Retire from the human world
Chapter 34
"Get out of the way! What are you looking at!"
With a flick of his tail, Qiongqi abruptly swept away three or five cultivators, and with a wave of his claws, smashed a demon that was too slow and stupid to stand still.Walking swaggeringly across the battlefield, with white wings trembling straight, he swaggered and enjoyed the high-level treatment that was swished out of the way where he passed, and screams of surprise came from all around him.
The sun shines on his fur and makes his fur warm, Qiongqi stares fiercely around, his heart is bubbling with beauty.
See, this is the style of an ancient alien beast!When it was rampant in the prehistoric world, you couldn't even speak human words—if Qiongqi knew what the masses in the cultivation world were muttering, you probably wouldn't be so frightened.
"Look, that's Qiongqi! The well-known bully is afraid of being hard-headed!"
"It's so stupid, it has already rushed out of Beimang Mountain, what is it doing when it comes back?"
"Who knows, maybe it's because I didn't enjoy the game just now, so I came back and played it again." The cultivator in the gown of the Republic of China shook his head and sighed, "So what people say now is good, you can't have money if you don't have anything, what's the point?" Can't be sick, look at this brain, it's hopeless!"
Even the monsters in the Netherworld didn't buy it, they gathered around the other side and whispered:
"I bet on the three souls, Mr. Qiongqi has encountered a hard stubble outside." Now come back to rescue soldiers.
"Idiots who have lost their brains will bet with you!" A demon held up a weapon and said, "Get up for me, and we will continue after Mr. Qiongqi walks slowly."
Qiongqi didn't realize it, and still walked proudly, showing off his vigorous posture, his snow-white powerful wings, and his shiny golden fur——suddenly his eyes went black!
A ferocious and huge black figure jumped onto the rock, leaning forward, its crimson eyes coldly condescending.
Qiongqi slammed on the brakes, his sharp claws ground a golden star on the stone, his eyes were vigilant, his hair stood on end, and then he dragged a cultivator who was watching a show from the side like lightning, and brought him upside down: "Old Guo We haven't seen each other for a long time. A small gift is not a respect."
The black and long-haired monster dismissed it, stretched out his hand and slapped the cultivator who hadn't figured out what happened from the beginning to the end.
Taotie, an ancient monster, looks like a huge black goat from the back, with curved horns on its head, but it's scary from the front, its mouth can't be closed, and rows of sharp teeth are exposed outside the lips, with blood stains on it.All that's left of the face is the mouth, and the eyes—set somewhere parallel to the chest, ahem, but uplifted from the fur-covered forefeet are real human hands.
But the problem is, now one of the hands is holding a pan.
——Fortunately, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf are never broadcast on the Cultivation Realm TV Station.
Qiongqi stared at the pot in Taotie's hand as if watching a western scene, what is it?Is it a magic weapon?Terrible!Even the guy Taotie has a magic weapon, but he is still poor and useless!
"Brother, look, I only have a few taels of meat on my body!" Wings were all retracted, and they slowly backed up and then backed up, and said with a smile, "It's no fun to fight back and forth, why don't you ask my boss to come out and talk to me?" Your boss talked about the armistice agreement?"
"Boom!"
A pot hit the rock, and Qiongqi shook nervously.
Taotie's voice was low and terrifying, and there was an indescribable humming echo:
"I don't want a truce, I just want to eat you!"
Qiongqi immediately shortened by half, raised his paw and said repeatedly: "Don't! It's not easy for ancient beasts from the prehistoric to the present, so let's talk about it!"
"Ouch, what's the matter, calm down!" Yu Kun trotted over.
He turned around in a circle, and then raised his hand to press down. The two sides covered in blood and holding weapons snorted coldly, gathered together clearly, and each retreated fifty steps.
"Calm?" Qiongqi kept thinking about what the word meant, could it be that there is still calm?
"Old Guo, you are too blind, what's so good about this thing!" Yu Kun gestured with disgust, pointing at Qiongqi up and down, "Look at its arms and legs, they are too strong and hard, with a small tail Does the lamb have a soft and smooth taste? And the wings are all hairy, and the five-spice chicken wings are even more delicious than it. Don’t be too impressed with the chicken feet with pickled peppers. The taste must be high!"
Yu Kun looked heartbroken, and Qiongqi felt that the meaning of these words was indeed to tell Taotie not to eat him, but to help him. Why did the words sound so strange that it dared not even nod its head.
"Qingqi, the cultivation world is short of resources now—" Yu Kun turned his head, and looked at the silly tiger with wings with a smirk, "So it's impossible to fight without fighting! Do you understand?"
