Retire from the human world

The cave is mysterious and nothingness, and it is ten feet deep.

This statement is too profound. To put it simply, it means that you can't see the sky, you can't see the ground, and you can't see your fingers.Even if you try your best to listen, you can only feel a few meters around you at most.There was a faint strange laughter coming from a long distance, and there was also a crisp sound like tearing flesh and blood, whirling loudly and suddenly small.

"What the hell is this place?"

The last time Shen Dong fell in with a bus at any rate, now he doesn't even have a light, he can't see anything, he just feels his right hand being tightly grasped by something.

"Don't move." Du Heng stopped Shen Dong's struggle.

"You keep silent, how do I know it's a human or a ghost who caught me?"

"...it's a person...it's a ghost, hee hee, it's a ghost...it's a person..."

Suddenly, countless weird and distorted echoes came from the darkness, but the monster that dragged them into the nether world disappeared without a trace.Du Heng suddenly stretched out his hand to press the wound on Shen Dong's shoulder.

"Hiss...it hurts, what are you doing?" Shen Dong almost jumped up.

This kind of darkness had no effect on Du Heng. He accurately wiped Shen Dong's wound, and felt the warm liquid seep out slowly. His expression changed immediately: "It really is."

The goal of those guys was Shen Dong's blood, and now that they had succeeded, of course they disappeared.

Shen Dong was extremely annoyed, and his mouth still had the aftertaste of barbecue and beer. If he had known that he would encounter such troubles after eating supper, he would never go out!

"Now we have two choices." Du Heng said unhurriedly, "The first is to go forward, find the barrier crack in Beiman Mountain, and then go out from there."

"Are you kidding! Beimang Mountain is thousands of kilometers away from the provincial capital!"

"Don't worry about that, the distance in the Netherworld is completely different from that in the human world."

Shen Dong desperately stared at the darkness in front of his eyes, these are all nouns that came out of nowhere!Since it is mentioned, I will consciously give an explanation!Go to his nether world, return to hell!

Du Heng didn't know what Shen Dong was slandering, after a pause, his voice turned into a condensed line, appearing in Shen Dong's ear.

"...But in this way, we will lead the way for the Netherworld and let those guys escape to the human world..."

"Come on, what's the second way?" Shen Dong scratched his ears impatiently.

"Wait."

"What?" Ask him to wait here foolishly?No food, no drink, no sleep!

Du Heng's fingers didn't use much force, but Shen Dong couldn't break free. Shen Dong was so puzzled and couldn't see, so he had to give in: "Then when will I have to wait? I have to go to work the day after tomorrow, right?"

"Shanhai.com will not be open for a short period of time. Beiman Mountain will not be peaceful for a day, and all affairs in the cultivation world will be postponed indefinitely."

Shen Dong rolled his eyes: "You mean to wait until Beiman Mountain is re-settled, Shanhai Tesco resumes business, and then General Manager Yu finds out that we are both missing before sending out a search and rescue team? I'm not a friend in distress!"

"Of course not... Do you know how long it took for the barrier to be fully repaired the last time Beiman Mountain was broken?"

"One year?" Shen Dong had a bad feeling.

"150 years!"

"..."

Damn it, Shen Dong suddenly understood what was going on with the cheers on the TV.

The rain at the intersection has stopped, and all the people who took shelter from the rain have left, and the noisy night market stalls reopened after a while.The little civet cat squatted in place without moving, it was a small black ball, huddled on the steps, and it was never discovered at night.The crowd came and went, and finally it was late at night.Only plastic boxes, disposable chopsticks and other rubbish were left scattered all over the floor.

It was quiet, with only a row of street lights on.

At three o'clock in the morning, the sanitation workers dragged the cleaning truck over to clean up the garbage. When they saw the dirty mooncakes rolling on the ground, they immediately sighed, "What a waste, what a crime."The skinny old man took out a clean plastic bag from his pocket and picked up the mooncakes one by one. As long as they were not trampled, they could be eaten after peeling off the skin.

He picked it up along the steps, and finally found the little civet cat squatting there.

