Retire from the human world

The old does not go, the new does not come, but—

"How did Yu Kun decorate it?" Look at the broken fluorescent lamp, the broken cash register, and the plain pillar ceiling shelves!It's completely the same as before! !

It's really a redecoration, not a restoration?

Thanks to the wonderful TV station in the world of self-cultivation, some second-generation monsters with good parents and children from demon families have experienced abnormal cultural development. They may not be able to write simplified characters and pass the fourth-level exam, but they can roughly understand English.Soap operas have made great contributions to promoting international exchanges, but the bad effect is that fans represented by Yu Kun really think that the spells of the Western world are staged on TV.

The disciples of Baibao Pavilion once asked Prince Setra to show how the legendary green light killed people.

The prince looked at the humming piglet who was thrown into the talisman formation, sweated profusely, and immediately made an excuse that he was a blood clan and not a wizard, and it was a pity that he could not help his dear Chinese friends.

The cultivators asked with a surprised expression, then how did your blood race make TV dramas?

Prince Settra learned that the audience in the Eastern Cultivation World didn’t know about “special effects” at all, and really thought that “the effects are all real”, and that the person who plays the corpse or the dead is powerful, and he would be stabbed to death if he casually bleeds It doesn't matter if the death curse is over. Once the filming is over, I will definitely stand up and take a few pills—the prince is really speechless.

Although, the blood race is fine as long as the heart is fine, but...

Satan, it's only fools who make movies like this!

So Setra clutched his teeth that didn't grow well, and lingered in China in pain for four years. When Jianmu was cut off, he didn't dare to go to watch the fun, and he turned into a bat and got into the checked luggage as soon as the Divine Barrier was broken. Here, fly back to Europe by plane.

Fortunately, the blood race has always been rich. Thanks to the overseas transfer function of the bank card of the mortal, it allowed him to live through this frightening life.The East is really an unpredictable country, and the prince vowed that he would never travel to China again until the canine teeth grow back.

Only Yu Kun and Zheng Changhou expressed regret about Prince Setra.

Fat sheep these days... oh no, fat bats are really hard to find!

Some people in the comprehension world were very dissatisfied with the redecorated effect of Shanhai.com, but many people said that this is the best, and if they change to a new environment, they might get lost in the supermarket a hundred times.

"That fat fish must have used the cheapest heavy equipment!" Shen Dong said angrily.

Zhong Kui, a bearded cashier not far from him, touched his head in amazement and asked, "How do you know that Yu Kun rebuilt the fallen bricks?"

"..."

"And he has been working hard for us for a long time..." Yu Kun didn't pay for the decoration team at all, it was all employees working.

While Shen Dong was speechless, there happened to be a customer queuing up who carried three hundred catties of jade and put it on the cashier counter. There was a creaking sound immediately, and the scanning screen and card reader were separated from the cashier counter.

"Damn it!" Shen Dong supported the cash register with a broken leg in one hand, and yelled at the customer with staring eyes, "Don't you hurry up and pick up the goods? Do you think the cash register didn't break down fast enough?"

The cultivator panicked and picked up the weighed and sealed jadeite.

"Why do you buy so much and go back to build a house?"

"No... Carved jade talismans are consumable. Jade is cheaper to use for apprentices to practice." The cultivator is very innocent and embarrassed, as if he has no face for buying this thing, "Ahem, fellow Taoists know The current situation is bad, and we can’t spend money recklessly. Although our family is not so poor that we can’t afford magic weapons and clothes, we can still save as much as we can..."

Shen Dong really wanted to show him the way!

Reselling it to mortals, I guarantee that you will not worry about eating and drinking as a sect.

Shen Dong began to mutter, could he fool Yu Kun into paying his wages with jade, for 500 yuan, he could buy [-] catties of jade at Shanhai Tesco.Jadeite here is all weighed by weight, and it has no use other than being used as a tool to build a house.The basic material of magic weapons and jewelry is to contain spiritual power.

The jade area on the third floor of Shanhai.com is similar to dry goods sold in a bazaar. They are all in baskets, and they are piled up like a barn.There are many beautiful jades found in myths and legends here, with colorful colors, some of them will automatically ooze out nectar, and some will generate mist. The more advanced ones, the mist will also transform into a wonderful landscape. The more complex the image The price will be higher.

In comparison, even cold jade and warm jade are low-end goods, how can gems and jadeite be on the table?

Yu Kun froze immediately after hearing the salary request, and then ran to find Du Heng in horror.

"Hey, your sword asked me for a stone, a stone!! What did you do to Shen Dong?" Yu Kun said sadly, "Although every sword is originally a spirit stone, I still think you The sword of the family has signs of going out!"

Du Heng's fingers tightened unconsciously when he heard the sound.

The folder held in the left hand was torn apart, and the ballpoint pen in the right hand was also finished.

Yu Kun is very fortunate that the office supplies used in supermarkets are all cheap human products, not exquisite brushes or the like.

"He just wanted to sell the jadeite for money, it's not a spirit stone." Du Heng quickly regained his composure, picked up the second pen as if nothing had happened and continued to return a customer.

"What?" Yu Kun said in disbelief, "how can gems with unknown origins and uncut gems be sold in the world? Who dares to accept them? Has Shen Dong read too many YY novels in Pansidong? Besides, the state secret department strictly prohibits It stipulates that certain things that affect mortal finances flow into human society."

