Retire from the human world

Shen Dong pressed the little civet cat's protruding head back into the backpack, threw a piece of mooncake inside, adjusted the position of the backpack, and followed the flow of people out of Hangzhou Railway Station.

No way, pets are not allowed in public places. Since the accident at the Beimang Mountain enchantment, people often see civet cats.Shen Dong didn't care about it on the train, it was squatting at Shen Dong's feet and was actually seen by a child. Fortunately, no one around could see it, accused the girl of lying, and ignored the child's aggrieved crying, making Shen Dong feel embarrassed Bullied the child himself.

As for Lei Cheng, why would a ghost buy a ticket!

There is no pressure to walk around in the crowd. People who are touched feel suddenly chilled, and they can comfortably look around for the cool breeze.

"Hey, let me tell you, do you really believe what Director Du said?"

"This little guy can ward off evil spirits?" Shen Dong pushed the curious little civet cat back again, and said indifferently, "Whether it's true or not, I just know how to throw it to Du Heng, or I might really starve to death."

"Don't interrupt, what I'm talking about is—" Lei Cheng turned his head, really twisted, his head turned 360 degrees, because he saw a beautifully dressed beauty.

"Don't look, you won't be seen even if you turn your head away!" Shen Dong mercilessly poured cold water on you.

"If the heart is not dead, sexual intercourse will not stop, what do you know?"

"Your heart has stopped beating."

"..."

Lei Cheng turned his head back, looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and sighed: "Some people are dead, but he is still alive! Some people are alive, he is already dead!"

The civet cat came out to look at him, Shen Dong also looked at him, and after a minute Shen Dong asked: "Is the sun dazzling?"

"is a bit……"

Lei Cheng quickly slipped to the corner and squatted in the shade, using his intangible fingers to poke the map in Shen Dong's hand: "Look, the West Lake is in this direction!"

Shen Dong rolled his eyes.

What "you can't become a fairy without you" sounds like the beginning of the story of the White Snake, and you can't become a fairy without repaying the grace of being saved thousands of years ago.Bah, bah, that's definitely not the case, the underworld is closed, who knows what happened in the previous life?

"According to my many years of experience in reading fantasy fairy tales online novels!" Lei Cheng floated over and said seriously: "The so-called becoming a fairy, there is only one thing that is absolutely necessary?"

"what?"

Shen Dong flipped through the map he just bought, his heart ached!These travel expenses, food expenses, and miscellaneous expenses are all paid by themselves, and Shanhai.com is not responsible.Why do you ask?Because the training class is called the training class for dead ghosts, is there a need for someone like Lei Cheng?Therefore, Shen Dong still owed Du Heng another 17 yuan in debt before the 3000 yuan was paid.

There is heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below, what a wonderful place--if he came for tourism instead of attending a training class whose name sounds like he wants to die.

"...That's Transcending Tribulation Pill, it is said that taking it can increase the chance of ascension!" Lei Cheng was still clamoring, and said excitedly, "Although the real situation may not be called this, it must have a similar effect, so Shen Dong, you are not a human being, you are a pill!"

"Get out!" Shen Dong kicked Lei Cheng into the trash can at the entrance of the train station.

"Haha." Someone beside him laughed loudly, causing Shen Dong to look up inexplicably.

He was a rogue-headed man with a bad appearance. Although he didn't do anything, the security personnel patrolling the train station kept a close eye on him from the moment he left the train station.This is the sad reminder of the legendary kind of person who is not born to look like a good person.

Shen Dong was a little vigilant, he knew that in the eyes of others, he was at most a lunatic who got irritable on the train and tried to kick the trash can, there was nothing to laugh at, could it?

The man really looked at the trash can and said to Shen Dong:

"He is stupid!"

"..."

"Even I know that you must not take medicine indiscriminately during Dujie." This guy has a short body and wicked eyebrows, and he doesn't have the momentum to lift his chest up. He is thin and not lonely.

Lei Cheng floated back, and found that he was despised by this kind of guy, of course he was furious:

"Why, am I wrong? Tell you, I have read more stallion novels than you have ever seen in your entire life!"

"Come on, buddy, you're a Piao now. You can only watch movies, that's powerless." The wretched man spread his hands, shook his head and sighed with an extremely proper expression.

Shen Dong wanted to move away very much, because he was the one talking to the wretched man in the eyes of others, especially the last sentence just now was very loud.The aunts and aunts who passed by had strange eyes, and the uncles and uncles looked sympathetic.

The young man is quite young, why can't he die?

"And this little brother, hello, my name is Chi Mao."

"Eating cats?" Shen Dong didn't want to shake hands with him at all.

The other party was not embarrassed, so he just reached out to touch his head, winked and smiled: "This is also a trend, haha, I heard from the gossip that monsters in the cultivation world are more popular to use homophonic names."

You can't be a rat, are you?

Probably because Shen Dong's expression was too obvious, Chi Mao rubbed his fingers, and said with a dry smile: "My eyesight is clumsy, and my knowledge is shallow, so I really don't see what the little brother's true form is—"

Shen Dong didn't say a word, he was thinking that this guy didn't react when he saw the pomegranate in his backpack, and it turns out that Du Heng's pet is not a cat at all!

By the way, Shen Dong named the little civet cat Pomegranate because it can only bark.As for why he named it——Du Heng can forget even feeding pets, so can he be expected to remember to name the civet cat?

"Is it convenient to say? I'm sorry, I was abrupt haha."

Seeing Chi Mao's straightforward apology and smile, Shen Dong really couldn't walk away.

