Retire from the human world

Being a cashier at Shanhai.com is very leisurely, especially today, I can't even see a ghost, and the staff canteen is empty when eating at noon, and Shen Dong doesn't have to worry about whether he is hungry or just wants to fill his stomach, because the canteen Smoking a cigarette, Lao Guo squinted at him lazily: "No food is served today."

With a numb scalp, Shen Dong watched as Lao Guo took his last puff of the cigarette, then extinguished it, stuffed the cigarette butt into his mouth, chewed it, and ate it.

——What kind of weird species are these!

So Shen Dong spent the remaining few hours leaning on the cash register in a daze. If a customer came at this time, he was guaranteed to get the most enthusiastic and sincere service attitude.Most of the normal supermarket staff have a straight face, with impatient expressions, which makes customers feel uncomfortable. In fact, they are numb. Who can keep a constant smile in front of a sea of ​​people for eight hours?It was probably facial paralysis... So the only one who could save Shen Dong from being dazed and empty was the customer.

It's a pity that he waited and waited, and almost fell asleep with the civet cat, but he didn't wait for half of them.

He didn't even see Du Heng's shadow.

Bored, Shen Dong started to poke the little civet cat's round belly. When he poked it, the little civet cat shrank back, rolled and moved on the cashier counter, and finally fell to the ground with a "bang".

The little civet cat opened its eyes in a daze, rolled over, got up and squatted down, stretched its little furry paws, and opened its mouth roundly, obviously yawning.

"Strange, don't cats wash their faces?" Shen Dong looked down at it. There used to be a litter of stray cats stationed under the corner of the orphanage. The children chased the cat up and down in a fuss, and the particularly naughty children even scratched it. A cat's tail and, of course, a gorgeous scratch on the face.Therefore, Shen Dong was quite familiar with the habits of cats, and now he felt that this civet cat was not normal no matter how he looked at it.

I don't know what kind of blood it is, the whole body is pitch black with a few tufts of white hair on the top of the head, the face is pointed, and the eyes are rolling around.

Generally, pets are not allowed in supermarkets. After all, fresh food is to be sold, and pets will shed hair everywhere.I don't know whose cat it is, it has been squatting on the cash register, obediently not making noise-wait a minute, I have never heard this cat meow!

"Hey, who are you?" Shen Dong grabbed the fur on the back of its neck, picked up the cat and stared at it.

There are definitely no normal creatures in this supermarket!Maybe this little guy can talk!

The little civet cat tilted its head innocently to look at him.

The two were confronting each other, and the gate of Shanhai.com suddenly trembled. The civet cat immediately broke free from Shen Dong's grasp, and rushed out in front of the gate. A minute later, the gate was dispersed by ripples like a reflection in water, deformed and distorted, and then Gradually blurred.There was no earth-shattering sound and light effect, and there was no change in anything other than the gate, but this movement still made Shen Dong's heart shudder—isn't it just going out of business, as if the gate to the world disappeared!

Immediately, he was not in the mood to care what the civet cat was, and Shen Dong hurriedly got ready to get off work.

The best thing about being a cashier at Shanhai.com is that you don’t have to count your money when you go to and from get off work!

No one can be seen in the huge supermarket, except for the goods on the shelves. The fluorescent lamps shine brightly on the floor tiles, reflecting the shadows of the surrounding things.I don't know what the six-level exam in the comprehension world is, it's like the end of the world!Shen Dong's education is low, he never went to college, and he hasn't even experienced the torture of CET-[-]. He just murmured in his heart, wondering what test questions would be on that paper, how to get on the plane smoothly?

He rushed out from the delivery aisle at the back of the supermarket, the heat wave hit his face, the sun shone scorchingly, but it made Shen Dong feel alive.

Shanhai.com is as quiet as a tomb!Working here for a few months is probably going to end up with a heart attack!

The little raccoon crouched on the bicycle and looked at Shen Dong, but Shen Dong couldn't see it, so he got on the bicycle depressed and prepared to go home.

The temperature inside Shanhai.com was too low, and it was hot outside. Shen Dong just shook his T-shirt when he was suddenly stopped by a person.

"Drinking leak, where is Ace Aiqu cute?"

