Retire from the human world

Looking at Duantianmen's history of accepting disciples——

Well, this is behind closed doors!Talking about Duantianmen's privacy is still life-threatening.

In fact, the entire cultivation world doesn't follow the rules.Many people found that they were going to accept apprentices, so they ran out of the mountains, walked in the world of mortals, harvested a bunch of worshipers, slayed demons, and brought back an apprentice, it was as simple as that.

Except for the Chengtian faction, they still need to calculate the chance, and the other cultivators even skip this.They all bump into someone who is pleasing to the eye and meets the requirements, and they think it is destined for them.

Taking in apprentices was more convenient in the early days.Cultivators don't need to go out of the mountain gate at all, there are those mortals with firm determination and sincerity who trek hundreds of miles, climb steep cliffs and pass through dense forests to find the traces of the rumored gods, pass various tests and finally succeed in learning from famous families (of course in the future) I don’t know if they have regretted it in the years.)

But those days are gone forever.

Chinese gods do not exist because of beliefs, but there is no belief... No one believes what the practitioners say!

People report to the police that they are liars, and they are brought into the police station and other secret departments of the state to fish everywhere, so that in the past ten years, all the comprehension circles have changed their faces when they heard about the acceptance of disciples. , Some people even confidently said that he has not passed the fourth level and cannot deal with ordinary people smoothly.

It can be inherited, which is a major event in the sect.

Worry ruined the minds of the masters of the comprehension world of Baishu's generation.

"What? Du Heng said he wanted to take apprentices?" Zheng Changhou was shocked.

"Shh, keep your voice down!" Zhan Kong held his Zen stick, gesticulating Han Yan to notice that the partition has ears—well, it's the shelf!The most convenient place to socialize in the world of comprehension is the Shanhai Tesco Supermarket. It is impossible for Makino Zheng Changhou to go to Dixiu Temple, a holy place in Buddhism, and Zhan Kong to go to Yese Restaurant, which sells meat of different degrees of maturity. Gloomy place.

Everyone goes to the supermarket!

It's normal to say a few words when you meet in front of the shelf.

Zheng Changhou coughed, and a few zombies next to him immediately pretended to choose products on the high-level shelves, blocked the front and rear passages, and also covered the figures of Zheng Changhou and Zhan Kong.

It's just that the monsters and practitioners who passed by couldn't help squinting at the zombies.

——It turns out that zombies are fond of Oreo cookies!Every taste is tossed and counted over and over again, and passed on to the companions for appreciation.In other words, you are zombies, do you need to look at the production date and biscuit ingredients like ordinary people?

Kaishan Ax passing by muttered: Hydrogenated vegetable oil has no effect on you!

The zombies found themselves in the spotlight, rummaging through the bags harder and harder, pretending nothing happened.

Zheng Changhou inside said in a low voice: "Where did you get the news? Maybe it's accurate?"

Zhan Kong was very dissatisfied, anyway, he also replaced his brother in charge of the state secret department for four years!How could there be any lies in what he said, and he clapped his hands together and snorted coldly: "Monks don't lie."

"I know you guys don't tell lies with bald heads, but what if you were deceived?" Zheng Changhou didn't believe in the character of gods and bodhisattvas. He had seen a lot of old things about gods, so he didn't talk about those who were inherently cunning. There are a lot of gods who do bad things with good intentions.

Master Zhankong stared at him immediately, and shouted angrily, "Can't you trust the news my senior brother said himself?"

"Okay, okay, just say no!" Zheng Changhou held his forehead with a headache. The monk told himself to keep his voice down just now, but now he doesn't know who is making the noise.

"Wait, some time ago, the Duantianmen marriage incident that caused a lot of noise but didn't come down?" Zheng Changhou felt that he was the truth, and it wasn't Du Heng who was looking for a partner at all, but what he was looking for was an apprentice!

"That's right!" Master Zhankong paused his Zen stick, and suddenly realized, "Later, it was reported that the master of the Changcheng Sect... ahem, is going to get married! The poor monk has always wondered, if Du Heng has been staying in the world of mortals, is there any chance of getting married?" It's not surprising that the idea of ​​getting married and cultivating double cultivation is not surprising. The head of the sect has ascended for thousands of years, and I heard from my senior brother that he still has a great background, and he is the reincarnation of the ancient god. How can such a person be so easily moved by his emotions and desires?"

