Retire from the human world

Shen Dong's temper, to put it mildly, is open-minded and unrestrained, but to put it bluntly, it is two lacks.

If you talk to him about this difficulty and that trouble, explaining the truth and explaining the facts for a long time, in the end Shen Dong will just say "what does this have to do with me".The natural skill is to catch people and offend them to death.He pissed others off, but he still ate, drank, and slept soundly.Come when you want to fight, and after the fight, you can clap your hands and leave as if nothing happened-this kind of psychological quality, well, this kind of nervousness is beyond the reach of normal people.

According to Lei Cheng's words, this guy has a lazy personality, doesn't want to win people over at all, and doesn't want to improve interpersonal relationships. It is indeed impossible to have the characteristic of smoothness. If one is not moved or discovered, one can lie quietly all the time.The same problem also came, once out of the sheath...

"Do you like this?"

Du Heng looked at Shen Dong who was squatting in front of the broken jar and barbecue residue, who was extremely depressed, and couldn't help asking.

"Hey, don't mention it." Shen Dong was listless, feeling that these days were too unlucky.

"Then you want to continue squatting here?"

Shen Dong shuddered, and quickly stood up. Seeing that more and more people were discussing, maybe the police would come later.Shen Dong was afraid of these things, so he immediately pretended to be okay and said while walking, "The wound is not deep, it still hurts, ouch, I want to go home, wash and change clothes, and get rid of this bad smell."

Unexpectedly, with his words, more and more people echoed him.

"If you don't do it, you're going to hit evil."

"That's right. Last night in Building No. [-], I heard ghosts crying in the middle of the night... What superstitions, what I'm talking about is the truth. If you explain these things scientifically, we will believe it if you can explain it clearly!"

Shen Dong didn't dare to listen any more, and quickly slipped away.

"You don't eat dinner?" Du Heng thought that what Shen Dong bought just now was dinner.

"I'd like to eat, would you please?" Shen Dong asked angrily. He only had so much money on him, and he wanted to pay off the debts of Shanhai.com, and also wanted to find a rental house and find a job again. He finally had some beer and barbecue. Well, hit the ghost again.

"Okay."

Du Heng agreed very simply, as for why - spending money on Shen Dong, in fact, there is no difference in concept from spending money on himself.

"Hey, it's agreed, it's a treat, not a debt." Shen Dong was particularly vigilant.

"of course."

Shen Dong stared at Du Heng in doubt, and then asked in a low voice after a while:

"You have that... Human Coin?"

"……certainly."

If Beiman Mountain falls, and the world falls into flames of war, it will be useless to keep the money, it is better to spend it.The membership card of Shanhai.com can exchange points for cash, but not vice versa.

"Okay, I'll just pretend that you have a sudden convulsion today." Shen Dong pulled off the torn pullover T-shirt, then put it on his shoulders, covering the shallow scars on his back. As for his arms It's okay to be exposed on the top, and it adds a bit of arrogance.It's okay if the jeans are torn a few times, it's popular.

He strode out of the community with big strides, and there was a good barbecue restaurant two streets away. Compared with the roadside stalls, the portions were larger and the taste was better. Of course, the price also doubled.

The little civet cat looked anxiously at Du Heng, then at Shen Dong.

It still hasn't figured out why its invisibility spell suddenly failed, and it's not Shanhaiyigou here, which will cancel out all the spells.But it doesn't matter if it doesn't understand, it still has to run and follow Shen Dong.A small black ball, secretly glanced at Du Heng while running.

——There are a lot of monsters and monsters around. It was said on TV that the barrier of Beiman Mountain was broken. It seems that this is true, but at this critical moment, why did you come back to eat barbecue with Shen Dong, Master?Is funk okay?

Du Heng came back only when he felt that Shen Dong was in danger. As for Beiman Mountain... the current situation is not serious. Some people questioned that he didn't do well, so let them make troubles on their own.

The aroma of barbecue wafted across the street, and even the little civet cat subconsciously sniffed.