I understand, you can't drink northwest wind without aura.
Wait, I was almost led astray again, this is not the point of the conversation!Qiongqi quickly raised his paw, and said righteously: "The cultivation world and the nether world have been at war for many years. They have fought seven times before and after. There must be blood and deep hatred, but it is not the way to fight like this. I think the gods in the sky I must be reading a joke, killing you, no one will ascend to threaten their status, killing us, this is to avoid serious troubles. So we should unite!"
"How to unite?" Daoist Bai Shu floated down from the clouds, and first he scolded angrily, "You monsters, you have a penchant for eating people, how can the world of comprehension tolerate such misdeeds?"
Qiongqi was not so polite when he was dealing with people who were not as strong as himself, and he bared his teeth fiercely: "What are you talking about, you stupid old man? We should die because we eat people? What about gluttony, it eats everything! Why don't you put It hacked?"
The black goat stretched out its tongue and licked the sharp teeth, and laughed very ugly: "Yes, I can eat anything, and the only one in the world I like most, your destination should be mine abdomen!"
Qiongqi immediately jumped out a long way.
A hand patted its back lightly, and the voice was calm and familiar:
"This body hair is very good, and it is very good for making a dress."
Qiongqi flipped its wings and snapped a tree off. It looked furiously at Du Heng who was walking slowly.
"Where's your Ling Tianyi?" She actually started to spy on its shiny fur!
"It was broken by lightning, and then I managed to repair it, and finally..." Du Heng glanced at Yu Kun, and said casually, "It was awarded as a prize for the Fengdu Shopping Festival."
"What?" Qiongqi didn't understand.
"A truce is not impossible, but we have to see sincerity." Du Heng glanced at Qiongqi, as if disdainful, "Just relying on your empty words, the cultivation world will not believe it."
But Qiongqi will eat this!
It said sharply: "Huh! You wait!"
Then he quickly ran towards the cave, and disappeared into the darkness deep in the crack in a blink of an eye. The other monsters saw it, and they didn't know what the situation was.As a result, the black mist, Luoluo Bird and the blue-haired vicious dog all receded like a tide.
"Du Heng? You, you are too self-assertive!" Bai Shu is [-] years old this year. He has been an elder of a famous family for a long time.However, Du Heng's position in the realm of comprehension is very vague. You can say that he is powerful, but a sword repairer can't even lose his sword. If you don't take him seriously, his cultivation level is the highest anyway.
"The world of comprehension will never coexist with ghost monsters!" Daoist Bai Shu was very angry.
"Of course, but the key is this year—" Du Heng stopped talking, and Yu Kun flicked his finger up behind him, Baishu Daoist was stunned for a moment, and then thought deeply.
Taotie slowly climbed down from the rock, and as it walked, its shape gradually changed. The last cook, who was covered in oil and blood and held a frying pan, snatched a cigarette from the mouth of a monster next to him, and took a deep puff. Breathing out smoke rings: "I really hope that Plan A of yours doesn't work out."
"Why?" Yu Kun stared.
"If you all become immortals, where should I go? I'll be unemployed!" Lao Guo smoked his cigarette, swallowed the cigarette butt, and strode forward. Have a meal!"
I hope you are ordering food instead of eating waiters ==
The Beiman Mountain battlefield was in a mess, this time there was no thunder to destroy the corpses and traces, the corpses of monsters could be seen everywhere, and there were some people from the cultivation world.After everyone packed up their weapons, they began to clean up the battlefield. Du Heng suddenly paused and looked up.
There are pure white snowflakes, falling to the ground one by one.
In August, the red sun is scorching, where does the snow come from?
These are scattered snowflakes, small, pale white swirling down from side to side, as if blown by a gust of empty wind, and then disappear.Many cultivators stretched out their hands one after another, looking at the snowflakes suspiciously.
It melts silently when you touch it, leaving only a little water, which evaporates quickly.
Only Yu Kun's eyes were fixed, and his expression suddenly changed:
"not good!"
At the same time, near the pitch-black military tent, all the trainees in the training class were pulled out to run in circles, followed by a blue vicious dog, slobbering and biting desperately, forcing the last person to rush forward. His clothes were torn to pieces, with scars everywhere.
"This is the dog under the command of the evil beast Qiongqi. It loves to eat people. Last time, it had more than [-] people on the Beiman Mountain battlefield. Even it can't run away. You have no way to survive on the battlefield!" More than ten soldiers They tied this vicious dog that was captured alive for teaching with a rope together, and controlled it at a speed that could catch up with the last student.
