Retire from the human world

The TV series that Yu Kun can watch every day is indeed very interesting, at least the setting is very powerful, and the battle scenes are also extremely magnificent, but it's just - the original English soundtrack!No subtitle translation!

"... Manager Yu's cultural level is really high." Shen Dong didn't know how to complain.

Because he couldn't imagine what the TV series would look like after it was translated?Vertical scrolling traditional Chinese characters?In order to prevent the audience in the comprehension world from being able to understand the dialogue of the characters, so it will be directly translated into the ancient Chinese version?This situation feels like thunder with your toes!

"Yu Kun does know a lot of things." Du Heng said this with a very flat expression, nothing unusual.Shen Dong suddenly thought that logically speaking, the general manager of Shanhai.com should be Du Heng's boss, but it seems that they don't seem to be subordinates when they talk normally.

"So you don't understand?"

"Why should I understand?" Du Heng asked back.

"Ha, haha, I'm just talking casually." Shen Dong cheered up, then curled his lips and thought, it's not because you look like an outstanding social elite all day long, of course people habitually misunderstand that you are proficient in several languages.

"Then what if the supermarket comes to foreign countries... I mean, international friends come?"

"Do you have a membership card?" Du Heng tossed it lightly, and changed channels casually.

"..."

Understood, Shanhai.com doesn't care what the other party is, anyway, it only accepts cards, and doesn't accept US dollars and euros—that's wrong!There are many supermarkets selling things outside, who cares about you Shanhaiyibu!It is inconvenient to invite others to apply for the card!

Shen Dong firmly thought that this must be the case.

Suddenly there was a noisy sound from the TV, and a snow spot appeared, Shen Dong grabbed his cup to drink cold water, and laughed at the same time: "It turns out that your TV is not omnipotent, it can also fail to signal... well... what the hell! "

When Shen Dong spoke, the snowflake spots gradually disappeared, the screen was pitch black, and in the middle was a wellhead made of a few old bricks.Immediately, a terrifying blue and white arm was pulled up, and suddenly stretched out, the whole camera zoomed in instantly, stretching out from the TV, followed by the black-haired female ghost.

"Snapped!"

The cup fell on the floor. Fortunately, it was a plastic juice cup given as a gift when I bought instant noodles, and it would not break.

Shen Dong was originally sitting with his back against the door, but when he was startled, he jumped onto the chair.It's really not that he is timid, just try another person and suddenly play a 46D version of Sadako on the 3-inch LCD TV =皮=

However, the female ghost appeared horribly and disappeared quickly. After three seconds, she got back to the TV. The broken well turned into a small TV logo and hung on the TV, and the screen began to display a normal picture.

The night view of the bustling modern city, all the shop signs are in Japanese.As for Miss Sadako, she stretched her hand out from the well marked on the upper right corner from time to time, and then raised her head again. The sign is so big that it can be completely ignored. The movement is similar to the Kaka that Shen Dong saw on the computer in the computer class. Like a little lion, although you don't pay attention to it, it is having a good time.

Shen Dong felt extremely humiliated, so he resumed his sitting posture first, then bent down to pick up the cup, and pretended to be calm: "Is that... the mascot of the Island TV station?"

"What is the mascot? But whenever you switch to this channel, you will do this once, just like when you turn on the computer, the brand of that computer will appear first."

Damn, can this be compared to the LOGO when the appliance is turned on?

Shen Dong was extremely irritable, and just as he was about to go to the kitchen to refill the cold water with his cup, he saw all kinds of inexplicable monsters passing by on the street on the TV, the music was faint, and those strange monsters flew past the screen lightly.Very regular, each floats on the screen for half a minute, then slides across, and then the next group.

"Hundred Ghosts at Night, a creative fashion show, is held every summer. You don't need to understand what they're talking about."

"..."

Shen Dong felt that it would be more practical for him to go to the kitchen to pour water, and then go back to his room to watch the basketball game on the small black and white TV.

At 09:30 in the evening, the game ended, Shen Dong turned off the small TV, stretched his head into the living room to take a look, and found that Du Heng had already gone back to his room.The TV was still on, and the remote control was placed on the table, but Shen Dong couldn't use it.

The music is still faint, vaguely like a female ghost laughing, eerie, not sharp, accompanied by the sound of wind and trees shaking, and incoherent echoes.A chubby tortoise in a lotus leaf outfit crawled across the screen, with half a plate of water on its head, and then a beautiful woman with an incomparably voluptuous figure, wearing a mask on her face. Shen Dong felt that the lower half of her face must not be visible, and then The next group is teapots and saucers with slender and long legs, waltzing around in circles, showing off the porcelain patterns on their bodies.

"boom!"

Shen Dong closed the door of the room.

He didn't suffer from insomnia that night, on the contrary, he slept very well. The chilly and gloomy laughter on the TV was good for cooling down!Back chills are not hot at all!

The next morning at 07:30, Shen Dong got up to take a shower, the TV screen was completely dark, only the station logo in the upper right corner, the hole in the broken well was lit, and ZZZs kept coming out of the well.

Very good, it seems that even the supernatural TV station does not broadcast programs 24 hours a day.

Shen Dong took the keys and money and went out. He hummed a song and walked down, totally unaware that the little civet cat who was squatting in the living room watching TV all night followed him listlessly with its tail drooping.

Today is the weekend, if it is a newly built community, you will not see many early risers today.But these dozens of residential buildings have been around for 20 years, and the outside of the buildings is mottled and old, and there is also a pitch-black color from the smoke.The people who live here are either poor, or they have moved to the provincial capital, and most of them are old people who have lived here for decades. They are used to getting up and doing morning exercises.