"Boss, [-] skewers of mutton, [-] skewers of beef, and [-] skewers of leeks." Shen Dong found a seat by the window, and sat down carelessly. The air-conditioned business in the barbecue restaurant is good. Originally, there were two skewers on a table. A boy who was eating, glanced at Shen Dong, who looked like a ruffian with injuries on his shirtless body, and hurriedly took away what he hadn't finished eating.

So following Shen Dong in, Du Heng sitting opposite was particularly eye-catching.

"By the way, two more bottles of Qingdao Chunsheng!" Shen Dong said bluntly, "I know that you don't need to eat, so I won't order it for you."

"..."

After the little civet cat ran in, it huddled at Shen Dong's feet, trying to pretend that it didn't exist.

It didn't take long for a plate full of barbecue to be served.

Du Heng looked at the meat that was poked with a long bamboo stick and was roasted until it was greasy, yellowed and blackened, and then silently looked at Shen Dong's satisfied expression after eating, so his eyes became strange.

"It's so fragrant, so fragrant, tsk tsk!" Shen Dong is a typical example of taking advantage of it and acting obediently, even refusing to eat in peace, and even trying to tease Du Heng.

While he was biting the mutton and beef, he thought, to cultivate oneself often retreat for ten or eight years, one must have the skill of bigu.If the broad masses of the people don't have to worry about firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea, how many artists will be cultivated and how many feats will be accomplished!So eating is probably a waste of time for the comprehension world - but Du Heng looks very idle, it doesn't look like he has no time to eat.

But Du Heng was not tempted by the smell of barbecue, except that his expression became weird.

——Sharp howls can be heard endlessly, the bright red is thrown along the edge of the sword, showing a gorgeous red mark, the robe is completely torn, the hair crown is scattered, the dark clouds pile up and the purple thunder pierces the sky, and there is a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood under your feet. Avici hell.Thunder fire quenched on the sword body, piercing through the demon's throat with raging flames, and the neck of the demon instantly flew into black and gray——

The illusion of memories suddenly disappeared, and Du Heng still saw Shen Dong who was eating barbecue with great enthusiasm.

Could it be a bad hobby that I developed that time?

In the realm of comprehension, there are also monks who are good at toothpaste cooking, and there are all kinds of monsters who like to eat raw, but no one really likes this way of chopping meat, skewering it, grilling it, and eating it until it is browned and cooked——Du Director, you think too much, mortals who are loyal to delicious barbecue will lodge a serious protest to the cultivation world!

After eating enough meat, Shen Dong started to eat leeks.

Long green strips, brushed with cumin and chili powder, Du Heng was even more tangled.At first glance, leeks look like grass. Du Heng can understand barbecue now, but roasting leeks...does he have to go to Rizhaozong to learn flame palm in the future?

"Aren't you going to give it some food?" Shen Dong raised his feet, and the civet cat was holding onto his sneakers tightly. Shen Dong hadn't eaten enough yet, so he simply suggested, "Give him a bunch of grilled fish?"

"...it doesn't eat fish."

"I'll go, what would cats eat if they don't eat fish? Eat bones?" Shen Dong almost laughed.

The little civet cat buried its head and remained motionless.

When paying the bill, Du Heng didn't bat an eye, and even waved his hand to signal that he didn't need change.It caused Shen Dong to despise for a while. Of course, in the eyes of others, the two of them are very different from the clothes to the temperament. One of them still eats, and the other waits to pay the bill without moving at all. Shen Dong was concerned.

It was dark when we left the barbecue restaurant, and all the stalls in the lively night market were set up. Shen Dong walked away without looking back, but Du Heng bought a large bag of small mooncakes with rose bean paste for 50 yuan at a stall.

Shen Dong opened his eyes wide in surprise, and was about to laugh at Du Heng that this is a snack that only women love to eat, but he froze in the next second.

Du Heng threw a piece to the little civet cat, and it rolled around twice after holding it in its arms. It gnawed it with its paws after a few clicks, leaving only the beard and the crumbs around its mouth.

