Retire from the human world

"Ding--"

Shen Dong irritatedly grabbed the feather cloth and covered his head.

The phone rang continuously, and Shen Dong was still awake, so he subconsciously thought it was the alarm clock.Shen Dong used his vague consciousness to make a judgment. It seemed that he didn't need to go to school, nor did he work to earn rent and had a miserable life, so he stretched out his hand impatiently, ready to turn off the alarm clock.

His bare shoulder blades and elbows and wrists were covered with light bruises.

There is also a faint ambiguous atmosphere in the air. The windows of this house are a solid barrier. If you don't untie it with magic, you can't see the outside at all.The room was pitch black, let alone a clock hung on the wall of a house decorated in the cultivation world to show what time it is.

Shen Dong felt like he was having a nightmare, his arm was so stiff that he couldn't lift it up, he fumbled for a long time with his fingers, but he couldn't find the so-called alarm clock, he woke up a little, but felt that his arm hadn't moved at the same place.

Just when he was about to wake up, the phone stopped ringing.

Du Heng passed Shen Dong, picked up the microphone directly, and immediately uttered a loud voice.

"Hey, the supermarket is open, come to work quickly!" Yu Kun gave orders there.

Du Heng took a glance at Shen Dong who was lying on the bed and seemed to be asleep again, and refused decisively: "No, I have something... I can't go to work."

"What?" Yu Kun jumped on the other end of the phone, aggrieved, "Shanhai.com will be open today after redecorating. There is never a day when supermarkets in China are closed! You can't find it anywhere like Shanhai.com. Good treatment for employees to take paid leave! You don’t think it’s enough, why is it so difficult to be a boss these days!!”

But Du Heng refused to enter, and was unmoved at all: "You find someone else to take the post, or open the door a day later!"

"No!" Whoever does not let Yu Kun make money is Fat Yu's enemy.

Yu Kun yelled without giving an inch: "You and Shen Dong are not injured, and you don't have to deal with the aftermath. You don't need to go to the East China Sea to change and seal, and you don't even need to pay the fine. Why don't you come to work?"

There is no sick leave at all in the realm of comprehension, and even those who die have to continue working, so how can they ask for leave casually.

The only leave you can ask for is the bottleneck of your cultivation, you have to retreat...

But Du Heng crossed the catastrophe and walked around in the sky. There is nothing to repair, so what else needs to be closed?Yu Kun snorted and immediately rejected this reason for asking for leave.

In fact, Shanhai.com is quite kind, because in the world of self-cultivation, going to retreat is like getting pregnant in mortals (hey), the employer will directly fire the job, and the recruiting staff will simply have to be married—cough cough, it’s far away , is a radish and a pit.God knows how long you will have to retreat, [-]% of the time when you come out, even the validity period of the fourth-level certificate has expired, so you have to take the exam and find a job again!Where can I find an iron rice bowl like Shanhai Yigou!

It is definitely the N0.1 choice for job hunting, the job that everyone in the cultivation world wants to get.

Yu Kun was not reconciled after thinking about it, and suddenly came up with a bad idea:

"It's okay to ask for leave, you have to give me a reasonable reason!"

I fiddled with the recording function of the mobile phone in a hurry, hum!

As long as Du Heng dared to hang up the phone with vague words, Yu Kun decided to turn around and put the recording of the phone call on the TV station, so as to fan the flames of the increasingly noisy gambling in Duantianmen.

Just when Yu Kun was complacently planning, he was immediately dumbfounded when he heard Du Heng's words.

"What, say it again!"

"Maintenance of weapons..."

"..." Uh, what a strange reason!

Yu Kun felt that he had been tricked, and was furious: "Nonsense, Shen Dong is a tool spirit! He has transformed into a Dao, so why forge and repair! Are you fooling me that I don't know how to refine weapons? Let me tell you, I Swimmed more water than you've ever drank in your entire life!"

Du Heng frowned.

The voice was so loud that it came out of the microphone, probably waking Shen Dong up.

He turned his head to take a look, and sure enough, he found that Shen Dong muttered vaguely, "Go to work, why do you have to go to work again", then rolled to the side with his head covered and continued to sleep.

