Retire from the human world

"Come on, is your boy a human? Are you?"

Lei Cheng was also merciless when he poked someone's painful feet, he sneered and tossed his hair: "Jinka!" Before Shen Dong kicked him, he ran forward in a hurry, Ah Piao was still a bit racial in running circles The one with the advantage, at least Shen Dong didn't catch up from the time he was furious to the time when he lost his anger.

Jinka is really curious.

Shen Dong looked at himself, he didn't grow an arm or a leg (you really have grown), not to mention superpowers, he smoked moxa and mosquitoes as usual, and he was drunk, and he didn't show up once. Show your original shape!Running [-] laps, the endurance is beyond the limit of human beings, but it's useless if you can't even beat Lei Cheng, is he a turtle?

"Hi, what's your membership card number?"

"Seven thousand three hundred and one, what's the matter?" Lei Cheng ran to the corner and proudly made a provocative expression towards the back.

However, the joy turned into sorrow, he didn't look at the road when he turned his head, and bumped into the tree demon's body firmly, screamed, and rolled on the ground with his head in his arms.

The dryad didn't even look back, shaking his head and following the branch: "It's really comfortable? Give me another massage!"

Seeing the Dryad dawdling and almost walking, Shen Dong couldn't help but think, this guy probably will miss the next class again, and he definitely won't be able to finish his run.However, in the spirit of friendship, Shen Dong made a decision to stop and help Lei Cheng, hehe, he happened to be tired from running and rest for a while.

"Hello, Mr. Shu, can I borrow your membership card to have a look?"

"What are you going to do?" The tree demon was very vigilant.

"Uh, I'm just curious, how old are you this year."

"Wait while I count."

Shen Dong Jiongfei hurriedly grabbed him to stop him: "I'm just talking casually, don't peel off the bark to count the growth rings!"

"Then what do you mean? I heard the little mouse say that if you have nothing to strike up a conversation with, it's either adultery or robbery."

"..." When I go back, I will beat Chimao!

"You care too much, let's run around together, let's chat if it's too boring!" Shen Dong patted the Dryad's shoulder carelessly, it was really hard!In class yesterday, when it came to cultivating demons, it was also very hard work. Depending on the race, it can take decades at a fast speed, or a thousand years at a slow rate, and it is still in its infancy. human form.

Think foxes practice the fastest?Big mistake, it will take another 100 years for the fox to barely take shape.

The descendants of ancient mythical beasts transformed quickly?Wrong again, even Lei Cheng said that it is true that online novels think that it is the most difficult to transform into a beast.

Why is this? There is only one answer, because they live a long time.

The longer the lifespan, the more difficult it is to transform into a creature. Chi Mao is 89 years old this year. Look, he looks like a human, because the time a mouse can live is limited. In the eyes of the gods and beasts, it is less than the age of adulthood, which is enough for Chi Mao to complete the complex transformation. of the two stages.

"So if you hear the Tao in the morning, you can die in the evening. This sentence has a deep meaning." The teacher said so.

The students were all sweating coldly, which means that the real advantage is the bugs that are born in the morning and die in the evening?As long as they are lucky enough to "obtain the Tao", and if they are lucky enough to continue to live, they will be able to take shape and join the realm of comprehension within a week?How mad!

Do you think the worst monster is a turtle?Is it a beast?

No, the worst is the dryad!Yes, you read that right, tell me how long a tree can live!As long as the species is an arbor, give it sunshine, water, the best environment, and not be struck by lightning, it will be able to live in peace and stability for thousands of years.The divine beast is powerful anyway, what can the dryad do?The binding system recommends professional prison guards?The camouflage department recommends a professional security guard?

Shen Dong felt that with the character of the tree demon in front of him, it must not be that it wanted to become a monster, but that it was too tall and too big, and was accidentally struck by lightning, so it reluctantly changed its shape.

For this kind of lazy and stupid guy, Shen Dong thinks it's really easy to strike up a conversation: "When you get out of the training class, you can go and find out where there are compatriots! What kind of work do those trees mess with? You also learn, I'm afraid What, there must have been a monster breaking out for you on the road ahead, just follow along. By the way, what is your membership card number? What, you can't read?"

How did this guy manage to come to Hangzhou from Shennongjia to participate in the training class?

Shen Dong could only take out his membership card to speak out: "Look, my card number is Geng 22."

"Huh? There is such a difference besides the color. I am Wu7301." Lei Cheng also came to join in the fun.

