Retire from the human world

This supermarket is really not decent. It doesn't even have work uniforms, and there are no cabinets for employees to store their personal belongings.Shen Dong was wearing a dirty T-shirt and washed white jeans. After get off work, he fumbled in his pocket for a long time and found ten yuan.

Money is tight, go to the supermarket and buy a big bag of the cheapest instant noodles for tomorrow.

In fact, Shanhai.com is really a very ordinary supermarket. It sells not many kinds of things, the shelves are low, and some of them are covered with a layer of dust.It's empty, and it's easy to be frightened when you turn a corner and see an employee standing in the corner with eyes open.

Shen Dong pulled out five packs of X flavor instant noodles from the bottom of the shelf, and went downstairs to the cashier to pay.

The second floor of Shanhai.com sells food, and the first floor sells used goods. It is also empty and empty.There was only one cash register, and a man with a big arm and a round waist crowded the cash register to the brim. Shen Dong saw this cashier in the staff canteen, and at the time he thought embarrassingly that Shanhai.com asked such a person to collect money for fear of being robbed ?With a beard all over his face, the muscles on his arms are thicker than the thighs of normal people!

Such a cashier is staring at you. No wonder Shanhai.com not only has no customers, but even thieves don’t come to the door. The pressure is great, okay?

A lone bag of instant noodles was dragged by the palm-sized hand to the small glass window under the cash register, and the machine made a pleasant ticking sound.But Shen Dong stared at the poor instant noodles speechlessly, the shit wouldn't all be broken, it was so brutal and quick to scan, if he wasn't an employee, he wouldn't come to this kind of supermarket a second time if he was beaten to death.

"Eight three." The cashier said gruffly.

Shen Dong took out the ten yuan note.

As a result, the guy stared at eyes that were bigger than copper bells, and said fiercely:

"Human currency is not accepted."

"What, you don't accept RMB?"

The burly man didn't speak standard Mandarin at all, so Shen Dong misheard and blurted out: "Are you kidding me? Are you going to accept US dollars or Euros?"

"...Swipe the card." The burly man spit out two words in a simple and rough manner. His appearance is mighty if it sounds good, but ferocious if it is bad.Although Shen Dong is a lazy person sometimes, he is definitely not a guy who is willing to suffer from boredom. He immediately said angrily: "I have heard that some places cannot accept credit cards, but I have never heard that cash cannot be paid!"

Why, is it great to have a credit card?

"I want a membership card!" The cashier stared at him.

Shen Dong immediately looked down at the instant noodles, with a blank expression: "Is this a special offer?"

"No."

"What kind of membership card do you need if it's not a special offer?" Shen Donghuo didn't call out to find fault?Even in other supermarkets, there will be a membership price at most. If you don’t have a membership card, you can buy it at the normal price. There is never a reason not to sell it.

But the other party seems to be more annoyed than him, and you have the irritable appearance that you kid is looking for trouble.

During the two confrontations, a voice suddenly sounded from behind:

"He doesn't have a card, take his money."

Shen Dong turned his head to look, and almost jumped up, when did this person come behind him?Why is it silent like a ghost!

Director Du was still the same as Shen Dong saw in the morning, with a gray coat and a neatly buttoned shirt. In fact, this person looks good and has a good temperament, so he looks very comfortable.At this moment, he stared at the instant noodles next to the cash register for ten seconds, then raised his head, and said softly, "The membership card is also yours... employee benefits, and it will be issued to you when you get your first month's salary."

"Could it be that you—" Shen Dong quickly changed his words in the middle of speaking, "Could it be that our supermarket doesn't sell things to customers who don't have a membership card?"

"Yes."

"..."

I wipe, what can this say?What else is there to say?

I have seen a big shop bullying customers, but I have never seen such a bullying method. No, is Shanhai.com a "big shop"?The name is not well known, the price of the goods is the standard of the general supermarket, not particularly cheap, the variety is not so rich, there are only three types of barreled oil on the shelf next to the instant noodles, it is simply shabby, the owner of this supermarket must have a brain There is a pit!

The cashier, who looked very sorry for the customer, opened the cash box, took out a few coins angrily, and closed the cash box with a snap.

With sharp eyes, Shen Dong could clearly see that the cash box was full of banknotes, including banknotes and coins, which were sorted into different grooves in a very standard way.Explain that the so-called membership card should not be of the nature of charging money into it for consumption, and such a broken supermarket, who is willing to charge money into the card, if it fails, it will be too late to cry?

"Are there any classes tomorrow?

"Ah... rest."

"Well, go back and rest after work." Director Du nodded slightly, with a just right smile on his face, but in fact, everyone could feel that it was just a kind of meaningless politeness and politeness. Bosses are used to expressing their kindness and peace with this attitude.

Shen Dong suddenly felt that his appearance was an eyesore.

He picked up the instant noodles and walked out of the supermarket. Thank God, he won't have to come to this weird supermarket for his rest tomorrow. He will definitely go to the talent market to find a reliable job.

