Retire from the human world

Shen Dong's plan to run away from home was "violently" aborted.

Afterwards, Shen Dong learned that the cultivation world actually wanted to divert the trouble to the east, and set the place for the war between the two worlds to be an island country.Shen Dong was overwhelmed by it. Wrapped in a feather cloth, he staggered his hands and feet, finally got up, and declared dumbfoundingly: "You are going in the wrong direction!"

"What?" Everyone from Zhan Yuan to Bai Shu was in a daze.

"This is Donghai!"

"Is there something wrong with the East China Sea? Let's keep going east."

"...I remember that we passed by S city just now, and I saw the iconic buildings! S city is in the southeast of the provincial capital, and the island country is in the northeast of the provincial capital. Going forward, there are only a few small islands in the island country , its home country is far away from here!" The geography is a flaw, and Lu Chi is a flaw that can't be saved!

Shen Dong Fu'e solemnly suggested: "Please bring your boss, Si Nan, next time you go to war!"

Everyone bowed their heads in embarrassment,

Although Sinan is an artifact spirit at the level of an artifact, he has no combat power, and it is too late to protect him. Who will let Sinan go to the battlefield?

And then—

"It's okay, in the next 500 years, we won't have this kind of trouble!" Yu Kun shook his body and rubbed his head triumphantly.

The vitality of the Netherworld was seriously injured, and except for a few lucky guys who ran away at the beginning, the huge army was swallowed by Yinglong.But Yinglong couldn't digest it, and after his body exploded, those negative dark forces would regenerate into various monsters in the next few hundred years.

So there were only two snakes, a bird, and a headless giant left in front of him.

The realm of comprehension was laughing, and suddenly saw a white tiger crawling tremblingly out of the crack, its fur was full of pits, and its wings were broken. As soon as it poked its head, it wailed loudly: "Boss Xingtian, a dragon killed our family just now!" Copied... the appetite is bigger than Taotie!"

The chef of Shanhai.com lay on his gun, rubbed his nose and sneered: "Qongqi, your escape skills are really first-class! You haven't committed any old problems? Why did you see that Yinglong didn't go up to shoot... dragon farts?"

Qiongqi actually cried and said with a sad face: "I said it, but it seems to have an incomplete soul, and it looks like a broken soul that was reincarnated after the death of the ancient god. Even the wings and claws are useless!" Fortunately, the garbage dump in the Netherworld is too barren, Ying Long was quickly attracted by the aura surging outside, and a few powerful monsters led by Qiong Qi were lucky enough to survive.

The second negative found that the loss was a little better than expected, and his expression eased.

But without the bottom class, no matter which world it is, the social structure is destroyed, how can it be better?Just like what Yu Kun said, there will be no war in the next few hundred years.

"Let's go!" Er Negative said coldly, and disappeared into the dark crack first.

Shen Dong suddenly felt his teeth itch, he had a premonition that if life was not peaceful in the future, it would either be breaking the Heavenly Sect to cause trouble, or it would be the wrongdoing!

"Dear friends, please return to the cave..."

Immortal Baishu was about to make a post-war summary, and the mountain ax suddenly jumped up, and asked Yu Kun, "Can I go back to open up wasteland? Hurry up and call Pansidong!"

There are too many things to do after the war in the comprehension world, and the aftermath alone is extremely troublesome.Especially after the fight is over, many people think that mortals are different these days, so it's hard to fool!

Forget it, anyway, there is Zhanyuan, the sky is falling, and the master will carry it.

"Come on, the Chengtian faction will make a seal..." There is also a crack in the East China Sea that is killing people, and it must be dealt with urgently.In the future, some people will be sent to garrison the East China Sea to prevent the seal from being broken.

Shen Dong twisted his neck uncomfortably. Luckily, after the crack was completely torn apart and became a passage between the two worlds, he would no longer be in the positioning state. Otherwise, wherever he went, the crack would float to where it would be fatal!

"Other monsters who escaped from the battlefield must be captured and thrown back to the Netherworld as soon as possible!"

This is a lucrative job with a high salary, but usually only cultivators who have passed the fourth level are eligible to earn this kind of money.

Shen Dong listlessly lifted the civet cat upside down, trying to make it spit water, but the pomegranate remained upright, half dead, and the ferocious shadow of the tengu lay there like a roll of torn paper.

The sword celestials were extremely nervous, and they thought that the head of the Changcheng Sect might come to a three-court trial, and then severely reprimanded Du Heng, how could the sword and the sword cultivator be together...ah no, that kind of togetherness.