But today's atmosphere seems a bit unusual. There are many people around outside the corridor, and there are several deck chairs lined up.There are old people, young guys, and children. They are talking anxiously with dark circles under their eyes, and some are sleeping soundly on reclining chairs.

Seeing Shen Dong coming out of the corridor, his complicated and weird eyes focused on him.No way, why did the police break into the house and take this guy away a week ago?

However, after all, those who have such a good thing can't help but ask:

"Who is that, did you hear anything last night?"

Shen Dong was opening the bicycle lock. When he heard the sound, he turned around and was embarrassed to ignore it, so he touched his head and said inexplicably, "I'm a sleepy sleeper, and I can't be woken up by thunder. You... what is it? What happened?" ?”

"Hey! Don't mention it. I don't know where the ghost cry came from last night. At first, my son said he heard it during dinner, but I didn't pay attention to it. In the end, when the night was quiet and there was no movement, the sound was special. Clear! The sound of the wind is faint, as if it is going to blow into your bones. But when you push the window, the leaves don't move, where is the wind?"

"Yeah, as soon as the air conditioner stops, you can hear that sound! It's scary!"

"That's why you and the air conditioner on the third floor turned on a low temperature, and the people who didn't stop all night slept like hell. I don't know."

"Sin, it's our building, but I can't tell where it's coming from! The sixth floor is very clear, and the first floor also says that it seems to be in my ear..."

Shen Dong stood still on the spot, his face was stiff.

"Come on!" An old lady from the neighborhood committee ran over and yelled, "You called the police in the middle of the night and said there was a ghost crying! Why did you call 110? The police comrades can't care about this. Maybe some TV or stereo is not turned off!"

"..." Aunt, you are amazing!

Shen Dong hurriedly got on his bicycle and went to the gate of the community to buy buns with soy milk.The news spread so fast that even the diners at the tofu nao stand were talking about the haunting, Shen Dong was extremely guilty.

After riding all the way to the entrance of Shanhai Tesco Supermarket, Shen Dong decided to put this shit aside.

Shen Dong felt that he might have to leave the provincial capital to get rid of these abnormal things!

As a result, as soon as he entered the supermarket, he felt that the atmosphere was not right. Many people were whispering to each other, holding various books in their hands, some were linear manuals, and some were yellowed scrolls. He didn't listen to the MP3, but was dragging the long bamboo slips and chanting words.

Uncle Zhao in the freezer also wandered around the fish tank nervously, gesticulating with his hands, and pulling his hair in frustration from time to time.His eyes were deeply sunken, and his face was pale like a ghost!

Is today a good day to curse people?

Shen Dong was very puzzled and ran to the front desk, and sure enough the black cat was on the cashier again, but it didn't squat on the phone, but lay down and slept soundly, with its tail covering its belly and its small ears twitching slightly.

Standing at the cash register was the big bearded, dark-skinned man.

This guy also kept reading the booklet in his hand, then closed it, staring at the ceiling fluorescent light.Looking down at the booklet again, he continued to be in a daze.

"Well, good morning." Shen Dong greeted dryly.

He found that except for Yu Kun and Du Heng, other people in the supermarket ignored him, especially Lao Guo, who was in charge of the staff canteen.Even Qi Long from the human resources department would never appear in front of him if he had nothing to do.

Wait, does Shanhai.com really have a human resources department?Not the Department of Monster Resources?

"Huh?" The man as strong as an iron tower glared at Shen Dong, his beard stood on end, so sharp that it could be used as a needle.

"Here to take over." Shen Dong had no choice but to explain.

Is it true that some people go to work without checking the time?Don't count how many minutes you have to get through?

"Success... oh!"

This guy must be confused by the night shift, right?Why do you look a little dull and stupid.

Shen Dong was still muttering, but the other party had jumped up with a loud voice:

"What? Are you taking over? Today is already the [-]rd of July, oh no!"

"What year three?" Shen Dong said confusedly, "Isn't it August now?"

"Not counting the Western calendar!" the cashier roared gruffly.

Damn it, this is the Gregorian calendar, it's shared by everyone!Do you understand that it is in line with international standards?Shen Dong was very upset.

Knowing that you are all abnormal, not accepting human currency does not count as the Western calendar, but this time he heard it clearly!Fortunately, he always thought it was a slip of the tongue in dialect!

"It's over again this time..." The dark-skinned and powerful man ran away annoyed with the booklet in his arms.

Shen Dong looked away in confusion, and looked down at the sleeping kitten lying on the cashier counter.

"Morning, Xiao Shen!" The obese Manager Yu appeared, came over with a smile and patted Shen Dong on the shoulder, "I have seen all of yesterday's performance, not bad! He has a bright future!"

"Uh?"

"We have been unable to sell travel tents, and you have earned 28 yuan from Pohu Daochang, which is amazing! Also, Du Heng never watches TV. How did you make him willingly buy a 700 yuan garbage disposal goods?"

"..."

Manager Yu touched his chin with a smile: "I've decided to give you a bonus of 100 yuan, and it will be credited to your card today!" Then he turned around and left halfway, and suddenly remembered something and said, "By the way, Xiao Shen, you don't have to come to work tomorrow! The supermarket is closed for the holiday."

"what?"

Hey, supermarkets are open all year round!Do you understand the rules?It doesn't matter whether it is opened by Chinese, foreigners, or not!It should be like this!

"You don't know... Oh!" Manager Yu slapped his forehead, "By the way, you don't need to go, I forgot about this. Tomorrow is the sixth level of the mortal examination in the cultivation world!"