Retire from the human world

Because of the needs of the various sects in the cultivation world to recruit apprentices, the biggest project of the state secret department in the past ten years is to build a very prestigious school in the capital, hire many famous professors and scholars to give lectures regularly, and select the best teachers strength.It is said to the outside world that it is to give those children who are naturally biased or have great talents in a certain area a chance to further their careers.Of course, some students with very high IQs are not rejected for them to skip grades to study. After all, in this society, the environment is still important. It doesn’t matter if you skip a grade or two. If you really have the foundation and talents, you will still be in a competitive and stressful learning environment. It's better to stay here.

Excellence in smooth sailing is not a good phenomenon. When children go through the college entrance examination and finally go to higher education institutions, the psychological gap will be particularly large, from outstanding to average in the class. If the mentality is not well adjusted, it is not a good thing for others or yourself.

The comprehension community funded it, and the state secret department was responsible for the construction, and then?Then it's none of their business! !

The school still needs to be designed and managed by professionals!

All the cultivation world needs is the name of this school!What is it used for?An example is as follows: "Hi, in a test at your child's school a few days ago, we found that his IQ is above the average level. If you agree, we will give you the registration form of XX University in the capital. Miscellaneous fees are used for children to study and become successful... You can decide whether to go or not."

"No way, my son's grades are mediocre, and even the teacher said he was unresponsive..."

"Hey, it's like this. Many geniuses behaved mediocrely in childhood, and even had some eccentricities." Then he took out a lot of documents and certificates to prove it, and finally said that he could check the list of new students enrolled in this period by logging on to the Capital University website (Most of them are students who are normally recruited). You need to go to the local police station to obtain a household registration certificate. After all, the national situation is that household registration follows education and real estate certificates. Such a well-founded routine will definitely not make people suspect it is a liar.

"The school is a boarding system, you can call the tutor to inquire about the situation, and you can leave school on weekends."

Parents who are reluctant to be separated from their children think about moving to the capital to rent a house. Many people would rather their children grow up peacefully and normally.

It doesn't matter in the realm of comprehension, according to what they say, it is God's will, this child is not destined, and then find another target.

However, more parents think of the incentives of social competition, and the schools run by the state are free of tuition and miscellaneous fees, and they will surely be safe and secure in finding a job in the future.So quite a few people agreed, and among these students who were going to the Capital Academy, there were at most one or two students each year... They were neither smart nor talented, and they were candidates for the cultivation world.

These students from all over the country would have been assigned to different classes because of their age and circumstances. Most of them didn't know each other. When the stupid children walked into the school, they felt uneasy and wondered if they were mistaken. , They should not have signed up by themselves at all—their future master appeared that night.

"You have a predestined relationship with me, would you like to practice with me?"

Later statistics showed that almost everyone thought it was a dream, and 99 out of [-] people didn't understand what it meant.

Well, this is a later story. If you agree, you can accept the apprentice smoothly. If you don't agree, it is a matter of modifying the memory with a spell, and then send the child back.

A mortal's life is only a few decades, which is very easy for the cultivation world.

In the eyes of their parents, these children live in boarding schools for more than ten years, and work as civil servants with high salaries (the state secret department pays salaries), and take care of them until they grow old.

Although they don't go home for several months after they become adults, saying that they are busy with work, they will not arouse much suspicion.These days, many elderly people do not live in the same city as their children, so they can be seen during the holidays.Even in the same city, as long as they don't live together, there are very few parents who can see their children every weekend.

So once a retreat or a big event happens, the excuse is to go abroad for business.

These juniors in the realm of comprehension have all laid a solid foundation under the guidance of their masters, and are not in a hurry to break through the realm or practice more powerfully.

Because no matter how poor they are, they can live for 300 years if they can't refine Yuanying. Once they break through, they can live for 600 years. Kill them, they don't have to worry about how long they can live.

Judging by this lifespan, parents are most cherished when they are still alive, and few people insist on going to retreat to waste this limited time together.

In another 30 years, the Rizhao Sect’s elixir that can be taken by ordinary people sells very well. This elixir has no special function, it just eliminates injuries and pains, so that people at the end of their lives can live safely even if they have a terminal illness. last leg.