Taiyue Sword Immortal kept winking at Du Heng.

You have to be patient, if you want to open up, the sect master's thinking is relatively old-fashioned... But apprentice, your behavior is a bit out of line!Can't blame the door master.

Regardless of whether Du Heng understood the hint or not, Shen Dong was at a loss. He didn't know what Taiyue was winking at, and he heard that Duan Tianmen was going to propose marriage to Du Heng. Thinking about it, he was so angry that he simply stood by and refused. take care of.

But Shen Dong really couldn't understand what the sect master said to Du Heng.

What kind of exercises have been running for a few days, what kind of state of mind, what was he thinking when he crossed the tribulation—is this the summary of Xiansheng?

One hour, two hours... ten hours!

It's getting dark!The surface of the sea was empty, except for the busy cultivators who sealed the cracks, only Duantianmen remained.Shen Dong dozed off holding the pomegranate with a round belly, nodded his head for a long time, then opened his eyes in a daze, and found that Chang Cheng and Du Heng were still talking.

Is this an argument?

Shen Dong had a terrible headache: "Go ahead, I'll go home first."

"No!" The sword fairies said in unison.

Shen Dong stared angrily: "Then take out your swords and talk to me!"

"..."

All the sword fairies pursed their lips and resolutely played dead.They really didn't dare to imagine, what if their sword was affected by Shen Dong and transformed into form!

Then dawn and dark.

Shen Dong began to dig out the things in Du Heng's storage space, put them on a sofa, tore open the packaging bag of braised pig's trotters, stepped on the bucket of pure water, and used the pomegranate as a neck pillow, lying comfortably.

Du Heng could really concentrate on answering, and at the same time let Shen Dong dictate, such as the ridiculous request of using spells to get some hot water for instant noodles.

- It would be perfect if there is also a networked computer.

Shen Dong scooped up the instant noodles with a fork, thinking regretfully.

Duantianmen Sword Immortal: ...

The people in the comprehension world who take turns to make the seal: ...

On the third day, the entire comprehension world knew that Duantianmen held a meeting over the East China Sea to discuss Du Heng's lifelong event.All kinds of gambling games emerge in endlessly, and some people even bet that all directions will be destroyed, and the bride will be killed directly, unless the bride brings a girl who can transform into shape.

"What is this, let me have a bowl!" On the fourth day, Taiyue Sword Immortal finally couldn't help asking Shen Dong for it, and he was very confident, Shen Dong's stuff must be Du Heng's stuff, what's wrong with his filial piety as a master.

——Why didn’t you choose the spiciest flavor when you bought it?

Shen Dong regretted it at the beginning, so he had no choice but to grit his teeth and give away his belongings.

"It shouldn't be, it doesn't make sense...why is this happening?" The head of the Changcheng Sect thought hard.

A group of sword immortals behind him each held a bowl of instant noodles and started eating with great interest.

The scene captured by the satellite made everyone who saw it clap their hands on the table—these guys with strange origins are definitely Chinese!The love for instant noodles has spread to all tourist spots abroad, which is a clear feature (hey).

"Strange taste." Qin Feng Jianxian looked at the instant noodles with a frown.

"It's good to eat something!" Linghuan sneered, these juniors really have never suffered anything!Back then, hmph, it would be nice for a mortal to be able to eat a full meal. When there was a famine, bark, grass, roots, mice and insects...what can't be cooked.

"Why do they all taste the same?"

"that's terrible……"

Shen Dong finally became irritable, he kicked over the sofa: "Shanhaiyigou has a lot! If you have money, go buy it yourself, eat a mouthful and pour a bowl!! Throw them all into the Netherworld, and Qiongqi will thank you!"

The evil spirit woke up the sect master, and he looked up displeased.

Linghuan's expression froze for a moment, and then he respectfully handed the steaming instant noodles in his hand to the head of Changcheng Sect: "Master, would you like a bowl?"

"..."

The head of Changcheng sect didn't speak, just looked at him grimly.

Linghuan's head was covered with sweat, and he froze there not knowing what to do.

"Haha!" The head of the Changcheng sect suddenly threw up his sleeves and smiled, looking down at him proudly, his beauty is hard to describe.Shocked, Shen Dong was dumbfounded and thought, sure enough, people are different, even if facing a bowl of instant noodles, the sect master will not lose his image.At this time, I really want to throw away the instant noodles and quickly change to Bronze Jue, smiling at Jiu Chang, this is the style of a master!