"Lost?" It looked like a wild cat, but it was probably only weaned when it was very young, and its fur was clean. It didn't look like a stray cat looking for food in a trash can.

The old man took a big broom and walked around the grilled fish stall a few times, picked up three or four fish bones and some clam shells, and carefully placed them on the steps in front of the little civet cat, saying in a hoarse voice, "Eat it, it's here Don't run around, your master will come back to find you!"

The little civet cat watched the sanitation workers leave with the cleaning truck with black eyes.

Then the sky slowly dawned, there was a steady flow of vehicles on the street, and a new day began again.

Lei Cheng, who was floating in Shen Dong's rented room, muttered, could this be the legendary incident of being cheated?On the forum, the host said to go out to buy a can of beer and come back, and then disappeared! !It's so wrong!This is the place where Shen Dong lives. If he didn't come back all night, could it be that he was robbed and stabbed to death with a knife on the way to buy beer?That's not right, what's going on if you don't see ghosts when you are born or die?

——Ghost went to report the missing person case, and the police didn't answer it!

It was pitch black, and the chilly wind blew one after another. Shen Dong still felt cold at first, but soon began to yawn.He said listlessly: "Hey, don't forget that I am different from you. If I don't eat, I will starve to death. Come up with a solution for me!"

"Neither will you."

"I heard you talking nonsense." Shen Dong snorted.

It's so boring, why there are only ghosts crying and howling from far and near, but nothing comes to attack?Is it a fatigue tactic?Really high-end!Shen Dong tilted his head and blurted out: "I said Director Du, can't you break the void and let me go home and sleep?"

"...I'm not a fairy."

"Tsk, I know that immortality is the ultimate goal of your professional assessment in the cultivation world. You locked yourself in a cave for hundreds of thousands of years to practice and meditate, just to become immortal. Are you tired? Ancient scholars took the imperial examination for a lifetime. If you don’t pass the exam, if your teeth are loose and your beard and hair are white, you still have to take the exam. Your cultivation is no different from this—paranoia is a terminal disease! Wanting to become a fairy is a disease, and it needs to be cured!”

"..." Du Heng really didn't know how to answer this question.

"Besides, the titles of the gods in the sky...cough, I mean, there are many positions! What are the 28 constellations, what are the thunder and lightning mothers, even if it is black and white impermanence, they have been working for thousands of years, old qualifications! What are you doing as a newcomer on the bench? Running errands or waiting for a promotion? Don’t be stupid, let me tell you, these days it’s better to be a chicken head than a phoenix tail. !"

"You seem to be very experienced."

Du Heng thought coldly about the words 'being a foil'.

"Oh, how could someone as smart as me have such an experience." Shen Dong was also muttering, why did he feel that Du Heng's tone was a bit gritted? How could a few words of ridicule make Du Heng angry?Did it just hit his sore spot?

Shen Dong realized belatedly that he seemed to be "offending people to death" by accident.

"This... originally, what I said is correct. The gods in the sky can only be demoted to the earth, but they have never retired for retirement! Working tremblingly for hundreds of thousands of years, they are still the heavenly soldiers among the hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals. What's the matter?" head?"

Shen Dong still clicked his tongue as he spoke, with a contemptuous tone:

"Besides, having a professional title is not the key. To be a Chinese god, the key is to have a magic weapon, do you understand? Lu Bai, it’s strange for the thief to show the banknotes brightly! If I were the prince of the Dragon King, I would go to beat the sap to grab the magic weapon, so that you can show off your wealth! But the Dragon King of the East China Sea miscalculated the situation between the enemy and the enemy, and the magic weapon did not cover the heat. The two sons He was chopped off, this is a tragedy without magic weapons - how could he not learn well, Nezha also relied on his magic weapons to kill his third prince...Damn it, it is too dangerous to be the son of the Dragon King."

"Have you said enough?"

"I'm not trying to explain the facts to you. The second generation of dragons died so badly, let alone you, a little ascended monk, do you have a magic weapon?"

"... Do weapons count?"

"Barely count, how many pieces."

"One piece..." is right in front of you.

Shen Dong immediately pretended to sigh: "Look, what's the matter? Don't become a fairy, you're useless! Throughout the ages, there are no backers, no magic weapons, and only the monkeys from Huaguo Mountain to fight with weapons. Can you do it?"