"Yes, even if I live for 400 years, it is impossible for me to drink a Pacific Ocean..." Du Heng's tone was not good at first, but he still restrained his temper, and replied coldly, "Who told you that the shape-changing spirit doesn't need to rest?" gone?"

"Rest when you rest, what kind of maintenance are you talking about!" Yu Kun thought about it carefully, but it was still wrong!

I have never heard of Qi Ling resting. The mountain axe can play online games for ten days and ten nights in a row in Pansi Cave... Of course, cultivators also have this ability. They can guarantee that they will still be full of energy after ten days of fighting, but the key is which weapon Need to sleep?

Spiritual ones can warn at any time, and they are more conscientious than pets who guard the house!

"During the battle a few days ago, you didn't use a sword at all! What does Shen Dong need to rest?"

"last night."

After Du Heng finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

At the Fengchen Inn back then, when Yu Kun broke in and almost saw everything, it shouldn't be difficult to understand the meaning of this - Du Heng thought irresponsibly, continued to lie down, and stretched out his hand to tear off the feather cloth covering Shen Dong's head , just watching silently and quietly.

It is said that Yu Kun was dumbfounded for a long time at the microphone with a busy tone, and then jumped up with a loud cry.

Glutton, who was chopping vegetables, was very dissatisfied, and pushed open the kitchen window of the staff restaurant with a bang, and said angrily: "Don't make noise!"

Yu Kun hurriedly ran to the ground to pick up the phone, wiped his sweat, and muttered to himself: "God Pangu is here, the world is really going downhill, people's hearts are not old..."

The fat man squatted on the ground, suddenly he tilted his head and came to his senses:

"No, it's reasonable for employees to ask for leave and not come to work for the reason of excessive double cultivation?"

Yu Kun immediately beat his chest and stamped his feet, bastard, he has hired a bunch of employees!

When will he be able to become the richest man in the world? Well, calm down, Yu Kun believes that he has a skill that is far superior to ordinary people, that is, he will always be alive, and one day he will be able to overwhelm the wealth of ordinary people list!

"Hahaha!"

At that time, it will no longer be a dream to control the world's finances and influence the world's prices!

If you want to play monopoly, you must monopolize everything!Let the state secret department ask Shanhai.com to decide the matter in turn, let Zhanyuan see his face, wow haha!

Qi Long from the human resources department looked at Yu Kun, who was laughing convulsively in the staff cafeteria, and asked suspiciously, "Old Guo, what's wrong with Manager Yu?"

Taotie was frying vegetables with a toothpick in his mouth, pointed at Yu Kun with the handle of the spatula, and then knocked himself on the head.

"Oh! I'm sick again!" Qi Long walked out as if nothing had happened and continued to work.

"Thinking too much" is a kind of disease, Shennong Valley is recognized as a incurable disease!

The employees of Shanhai.com unanimously said that life in the supermarket is still very messy, as long as they don’t ask them to go out to set up street stalls, everything is easy to talk about!Isn't it just going to work, anyway, I have to find something for myself to do when I am alive.

But Shen Dong's mentality was not so good.

He is having a nightmare, dreaming that he is so poor that his family is completely bare (actually it is similar, heck, the property right of the house is still owned by Pomegranate), and he is running wildly on the road with a big bag on his back.

Is this robbing a bank, or hiding from city management?Shen Dong thought hard.

It's a pity that the dream was rather vague. Shen Dong felt that he had run so far that his arms and legs were too tired to lift up.

Strange, where is Du Heng?It's good to pick it up by car!

——The peculiarity of dreams is that they will be substituted by reality, and what comes to mind will appear.

Shen Dong immediately felt a gust of wind blowing against his face, and when he looked up, he found Du Heng standing in front of him three meters above the ground, with a very familiar sword under his feet.Panlong on the hilt of the sword, and there are layers of complex golden talismans on the body of the sword, with a myriad of brilliance, it is the destruction of all directions.

"you you!"

Shen Dong was furious, he kicked with his foot.