"That means you still have at least [-] in front of you."

"...What? Ghost?"

Shen Dong shrugged.

According to this trend, Shanhai.com's membership cards seem to be divided regularly, but there is also a problem. The students in the training class are all reserve soldiers in the comprehension world. No one understands what the number division means, so they can only guess for themselves.

Being fooled, the tree demon took out his own card and looked left and right, Shen Dong took a quick glance.

Sim63.

"Haha, look, you still have at least 62 seniors, don't worry!" Shen Dong was full of nonsense, feeling suspicious in his heart.The tree demon's card is completely different from Chi Mao's, they are all monsters!

After running around the circle, Shen Dong entered the tent and directly lifted the sleeping civet cat upside down.

"Spit out the gold card."

"Pomegranate!~"

"Spit up or not?" Shen Dong pressed the pomegranate's stomach and scratched violently, the little civet cats rolled all over the bed, relentlessly waking up all the demons and ghosts in the whole shop.

"Move that monster!" screamed a female ghost.

"Excuse me, discipline the pet!" Shen Dong called Lei Cheng for help, but Lei Cheng refused to come forward to death.

As long as they are not ghosts, the students who are slouched by the training class are happy to watch the show, and listening to gossip every day is not a good pastime, especially when those gossips are the content of the exam.I have to be well-behaved all day long, and if I make a slight mistake, I just run around without discussing it. I am so depressed that I am almost exploding. Now watching the campus drama of "evil forces bullying classmates" feels very touching.

In the eyes of some students, Pomegranate is an out-and-out little civet cat, kicking on two short legs, struggling desperately, trying to scratch with its claws but unable to scratch, its soft belly and neck being held down, pitifully screaming all the time.

In the eyes of A Piao, represented by Lei Cheng, Pomegranate is a huge and distorted black shadow. Shen Dong brazenly goes up to bully him, which is simply more domineering than dragon slaying. it!

"If you don't spit it out, you won't have mooncakes to eat in the future!" Shen Dong poked the civet cat's chin and snapped.

Pomegranate held her paws and twisted, then buried her head in the short hair on her neck, pretending to be dead.

"Ignore me, right? Anyway, Du Heng doesn't want to support you at all. I think it's more reasonable to sell you. What do you think of Shanhai.com?"

What?The ghosts and ghosts who watched the play were shocked together.

This guy was raised by Du Heng?Who is the main gossip in class today?But raising a tengu, the aesthetics are really not good - it's rare that no matter what you see in front of you, the demons and ghosts reach a consensus - you can't even change form, what are you doing, you have lowered the average of the students in this training class level!

"Duliu..." The little civet cat was trembling with fright, reluctantly rolled over, miraculously spit out a golden card half the size of its body, and then lay on the bunk without moving, with its tail drooping , refused to look back at Shen Dong.

The gold card is normal, there is no wet feeling, and the code on the front is "丹31".

Even more bizarre!Don't tengu belong to monsters?Yes, it seems that it does not belong, it is born to be a monster!

"Who knows what this number means?" Shen Dong didn't intend to let a tent of demons and ghosts watch the show for nothing.

The arrangement of bunks for sleeping in the military tent is based on the order of registration, so Shen Dong, Lei Cheng, Pomegranate live together, and other little tiger brothers also live together, unless there is a single one like a dryad, the others are all brothers, friends, or friends who are familiar with each other. Fellow initiates.Therefore, even if most students are in an unfamiliar environment, their vigilance is not so great, so this group of demons and ghosts who are equally illiterate in common sense in the cultivation world all look at each other in blank dismay, "I don't know!"

"That's how it was when I got it, I didn't ask."

Shen Dong stuffed the card into the civet cat's mouth, but there was no response.

Pomegranate was lying there, her face was pressed against the bunk, and she was crying "I'm very angry" all over her body.

"If you don't want it, I'll take it." Shen Dong poked again.

Pomegranate jumped up, stretched out his head and swallowed Jinka neatly, then fell back to the original place and continued to lie on his stomach.Shen Dong was left with the posture of holding the card high, staring at it.

In other words, this is really not a cat, nor is it a dog. This is a sea lion performing in the aquarium!

Looking back, Shen Dong happily found that he had caused heated discussions among the demons. They took out their own cards, and then stretched their heads to look at other people's cards. The two little tigers just rolled around and pinched each other.

"Obviously I'm an older brother, why is your number one place ahead of mine."