Zheng Changhou was dizzy from this long series of words, so he interrupted quickly:

"I have some gossip that I bought from Sinan... I heard that the master of Duantianmen has only one apprentice, and he doesn't like him very much, he beats and scolds him frequently..." Zheng Changhou's eyes were glowing red.

Zhankong couldn't help taking half a step back, muttering to himself that it was indeed a thousand-year-old zombie, and he felt uncomfortable when his eyes caught him, so he answered vaguely: "Is there such a thing? The poor monk only heard that each generation of Duantianmen only accepts one apprentice. We have to finish teaching before Feisheng, but Du Heng encountered the Battle of Beiman Mountain before he could accept disciples!"

Zheng Changhou nodded: "Nowadays the Netherworld can't cause trouble, so it makes sense for Du Heng to accept disciples."

He was still very interested in the matter of Changcheng and Linghuan, and couldn't help asking Master Zhankong: "Do you think Linghuan Sword Immortal will not be able to bear it one day and go to kill his master?"

"..."

Zhan Kong was dumbfounded.

Zheng Changhou didn't notice it, and he said plausibly: "Sword cultivators are inferior to your Buddhist cultivators, and the reincarnation has no memory. Linghuan Sword Immortal just needs to cut off the unreasonable master, and then bring the sect master back as an apprentice after reincarnation. It is logical to take revenge and vent your anger? This is not a big deal!"

——My Tathagata Buddha!This is not a big deal, so what kind of thing is serious?

The world is destroyed?

Master Zhankong had to interrupt Zheng Changhou's delusion, and said with difficulty:

"Your idea sounds...possible! But how can Sword Immortal Linghuan successfully find his master's reincarnation? In this world of mortals, countless people are born every day..."

Zheng Changhou looked at Zhankong with a look of "you are stupid":

"The head of the Changcheng Sect is an ancient god. I heard that he is still the Nine Virtues of Heaven. There will be no vision after reincarnation? In the human world, you must have a birth certificate for birth, and you must have a household registration for school. How could you not find it?"

"..."

Master Zhankong shook his head suddenly, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Wait, why are we discussing how to help Linghuan Sword Immortal Killing Master?"

"Uh!" I want to watch a play.

Zheng Changhou touched his nose regretfully.

"If we want to cause trouble for Du Heng, we must first know how Duantianmen recruits apprentices!" Zhankong said with a serious expression.

"That's right...but Duantianmen has always been secretive, and no one knows this."

Zheng Changhou and Zhan Kong were exchanging information in the supermarket, and when they were thinking hard, Shen Dong was also wondering.

Because the building with the scary sign of the drug rehabilitation center is opposite the broken building, although there are open spaces nearby, even children dare not come here to play.As for the strange sounds and abnormal lights coming from the high wall from time to time, the Sanitation Master didn't take it seriously.

Shen Dong insisted on living in his dilapidated house, and refused to move in to stay with Duantianmen Sword Immortal.

Sometimes, a white crane can be seen hovering outside the courtyard wall.

Every time Shen Dong saw it, he would silently close the window, and finally one day he couldn't help but ask Du Heng: "It seems that the Xianjiao Shangxian named... Yun Zhongzi has a deep relationship with the sect master, and he comes to visit from time to time."

When Du Heng heard the sound, the hand that drew the talisman on the remote control paused.

After a while, he said nonchalantly, "There are a lot of people here."

"what?"

Shen Dong didn't realize it for a while, but thought back blankly, recently, due to Duantianmen's bad reputation, no one from the cultivation world was willing to come to the door, where did so many people come from?

Wait, that white crane just now seemed to fly very gracefully?

Shen Dong suddenly realized that Bai He was not pretending to be alone!They came one after another, only flying around the courtyard wall, and didn't go in to meet the Changcheng Sect Master at all, because they had no direct connection with Duantian Sect, they flew over thousands of miles, and just took a look.

Brother Baihe, you have worked so hard!

"I heard that the crane of Master Huanglong used to have yellow feathers, so the so-called immortal rides the yellow crane..."

"..."

So worthy of sympathy!The hair is tired and white, after being tossed repeatedly like this.

Shen Dong silently wrote down, not only can't find the wrong job and engage in the wrong industry, even he can't be a fairy mount casually!

"By the way, you always go out early recently, what are you doing?" Shen Dong asked casually.

Du Heng remained silent.

Shen Dong didn't care. In fact, when Du Heng wasn't there, it was often Shen Dong who woke up after sleeping and found that he wasn't there. After he washed up slowly and went to work, he could see him again at the front desk of Shanhai E-buy Supermarket.Shen Dong was busy thinking of ways to make money, so he didn't ask where Du Heng was going.