(Du Heng, who was lying next to Shen Dong, paused when he heard the sound, and the hand that was stroking Shen Dong's hair stopped at his neck. He saw that Shen Dong was sleeping so hard that he almost suffocated himself, so he helped him pull the blanket and brush his hair... ...Although no cultivator is suffocated to death due to lack of oxygen, and it is even more impossible for a weapon spirit, how can Shen Dong sleep well with his breathless and desperate virtue. Du Heng just wondered what Shen Dong was muttering in his dream, and suddenly Get kicked by Shen Dong)

Shen Dong is still dreaming!And clearly and abnormally talking in sleep:

"Du Heng, what do you mean?"

(A certain swordsman looks at his hand silently, he doesn't seem to have done anything.)

Du Heng in the dream said as a matter of course: "What's wrong with Yujian flying?"

"Laozi is not a skateboard!" Shen Dong was so angry that he jumped up and pinched Du Heng's neck and roared, "How dare you step on me? I said I couldn't run fast just now! It turns out that you are playing tricks!"

"You are my sword, you have to listen to me!"

"You dare to say it again, I'll cut you off!" Shen Dong suddenly discovered that the sword energy passed through Du Heng's body without any injuries, but instead cut a few deep cracks on the ground.

Du Heng in the dream sneered: "Look at the facts, you will always be my sword."

Shen Dong punched decisively, and shouted angrily:

"Then I won't live, and you will die with me!"

Because of being too emotional, the dream was suddenly shattered, Shen Dong suddenly sat up, his hand was still in the motion of punching, and then—the wall was riddled with holes, as if someone had swept it with a machine gun, and the bright sunlight came through the hole Come in, it looks like it's a nice day.

Shen Dong looked blankly at the tragic situation in the bedroom, then turned his head in a daze.

Du Heng silently put down his hand, there were obvious bruises and fist marks on his face.

"Uh, I had a nightmare just now..." Shen Dong spoke with difficulty.

"Understood." He kept talking in his sleep, and finally pierced the wall with his sword energy.

Shen Dong belatedly realized that his whole body was sore and limp, his back hurt and his legs hurt, and he fell back suddenly, beating the bed in grief and indignation: "It's you who caused me to have nightmares, and you still step on me!"

"..."

It took Du Heng a long time to barely hear the general idea, and he was speechless.

The sword of a sword cultivator is the magic weapon of life, who would step on his life under his feet?There is no such thing as Edgeworth flying.

Shen Dong, who had read too many TV dramas and novels, was extremely depressed, and even had the emotions in his dreams and couldn't extricate himself.Every time I meet Du Heng, I can't help it, and I can't move when I'm pressed by my right hand. This is definitely a knot in my heart.

"You said which of the two of us listens to whom." Shen Dong asked angrily.

"You are my Tao." Du Heng answered irrelevantly.

But the meaning is obvious, can Tao be wrong?Be right when you are wrong.Because the Dao is three thousand, it must be that the way of seeking is wrong, and it is definitely not a problem with the Dao itself.

Shen Dong was finally relieved.

He got up softly, looking at the houses full of holes, almost fainted.

——Now you are not even qualified to be a housekeeper!The walls are not complete!

"Hurry up and go to work, make money, and repair the house!" Shen Dong covered his face in pain, and dragged forward.

"..."

After reluctantly washing up, Shen Dong suddenly remembered something:

"Turn on the TV and watch. How did Master Zhanyuan deal with the aftermath of the war between the two worlds? The existence of the cultivation world will not be exposed! God, I hope human TVs will never broadcast 'Cultivation The world is by your side, the ancient legends you don’t know will be revealed’, and then the XX head of state visited China in person, hoping to meet the practitioners who are walking on the fairy road..."

It's not the point!

But once the world of comprehension was exposed, all kinds of anecdotes still haven't spread?Does he still want to lose face to the whole world?A certain sword cultivator lost his sword a hundred years ago. The latest follow-up report: The sword cultivator and the sword live in a dilapidated house in ruins, very poor.Sociologists commented that it turns out that it is not only the poor and lowly husband who suffers from all kinds of sorrows, even if he has no money, he cannot become a fairy...

Shen Dong was in a trance for a moment and almost tripped.