Retire from the human world

None of which is enough to describe Shen Dong's current mood.

Seeing the middle-aged woman who was checking tickets and walking towards the back seat, Shen Dong couldn't wait to fish out the little civet cat from the backpack. The little guy was very unhappy, and his body shrank into a black fluffy ball, struggling to avoid Shen Dong His four paws hugged Jinka tightly.

Shen Dong stretched out his hand to pull, but found that there was nowhere to use his strength.

So instead he scratched the civet cat's chin and back, trying to let it loosen. What do you mean the neck?It's hard to find that stuff.

The little civet cat rolled around on his knees and seat, and finally couldn't stand it any longer. He opened his mouth and took a big bite. He didn't know how to swallow it, and ate a membership card half the size of its body. .

Then he lay motionless with his limbs stretched across his belly, in a rogue-like posture of "Come on, cut my belly open".

"..."

Shen Dong froze, turned around and asked Lei Cheng, dumbfounded, "It just now... thought it was a bank teller machine?"

They swallowed the card directly!

Lei Cheng's whole body was stiff and sticking to the glass window. If it wasn't for the fact that this car was different, he might have floated out. He told Shen Dong with chattering teeth, "I only saw that you opened your backpack and released a hideous black Shadow, and you got into a fight with it!"

"..." Go away, you are Aladdin!Your backpack is the magic lamp!

Shen Dong resentfully stretched out his finger and pressed the little civet cat's belly, it was soft and not hard at all, is its stomach connected to another dimension, or is it made of special material?

There is such a heaven-defying carrying method as swallowing cards.

But when it comes to the membership card of Shanhai.com——

Shen Dong remembered that the cards of Daoist Pohuo and Master Zhan Kong were both silver, Lei Cheng's card was also silver, but his own card was gold, and the card drawn by the little civet cat was also gold.What is the trick in the middle?

Shen Dong stretched his head to look at the weird-looking passengers in the front and rear seats. It is true that some were holding silver cards and some were holding gold cards. He didn't find the third color. According to the rules of general shopping malls, it seems that the grade of gold cards is higher than that of silver cards?

But this doesn't make any sense at all, and he doesn't care about it, at least the civet cat doesn't look like he can get a high-level card.Shen Dong defined it as "a pet that can't forage", so can it be expected to kill all directions?Du Heng said it can ward off evil spirits.Do you understand the meaning of Pi, it’s just a mascot!

There is also this kind of embarrassing feeling that two people came to the training class, only to find out that there are three people to attend the class when they arrive at the field!

The bus had already started, and it didn't grow wings to fly away, nor did it run away from the ground, it was driving normally, and it was still moving slowly along the traffic flow to wait for the red light.

The railway station is a transportation hub, and the nearby streets are generally congested, with vehicles of various sizes lined up in a row, and this half-old and not new bus is inconspicuous in the middle.Before getting into the car, Shen Dong had seen it. The window glass was a standard brown color, and it was all sealed.The inside cannot be seen at all from the outside.The inside of the carriage was chilly and comfortable, but now Shen Dong would not think that it was the air conditioner.

Outside the window, there is a bus waiting side by side with the bus at the red light. You can clearly see that it is full of people. newspaper.

Who would have imagined that the ordinary tourist bus next to them was full of ghosts and ghosts?

Life is scary!

Nobody knows what's going on next to you!

Shen Dong found that the passengers in the car were very calm, and no one stared at the viaduct outside and yelled. This obviously did not conform to the common sense he knew in the cultivation world. Just as he was thinking about it, Shen Dong suddenly heard someone in the front row who seemed to be a big tree turning into a spirit. Guy, singing Conquer while shaking the twigs that come out of him.

Conquer, Shen Dong has black lines all over his head.

"Brother? What's your name, let's get to know you." The guy poked Chi Mao, who was trembling next to him, with a branch.

"I've lived in a hole for hundreds of years! Really, I swear I've never gnawed on any tree!" Chi Mao jumped up and shouted reflexively.

In an instant, all the passengers in the car turned to look at him.

Shen Dong, Lei Cheng, and that tree: ...

Rodents are really timid and naturally nervous.

"It's okay, brother, don't be nervous, what we hate are butterflies and moths..."

Lei Cheng looked at Shen Dong, and Shen Dong mouthed "caterpillar" silently.