Shen Dong was dazed by the inexplicable question in Chinese with a foreign accent, and just kept staring at the other party.

Good guy, 1.9 meters tall, with a high nose bridge and blond hair, he should look good enough to be a cover model.But this guy is extremely hypocritical. The big man is actually holding a parasol, wearing big sunglasses on his face, and the most bizarre thing is that he is wearing leather gloves on his hands. He is very stylish with a leather jacket and high-top boots all over his body.But the key question is-

"Aren't you hot?"

Shen Dong felt hot for him when he saw it, it was a full 38 degrees outside.

"Tiyang is very annoying..." The man muttered, "Ni's pet has a personality, can you trouble him to stay away from me? By the way, Isaiqu is cute here? Weishenma can't find the gate?"

"What love to death?"

The Chinese that is not on the tune is really broken!The modal particle "呵" is just that, so cute!

If a trembling old man, or a one-meter-tall child came to ask for directions, Shen Dong would definitely have the patience to explain clearly.But when I met such a strange person, he was still a foreigner.Shen Dong, who was already in a lot of troubles and couldn't get rid of it, immediately threw down the sentence "I don't know, I haven't heard of it" angrily, and then pedaled away on his bicycle.

The man with the parasol continued to wander around in doubt:

"Strange, it was here last time I came here, so I can't find it with such a foolish plan."

Although he got rid of the weird man who asked for directions, Shen Dong's way home from get off work today was destined to be uneven. No, before he rode out of the alley in the old city, several people rushed out diagonally to stop him.

Shen Dong's broken bicycle didn't have brakes, so he could only step on the ground with one foot and stop abruptly.

These few look familiar...

When he saw the person coming out of the corner, Shen Dong came to a sudden realization. He straightened the bicycle bridle, rolled his eyes and said, "Why is it Captain Zhou? Am I speeding, or did I not turn on the lights? Please stop me and issue a ticket?"

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not a traffic policeman."

Captain Zhou of the criminal police has no sense of humor. Although he is not wearing a uniform, he still has an upright and serious demeanor. This kind of person is definitely not an undercover agent—well, he is not qualified to be an undercover agent. Police" four words.He had a very bad expression on his face, and said coldly, "How dare you work in this kind of place? Those things... how much money those guys give you, will cost you your life!"

"Why don't you ask Captain Zhou?" Shen Dong didn't show any weakness, and stared at him fiercely, "I don't know who kicked down the door of my house, causing me to owe a debt to that supermarket. If I don't pay off the debt, I can resign ?”

"how much is this?"

"3000 yuan!"

"Three thousand for what?"

"There is also the hospitalization fee, Captain Zhou, did you forget?"

With a dry cough in embarrassment, Captain Zhou didn't know whether to say that Shen Dong was unlucky or asking for trouble, so he said directly: "Take your ID card and come to the police station when you are free. We will guarantee you a small loan 3000 yuan in the bank, and our criminal police team has limited funds, your door—cough. That’s it, get out of this weird place quickly.”

"Don't do it! I have to pay interest!"

"You pay it off within half a year, and I will personally help you pay back the interest of the ten dollars!"

"Fresh, what did you say, Captain Zhou!" Shen Dong cheered up, and then he said in doubt, "You guys stopped me on my way from get off work just to talk about this."

"Of course not...You kid was messing around at home last night. The haunted building was on the social news in the provincial capital."

"It's nothing, how would I know." Shen Dong quickly got on his bicycle and ran away.

"Team Zhou?" A plainclothes man next to him glanced at the man holding the umbrella at the end of the street, and asked, "Do you still want to follow that guy?"

"No, who knows what that is!" Captain Zhou loosened his collar, and said a little irritable, "Next time, ask the anti-drug team to see clearly. Is this kind of guy suspicious? He is suspected of being a mentally ill person at all!"

"Captain, do you think there is really a supermarket over there?" The young criminal policeman was very interested. "Will you sell corpses? Or just trade souls?"

"You've seen too much at No. [-] pawn shop! Close the team!"

It was said that Shen Dong rode home very happily, and when he was waiting for the red light on the way, he bought a copy of the provincial evening newspaper at the street corner, and took a look around the old city.He is determined to find a house, and he will move out at the end of the month, as for work!You can go to the construction site to move bricks, and draw a clear line with Shanhai Tesco and Du Heng as soon as possible, and never have any contact with each other!