Shen Dong was so frightened that he instantly came back to his senses. He picked up the civet cat upside down and shook it desperately, and shouted: "Hey, Du, you must be sick! How can you feed the cat mooncakes, candies and chocolate desserts? If you eat it, you will have diarrhea and even die from gastroenteritis!"

The little civet cat was shaken until it was completely messed up, and it still persistently stretched out its claws, trying to grab the bag of mooncakes in Du Heng's hand.

"Pomegranate ~ pomegranate ~~" is so delicious, let's have another piece.

Just as they were making noise, the night sky suddenly started to sound muffled thunder without warning, and within a few minutes, it started to drop raindrops. Just as Shen Dong ran to the eaves of a street shop with the little civet cat, the pouring rain came, and the night market didn't even have time to close the stalls. People were running and there was chaos.

Shen Dong suddenly found that Du Heng, who was walking slowly, was not wet at all.

He felt that Du Heng's unhurried and calm appearance was always an eyesore!

A dirty beggar-like guy wearing a peaked cap ran over from a distance, grinned at Shen Dong and Du Heng, shook his hair and stretched out his hand: "The reward of the poor? Don't think that you can renege on closing Shanhai.com! "

"Go to Yu Kun." Du Heng didn't blink.

"you!"

"What about me?" Du Heng said without looking sideways, "I just asked you to ask Yu Kun when the supermarket will resume business."

The slovenly Taoist priest was furious, stomping until water sprayed continuously, Shen Dong hurriedly hid aside to watch the excitement.

"Pindao managed to get the rain! Do you know how difficult it is? I didn't even move when the barrier of Beiman Mountain was broken and I continued to do it!"

"Master Dao has worked hard, come, Master Dao, eat mooncakes!" Shen Dong pulled the plastic bag, took out a small mooncake and handed it over, while carefully looking at it, it was indeed a mooncake.

The slovenly Taoist priest took the mooncake and ate it, and suddenly came to his senses in the middle of scolding:

"Wait, there's no charge for this, right?"

Shen Dong noticed that the civet cat kept running up, trying to pick up the plastic bag, so he said casually, "Since you are so sincere, Taoist priest, let's take 50 yuan so-so!"

"Gudong!" Daoist Pogou fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.

Because of the sound of the rain, other people hiding from the rain not far away couldn't hear what they were saying, but when they saw someone falling straight down, even if it was just a beggar, they were shocked and pointed.

Shen Dong squatted down holding the moon cake, and muttered seriously: "Master Dao, wake up... are you really fainted? Alas, the ambulance in the world will cost [-] yuan once it is dispatched, and the hospital fee is also very expensive. It costs a lot of money for a day..."

Daoist Pohuo instantly revived on the spot, got up quickly, scratched his head and smiled dryly: "Hehe, I slipped and fell down, oops, I can't help it when I'm old!"

"..."

The little raccoon cat who was picking at the plastic bag suddenly raised its head and ran forward vigilantly.This time even Shen Dong saw that there were strands of black mist gathering at the intersection ahead, they flowed silently along the stagnant water, slowly entwined around the feet of passers-by, and when they left again, the volume had already expanded a lot times.

"What the hell is that?" Shen Dong couldn't help gnashing his teeth again.

Du Heng suddenly reached out and grabbed Shen Dong.

The sloppy Taoist has not yet reacted, because the smoky ghost monster is the lowest, weak and threatening, and the barrier of Beiman Mountain is broken. It is not surprising that there are these things in the city. Why did Du Heng suddenly——

Suddenly, the vine-like black mist made a loud explosion-like noise, and the sloppy Taoist couldn't stand still. He was immediately horrified and deceived. This is not a low-level demon at all!How did this bastard get out of Beiman Mountain!But he didn't have time to think about it, the whole person had already fallen into a dark abyss.

This sudden sound happened very fast, that is, people were dizzy before their eyes, and those who were hiding from the rain thought it was thunder.

But Shen Dong and Du Heng were gone, and the sloppy Taoist priest covered in mud and water was also missing. A plastic bag of rose bean paste mooncakes rolled everywhere from the steps, and a small black civet cat squatted on the spot, biting its paws, frightened. Called in a low voice: "Liu Liu..."