Retire from the human world

With a mentality of breaking the jar, Shen Dong went shopping in the whole supermarket after get off work.

The wine sold has the origin and label, and it is by no means blood.The freezer also sells chilled meat and fish, and there are no eyeballs or other scary products at all.Biscuits, potato chips, and chocolate are very common supermarket products. There are even mobile phones and MP4s on the counter next to the clothing on the first floor, and there are rows of computer refrigerators and washing machines at the end.

Except for no one, there is really nothing abnormal about Shanhai.com.

But—is there really no one, or can I not see it?

Shen Dong trembled and looked around.

"What do you want to buy?" a weak voice asked.

Shen Dong looked down, only to find a little boy standing behind the three-door refrigerator, with a thin face and short hair standing on end.At first glance it looked like a child next door, but his ears were pointed, and he moved slightly from time to time, which made Shen Dong nervous.

What's this?Vixen?No, there are too many races with pointy ears!

"Uh... I'll just take a look..." Shen Dong said very vaguely, he had never seen this child in the staff cafeteria, does Shanhai.com still use child labor?

Shen Dong accidentally caught a glimpse of the price from the corner of his eye, and almost jumped up immediately.

1000?This luxury three-door refrigerator sells so little?It's too cheap!

He hurriedly looked all the way along the shelves. The prices of small electronic products are similar to those outside, but the prices of TVs and refrigerators are very strange. An inconspicuous small TV sells for 30 yuan, while the super-large 46-inch LCD TV sells for only 700 yuan. Block, it must be wrong, maybe the price of this LCD TV is US dollars!And that frustrating TV is priced in Japanese Yen!

Probably misunderstood Shen Dong's expression, the little boy ran over and turned on the switch of the LCD TV. Inside was a normal high-definition natural scenery promotional video. The child raised his head seriously and said: "This TV effect Very good, although there is no remote mirroring effect and no self-defense function, but it can receive all the stations, and it can also be connected to the computer..."

A drop of sweat broke out on Shen Dong's head, who will tell him why the TV has its own defense function?

He has lived for more than 20 years and has always felt that he is very ordinary. Although he has no father or mother, poor living standards and low education, he still lives very well.However, he is a bit lazy by nature, unwilling to do unnecessary things, and afraid of trouble.

Shanhai.com is a huge trouble right now, and he can't get rid of it for a while.

That's right, the owed money can be repaid later, but the background of this company is more terrifying than the underworld pyramid schemes, God knows what will happen if you owe them money.As for you, you're not human either—have you heard too many words like this?There are some inexplicable religious propaganda meetings in the provincial capital, and they like to run up to those college students and say "you are special", "you are chosen by God", "your face is destined to be different", and then glib Fool people who are not deeply involved in the world, or who are disheartened by reality.

Shen Dong, a cowardly classmate of Shen Dong, became confident after becoming a believer, and just felt relieved for her, but the girl looked pitiful from then on, and said "the Lord said, all people are born with sins", so embarrassing that Shen Dong has been around that girl ever since Walk.This belief is not teaching at all, it is brainwashing!How can a formal religion be like this?

So no matter how bizarre Shanhai.com was, Shen Dong didn't take the words "you are not human" to heart. He felt that he knew himself very well. He would be hungry if he didn't eat and thirsty if he didn't drink water. He was healthy and strong. What's wrong?Besides, even if you are "really not human".Is it related to Shanhai.com?No!All kinds of strange things have happened since he went to work at Shanhai.com. Didn't he live a good life before?Saying that he is not human, do you want him to be arrested and sent to the laboratory as a guinea pig?

But Shen Dong will find out today that his previous thinking was completely wrong!

Because no matter how determined to ignore Du Heng's words, there is still a kind of human nature that cannot be killed-curiosity!

Although rationally warned Shen Dong not to ask any further questions, even if it was a super-value and cost-effective LCD TV, it was impossible for him to buy it.That defensive function might be just a high-end technology to prevent damage to the LCD screen, but Shen Dong still didn't move away.

The promotional video played on the LCD TV has changed from sky, sea, beach and reefs to majestic Taoist pavilions. The camera zooms in and shows a close-up of the white crane flying in the sky. The feathers are beautiful and white, and the crane’s eyes are black and bright. Fly away with the wings down.

46-inch LCD TV, this high-definition effect!If this is an online game promotional video, it will definitely be popular in China!

The music of the promotional video is very monotonous, probably the sound of guzheng playing, at first it was the sound of ocean waves, and then it turned into the gurgling of spring water, and the wind blew the copper bells hanging from the eaves of the Taoist temple, making it clearer and longer.

The mountain is very high, surrounded by clouds and mist, and there are countless strange rocks and strange pines. The mountain road is made of bluestone steps, which looks wet in the mist, and there are some small lilac flowers growing sporadically in the gaps.

"Where is this?" It doesn't look like it was made by a computer!

"Donghai Rizhaozong, you haven't been there either?"

The child's answer made Shen Dong suddenly sober.

——I knew it was not a normal answer!

The little boy didn't notice Shen Dong's strange expression at all, and he even took out a dark remote control, fiddled with it a few times, the LCD screen went black for a while, and then suddenly appeared a gloomy cave and sharp strange laughter, and the top of the cave kept shaking. The bright red liquid oozes down. Shen Dong just thought that the effect of this horror movie was good, but suddenly he found that the logo was wrong.

