Retire from the human world

The ringing sound of the mobile phone woke Shen Dong up from his sweet dreams. He dazedly stretched out his hand to grope beside the pillow, and took out an old Nokia and put it to his ear: "Hey... what do you say that Lei Cheng is dead? It's early in the morning. What are you kidding... huh? Falling from a building?"

Shen Dong suddenly sat up from the bed, stared blankly at the phone in a daze, then jumped up barefoot, grabbed the trousers on the ground beside the bed and put them on, grabbed a T-shirt and ran out.

Without washing or brushing his messy hair, Shen Dong got on his bicycle and ran to his classmate's house.

It was only eight o'clock in the morning, and the sun had already come out, making people sweat. The cicadas were constantly singing on both sides of the street, and the ground was very dry. It was hard to tell that it had rained last night.

When Shen Dong arrived, the mourning hall had already been set up downstairs in Lei Cheng's house. There was a row of wreaths, and there was a lot of crying. Many students and even teachers came. After all, they had just received their graduation certificates, and Lei Cheng was their class tutor. son.Several people in police uniforms were talking to Lei Cheng's father with serious expressions.

How could a good-looking person fall to his death? That kid was not in a relationship and had a carefree personality. It was absolutely impossible for him to jump off a building.The fate of a person is really hard to say.

Shen Dong was standing there in frustration when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a shadow.He was immediately shocked.

Lei Cheng squatted beside his mother who was crying hoarsely, reaching out his hand to touch and comfort her, but his hand went through.Shen Dong rubbed his eyes and looked again, but there was nothing.

Hell?

"Yesterday was the day when hell was closed..." A middle-aged woman who lived nearby muttered in her mouth as she passed by.

What is this!Even if there is a ghost after death, the name will be recorded in the book of life and death—you are wrong, Lei Cheng’s name is indeed on a thick file, but it is the membership registration form of Shanhai Tesco Supermarket ==

Yin spirits generally dissipate 10 minutes after a person dies, unless they are dead ghosts or wraiths, obsession will make them powerful.Of course, Lei Cheng’s pure death date is particularly good (hey) with more time to hang around, and he happened to be wandering into a certain supermarket that was holding a shopping festival on the way “home” out of curiosity.

But Soul Solid Pill is definitely a good thing.

After being disturbed by this unfortunate incident, Shen Dong of course did not go to the talent market to find a job.

When Shen Dong came to work the next day, he was still a little dazed, looking around from time to time, this dilapidated supermarket was still not popular and decaying.There wasn't a monster or ghost popping out of the corner, and he didn't see a ghost killed in the street, so yesterday was pure hallucination.

"Xiao Shen, morning."

"Ah... Good morning, Director Du!"

Shen Dong turned his head casually, and suddenly found that the front desk supervisor was only wearing a white shirt today, and the gray coat was gone. He looked more like a professor and scholar in a university, or a lawyer and a psychologist in a Hong Kong drama. Let's go The rate of turning heads on the street is absolutely 100%.

The mature temperament and charm that those little girls often talk about!

Wearing unbranded street stalls as Paris Fashion Week famous brands, this man is too hated!

Shen Dong was still staring at Director Du's back in a daze, when a hand suddenly appeared in front of him and shook him.

"Uh, ah! Good morning, Miss Qi!"

The fat woman in front of her is surnamed Qi, and her name is Qi Long.That's right, it's Linglong's Long. Shen Dong wanted to laugh when he first knew about it, but he thought it was impolite, and it wasn't the name's fault that he was fat, so he held back.Qi Long is from the human resources department of Shanhai.com, and she was the one who recruited Shen Dong from the labor market. At that time, the recruitment site of Shanhai.com was lonely in the corner. This fat woman was very ordinary, and no one stopped besides Shen Dong. Have a look.

At this moment Qi Long stared at Shen Dong angrily: "What are you doing at work?"

"No... nothing."

"Did you have a nightmare yesterday?" Qi Long said again.

Shen Dong looked at her inexplicably, because seeing Lei Cheng's ghost, he had really been thinking wildly for a long time before falling asleep, but in the end, he dreamed that there were ghosts everywhere on the road, and all the customers he saw at work were ghosts, right? A large wave of customers is approaching the billing counter, but a large wave of zombies is approaching, it's embarrassing to wake up in the morning for a long time.

But how did she know?

"Occasional nightmares are good for your health!"

"..."

Shen Dong lowered his head speechlessly, looking at the thick stack of white paper that she threw onto the weighing platform, he really wanted to remind her that this is for weighing fruits and vegetables, even if it is not used very much, it is not clean.