The tree demon was the first to lie on the ground, and then the vicious dog was driven to chase the penultimate one.
Under such a life-threatening test, Shen Dong found out that he really has unlimited potential, because he is always the second to last, he can listen to the tragic screams behind him, speed up with lingering fear, and be the last man when he overtakes "Dead in battle", the classmate who had just been overtaken by him began to run wildly.
That's too bad, I've never heard of a sword being able to outrun a vicious dog!It's enough for Du Heng to run fast!
Ah bah, he hasn't confirmed this matter yet, no, he hasn't admitted it yet!He didn't even tell Lei Cheng about this, and in less than a day, he almost got sick.
Shen Dong was gnashing his teeth when he suddenly heard Lei Cheng shouting wildly behind him:
"Help, Shen, you don't even give me a hand, bastard, why am I still bitten by a dog after I die!"
Shen Dong was already very familiar with the area around the military tent, it was pitch black like a cliff, kicking a stone down for a long time made no sound.I don't know if the 50-meter cliff dedicated to the exam is here.
This place fluctuates from time to time, and there are always snowflakes. Shen Dong was surprised at first, but now he doesn't care at all.
——Whether this place is human remains to be verified, it’s just snowing, not hail!
"Did you smell a fragrance?" Chi Mao suddenly raised his head and asked Shen Dong who was behind him.
"Huh?" Shen Dong sniffled inexplicably.
It doesn't have any smell, at best it's just a faint smell, like a warm bed, very familiar feeling.Probably because he was sweating profusely and wanted to just lie down and sleep!
"Why not? I smell cheese, grilled chicken, and Jinhua ham!"
Chi Mao said with an intoxicated expression on his face, he rushed forward in an instant, throwing Shen Dong away in one go.
"..."
Ya ran out of hallucinations!
But Shen Dong soon felt that something was wrong, because the vicious dog was chasing forward crazily, and a dozen soldiers were almost unable to hold back, and the students who were running wildly began to make doubtful voices in twos and threes: "Where is the smell of meat coming from?"
"No, it's obviously the matsutake smell buried in the soil!"
"Cigar flavor, and 30-year-old Moutai!"
"Fuck off, it's Chanel No. [-]! Fantastic smell!"
Sure enough, the life of only eating bigu pills for a few days drove these monsters crazy!
With a flick of his tail, Qiongqi abruptly swept away three or five cultivators, and with a wave of his claws, smashed a demon that was too slow and stupid to stand still.Walking swaggeringly across the battlefield, with white wings trembling straight, he swaggered and enjoyed the high-level treatment that was swished out of the way where he passed, and screams of surprise came from all around him.
The sun shines on his fur and makes his fur warm, Qiongqi stares fiercely around, his heart is bubbling with beauty.
See, this is the style of an ancient alien beast!When it was rampant in the prehistoric world, you couldn't even speak human words—if Qiongqi knew what the masses in the cultivation world were muttering, you probably wouldn't be so frightened.
"Look, that's Qiongqi! The well-known bully is afraid of being hard-headed!"
"It's so stupid, it has already rushed out of Beimang Mountain, what is it doing when it comes back?"
"Who knows, maybe it's because I didn't enjoy the game just now, so I came back and played it again." The cultivator in the gown of the Republic of China shook his head and sighed, "So what people say now is good, you can't have money if you don't have anything, what's the point?" Can't be sick, look at this brain, it's hopeless!"
Even the monsters in the Netherworld didn't buy it, they gathered around the other side and whispered:
"I bet on the three souls, Mr. Qiongqi has encountered a hard stubble outside." Now come back to rescue soldiers.
"Idiots who have lost their brains will bet with you!" A demon held up a weapon and said, "Get up for me, and we will continue after Mr. Qiongqi walks slowly."
Qiongqi didn't realize it, and still walked proudly, showing off his vigorous posture, his snow-white powerful wings, and his shiny golden fur——suddenly his eyes went black!
A ferocious and huge black figure jumped onto the rock, leaning forward, its crimson eyes coldly condescending.
Qiongqi slammed on the brakes, his sharp claws ground a golden star on the stone, his eyes were vigilant, his hair stood on end, and then he dragged a cultivator who was watching a show from the side like lightning, and brought him upside down: "Old Guo We haven't seen each other for a long time. A small gift is not a respect."
The black and long-haired monster dismissed it, stretched out his hand and slapped the cultivator who hadn't figured out what happened from the beginning to the end.
