Retire from the human world

It is impossible for an ideological society to have perfect transportation facilities. Unfortunately, there is no such thing in the world of comprehension!

Why?I can fly myself!

——Wait, should those who cannot fly be discriminated against?

"Could it be that we can't use the method to go back to the cultivation world?" Shen Dong stumbled and walked for a long time in the dark place, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he found that this place was on the edge of the West Lake, and there were no trees nearby that were tall enough to grow into the stratosphere. The trace of the big tree, well, things in the realm of comprehension are mysterious, so don’t tell him where Mr. Jianmu is, because there is not much left of the worldview of more than 20 years, and it cannot withstand repeated blows.

But who will explain why they have to wait for the bus at the platform?Looking at the bustling crowd, Shen Dong squinted at Du Heng, don't you think it's wrong for me to stand here, I don't fit in with the group?

The answer is that Du Heng really didn't seem to notice this, he was looking at the stop sign.

Speaking of the title of the number one master in the cultivation world, wouldn't it be necessary to take part-time exams on how to survive in the human world? Shen Dong felt that if this was the case, he would be able to instantly kill most masters in the cultivation world.

"Hey, don't be like a country bumpkin entering the city. This kind of electronic stop sign tells you how many stops a certain bus is from here, and how long it is expected to arrive." Shen Dong explained triumphantly, thanks to the His specialty, otherwise he would have to study it for a long time.

Du Heng glanced at him and continued to look at the stop sign without saying a word.

Shen Dong folded his arms and leaned against the large billboard at the station. He was carrying a backpack, and his clothes were dirty and torn several times. Many people waiting for the train subconsciously bypassed him, thinking to themselves, why is the young man not bad looking? so sloppy?

"We used to take the bus when we went to the training class..." Could it be that Du Heng is really going to take him to take the bus?

"That's a special pick-up car for the training class."

"The ticket is very expensive?" Shen Dong asked lazily, um, the sunshine is so nice and comfortable.

"It's not about the ticket."

It was because he didn't want Shen Dong to wander outside after leaving the training class, so he didn't buy a return ticket at all. Even if Jianmu had no accident, even if the training class graduated normally, Shen Dong would not be able to leave.

"Where's your Shanghai Volkswagen?"

Du Heng looked at Shen Dong strangely upon hearing the sound, of course he was in the provincial capital, so why not ask?

"Cough, what I mean is——" Shen Dong stretched out two fingers and rubbed them together, very curiously, the little civet cat behind him poked out a head and put it on his shoulder, "Mustard space? What's in the sleeves? Aren't they all cultivators?" Did you pack all your belongings together and take it with you?"

"..."

Have you ever seen someone have a car up their sleeve?

Oh no, in mortal clothes these days, is there enough room in that sleeve for a toy car?Besides, it's like during an earthquake, if you have time, you will take away valuables or food, but will you bring washbasins and towels?Even a cultivator would only carry the most important things with him, and he didn't just pick up junk, so he packed them up if he thought it was useful... Does anyone expect to drive in the sky after becoming a fairy in the future?Or take it as a mortal souvenir to show off?

"That's troublesome."

Du Heng told Shen Dong directly: "How do you explain that a car without any toll booth records appeared in another city? It is indeed possible to make this car invisible to others, but the current traffic situation in the world..."

Unless you can fly in a traffic jam, invisibility is useless!There will only be car accidents!

If you want your car to fly, you might as well fly yourself!

"Hehe, no one is too busy to check license plate records!" Shen Dong laughed dryly.

"Yes, Zhan Yuan."

If you catch one, you will be issued a fine. Cover-ups and various small spells will never escape the eyes of the master.For example, dear, you disobeyed the traffic laws of mortals one night half a year ago, and used invisibility to run a yellow light!The impact is bad, and the fine is [-]!

At this moment, Du Heng walked out of the platform suddenly, reached out and stopped a taxi that looked half-worn and had mud splashed on the tire baffle.

The people waiting for a taxi near the platform looked very strange, as if there was no sign of empty in front of this car, why did it stop.

"Yo, are you willing to spend money?" Shen Dong followed and looked at Du Heng playfully.

But as soon as he opened the car door and got in, he was immediately dumbfounded, maintaining a rigid posture and unable to move.

Where is the driver? !

The back seat of a taxi is no different from a normal vehicle, the problem lies in the driver's seat! !The front window glass and the transparent glass of the side windows are covered with a thick layer of paper. The driver and the silhouette of the driver he saw outside the car just now are all three-dimensional paintings! !There is not even a ghost in the driver's seat, oh, no, can a taxi that doesn't even have a steering wheel and instrument panel really be able to take it?

"Hurry up, it's only stopping for 1 minute."

Shen Dong's shoulder was pushed by Du Heng, he suddenly regained consciousness, gritted his teeth, climbed in and sat down.

Du Heng got into the car and easily closed the door.

Then what?Shen Dong stared suspiciously.

Du Heng reached out and took out a silver card, and swiped it in the card slot of the suspected car door switch——Shen Dong squinted, silver, heh, silver card!A cultivator who used to be a human...

Shen Dong suddenly felt empty under his buttocks, and fell heavily on the ground, all the taxi windows and glass windows were gone.In front of him was a long corridor like a tunnel, with white shimmering light from top to bottom, without any forks.

"Welcome to the Beidou Shenzhou Express."

A sonorous and forceful voice came out, and there was no further text.

Shen Dong got up from the ground, knocked on the wall nervously, it turned out to be hollow?

"Let's go!"

"What do you mean go?" Shen Dong looked at the endless passage in front of him in disbelief, then at his feet, and finally at Du Heng. Could it be that he wanted them to walk back to the provincial capital.Hahaha, I must have made a mistake about the Shenzhou Express or something. It is still the Cultivation Realm version. It should be appropriate to travel around China for 10 minutes a week. How could it be possible for them to use it?Even if the road under your feet automatically turns into a slide, it is normal, and calmness will definitely change.