However, who will explain, what is so funny about instant noodles ==

"Haha, there is nothing wrong with the exercises... My exercises have never been wrong!" After the head of the Changcheng Sect raised his head to the sky and smiled, he casually flicked his sleeves and said to Du Heng, "Okay, you can go."

All the sword fairies were stunned.

This is gone?What if he angrily reprimanded Du Heng for not letting go of his own sword?What about the scene of beating mandarin ducks?Speaking of the scene where you might get dizzy again when you are excited?This is unreasonable! !

Which pot does Taiyue not open and which pot he lifts, and asks embarrassingly: "Master, then... are you still married?" "What, the master of the sect also wants to get married? Where is the partner?" Shen Dong asked in horror.

The people in the comprehension world who had been watching the cracks in the seal took out their mobile phones or handed out paper cranes.

"Headline news, the Duantianmen may recruit relatives collectively! Now it is known that Du Heng and the Changchengmen are the masters."

The world of self-cultivation was blown upside down and almost fainted.

"I'm signing up for candidates!" The banshees almost smashed their heads, and the TV host was injured on the spot.

The Changcheng sect master who didn't know that he was being targeted by a group of banshees frowned: "What nonsense are you talking about?" Then he said to Du Heng, "You have a chance to transform the sword into form. The future is hard to predict, so let's do it yourself! "

Shen Dong's head was full of confusion, what on earth was he talking about.

It wasn't until he was far away that Du Heng reminded him lightly: "It's our business, he knows it all, and asked us to handle it ourselves."

"What do we have to fear being known..." Shen Dong suddenly got stuck.

He looked at Du Heng in horror again, and raised his voice an octave: "You mean?!"

Du Heng nodded calmly.

"..." Sect Master, your attitude towards this kind of thing is to drag Du Heng out to discuss the Taoism for a few days and nights?

Shen Dong was powerless to lie down, why did he waste so many instant noodles!

This frustration culminates in coming home to an empty house.Shen Dong stuffed the civet cat into a corner and started to look for clothes, but he went through all the cabinets at home.To be honest, he took almost everything he could take away, and where there was such a thing as clothes, he couldn't even find a piece of cloth.

Shen Dong was out of breath.

There is no money on the Shanhai.com membership card, which means that he is finally down to the point where he has no clothes and is so poor that he can't even wear pants?

The feather cloth slid down to his waist with his movements, at first Shen Dong pulled it up, but later he got annoyed and simply ignored it, anyway at home, it doesn't matter what the shirt is.

Shen Dong stretched his arms and pulled the storage cabinet on the wall, his entire back was pulled into sharp lines by his unconscious movements, beads of sweat rolled down along the shoulder blades and the grooves of the back, and the thick feather cloth wrapped around his waist shone brightly and darkly Uncertain light.

Du Heng stood there silently for a long time, then suddenly raised his hand, and the civet cat, which was lying on its stomach, was pushed and rolled more than ten times, and fell directly to the corner of the living room.

Then the bedroom door closed silently.

"There's not even any curtains..." Shen Dong was still angrily rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

Suddenly thought of something, he jumped up on the spot, grabbed Du Heng's neck involuntarily, and threatened fiercely: "No marriage is allowed! Don't listen to the wordy old man fooling around, I am unlucky enough to be the sword cultivator of Duantianmen, don't let it go!" I will come to a marriage farce with you!!"

"Ah."

"What do you mean by um?" Shen Dong was aggressive.

Du Heng looked down at him, his eyelashes slightly closed: "Those are just false names, how can those who seek Tao care?" Shen Dong was so embarrassed that the backs of his ears were red, and angrily shouted: "Speak well! Don't use puns, What does it mean to 'seek the Tao'? Which Tao are you seeking?"

But Du Heng was not affected at all: "Heaven knows, Earth knows, you know and I know... Isn't it?"

"..."

Shen Dong stared blankly, before he could react, the feather cloth on his waist was torn off.

"Wait! No one stipulates that sword cultivators must be on top!" Shen Dong struggled immediately.

Du Heng paused and said in a low voice, "I don't want to die yet."

"What?" Shen Dong looked vigilantly, "Don't tell me about the mysterious and profound principles of dual cultivation! Don't try to fool me this time!"

Du Heng looked helplessly at the horrific red marks from his neck to his chest just now:

"You are so indifferent, how dare I let you? If you don't want us to die together, don't move."

"..."

Shen Dong couldn't hold back his anger.

Damn, this is Hongguoguo's technology contempt!Or directly give a technical evaluation of "it will kill people, one will kill two"... If there is news about Jian and Jianxiu dying on the bed in the bastard Duantianmen... Ugh!