It's August, and the street is still extremely hot at five o'clock in the afternoon. It's going to rain but it won't rain. It's a miserable feeling.Shen Dong threw the instant noodles into the basket in front of the bicycle, and wiped off the slight sweat from his face. The 38-degree high temperature and heat wave wantonly soaked the original coolness on his body.

It's weird, this supermarket is broken, but the air-conditioning in the supermarket is fully turned on, why doesn't anyone go in to use the air-conditioning?Isn't the hobby of many people just to go to the supermarket and go shopping to pass the time?

Shen Dong rode on the bicycle, raised his head and glanced at the sky.It's dark, bad, maybe it's going to rain heavily.He hurriedly pedaled to the rented community.

As a good young man in the new era, Shen Dong definitely has no interest in reading the almanac. What, he only knows what day of the week it is and what date it is, and he will never pay attention to what day it is on the lunar calendar.

At the corner of the alley, someone was squatting there burning joss sticks and yellow paper, and the green smoke was lingering.

A thunderstorm was obviously coming, and a gust of wind blew up black paper ash against the ground, rolling over the old road.Shen Dong had already ridden out of this street, and as the sky darkened, all the cars turned on their lights, and the bustling street in the distance was full of people, compared to this quiet and dilapidated old street, it was like a layer of mirrors another world.

The sign of Shanhai Tesco Supermarket has faded, and the fluorescent light at the door is a strange dim yellow.

A shadow suddenly appeared under the lamp, slowly moving in, the figure became clearer and clearer, its skin was livid and bloody, but the more it got inside, the more normal it looked, as if it had been completely washed and packaged, and finally left The man who entered the supermarket was already a man in a suit and leather shoes.

Behind him was a large group of people, who floated to the door one after another, and then entered the supermarket very normally.

On July [-]th, the gate of hell is opened.

Well, we can change the word, July [-]th, Hundred Ghosts Shopping Festival.All the earth-bound spirits, wraith spirits and ghosts can leave the place where they are imprisoned for a short time, and go shopping in the supermarket until twelve o'clock in the evening.

— It is not unreasonable to remind someone to go home early.

This noisy scene even attracted ordinary ghosts who died in vain to linger here.

No matter who it is, as long as they walk through a row of fluorescent lamps, their tattered body will miraculously return to its previous appearance. A young man who fell to his death looked at himself in surprise, and touched the shelf again, and there was a physical feeling.The people with baskets in the supermarket are not like shopping, it’s like a masquerade party. Girls with silk skirts, plump women in full dresses and bare shoulders, little girls in school uniforms, ordinary office workers, and even full armor. Some of the generals greeted each other with smiles and whispers.

"General Xiaoyue, how is your father?"

"Ah—Greetings from Mr. Lao Shang, everything is okay."

This kind of dialogue is really hurting the ears, especially when these two people are standing in front of the shelf, one is taking chocolate and the other is looking at potato chips.

"Hahaha, scissors, kitchen knife, screwdriver..." A man squatted in front of the shelf and murmured nervously.

The cashier with a big waist is very dedicated to his work, grabbing silver cards one by one, swiping the products quickly, and staring at customers from time to time: "There is not enough money on the membership card!"

"This year's Wuliangye is limited, and a ghost can only buy one bottle."

The customers spread their hands unanimously, helpless.

"Mr. Zhong Kui, don't be so serious, your expression is scary!"

The supermarket is crowded with people, you step on my shoes, I hit your arm, it's a mess.But no one got angry or annoyed, they all smiled and pointed, and chatted with old friends they hadn't seen for a year.

"Cough cough!"

General Manager Yu of Shanhai Tesco dragged his chubby body to the cashier, cleared his throat, and without taking the microphone, his voice spread smoothly throughout the supermarket.

"The discounts for this year's Fengdu Shopping Festival are as follows, [-]% off special products above the third floor, [-]% off products produced by humans, and customers who apply for a new membership card can also get a gift box of Soul-fixing Pill."

"It's not fair. I only got benzoin when I applied for the membership card."

There were protests below.

"This year, the production of Rizhao Zong's elixir furnace is full, which has greatly lowered the market price. The elixirs hoarded by Shanhai.com are about to expire, so they can only be used as gifts."

Manager Yu raised his voice nonchalantly: "Of course, I guarantee that all ghosts will have the opportunity to get a gift! Here are seven products produced by humans. If you can accurately identify their uses, two gift boxes of Immobilized Soul Pill are waiting for you. There is a super prize and a membership card bonus of 10 yuan..."

"Wait, we don't want bonuses, we just need Manager Du and Manager Yu to sing a song and liven up the atmosphere!"

"That's right, a good idea!" There was echoing voice.

A drop of sweat rolled out of the fat manager's forehead instantly.

"This... this."

"It's okay if you don't agree, the super prize will be replaced by Director Du's clothes!" someone interrupted.

"Oh, this is no problem!" The fat manager instantly came back to life with a smile on his face.

So what, death is a fellow Taoist, not a poor Taoist.