"What are you looking at?"

"I...are we going to use it?"

"It can also fly."

Du Heng looked at Shen Dong's mournful expression, the corners of his lips slightly curved.

"No, what I mean is... Isn't it called Shenzhou Express? It must be a train! It's not a train, it's a subway, and it's fine if it's not a subway taxi! But why there is only one empty tunnel, it makes no sense!" Shen Dong looked around in disbelief.

"It was you who said that you would use the method of the cultivation world to go back."

"How is this different from flying directly in the sky?"

"Yes, the satellites can't see it here, and it avoids the plane route. The most important thing is!" Du Heng dragged his tone slightly, and his smile seemed to be more obvious. As long as you fly or walk forward along this road, you can arrive at it accurately, but if you fly casually in the sky, you will get lost."

"Lost... Lost?"

"You have never flown before. You must know that there are no markers in the sky except for the clouds and the sun. In ancient times, gods would lose one or two, so the Beidou Shenzhou Express is the most important magic weapon in the cultivation world today. It can provide a The shortest and quickest way."

"..."

Shen Dong wanted to pass out, what a terrible reason for this!

Have you ever seen a transportation network that only provides roads and does not provide power facilities?Those who can't fly wait to die!The [-]-mile Long March, oh no, it’s the sky corridor N-day tour welcomes you, the bustling city is at your feet, and the lights flicker at night to enjoy the night view for free. During the day, only planes and birds fly over it...

He might as well take the train! !

Shen Dong was filled with grief and indignation, the strap of his backpack slipped down his shoulders, he didn't even bother to pull it, he dragged himself behind Du Heng, and said weakly: "No, you lied to me, I remember that there is the Five Elements Escaping Method, and there is no way to escape from the cultivation world. Probably no one understands this."

"That's not as reliable as flying in the sky. There is a sun in the sky anyway. What can you see underground if you're earth-dancing? The complicated sewer pipes, rats, earthworms... I heard that thousands of years ago, there was a fairy who was good at earth-dancing. It took him 400 years to get back to his cave, and his apprentice almost posted a missing person notice."

Enough hey!Don't let people think that gods are a bunch of scumbags, and you in the cultivation world are a bunch of quasi-shoddy ones!

Shen Dong felt that his life couldn't be more tragic.

No, let the past go with the wind, what matters is the future!

"What is Jianmu used for?"

"It is said that this sacred tree is a ladder connecting heaven and earth. Immortals always walk this way when they come down to earth."

The passage was translucent, and gradually white clouds floated in the direction of the wind.Shen Dong swears that next time he takes this deadly Shenzhou Express, he must carry his bicycle into the taxi!Humph, he can't fly and can ride a bicycle!There is no need to detour in the sky, it is a straight line distance, haha.There will be no tolls on the way, and there will be no problems on the rainy or snowy roads. The point is that there will never be traffic jams! !

Shen Dong turned his head and continued to ask: "The passage to the mortal world is so high-end? What about now?"

"It's just a tree."

"Hey……"

"It is said that many years ago, the heavenly ladder was cut off. This Jianmu tree is a seed treasured by Yu Kun, and it took hundreds of years for the entire cultivation world to grow it."

"Don't you think you can go to the sky when it grows big enough? You're so ridiculous!" Shen Dong sneered mercilessly. I heard that there was a civilization in the ancient West. In order to go to the sky, it built a very tall tower.The IQ of the public in the comprehension world is no problem!

"So, it's just a tree." Du Heng did not show any nervousness towards Jianmu from the beginning to the end.

Shen Dong glanced at him, didn't bother to argue, and asked directly: "Will the realm of comprehension start a war with the realm of the underworld?"

Shen Dong swears that he has no interest in fighting at all, the main reason is that the training class ended halfway, Lei Cheng would not have the money to buy the Soul-Guiding Pill even if he floated back to the provincial capital, and Shanhaie.com still didn't open the door.

"Don't worry, the world of comprehension is not paper."

"I'm not worried! I'm worried about the collective IQ of the cultivation world."

"It's okay, I'm sure it's at least higher than the average level of the nether world."

"..." You bastard, couldn't find the right words to complain about!

Is this guy Du Heng too calm, or are all cultivators such a virtue that the mountain collapses on the left and the color does not change?

"Return my ID card to me when I get back!" This is the most important thing, Shen Dong decided to make a detour and learn to be smart, "I owe you the debt, I will pay you back when I have money!"

If he dared to ask him to pay back the money, he asked Du Heng for life-saving money.

If he didn't suffer the last lightning strike, Du Heng would be finished—and then you would be finished too!And Shen Dong, don't forget that Du Heng can definitely ask you for casting fees, heck, anyway, the two of you can't figure it out.

Shen Dong pulled the civet cat out of the backpack:

"Run by yourself, don't try to be lazy!"

Starving to death, and having eaten Bigu Pill for many days in the training class, Shen Dong rubbed his stomach with a sad face.

"Do you want to eat barbecue?" Du Heng asked purely from the perspective of Shen Dong's preferences.

"No... It's not worth it for me to treat guests to barbecue beer. I want a high-end restaurant! All memberships are not accessible to ordinary people, and they are all private rooms. I want to eat barbecue! There should be prices for barbecues of various flavors. Expensive premium wine!"

Du Heng's eyes inadvertently moved away from Shen Dong's face: "Night Color Restaurant?"

It sounds like the name is a little popular but whatever, Du Heng is paying the money anyway, so Shen Dong readily agreed: "Okay, it's settled!"

↑Shen Dong, you will definitely regret it!