Du Heng didn't speak.

He just thought about Lingshi silently.

——It is said that if you want to recruit apprentices, you must prepare a lot of spirit stones for apprentices to pick!

And the cheapest piece of Lingshi from Shanhai.com... Well, it is enough for Du Heng and Shen Dong to repair the house again.

Shen Dong also thought of this matter.

After running away from home, he was unfortunately located remotely by the Nether Realm (although the Nether Realm has lost all its forces, Shen Dong is sure that as soon as he goes abroad, the guy who will pay him back will definitely come to make trouble. Fighting Shen Dong is not afraid, but the problem is that Snake likes to play dirty), the second plan quickly instigated Du Heng to find an apprentice and also encountered Waterloo.

Shen Dong felt that all the misfortunes in this world could be classified into two categories.

One is that you can't die, and the other is that you can't live!

Thinking of the air leaking all around the house, Shen Dong stuffed the two crumbling pillars and the broken cash register into Du Heng's storage space after finishing overtime work and took them away.

Yu Kun hurried to catch up and shouted: "This is public property, public property!!"

"We are asked to work in a dilapidated building, and we have to struggle to support the cash register to collect money. If this kind of public property is reimbursed earlier, let me plug the hole in the wall!" Shen Dong also searched for other junk.

The other employees of Shanhai.com didn't dare to openly oppose Yu Kun, but they could be obedient and obedient.

Zhong Kui was the first to stand up: "Shen Dong, you took public property privately, what crime should you deserve!"

Immediately, he took two steps back and shouted "What a powerful sword energy".

Shen Dong didn't react and looked dumbfounded.

Qi Long realized that Shen Dong was not on the right track at all, and immediately grabbed the broken cash register, showing a desperate appearance of trying to pull it back, but in the end, he was so helpless that he fell over with the cash register, screaming in his mouth : "Help! This must be the complete Taifengzhang!"

"..." Du Heng graciously stuffed the damaged materials Qi Long sent to the storage space.

In fact, Du Heng wanted to tell Shen Dong that they were not too poor to survive.

It is true that there is no money on the membership card, but even ordinary people would not deposit all the money in the bank!If you are economically minded, make some investments and start a stock fund or something. If you really don’t know how, you can buy some 24K gold jewelry and store them at home. You must know that currencies will depreciate, but precious metals are hard currencies, and there will always be ups and downs.In the dignified world of self-cultivation, only monster casual cultivators who have no family, no sect and no inheritance are really poor enough to hit the wall. Other people have some rare goods in their homes, but they are just reluctant to sell them.

But—once a lie is told, more lies must be used to cover it up.

Now Du Heng can only pretend that he really has no money.

Yu Kun's eyes widened with anger.

The other employees all followed suit, rushing over with the damaged shelves, tables, chairs and pillars, shouting what a terrible and powerful cultivation base.Those with strong acting skills can also spurt blood wildly, and faint, saying that they have tried their best to preserve the property of the supermarket.

Shen Dong was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak, he simply squatted beside him to watch the fun.

When they finally left, all the employees of Shanhai.com were lying on the ground, and some of the monsters simply showed their original shape, pretending to be dying, and said to Yu Kun, who was so angry that his mouth was crooked: "It's us who are incompetent." , Manager Yu, you have to be careful!"

"The enemy is too strong, it is not a crime of war!"

The extermination of all directions is the most powerful weapon in the history of the cultivation world, plus a sword cultivator, it is quite normal that it cannot be defeated.The employees of Shanhai.com were very calm, waiting for Fat Fish to replace them with new office supplies.

Human beings have non-violent non-cooperation movements, and they are unable to resist violence and have no choice but to do so.

Yu Kun was furious, but he didn't dare to fight Du Heng.

Du Heng... This guy is definitely a hornet's nest, right? Behind him is the Duantianmen, and behind the Duantianmen is the explanation!Who in the world can provoke it! !

The employees lying on the ground pretending to be dead began to whisper after Yu Kun left:

"You said how unlucky we are to meet such a bad boss!"

"Exactly! I heard that Makino Zheng Changhou's corpse is very good. Those zombies have all kinds of benefits, and Zheng Changhou even helps the employees to pay fines!"

In fact, this is a sad story. When Zheng Changhou was alive, he couldn’t protect the people and generals. After he died, this became his obsession, and it was automatically replaced by being a reliable zombie leader and a good boss...

However, people who lived in the old days did not remember or pay attention to a small prince of Shang Zhou.Others who are younger are even less aware of this.

So everyone just sighed, even if Yu Kun had one-tenth of Zheng Changhou's, he would be satisfied as an employee.

Lifetime careers are so sad.

You need to live until the end of the world, the end of the world, when everyone dies together, in order to get rid of this boss!What a sad thing for those who hear it and tears for those who hear it!

If Shen Dong heard this sentence, he would definitely flip the table on the spot.

——Hun Dan, you are monster beast cultivators, and some are ancient desolate beasts. You are looking for death when you enter the mountains and seas. It is said that a mistake will cause eternal hatred!As for him, has anyone ever asked a Lingshi if he wanted to make a sword?

He is the real life-long career, okay? !

However, Du Heng can settle Shen Dong with one sentence:

"Do you think that a child who was swept away by the wind for 300 years and only learned the truth can choose to be a teacher?"

Therefore, Tiandao laughed without saying a word.