"Brother bastard, you snatched the card first and threw the rest to me, and now you have to change it again, never!"

Shen Dong pretended to go over to discuss, and read all the card numbers.

Chi Mao is a monster, but his Chinese character number is different from Pomegranate and Dryad, it is C.Looking at Brother Little Tiger again, it is basically certain that normal monsters start with this number. As for abnormal monsters, such as Big Tree?

All the students in the training class have just obtained their membership cards. This number is very interesting. It is definitely at the bottom of this category. You can basically estimate the current number of people of this species in the cultivation world.The lecturer said that there is no army of one million in the cultivation world, and one hundred thousand can still be collected. A Piao has no inherent advantages. It is estimated that even if he goes to war, ordinary ghosts like Lei Cheng will die the fastest. It is said that the cultivation world is only 100% peaceful. Years, then it should be normal to have more than 7000 Apiao.

Chi Mao's number is more than 1. It seems that the proportion of normal monsters in the comprehension world is not low.

The situation of the tree demon is also obvious, maybe it is a plant type, and the number is small and normal.

Here comes the problem!Even a guy like Tiangu, who only exists in legends, can have a type number of 31. What is he, in the classification of types in the cultivation world with a number of over 22, he can only be ranked [-]?

Is it a rare species?

Shen Dong listlessly sat down on the bunk.

"Since it's not a human being, the cauldron's guess is wrong." Lei Cheng pushed aside the lying civet cat with a very serious attitude and said with a very strange expression, "You said that you have never been sick or disaster since you were young. , and now being targeted by a sword cultivator who failed to cross the tribulation, what do you think you can be? Du Heng can be recognized as the number one master in the cultivation world, this vision must be good."

Shen Dong looked at him impatiently: "What exactly do you want to say?"

"There are legends about ginseng dolls in Changbai Mountain, Zhixian, it sounds very reliable!"

Shen Dong stared at Lei Cheng, as if the head of the orphanage had indeed said that he was picked up from the mountainous area next to the county seat by kind people. He was still a baby less than one year old at the time. The other orphans still have a pendant, or a birthmark, or even a swaddling baby, but it is said that he is the saddest, with nothing.

etc!Pure nonsense!The small county town where the orphanage is located has nothing to do with Dongtianfudi. It sounds like a farmhouse, but the bad thing is that there are poor mountains and bad waters, and there are no Ganoderma lucidum, ginseng, or even bamboo shoots! !

Who else is Ginseng Doll?He has never been liked since he was a child, and he has never gained weight in his life, and it has never been in vain!

"If black fungus is a peerless panacea, I will believe it!" Shen Dong lay down angrily.

"Hey, I've racked my brains to help you figure out the answer." Lei Cheng also lay down on the bunk, unable to sleep, he thought for a long time before he found a topic, "The other day you went downstairs to buy a beer and barbecue and disappeared , What happened, and you brought back two Egyptian cultural relics from the museum, you robbed the national treasure?" "In the city where we are staying, there is no national treasure, and there is not a single giant panda..."

Shen Dong suddenly thought, the thing that was said to be missing at the time, the Egyptian cultural relics, seemed to have been stolen by that foreigner, so what about the ancient sword that the curator mentioned?It is said that the ancient sword placed next to the Egyptian pavilion, did the foreign bat—oh no, the foreigner stole it?Impossible, he knocked the guy unconscious with a brick, pulled off his clothes, and didn't see...

wrong!He was sitting on the rubble, and the wall fell from the next door, so he hit the wall?

Why is he next door?

——Du Heng's sword was struck away by lightning, so he didn't succeed in crossing the catastrophe and couldn't become a fairy.

——Without you, I cannot become a fairy.

Shen Dong jumped up suddenly, he tried desperately to refute the basis of this strange argument, but instead, Master Zhan Kong's strange expression when he saw him in the supermarket for the first time appeared in his mind: "Are you new here? How much is it? "

Damn, what he asked was not the salary, but the price!commodity price!

What Shanhai.com can sell, the type of card number is absolutely niche, and what Du Heng can’t live without—the Du Heng who appeared in front of Shen Dong at the end was driving, holding his right hand on the steering wheel. look at the hand.

"Gudong!"

Shen Dong lay flat on the ground, his posture was exactly the same as that of Pomegranate, his face hit the ground and he couldn't get up.

It's ridiculous!Not only was he never human, but he was kicked out of the ranks of "creatures"?