The end of life is a reincarnation and a new beginning.

It is common sense in the cultivation world to forcibly retain people whose lifespan is due to be exhausted.Besides, if you join the world of comprehension, you will know that immortality is not a good thing. The retirement system of mortals is so enviable!Death can change many things that were originally destined, such as health, luck, chance... Only death can cleanse the soul, and reincarnation can make everything start again.

When relatives worth caring leave one after another, just like relatives who have not seen each other for a long time, the juniors in the cultivation world will disappear from the eyes of other acquaintances by moving to distant cities, going abroad, etc., and then issue a death declaration every ten years and it will be over. From then on, all the mundane things in the world of mortals will be completely cut off.

This set of plans formulated by Yu Kun and Zhan Yuan is very good, but a wise man has a lot of worries, and there will be a mistake in the end.

When Du Heng's apprentice, Sang Pan, was 27 years old, he had already been forced to go on blind dates fifty times...

As a result, the social conflict in the cultivation world has changed from "how to securely accept apprentices" to "how to get over the hurdle of getting married and starting a business". Don't be picky, have a good temper, and just pass the mortal assessment level.It doesn't matter what you look like, you can use spells to change it, it doesn't matter if you are male or female, as long as you want to, you can still change it with magic spells (hey, hey), it's not a true marriage of two cultivations, at best, you can live in a cave together if you have something to do, and go your separate ways if you have nothing to do. A phone call immediately came to cooperate.

Do you think that "marriage" is solved, and the troubles will be over?

Where are the children? !

"Hello, this is the pre-sales department of Shanhai.com..." Shen Dong weakly grabbed the phone, leaned on the table and said, "It's about family purchases in the secular world again? Fellow Taoist, are you looking for a marriage partner?" ? or need a baby?"

No matter how long you do this job, you will never get used to it! !

Receiving an order request call was like human trafficking, but when he got in touch with the transaction partner, he congratulated perfunctorily on the formation of the "family", and Shen Dong felt that he was pimping again.

Shen Dong turned the ballpoint pen and began to flip through the folders:

"Need a child? According to the order of the 'Ordinary People's 20 to 30 Year Tour' experience table registered by Shanhai.com, it's your turn to be the Chengtian Sect..."

Shen Dong's eyes widened instantly.

Scutellaria Qin, the head of Chengtian faction! !Master Baishu's younger brother!

"A cultivator from the Chengtian faction?" The juniors in the comprehension world who called were very satisfied. Although no "child" had any problems, ghost cultivation is always more troublesome, and it is not as safe as a cultivator.

Shen Dong replied while wiping off his sweat: "Yes, that's right, it's a cultivator whose membership card starts with letter B!"

This is a newly developed tourism experience project in the cultivation world, and the registration fee is worth the three-year and fourth-level examination fee.

This travel experience requires self-proclaimed memory power, and monsters need to swallow some specially refined elixir, and then turn into newborn human children according to "customer needs", and use spells to mess with their appearance and blood type at will.Just like this, I have been an ordinary person in the human world for more than 20 years without realizing it. The specific time depends on the situation.

To participate in this tour, an application form must be submitted. After being certified by Sinan, it must be confirmed that the applicant has not passed the fourth level of the exam 30 times, or has not passed the sixth level in [-] years. This is the only way to enter the world and practice.

The leader of the cultivation world, the cunning fat fish successfully used this method to get countless people to apply for the travel experience first, and also canceled the labor expenses brought by the "life performance" for 30 years.

You must know that the younger generations in the cultivation world have very little property and cannot afford this expense at all.They need a child, but they don't want this child to become a bondage for them to stay in the world in the future. They are not qualified to accept apprentices, let alone adopt them in orphanages. What should I do?

"We can't tell you the specific identity of the 'child'... This is the rule of Shanhai.com and the world of comprehension."

Shen Dong hurriedly interrupted the other party's words, "According to the usual situation, once your parents in this world are all reincarnated, you can take him back to the cultivation world... Yes, just bring him to Shanhai E-Commerce! Don't worry, travel experience After the end, you have nothing to do with each other. Shanhai.com adheres to the two basic principles of never introducing and arranging people from the same school, and never disclosing the identity of the travel experiencer, so as to avoid all after-sales problems for you!"

