Retire from the human world

"Dongzi, it's really not easy to live like you!"

One day when Lei Cheng came to deliver the courier, he spoke so earnestly and sincerely that it stunned Shen Dong.

Shen Dong also wondered about his recent life. Nothing happened to him, nothing happened to Du Heng, and even Duan Tianmen didn't cause any serious troubles. Where did this come from?

Before he didn't have a thorough understanding of the cultivation world, Shen Dong really felt that he was unlucky all the time, but after getting a deeper understanding...

If the world of comprehension wants to publish a chronicle, it must be a bad thing that all sects have to say, and can't say.The so-called every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and if they are spread out in the sun, they will be black history. Be careful not to make fun of it-because everyone is like a bird, and at best they can only laugh at fifty steps.

Compared with poverty, the broken gourds are all unemployed, and no matter how low the salary of Shanhai Tesco is, it is still a titanium alloy rice bowl.

Bishimen... This Duantianmen is terrible, but the sword immortals have their own property, the souvenirs from Sanchongtian plus the protection fees collected by Qinghuan Dongtian for so many years, and the gods take action, those are rare goods.As for the Elder Baishu Zhenren Shashen, he still has to take a grade test to find a way out for the sect at a young age.

More unlucky—the luck attribute of the second negative is the second letter of the name!

After weighing it this way, Shen Dong felt that he could live a life, it was no problem at all!

"Lei Cheng, please tell me clearly... Otherwise, I will go directly to Mengbao Express to complain to you!"

"Can you not mention this name?" Lei Cheng wiped his face unhappily. After so many years of death, he still cares about the corporate culture of his workplace. Think about it!The speed of a fierce leopard...that's slow delivery!A market spirit like a leopard?Is this to use Meng to deal with customer complaints?

Shen Dong smiled gloatingly at the side.

Lei Cheng ran away without looking back, angrily complaining about Shen Dong, being Du Heng's sword envoy on the battlefield, seeking Taoism and being a Taoist certificate, earning money and getting an extra salary, even at night... cough cough!

Shen Dong didn't know that Lei Cheng was so slanderous, he took the courier and slowly returned to the rented house.

Open the door, there is a sword cultivator and a tengu sitting in front of the TV.

"It's from your apprentice!" Shen Dong handed it to Du Heng, and went back to his room to turn on the computer.

Thanks to the development of science and technology and the blessing of the younger generation in the field of self-cultivation, Shanhai.com's electronic products are updated very quickly. In the past, they could only access the Internet in Pansidong with a membership card and a sixth-level certificate. Now anyone can move one as long as they have money. High-definition tactile 3D large-screen computer is back.The programs installed in the computer are also very curious. The key operation depends on the talisman. The software that displays the time is a piece of corona. It needs to judge the time and moment according to the shadow. Can log in to the server network after transformation with special spiritual power.

For example, Shanhai.com's pre-sales department network service and one-week special product display.

The refining equipment of Baibaoge places an order three years in advance, and the progress of the refining equipment can be checked at any time on the Internet.

On the social networking site, a group of cultivators heatedly discussed the inventory and price change rate of Rizhaozong elixir this year, and there were also many gossip news, such as the sudden increase in the number of people retreating from various sects, and some of them must be participating in the "mortal 20-year tour" in the name of retreat. ".

What, want to play online games?Want to get on the Internet and talk to mortals? !I'm sorry, please pass the sixth level of the test. In the realm of comprehension, there are crimes of disrupting public order for mortals!It is not easy for everyone to make money, and it is heartbreaking to pay the fine.

And there are not many cultivators who really know how to use computers, and most of them are the younger generation in the comprehension world.

They need help from the Internet to solve some "emotional" and "family" problems, how to live in the world smoothly and without leaking... For example, the parents of a "child" classmate intends to have an extramarital affair with them, how to deal with this, throw it away Spell to erase memory?Beat up?Indifferent?

It would be a tragedy to ask the elders of the master's sect about these things!It's not like discussing with each other among peers!

Alas, peers are really a very recognizable term—especially when everyone bears a horrible name, they are really a family of broken bowls and pans.

What's the matter with the Internet, and there is no real name system, no one knows who is sitting opposite, as long as you don't reveal your name and sect, it is basically difficult to guess whether it is a monster or A Piao who is talking to you.