"...I come from Shennongjia, the human city is really lively, and the air is pretty good now!" The tree demon laughed loudly, tilted his head back, and the branch almost poked Shen Dong.

Lei Cheng muttered, this guy must be sick, I have never heard that the air in the city is better than the deep mountains and old forests... Wait, this guy is a tree, and he likes to swallow carbon dioxide when there is sunshine! !The tree demon who can transform into a human must have a good cultivation level. He is not afraid of car exhaust. The urban heat island effect is a big hot, fluffy cake in his eyes. He is very happy to eat whatever he wants...

Ask the dryad to form a group to visit the city!

wrong!The original world view is not like this, Hun Dan!

Lei Cheng felt that it was a major mistake for him not to reincarnate immediately after his death.

The bus was driving steadily on the road, and Shen Dong felt that the driver's skills were weak compared to Du Heng's. Well, maybe getting a driver's license is a rare thing in the world of comprehension.

The bus is going more and more sideways, and the speed is also starting to pick up.Shen Dong played three games of flying chess with his mobile phone boredly, and the car gradually heard the sound of snoring one after another. Just as Shen Dong was flipping through his backpack to find something to eat, his eyes suddenly went dark, as if he had entered a tunnel—but it wasn't there. On the expressway, the tunnel across the square will not lose sight of other lights.

Shen Dong had suffered so much that he almost jumped up.

But nothing happened, there was no howling of ghosts and wolves outside, and there was no rattling sound from the glass windows. The passengers were still snoring and humming, and even the driver continued to move forward calmly. It drives, and it is the kind of driving that turns left and right at ninety degrees and takes the winding mountain road.

The two children in the next seat were thrown into each other, rubbing their eyes and getting up from under the seat.

Lei Cheng didn't dare to look back at all, he felt that there must be passengers who would throw "body parts" everywhere.

"Every student, please bring your belongings and prepare to get off the bus." The middle-aged woman picked up the megaphone and started to shout again, the voice was not loud, but those passengers who continued to snore while rolling on the aisle all got up in a daze.

Shen Dong put the civet cat into his backpack.

Don't let this guy run at your feet, it's pitch black outside, and he might be swallowed by other passengers as a snack—you're wrong, didn't you find that ghosts like Lei Cheng are avoiding you?You are expected to compete for the most unpopular award in this training class.

Shen Dong followed the tree demon out of the car very cautiously, that guy was huge and could block any danger.

The ground he stepped on was a bit wet and slippery, like a bluestone slab, and the surroundings were so dark that he couldn't see anything.Only the front row of ancient military camps that can only be seen in TV dramas are brightly lit.Tents stretched one after another, and a string of long white lanterns hung on the flagpoles in front of the barracks. There was no wind, and the flags were hanging down, making it hard to see what words were written on them.

This kind of cheating sense of sight that is the only light in the darkness——

Before Shen Dong and Lei Cheng had time to complain, some passengers had already howled:

"Help me, I want to go home, I don't go to class, how can I live without sunshine!"

A certain tree knelt down and cried loudly, with roots protruding from its knees, elbows and elbows and stuck to the ground, and the leaves all over its head and body were shaking.Dayou refused to move, and wanted it to go only with an axe.

"Is there a cave? Is there any hay?" The child with the word king on his forehead bit his finger.

The child who looked exactly like him blinked his big pale yellow eyes: "Is there Simmons? Is there a silk quilt?"

Looking at Chi Mao who carried all his belongings, Shen Dong suddenly realized.

——Actually, he and Lei Cheng don't need any pressure at all!What's wrong with coming to the training class with a group of demons and ghosts!They're just as stupid as they don't know what the training course is!

In life, you must never feel that you are not good, because there must be someone who is more stupid than you (hey), ghosts and ghosts do not want to go to cram school just like you!

"Boom boom!" The military drum over the barracks rang.

The Yanwu platform is very high, and it is backlit, so it is hard to see who is standing on it.

However, hundreds of well-armored soldiers rushed out of the barracks. Although they were uneven in height, they held their weapons and successfully lined up in less than half a minute.