It's a good idea, but it can't be realized.

After Shen Dong ate noodles at the small stall and returned home, he searched through the rental room for his ID card.

"Strange, I clearly remember putting it in the drawer." Why did it disappear?

Shen Dong also searched the living room and felt all the cracks in the wall. He found five coins and found nothing else.

He unceremoniously pushed open the door of Du Heng's room.

Sure enough, no one was there...but!

The room was empty, except for a broken bed that existed in the rented house. There was no mat on it, let alone a pillow.Next to it was a wooden table and a chair with only three legs, and the window was shut tightly, but there was nothing else.Shen Dong stretched out his hand to touch, the chair was covered with a layer of dust, and the bed board was not much better, it was exactly the same as when no one lived there before.

"Du Heng? Come out for me!"

Shen Dong yelled angrily, there was an echo continuously in the room, but suddenly there was a noise in the living room, Shen Dong ran out to see that the TV with a black screen was activated, Miss Sadako of the TV station came out of the screen fiercely, and took the TV from just now. Lei Cheng, who walked in through the security door, was so frightened that he fell out of the door screaming and probably rolled into the corridor.After Sadako retracted, the host, who was wet like a drowning female ghost, said something excitedly.

Shen Dong looked at the time, it was exactly six o'clock, which was probably when the island nation's supernatural TV station started broadcasting the program.He opened the door and found Lei Cheng's ghost trembling against the handrail of the stairs.

"Look at how cowardly you are!" Shen Dong completely forgot that his own reaction yesterday was not much better.

"You...you got the videotape from the island country?" Lei Cheng was still shaking.

"Don't be silly, I'm not tired of work!" Shen Dong slammed the door shut before the neighbor heard the sound and came over to take a look.

Shen Dong leaned on the chair and watched an old pipa on TV, stretched out his thin black hands, and played the music by himself.Lei Cheng didn't dare to go through the door this time, and after entering through the wall, he looked at the LCD TV and exclaimed: "You kid robbed a bank?"

"I don't have that skill!" Shen Dong said angrily, "It's you, where have you been these few days? You can't even see a ghost."

"I still want to ask you, where did you get such a terrifying monster that follows you all day long, and I dare not get close... Ah, help!"

The little civet cat yawned and staggered out of the bathroom, looked at Lei Cheng who was curled up in a ball, flicked its tail and turned around and walked back.

"what happened again?"

"You, can't you see?"

"Nonsense, I'll ask you if I can see it!"

"I don't know what it is, anyway, it's a big black shadow, very hideous and terrifying...it's a monster!"

Shen Dong looked at Lei Cheng suspiciously.

The TV screen suddenly shook, and it was covered with snowflakes in an instant.Just as Shen Dong felt strange, he felt an indescribable chill rising from his back. He patiently waited for the mascot of the station logo to attack again, but there was no movement in the TV, only a buzzing sound wave.The window of the living room was open, and the sun had not yet set at six o'clock in summer, but the setting sun revealed a strange blood-red color, and the clouds were covered with faint black air.

"Fuck, what's going on?"

Before Shen Dong had time to run to the window, the TV screen suddenly became clear, and the person who appeared on the TV was Yu Kun, the general manager of Shanhai Tesco.

The fat man's usual playful smile was all gone, and he said with a serious expression: "Attention everyone in the cultivation world, stop what you are doing, don't worry about the explosion of the pill furnace, repeat, stop everything you are doing! The barrier of Beiman Mountain has been broken! All the nine barriers of Beiman Mountain have collapsed!"

As soon as Yu Kun finished speaking, Shen Dong heard countless noisy voices coming out of the background: "The Poor Dao's Tribulation Pill!!"

"Yu Kun, you bastard, I managed to get the highest score in the video game Tetris!"

"What's going on, there hasn't been a major problem in the Beimang Mountain enchantment for 70 years!"

And there was the loudest cheer—"Long live! Don't take the test for level [-] tonight! You don't need to take the test for level [-] tomorrow! Little ones, grab your weapons and go to Beimang Mountain!"