After turning on the computer, Shen Dong skillfully used his account to log in to a chat room.

——By the way, the development of the cultivation world has always lagged behind the world by 80 years. Look at this simple interface, this template, this ordinary chat room that humans have long since used!

The chat room was quite lively, and the topic happened to be Duan Tianmen.

Shen Dong rolled his eyes, and found that "harmony ruins a life" was online, and immediately spoke:

[Make money to support the family] Do you know what pet the owner of Duantianmen likes?

All the cultivators were startled, and immediately posted a row of question marks, but Shen Dong's target person remained silent.

"Du Heng's apprentice is really calm." Shen Dong muttered, grabbed a can of beer from the table next to him, opened it, and continued to explode in the chat room.

[Make money to support the family] It's a fierce leopard.

Everyone said that this is the name of the courier company, which sounds very powerful and domineering. Does Shanhai.com sell it?Is it good to raise?

[Make money to support the family] Cough, Shanhaiyigou does not sell it. It is said that when the master of Changcheng Sect was in the heaven in his previous life, he once raised a whole mountain of leopards. The sight was incomparably spectacular!

Shen Dong was overjoyed.

He has long since come out of the bitter life of being destroyed in the world view, and has turned to destroying other people's three views.This problem is addicted from working in the pre-sales department of Shanhai.com. Those younger generations who lack common knowledge in the cultivation world are taken aback by Shen Dong. So, after listening to those screams for a long time, Shen Dong felt that they were too balanced.

Think about the expressions of these young cultivators when they know what a leopard is in the future!

The original image of the Changcheng Sect Master standing awe-inspiring among a group of ferocious beasts suddenly collapsed into standing in the rolling ground...

After misleading many young cultivators with ill intentions, Shen Dong suddenly discovered that the target "harmony ruins life" had sent him a private message—are you serious?

Shen Dong didn't reply, and kept laughing while opening the dialogue box:

"The sword immortals of Duantianmen are all old antiques! Do you think I won't be able to play bad things if we don't meet each other?"

Humph, it's okay to go further and become an acquaintance and friend on the Internet! More than 200 years later, when a netizen meets, he introduces himself and says, "Actually, I am your master's sword." How interesting that would be!

Shen Dong is determined to wait to see the tangled expression on the damaged dish when he knows the truth!

Just as he was proud, the computer screen suddenly shook and went black.

"Ci'ao, is there a power outage in this dilapidated house?" Shen Dong suddenly felt something was wrong after jumping up!

Televisions and computers in the realm of comprehension do not use electricity or plugs.

"Du Heng, what are you doing?" Shen Dong angrily opened the door.

"The spiritual power in the vicinity was not stable just now..." Du Heng grabbed the remote control as if nothing had happened, and there were snowflakes on the TV, as if to prove that Du Heng was not lying.

Shen Dong is not easy to be fooled now, he angrily pulled the remote control, and angrily exposed Du Heng's excuse: "Just now your spiritual sense saw me teasing your apprentice, so you gave him the lead, didn't you? The damage was only ten and a half days Sending things to you every month, you, as a master, are really protecting your shortcomings..."

——By the way, you were the one who asked Du Heng to accept you as an apprentice in the first place, Shen Dong!How can Du Heng protect his weaknesses? He doesn't like you getting too close to any sword cultivator, not even his apprentice!

Shiliu looked left and right, and decisively buried her head in and curled up into a ball, pretending to be asleep.

"...What are you going to say to Damaged Vessel?" Du Heng's tone was strange.

"The inside story of how Duantianmen recruited disciples... By the way, the package he mailed last time was not to complain to you. I don't understand why, but Sword Immortal Linghuan just doesn't like him. Haha, do you want to tell him the truth? ?”

"..."

"I remember that the long-winded old man is also at odds with Linghuan Sword Immortal, maybe he can use it..."

"Don't think about it, my master Taiyue Sword Immortal is not Linghuan's opponent." Du Heng interrupted Shen Dong's crooked idea.

"How do you know?" Shen Dong didn't believe it.