In the middle of the night, Shen Dong was woken up by the phone ringing.

He covered his head in irritability, the phone was still ringing persistently, Shen Dong felt in a daze that something was wrong, usually Du Heng answered after three rings!Could it be that I finally got my wish last night and took advantage of it?

——Shen Dong, who always dreamed that he would counterattack, immediately stretched out his hand triumphantly.

Then he felt empty.

He is the only one in the bedroom and on the bed! !

The other side of the bluestone is cold and there is no temperature at all.

With an inexplicable mood, Shen Dong picked up the phone that was still ringing non-stop, and said murderously, "Whoever you are, you'd better give me a reason to wake me up, or I'll cut you off!"

"Hey, Xiao Ten is me!"

The voice of the mountain ax seemed very mysterious: "I have something to tell you. I wanted to say it last time. I don't know why I forgot it. I saw Du Heng several times on the way to Pansi Cave! You guys are arguing, why does he go out in the middle of the night? "Kai Shanaxe knew the substantive relationship between Shen Dong and Du Heng, so he spoke nervously.

Shen Dong was at a loss.

After hanging up the phone, Shen Dong sat in a daze for a long time, unable to figure out the reason why Du Heng went out.But this night was destined to be restless, and within half an hour Lei Cheng also called.

"Shen Dong!! Tell you bad news, you must hold on!"

"..."

"I've been running express delivery during this time, and I can always see Du Heng going to a residential area at No. XX in the south of the city! Day and night... It's not right, there may be a very beautiful woman in that house! It's strange that I always feel that this I told you, how come I have no impression..."

Before Lei Cheng finished speaking, Shen Dong cut off the phone.

Of course he couldn't believe Lei Cheng's words, but what the hell is Du Heng doing?So mysterious?

No, he wants to find out!

Shen Dong kicked open the bedroom door full of viciousness, the civet cat dozing off on the sofa jumped up straight in fright, watched Shen Dong unscrew the door blankly, and then!

"Ouch!"

Shen Dong almost tripped, staggered back, and asked angrily, "Who is lying in front of my house?"

This building is so dilapidated, it looks like a dilapidated building, and there are still homeless people coming?

In the next second, Shen Dong was completely terrified when he saw clearly who the person who got up from the ground was by the moonlight shining into the corridor.

"Whispering... No, Taiyue Sword Immortal, why are you here?" Could it be that he went to the wrong door?

Unexpectedly, Taiyue Sword Immortal stared at Shen Dong covetously: "Where are you going in the middle of the night?"

"..."

The most ridiculous thing in the world!Jianxiu didn't go home in the middle of the night, so Jian ran out to look for it, but was stopped by Jianxiu's master at the door.

"Where's Du Heng?"

Taiyue Sword Immortal pretended to be stupid: "Isn't he with you?"

Shen Dong was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he walked out.

"stop!"

"Can you stop me?" Shen Dong was furious, ignoring Dai Zongjian, the fierce aura rushing down Taiyue's neck made him feel cold.

The hard-pressed Taiyue Sword Immortal almost squatted in a corner - it is more difficult to be a human being than the sect master and the apprentice, but to be caught between the apprentice and the apprentice's sword.What was it called—but fortunately, he could call for reinforcements.

Shen Dong didn't run very far, when he suddenly felt the golden sword energy rushing towards him like a sea tide, his eyes went dark, and he fell to the ground directly.

The master of Changcheng Sect came out slowly, and looked at Taiyue coldly:

"You can't even look down on Shen Dong. If something happens, how will you explain it when Du Heng comes back?"

Taiyue Sword Immortal watched with a bitter face as the Changcheng Sect Master erased Shen Dong's memory, and threw another talisman to ensure that Shen Dong would not wake up until tomorrow morning.The sect master, who failed the exam but is said to be struggling with the six-level test questions, decisively unplugged the culprit, the phone line.

Taiyue threatened pomegranate with his eyes, and the civet cat immediately buried his head, pretending that he didn't know anything.

"In just one month, Shen Dong actually found out twice...you ask Du Heng to think of another way." The sect master sighed.

Taiyue Sword Immortal was about to become a coptis, and couldn't help arguing: "Every time we accept disciples, the sword is sealed, and our sword can't run long, can you blame me?"

What if he sleeps on the stairs of his apprentice's house every day?

Sect master, you haven't taught the skill of cheating swords and fooling swords!