"You have been working for a week. Although the probationary period is three months, the company will consider making you a full-time employee." This, you don't need it.

Shen Dong's eyes strongly expressed this meaning, but obviously the other party didn't receive it at all, and said to himself: "This is the answer sheet for the official employee assessment of our Shanhai. Customer, do it."

Hey, you haven't trained any company culture at all, what a shit test!

Wait, I haven't got my salary for this month, so I just fill it in casually and just pass the time.People have to bow their heads under the eaves, and a dollar beats a hero!

Shen Dong sighed, grabbed the ballpoint pen on the white paper, and opened the test paper.

The first question is how much is added from one to one hundred.

For the second question, mark the following passage with pinyin.

The third question, please tell me what time is the wall clock in the following picture...

——Damn it, this is really not the exam paper for the second grade of primary school?

Could it be that the fat woman had a son who swapped the blank test paper with the supermarket employee assessment test paper as a prank?

On the first floor, Director Du walked straight towards the wall next to the cashier without turning, and passed through without any hindrance.

It was a big room, and the papers that were exactly the same as those in Shen Dong's hand were spread out on hundreds of tables, and everyone was staring at the papers with sad faces.

A taoist with a tall crown and a childlike face, he bit his pen in a daze.Well, brushes.

A monk next to him looked at the test paper upside down. He looked at the fluorescent lamp and carefully identified the graphics on the white paper - a circle with a black frame, and inside the circle were two black lines, one long and one short.

"What time is it? It's strange that I didn't see the dot? Where is the dot?" The man murmured in confusion.

"Idiot, the question is to ask you what time it is, not to ask you to find a dot!"

The people sitting in the back couldn't stand it any longer and murmured softly.

"Amitabha, what time is it?"

"I don't know, the southeast line is slightly longer, and the line due to the east is shorter. Let Pindao use the crape myrtle technique to calculate it!"

A voluptuous and beautiful girl was lying on the table. Her fingers were slender, her skin was fair, and her nails were dyed a touch of rose red. Her fingers were constantly opening and contracting like magic. The speed was fast and absolutely pleasing to the eye.But in fact, after she finished the performance, she immediately took a breath of joy and filled in the answer behind the first question.

Not everyone needs to snap their fingers, those who are particularly ugly or beautiful, all need it.

What's more troublesome is that there is no multiple-choice question in the full set of test papers, even if you want to throw copper coins to fortune-telling, you can't do it.

"This topic is even more difficult than last year!"

"The wisdom of mortals is really superb!"

"That's good enough, ghosts aren't qualified for the exam yet!"

After Supervisor Du walked in, there was a moment of silence in the examination room, and then everyone started whispering.

"Huh? Where's Du Heng's Ling Tianyi?"

"I heard that Yu Kun was awarded the Super Prize of Fengdu Shopping Festival last night!"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, who is so lucky?"

"It seems to be Lord Shang!"

"...It turns out that Lord Shang is not unlucky sometimes!"

"It's really inconvenient where there is a limit of thousands of miles of sound transmission. Hey, Ming Snake, you have been writing down, how many questions can you answer?"

"Hmph, I know all of them! Ahaha, I will definitely be able to take the exam as a cashier at Zhongshanhai.com this year!"

At this moment, Shen Dong had turned to the last page of the examination paper.

——Shanhai.com, this is the only one, there is no other branch (what is there to be proud of? As a supermarket, the chain operation is not as good as you.) Once admitted as a supermarket employee, every new year, there must be employee benefits If the employee's life is in danger, Shanhai.com will provide assistance free of charge.Please fill out your salary requirements below.

It's as if the employee will encounter a traffic accident on the way to work!

Shen Dong angrily filled in 1500 at the back, which was the salary negotiated at the time of recruitment.In the provincial capital cities in the south, this salary is almost lower than the minimum urban income index line.

Also, this is a really stupid test paper! !

Of course some “people” don’t think so—

"Salary? What is salary? A special kind of water? Firewood is supposed to be the medicinal material for alchemy." The monk scratched his bare forehead foolishly.

Supervisor Du slowly walked up to him, flicked his finger, and the entire test paper was reduced to ashes, and then disappeared.

"Hey, the poor monk hasn't finished answering yet."

"Do you have the Level [-] Examination Certificate for Mortals in the Realm of Cultivation?"

Director Du has a calm expression and a gentle temperament, with a soft tone and not too loud.But in an instant, everyone in the examination room sat upright and continued to think about the answer sheet with a sad face.

"Amitabha, Du Heng, you deceive people too much... If the Sa family can pass the fourth level, do you still need to come to Shanhai E-buy to take the cashier exam?"