Shen Dong coughed a few times, and pressed down the blue veins on his forehead:

"If there are no other questions, you can arrange preliminary preparations with your 'marriage partner'. Ten months later, you will come to Shanhai.com to pick up your child. Shanhai.com here wishes you... and your family a happy 30 years! "

Shen Dong endured the toothache and finished the phone call, then ran out to find Du Heng in front of the supermarket cashier.

"Hey!"

The cashiers all looked at Du Heng with obvious expressions, Director Du, your sword is here again!

Du Heng remained calm, knocked on the table, and signaled them to collect the money properly and stop talking nonsense.

Since there are these juniors in the comprehension world, the business of Shanhai.com is getting better day by day (nonsense, the state secret department pays them wages on the supermarket membership card, and they can only come here to buy things or exchange them for human currency! Yu Kun, you conspired with Master Zhanyuan to monopolize!) The younger generation seldom retreats, so of course they will come to the supermarket.

Thanks to the long-standing science popularization of the wood-building training class, everyone knows that the front desk supervisor of Shanhai.com is a once unlucky sword repair... Oh no, sword fairy!

Du Heng is simply a legend.

Overcoming calamity on the battlefield, throwing the sword can't fly, after a hundred years, the sword transformed into itself and ran back (hey), was forced to take the last train of the heavenly ascension, successfully followed a large number of gods to "smuggle" back to the world after the collapse of the sky, and cut it off with the last sword The sacred tree was built, making the collapse of the sky disappear.It's amazing to take any one of these things out alone, let alone put them all together.

sharp?of course.

Unlucky?Ahem, the juniors said that the life of this sword fairy is really tortuous and bizarre!

——Shen Dong silently rolled his eyes and thought, luckily no one in the cultivation world knows the way Taiyue accepts his apprentices, otherwise...

Du Heng helped Shen Dong rushing over anxiously, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter? Are you so flustered?" Is Yu Kun in arrears of wages, or messed up the order from the pre-sales department?

The other staff at the front desk felt indignant, and they left their posts arbitrarily during work hours, and the related households were different, hum!

"Your apprentice has lost the dish, the 'family' is complete!"

Du Heng nodded silently.

"Who is his kid?"

This is a confidential file that cannot be found, unless it is the employee of the pre-sales department who personally took this order, or Du Heng and Yu Kun who have all the sales data and ledgers in their hands.

"Uh... a cultivator."

"Don't give me sloppy eyes!" Shen Dong impatiently grabbed Du Heng's collar, stared at him, and lowered his voice, "It's not Linghuan Sword Immortal! I heard that Duan Tianmen was the only one who failed the fourth-level exam!"

"...How is that possible!" Not to mention that the same division does not make arrangements, and the face-saving Changcheng sect master, it is impossible to allow Linghuan Sword Immortal to fill out that kind of application form.

Du Heng could only explain vaguely: "It's still 300 years away, and it's impossible for the sect master to let Linghuan get involved. If something happens, the consequences will be disastrous."

"Who the hell is that child of the saboteur?!"

"Broken gourd..."

"..." What a harmonious family.

Shen Dong raised his forehead: "I've always wondered, how did your apprentice keep wandering around the world with the spirit stone?"

"First, the stone he chose is not that big..." Du Heng glanced at Shen Dong quickly, "Spirit stones vary in size and material, and most of them also determine the weight of the sword, unless the sword cultivator's thoughts are different." Only when there are changes will there be extreme heavy and light... Patriarch Ling Huan is lazy on purpose, Qing Hong is particularly thin, my master Tai Yue Sword Immortal's Dai Zong weighs seven times as much as you."

Shen Dong lowered his head in a daze and began to multiply 740 nine by seven.

"Secondly, when I was accepting disciples, I purposely only taught the blindfold method. It took him a month to learn it before I took him back to meet the sect master. He is very talented in this regard."

"..." Director Du, you have really planned for a rainy day for 30 years.