"Welcome to the Void Ghost Training Class. According to ordinary people, this is a militarized management. Once the drums sound, drills must be performed immediately. Those who are late or in poor appearance, those who disobey orders, those who fight, and those who fail the exam will all be dealt with by military law! Run [-] laps around the barracks! Just lie there when you faint, no one cares, and when you wake up, keep running until you finish the [-] laps!"

Lei Cheng's legs softened and he fell to the ground.

"There is no end date for the training class. You can leave after passing all 48 courses. Those who fail... will continue to take the exam until they pass!"

Lie on the ground for an instant, Chi Mao shivered holding all his belongings.

"I, I..." Lei Cheng raised his hand tremblingly, "I can only live for one year, what if I haven't passed the exam by then?"

"Then die!"

Lei Cheng fainted.

Shen Dong stared at the little civet cat, it's over, can pomegranate pass the test?Maybe this is Du Heng's real purpose?Do you dislike pets, and are you going to throw it here to eat and drink, and let it fend for itself?

"Your respective names are on the door of the tent and on the beds. You will be given 10 minutes to pack your luggage, and then come out to learn to line up. Those who arrive late will be dealt with by military law!"

Shen Dong could only kick Lei Cheng to wake him up, and ran forward with his bag on his back. All the ghosts here are like entities, unable to float, and can only run desperately on two legs. The benefits of having fewer things, and the racial advantage—there are some monsters who have turned into their original forms! !

After finally finding the name, they were dumbfounded when they entered.

Simmons?Silk quilt?Go dreaming!There are no single beds, all are Chase bunks!

Not to mention the quilt, not even the pillow!The whole shop is surrounded by tents in four squares, with only an open space in the middle, which can sleep about twelve people.This means that there may be a tiger or a ghost lying next to them!

Shen Dong didn't have time to speak, so he quickly put the backpack on the place where his name was hung.Thinking about it wrong, he ran back and pulled out the civet cat, grabbed the skin from the back of his neck and ran out.

"According to height, three or five are listed!"

The ghosts and goblins panicked for a while, and some ghosts and Shen Dong calmly expressed that they were lucky to have participated in the school's military training.

"Look in the direction of the flagpole!"

Shen Dong was still wondering, shouldn't it be said to be on par with the right?

"Now, all those who can't tell the left and the right! Get out!"

"..."

Really one after another, several stations went out one after another, such as that tree.

"Leave another team! Additional lessons, if you still can't tell the difference by tomorrow, you will be dealt with by military law!"

A drop of sweat rolls down from Shen Dong's forehead, but luckily he just sometimes can't tell the difference between south, east and north.

At this time, another person stood up on the martial arts stage, wearing the clothes of Song Dynasty literati that can only be seen on TV, his appearance is also unclear, but his voice is more vicissitudes: "The training class for dead ghosts was first saved by Zhang Zhenren from Longhu Mountain ...It's helpless to say, how many people who died in vain can't let go of their obsessions, and even wander around the world in a daze..."

Want to talk about ancient times?It's like the principal telling the freshmen before the start of school that the school has a long history.

"The purpose of this course is to understand all common sense in the cultivation world in the shortest possible time. You need to integrate into a world that is completely different from when you were alive. The effect has been remarkable for hundreds of years. Now--all those who have just passed the catastrophe and turned into demons, as well as various sects Newly recruited disciples from the mortal world must pass the examination."

Fuck, who said that there is no compulsory education in the cultivation world? It is clearly an education discrimination, and it is only responsible for intensive training of immigrants from the mortal world to the cultivation world!By the way, 48 doors!There are not so many courses from elementary school to university graduation!

"The first class for everyone is identification. Today we will talk about basic knowledge. First, take out your Shanhai.com membership card. This is an indispensable identification in the cultivation world. It has two colors..."

There are no stools or tables in class, and the podium is so high that you can't see what the teacher looks like.fortunately!Lectures do not use classical Chinese!

"The two colors of the Shanhai.com membership card have different symbolic meanings. Silver and white prove that you were once a human being. Cultivators of various sects, ghosts, and reincarnated Buddhist practitioners all have this color on their cards."

Lei Cheng flipped through the card happily, probably when YY himself became the protagonist of the Xiuxian novel, Shen Dong stared at him, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.It is said that the antonym of once being human is...

"The pale gold color represents the owner of this card, who has never been a human being!"

The card in Shen Dong's hand fell to the ground with a snap.