Taotie, an ancient monster, looks like a huge black goat from the back, with curved horns on its head, but it's scary from the front, its mouth can't be closed, and rows of sharp teeth are exposed outside the lips, with blood stains on it.All that's left of the face is the mouth, and the eyes—set somewhere parallel to the chest, ahem, but uplifted from the fur-covered forefeet are real human hands.
But the problem is, now one of the hands is holding a pan.
——Fortunately, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf are never broadcast on the Cultivation Realm TV Station.
Qiongqi stared at the pot in Taotie's hand as if watching a western scene, what is it?Is it a magic weapon?Terrible!Even the guy Taotie has a magic weapon, but he is still poor and useless!
"Brother, look, I only have a few taels of meat on my body!" Wings were all retracted, and they slowly backed up and then backed up, and said with a smile, "It's no fun to fight back and forth, why don't you ask my boss to come out and talk to me?" Your boss talked about the armistice agreement?"
"Boom!"
A pot hit the rock, and Qiongqi shook nervously.
Taotie's voice was low and terrifying, and there was an indescribable humming echo:
"I don't want a truce, I just want to eat you!"
Qiongqi immediately shortened by half, raised his paw and said repeatedly: "Don't! It's not easy for ancient beasts from the prehistoric to the present, so let's talk about it!"
"Ouch, what's the matter, calm down!" Yu Kun trotted over.
He turned around in a circle, and then raised his hand to press down. The two sides covered in blood and holding weapons snorted coldly, gathered together clearly, and each retreated fifty steps.
"Calm?" Qiongqi kept thinking about what the word meant, could it be that there is still calm?
"Old Guo, you are too blind, what's so good about this thing!" Yu Kun gestured with disgust, pointing at Qiongqi up and down, "Look at its arms and legs, they are too strong and hard, with a small tail Does the lamb have a soft and smooth taste? And the wings are all hairy, and the five-spice chicken wings are even more delicious than it. Don’t be too impressed with the chicken feet with pickled peppers. The taste must be high!"
Yu Kun looked heartbroken, and Qiongqi felt that the meaning of these words was indeed to tell Taotie not to eat him, but to help him. Why did the words sound so strange that it dared not even nod its head.
"Qingqi, the cultivation world is short of resources now—" Yu Kun turned his head, and looked at the silly tiger with wings with a smirk, "So it's impossible to fight without fighting! Do you understand?"
I understand, you can't drink northwest wind without aura.
Wait, I was almost led astray again, this is not the point of the conversation!Qiongqi quickly raised his paw, and said righteously: "The cultivation world and the nether world have been at war for many years. They have fought seven times before and after. There must be blood and deep hatred, but it is not the way to fight like this. I think the gods in the sky I must be reading a joke, killing you, no one will ascend to threaten their status, killing us, this is to avoid serious troubles. So we should unite!"
"How to unite?" Daoist Bai Shu floated down from the clouds, and first he scolded angrily, "You monsters, you have a penchant for eating people, how can the world of comprehension tolerate such misdeeds?"
Qiongqi was not so polite when he was dealing with people who were not as strong as himself, and he bared his teeth fiercely: "What are you talking about, you stupid old man? We should die because we eat people? What about gluttony, it eats everything! Why don't you put It hacked?"
The black goat stretched out its tongue and licked the sharp teeth, and laughed very ugly: "Yes, I can eat anything, and the only one in the world I like most, your destination should be mine abdomen!"
Qiongqi immediately jumped out a long way.
A hand patted its back lightly, and the voice was calm and familiar:
"This body hair is very good, and it is very good for making a dress."
Qiongqi flipped its wings and snapped a tree off. It looked furiously at Du Heng who was walking slowly.
"Where's your Ling Tianyi?" She actually started to spy on its shiny fur!
"It was broken by lightning, and then I managed to repair it, and finally..." Du Heng glanced at Yu Kun, and said casually, "It was awarded as a prize for the Fengdu Shopping Festival."
"What?" Qiongqi didn't understand.
"A truce is not impossible, but we have to see sincerity." Du Heng glanced at Qiongqi, as if disdainful, "Just relying on your empty words, the cultivation world will not believe it."
But Qiongqi will eat this!
It said sharply: "Huh! You wait!"
Then he quickly ran towards the cave, and disappeared into the darkness deep in the crack in a blink of an eye. The other monsters saw it, and they didn't know what the situation was.As a result, the black mist, Luoluo Bird and the blue-haired vicious dog all receded like a tide.
"Du Heng? You, you are too self-assertive!" Bai Shu is [-] years old this year. He has been an elder of a famous family for a long time.However, Du Heng's position in the realm of comprehension is very vague. You can say that he is powerful, but a sword repairer can't even lose his sword. If you don't take him seriously, his cultivation level is the highest anyway.