The station logo in the upper right corner of the screen turned out to be a small white skull.

"...Hello friends from all walks of life, the frontline battle situation of Beiman Mountain is reported live. Because of the effective measures taken, since July [-]th, the barrier of Beiman Mountain has not collapsed..."

Have you ever seen the subtitles of TV reports in traditional characters?Well, maybe the Taiwan side is.

But have you ever seen the subtitles of TV reports are vertical?Instead of a line of characters appearing at the bottom of the screen, two vertical lines are drawn from right to left starting from the bottom of the station logo.

Before Shen Dong could twitch his eyes, the channel had already changed.

A sanctimonious old man with a white beard was sitting on a futon, staring at a big alchemy furnace, with a vertical title next to it, "The twenty-eighth day of the live demonstration of the Rizhao Sect Taoist Priest Xuanyi's improvement of the alchemy of building up the alchemy."What, the title forgot to mark the dots?The ancients did not use punctuation!

Change again.

"...The price of Changshi Mountain Mingshi has dropped again this month, hitting the lowest level in ten years. From the market downturn, it can be seen that the current situation in the cultivation world is worrying. More and more monks only care about their own cultivation level, and do not pay attention to the cultivation of state of mind... ..."

What the hell is this kind of TV show where stock market experts analyze social conflicts?

"Recently, the TV is getting uglier." The little boy holding the remote control muttered, and started fiddling again.

"... It's not easy to get here through the eight rounds of knockout rounds. We believe in your strength, come on! Sing loudly and try to defeat the champion of the upper world... Thank you Shanhai Tesco for providing the prize, Zouwu! Only those with strength will be rewarded." available……"

Host, you have two long horns on your head, which makes people look very stressed, okay?And your contestants, some squatting on the rocks, some still in the fish tank, are they really here to participate in the competition?

A terrifying and twisted voice came out of the TV, and Shen Dong almost fell backwards.What kind of music talent show is this? Who is chosen to sing?

"The six-level assessment guidance for mortals... Today we will talk about how to fly smoothly without arousing the suspicion of ordinary people. First, we need to buy a ticket. According to the laws of the cultivation world, we are eligible to get the ID card that ordinary people have after passing the six-level assessment. , prepare enough Renminbi to buy a plane ticket, and bring your ID card..."

"Tsk, this kind of lousy question is taken every year. It's fine if you can't fly by yourself. What kind of plane do you take?" The child curled his lips and decisively changed the channel.

"If you can't even read TV, please choose this channel, the natural scenery, relax..."

Shen Dong had changed from being full of black lines to crying and laughing. He suddenly understood what was going on with Shanhai.com's exam papers for cashiers. Maybe for these non-human beings, this paper was extremely rare.

—— Now it’s not Shanhai.com’s problem. As long as these programs are not pre-recorded, then Shanhai.com is only a small part of all abnormal areas. Manager Yu is right, they just run a supermarket!

Lao Tzu's world view!

Shen Dong silently turned his head and left.

He shouldn't be curious about this TV set, just like Shanhaiyibu's broken supermarket, it looks like nothing, once you open it, you will find that it is filled with all the novelties that ruin your three views!

"Alas—" the little boy looked at the back of Shen Dong running away, squatted down with a frowning face, and drew on the ground with his fingers, "I didn't sell anything this quarter, and because of the general manager, I lost a machine that can be sold." A high-defense television tracked by water mirrors. What should I do?"

A black shadow covered the child.

"Ah, Director Du!"

The child immediately jumped up and stood upright beside the TV again.

"When you go to dinner, tell Yu Kun to bring the card, and the broken TV will be deducted from his card."

"Understood!" The child immediately laughed happily.

"And..." Du Heng's voice lowered.

"Eh? Really this? But this one is broken, it has no defense function, and it can't save important programs regularly. It's useful for nothing but a big screen!" The little boy's eyes were blank.

Du Heng looked at him silently.

"I...I see." The child almost burst into tears.

Sure enough, the monks are very annoying, and they are too busy to go to Beiman Mountain for a day trip. Bullying him is nothing!

Shen Dong rode his broken bicycle, humming a song, and went around to the entrance of the vegetable market to buy a pound of dumpling wrappers—what, why did you ask him to buy this?Cook the dough in boiling water and eat it. You have never seen the life of the poor and lazy. The key is to be creative. I also bought a bag of garlic sauce and rode into the community, ignoring the whispers of the three aunts and six women.

The little black civet cat lay on the back seat and scratched its tail.

Shen Dong couldn't see it at all, he directly locked the bicycle downstairs, happily climbed upstairs and opened the door.

He must finish dinner before Du Heng returns home!Humph, when that guy doesn't exist!

As a result, as soon as the door opened, the dumpling wrappers in the plastic bag in Shen Dong's hand fell to the security door with a "boom", and the civet cat curiously went up to smell it.

"Ah!" I choked on the flour!

Shen Dong suddenly came back to his senses, it was strange that he seemed to hear the sound of sneezing, it must have come from the TV.

That's right, TV! !Who installed an LCD TV on the wall of his small pigeon-cage rental house?Ah, it's still 46 inches!The walls are almost not big enough, are they? !