After all, Du Heng only told them to come to Hangzhou, and someone would pick them up outside the train station to go to the training class, and he didn't say anything else.The train station has too many people, even taking a taxi has to wait in a long line at the front platform, and at a glance, there are people coming and going in the square, but nothing can be seen.

"Do you know where to gather?"

"This... it's my first time to come to Hangzhou, and it's the first time I've participated in a training class. See what I'm talking about is nonsense, why don't we go and have a look in front of the square?" Chi Mao patted his head, dragging himself like a migrant worker The blue and red striped canvas bag is about to move forward.

Lei Cheng, who was empty-handed (he couldn't bring anything if he wanted to), and Shen Dong, who was only carrying a backpack, stared at each other at the same time.

Chi Mao looked back, and said a little embarrassedly: "I'm kidding, this is all my belongings, that is, the bed, the table and chairs, the cotton wool, and the unfinished cheese that I have used for many years..."

Shen Dong and Lei Cheng continued to silently stare at the canvas bag that was only big enough to hold a round stool.

Chi Mao was still walking and said: "I knew that the training class allowed pets to come, so I took the little guys I raised with me... Sigh. I was so reluctant to part. I have raised them for several generations. !"

By the way, what kind of pets do rats keep?ants?

On the way to Hangzhou by train, Shen Dong thought about it countless times, how will the so-called dead ghost training class pick up students?Is there a ghost floating at the entrance of the train station, holding a gathering sign in his hand?He was still very stressed thinking about what he would do as a living person, but when he got out of the train station, he met a... It should be regarded as a monster, definitely not a ghost.

Walking to the side of the square, Chi Mao put the canvas bag on the ground, and Shen Dong also started to look around trying to find something abnormal.But apart from a few people holding signs with the hotel phone number and address, there was only the hotel bus.

Suddenly, a middle-aged woman leaning against the front of the bus raised a small megaphone and started shouting: "For those who participated in the training of Shanhai Labor Service Company, go this way, the bus will leave in 10 minutes!"

"..." Not quite right!

This bus is ordinary, nothing special.

It should be the same name!What is Shanhai Labor Service Company?

The middle-aged woman yelled three times, but found that Shen Dong and the others still hadn't come, so she yelled directly into the loudspeaker: "What are you looking at, it's you, the three of you with the canvas bag, get in the car!"

It really is!

Because normal people can't see Lei Cheng, they will never say three.

Chi Mao happily picked up the canvas bag and left, but when Shen Dong was about to pass by, he was suddenly grabbed by an old man on the street.

"Young man, are you going to the construction site? This group of people is weird, be careful not to be fooled by pyramid schemes!"

The old man looked at the bus vigilantly, and kept saying, "That woman has yelled many times, and every time there is no one on the bus, she still yells to hurry up, maybe she is a liar!"

Shen Dong was very embarrassed, but he had no choice but to thank the old man for his concern, saying that it really didn't matter, and wiped his sweat vigorously.

——In fact, it is much scarier than MLM organizations.

Shen Dong climbed into the bus, and found that the bus was full of people, half of them looked hideous, and the other half were wearing ancient costumes, they all looked up at Shen Dong, some of them even gathered together and whispered.

Lei Cheng can actually sit on the seat instead of passing through it. It seems that this car is specially made, or according to the TV, it has been recycled and modified by the cultivation world.

"Come on, I've got a seat for you."

Lei Cheng expressed that he was under a lot of pressure. After the big man in front of him took off his hat, three or four branches appeared on his head and arms. The small leaves shook and shook very rhythmically, while the beautiful woman behind him smiled at him weakly. , and then took off his head and began to put on makeup. The two children on the other side of the window seat were wrestling and playing with each other. They were soft and chubby and cute, but there was a king character on their foreheads.

Shen Dong walked all the way to the seat with black lines.

"Are you saying I should throw you in the car and I'll take the train back?"

"Hey, don't be so disrespectful!" Lei Cheng tried his best to pretend that he didn't see what the passengers around him were doing, and secretly muttered to Shen Dong, "Look, the species that are going to the elementary training class are so tough. It's not easy to live! You don't want to know how to deal with these things, so you can be safe and sound if you know yourself and your enemy! Do you really want to go to the police station all day long?"

These words just hit Shen Dong's mind, otherwise he really wouldn't have come here willingly.

It was Chi Mao who was more restless than them at the moment. Seeing the two children almost trembling, he quickly squeezed to the side of the big man covered in leaves.

A few minutes later, the bus door slowly closed, and the middle-aged woman still held up the megaphone: "Start checking tickets, please take out your cards."

Shen Dong hadn't figured out how to check the tickets, but when he sneaked a peek at the actions of the neighbors, he was immediately embarrassed.

The membership card of Shanhai.com! !

This thing is so useful in the realm of comprehension!Can a supermarket membership card be used as a bus ticket?Or is this verifying the identities of the students who signed up for the training course?Damn, this is actually the identity card of the comprehension world!With it, you can travel all over the world, without it, it is difficult to move an inch.

"Don't be dazed, hurry up!" Lei Cheng quickly took out the silver card from his pocket.

Shen Dong had no choice but to rummage through the backpack, complaining that the membership card was too bizarre, a ghost without a physical body could still hold it and carry it with him.

The speed of ticket checking was very fast, and the middle-aged woman had already arrived in front of them.She only glanced at Lei Cheng, then stopped and stared at Shen Dong: "Can't you hear me, take out the card!"

"I'm holding it in my hand!" Shen Dong was puzzled, couldn't he see it?

He suddenly felt the backpack on his knee move, and the zipper was snapped open with a squeak, and then stretched out a fleshy sole, holding a golden card in its paw.

"..."