, or he didn't stay in the orphanage.

Once you step into the mortal world, there are countless possibilities...but the essence remains the same.

"Unfortunately, I didn't get a nice name, and I didn't get adopted by a good family, so I've been so poor for so many years." Shen Dong rubbed his nose and thought regretfully.

After understanding it, his mood suddenly became brighter, so there was only one knot left in Shen Dong's heart: Duantianmen!

That really can't be described as troublesome. Shen Dong felt that most of the tragedies in the future must be caused by Du Heng's sect.

Well, Shimen and Jian, you choose one!

Du Heng was not moved by Shen Dong's unreasonable rhetoric, and he explained calmly: "There is a sect master!"

"I don't believe that the sect master is the biggest and most unstable factor in the Duantian Clan!" Shen Dong looked at it with contempt.

Under normal circumstances, the Changcheng Sect Master is indeed very reliable, but what's the use of being more reliable?Can you take the sword fairies to eat hot pot, and take the sword fairies to pass the fourth level of the exam?