Du Heng finally understood that Shen Dong was deliberately making fun of himself!

"You are so insightful, you are a thousand times better than me..." Du Heng prolonged his tone on purpose.

"So?" Is it so simple to be fooled?

"If I ascend, I will take you with me!"

"I'll go! You're not sick!" Shen Dong's voice raised an octave, "I've never heard of it being like this?"

"The ancients said, why can't one person achieve Taoism and ascend to heaven?"

Shen Dong's words choked in his throat until he choked to death.Du Heng is swearing without profanity!chicken dog...

"Forget it, tell me first, how are we going to get out of this ghost place? Even if we wait... you have to tell me what to wait for?"

Du Heng will definitely not say now that he originally planned to wait for Shen Dong to become violent and transform into a form to split the gap between the nether world and the human world.But now it seems that although his sword spirit is impatient, he has a good psychological quality, and it is not so easy to want it to run away.

"It depends on your luck and mine, for instance—"

"Just an intersection and an unlucky bus?"

"……right!"

"You might as well give me a lottery ticket and tell me to win the 500 million prize!!" Anyway, the odds are about the same!

Shen Dong sat down listlessly, it was strange to say that there was nothing real to touch here, his feet didn't touch the ground but he was not floating.In addition to the sound of ghost crying, there are only the sound of heartbeat and breathing. If you stay alone, you won't be crazy?

"Can you let go?" Shen Dong said angrily.

"Once you let go, you and I will be thousands of miles apart in the next second."

"What kind of broken place is this? Eighteen levels of hell?"

"The hole is mysterious and empty, ten feet deep and dark."

"Please speak human words!"

"...The Netherworld does not belong to the Three Realms. After being caught, all demonic obstacles, evildoers, and even demons born from the darkness of the human heart will be thrown into this void by the monks, and let them kill each other. As time goes by, they become more difficult to deal with. , and tried to break through the sealing barrier and return to the human world." Du Heng's tone was flat, he paused for a moment, and then said, "For example, the Buddhist school recites mantras for the deceased to transcend, that is, to strip off the resentment and obsession on it and throw it into the netherworld, that ghost Without restraint, naturally it won't turn into a ghost."

"Therefore, there is no Netherworld in this world, and there will be one if you throw away too much garbage... Destroying the environment is your own fault!" Shen Dong squinted.

In the pitch-black world, two dim lights suddenly appeared.

The black mist is very sensitive to light, and it rushed over there immediately.

Du Heng glanced at Shen Dong, and said concisely, "Go back and buy lottery tickets."

Shen Dong didn't care about being laughed at, so he hurried over to take a look, it looked like a jeep from a distance, and the two lights were the headlights.The whole hang was swaying left and right in the darkness, the glass window had been broken, and suddenly there was a gunshot.

Shen Dong shrunk his neck subconsciously, and only then could he clearly see the words printed on the car door.

Look at the shattered lights on the roof of the car again, yo, it's really a world where we can't meet each other!

Shen Dong impatiently pulled the condensed black mist away from a glass with one hand, and then cleared his throat: "Hello, do you need help? Guiding service is 3000 yuan!"

"Shen Dong?!" Someone inside roared.

"Don't! Captain Zhou, don't get excited, bullets don't have eyes!" Shen Dong hastened to add, "Reverse the car and drive back, don't turn the steering wheel! Comrade driving, please calm down, just hit a ghost, and you will always encounter problems in your life." So two or three times! Once raw and second familiar, next time you will be as relaxed as me—”

Shen Dong lay down on the roof of the car, and suddenly heard Du Heng whisper:

"right here!"

what here?Shen Dong was still in a daze, but the hand that Du Heng had been holding all this time suddenly lifted up uncontrollably and struck towards the dark front - a blue light suddenly appeared, and then his eyes suddenly opened up, the blue sky, white clouds and green trees lined the sky, The black mist receded like a tide.

"Whoa!"

The police car fell heavily from mid-air into the water.

Before Shen Dong passed out, he thought, it's over, he can't swim!