Du Heng was silent for a long while before he said: "... After the sword of the sword cultivator is absorbed into the upper dantian, if the sword's consciousness is still not asleep immediately, a talisman will appear between the eyebrows. In order to reach the peak. Even if it is a sword fairy, there are few people with such strength, and there are only three people in Duantianmen... and the cultivation world has not seen such a situation for many years, so they don't know."

The more Shen Dong heard it, the more familiar it became. How could this symptom be similar to the time when they were sent to Shennonggu Hospital by Yu Kun.

"Wait, is it because I didn't recover my memory at that time?" Shen Dong was terrified.

"No, it was because I had a demon at the time, and my mood was not as good as yours. That's why I was in a bad state." Du Heng explained in a low voice.

Shen Dong was dumbfounded: "Me? What state of mind can I cultivate? Just kidding!"

——Yes, the natal magic weapon can transform into form, and it can only be attained.

Not only was Heng unable to ascend due to throwing his sword, but after Shen Dong succeeded in transforming into form, even if he attained the Tao, he also could not ascend.So when Zhanyuan flew up, Tiandao realized that there were still people who met the standards on the scene, and decisively dragged Shen Dong to the heaven...

Seeing that Du Heng didn't answer, Shen Dong questioned again:

"Just Linghuan's virtue? You said that he and Qinghong are in one mind, are you kidding me!!"

Shen Dong said that as a sword, he has the right to speak.

It's not once or twice that Qinghong despises Linghuan, he knows all about Duantianmen's sword!

"You can't be judged by its appearance. Do you know where the Mohism's computer software technology comes from?"

Du Heng asked strangely, Shen Dong also shook his head in a daze.

"It was brought by a certain crane."

"...What? You mean to teach?" You must be lying to the sword!The world of comprehension is all illiterate, and the level of education is worrying. Shouldn't the Kunlun fairyland for explaining teachings stay in the Western Zhou and Shang Dynasties?

"It is said that there was an intranet in Kunlun Wonderland before we were 'taken' to heaven."

"What's the website talisman, I want to go up and find out!" Just kidding, how can the gods in the legend not go to see it!

"do not know."

Shen Dong refused to believe it: "How could it be possible not to know that the Mohists can crack any technique! The Ziyun Temple and the Chengtian Sect specialize in talismans. Don't think that I don't know that the number one hacker in the cultivation world is Guiguzi! He uses Qimen Dunjia Hetu Luoshu deciphered the composition rules of talismans, and any encrypted website in the cultivation world can go to it... Some time ago, Shanhai E-buy was hacked and Yu Kun was robbed of 10,000+ yuan."

"... I heard from the head of the sect that the Kunlun Fairyland Intranet needs to type the canon of a certain religion by hand to log in, even if you make a mistake."

"..."

Shen Dong finally realized that there is no end to the collapse of the world view.

"What else did the preacher say..."

"Shangxian Yun Zhongzi sent news to the sect master, so that the cultivation world doesn't have to worry that Xing Tian will find the head and stir up troubles in the mortal world."

"why?"

"Because Xing Tian's head was in Kunlun Mountain many years ago."

Shen Dong was dumbfounded, no wonder Xing Tian couldn't find it even after death: "What do they want that thing for, is it as a collectible?"

"Xuanyuan, the grandson of the Yellow Emperor, once became a son of Chanjiao Guangcheng... also had a shallow master-student relationship." This record is contained in myths.

"He didn't die?" He disappeared, he disappeared before the sky collapsed!

"I don't know, if I escape quickly... maybe alive."

"..."

So the answer is that a certain teacher has short-term nature, even if he only has a relationship with the status of following the way of heaven and guiding him to become an immortal, he will be very used to doing a favor, taking the head of Gongsun Xuanyuan's enemy Xingtian back and hiding it?

Don't expect to get Xing Tian's head back for the rest of his life!

Xing Tian, ​​it turns out that you are the strong contender for the top spot on the unlucky list!

If Xing Tian hadn't stayed in the human world because he couldn't find his head, if Jingwei went down to the earth and the blizzard continued, and Zhan Yuan hadn't realized it, he wouldn't have ascended later, let alone catch the last train of ascension in the cultivation world before the sky collapsed. a group of people...

Then, even the Duantianmen Sword Immortal cannot escape.

Cause and effect are predetermined.

Just begging, but I can't return to the world.

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