"The world of comprehension will never coexist with ghost monsters!" Daoist Bai Shu was very angry.
"Of course, but the key is this year—" Du Heng stopped talking, and Yu Kun flicked his finger up behind him, Baishu Daoist was stunned for a moment, and then thought deeply.
Taotie slowly climbed down from the rock, and as it walked, its shape gradually changed. The last cook, who was covered in oil and blood and held a frying pan, snatched a cigarette from the mouth of a monster next to him, and took a deep puff. Breathing out smoke rings: "I really hope that Plan A of yours doesn't work out."
"Why?" Yu Kun stared.
"If you all become immortals, where should I go? I'll be unemployed!" Lao Guo smoked his cigarette, swallowed the cigarette butt, and strode forward. Have a meal!"
I hope you are ordering food instead of eating waiters ==
The Beiman Mountain battlefield was in a mess, this time there was no thunder to destroy the corpses and traces, the corpses of monsters could be seen everywhere, and there were some people from the cultivation world.After everyone packed up their weapons, they began to clean up the battlefield. Du Heng suddenly paused and looked up.
There are pure white snowflakes, falling to the ground one by one.
In August, the red sun is scorching, where does the snow come from?
These are scattered snowflakes, small, pale white swirling down from side to side, as if blown by a gust of empty wind, and then disappear.Many cultivators stretched out their hands one after another, looking at the snowflakes suspiciously.
It melts silently when you touch it, leaving only a little water, which evaporates quickly.
Only Yu Kun's eyes were fixed, and his expression suddenly changed:
"not good!"
At the same time, near the pitch-black military tent, all the trainees in the training class were pulled out to run in circles, followed by a blue vicious dog, slobbering and biting desperately, forcing the last person to rush forward. His clothes were torn to pieces, with scars everywhere.
"This is the dog under the command of the evil beast Qiongqi. It loves to eat people. Last time, it had more than [-] people on the Beiman Mountain battlefield. Even it can't run away. You have no way to survive on the battlefield!" More than ten soldiers They tied this vicious dog that was captured alive for teaching with a rope together, and controlled it at a speed that could catch up with the last student.
The tree demon was the first to lie on the ground, and then the vicious dog was driven to chase the penultimate one.
Under such a life-threatening test, Shen Dong found out that he really has unlimited potential, because he is always the second to last, he can listen to the tragic screams behind him, speed up with lingering fear, and be the last man when he overtakes "Dead in battle", the classmate who had just been overtaken by him began to run wildly.
That's too bad, I've never heard of a sword being able to outrun a vicious dog!It's enough for Du Heng to run fast!
Ah bah, he hasn't confirmed this matter yet, no, he hasn't admitted it yet!He didn't even tell Lei Cheng about this, and in less than a day, he almost got sick.
Shen Dong was gnashing his teeth when he suddenly heard Lei Cheng shouting wildly behind him:
"Help, Shen, you don't even give me a hand, bastard, why am I still bitten by a dog after I die!"
Shen Dong was already very familiar with the area around the military tent, it was pitch black like a cliff, kicking a stone down for a long time made no sound.I don't know if the 50-meter cliff dedicated to the exam is here.
This place fluctuates from time to time, and there are always snowflakes. Shen Dong was surprised at first, but now he doesn't care at all.
——Whether this place is human remains to be verified, it’s just snowing, not hail!
"Did you smell a fragrance?" Chi Mao suddenly raised his head and asked Shen Dong who was behind him.
"Huh?" Shen Dong sniffled inexplicably.
It doesn't have any smell, at best it's just a faint smell, like a warm bed, very familiar feeling.Probably because he was sweating profusely and wanted to just lie down and sleep!
"Why not? I smell cheese, grilled chicken, and Jinhua ham!"
Chi Mao said with an intoxicated expression on his face, he rushed forward in an instant, throwing Shen Dong away in one go.
"..."
Ya ran out of hallucinations!
But Shen Dong soon felt that something was wrong, because the vicious dog was chasing forward crazily, and a dozen soldiers were almost unable to hold back, and the students who were running wildly began to make doubtful voices in twos and threes: "Where is the smell of meat coming from?"
"No, it's obviously the matsutake smell buried in the soil!"
"Cigar flavor, and 30-year-old Moutai!"
"Fuck off, it's Chanel No. [-]! Fantastic smell!"
Sure enough, the life of only eating bigu pills for a few days drove these monsters crazy!
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