Retire from the human world

Who is going to fight?His dream is obviously to be a man who eats and waits to die, and so on. Weapons should be aggressive. Does this mean that he is not a sword at all-stop dreaming!

"This tree is called Jianmu?"

"Of course, if it's not called Jianmu, is it Taodu?"

"...Here, what about me." Shen Dong tried to communicate with difficulty, but he felt that since the other party knew about Taobao, there should be no problem, and he would definitely not make a fuss when seeing a bicycle like Master Zhan Kong, "Not yet There are many things that are not clear in the training class for dead ghosts."

"What are you afraid of? It's just a certificate. Our weapons are not afraid of losing our jobs!" Kai Shanxue arrogantly flicked on his cigar, grinning happily, "Examinations are only done by the hardworking people in the cultivation world. Let's get an ID card Just to go to Pansi Cave, the Rizhao Sect is such a big sect that it doesn’t even have a network cable, it’s too stupid!”

It would be abnormal if there was one!

"You don't know, the Rizhao Sect is like a lunatic up and down. If the sword cultivator is holding the sword all day, then the Rizhao Sect is guarding the alchemy furnace all day. I played seven nights in Pansi Cave and went back. Sitting there in a daze without moving. I really can't figure it out! There are thousands of ways to become a fairy in the world, and I have to be a student stove!"

Shen Dong didn't hear a certain axe's complaints, and his focus was wrong.

"You said that the sword cultivator holds the sword all day?" The voice raised an octave!

"That's right, I said earlier that the sword is more important than their lives. Everyone has a life, but Tao is not something everyone can seek."

In an instant, Shen Dong felt that half of the sky had collapsed, and then goose bumps all over his body fell out without money.Knowing that the sky thunder can split the effective connection between the sword repairer and the sword, do you want to do another one?

At this time, sporadic snowflakes drifted over, looking at the dazzling sunlight outside, Shen Dong raised his head in bewilderment.

Wait, this doesn't seem to be snow. Although it will melt into water when it is touched by the hand, but now the height has increased, it is obvious that it is a large piece of petal, which gradually becomes smaller in the process of falling.

Is this the flower of Jianmu?

At this time, people floated down one after another from the top of the lush tree canopy. Yu Kun walked at the end, blushing and yelling with a thick neck: "This is impossible! It took us 600 years to grow Jianmu to such a large size, and now we are going to replant a peach tree. , I’d better take a nap and go to sleep to daydream more realistically!”

The others continued to mutter in low voices, but they looked melancholy and sighed repeatedly.

Yu Kun rolled up his sleeves angrily, then jumped down on the branch and disappeared into the clouds.Shen Dong could only think silently, and didn't know what the fat man was, anyway, he probably wouldn't fall to his death.

"Brother, see you next time, it's a pleasure chatting with you!"

"..." You are almost alone from the beginning to the end, no, an ax is talking to itself, okay?

Shen Dong watched Fu Ling groaningly get up, and strode towards the group of people.

In the world of comprehension, I really didn't see that Qi Ling has any inferior posture. Before he opened the mountain ax spirit, he could laugh at Du Heng in public, but now he can spray smoke rings on the face of a frowning old Taoist priest without any pressure, and by the way, he has horns on his head The guys talking and laughing, fighting wars, this is Weapon's favorite entertainment life!

Immediately after, a group of people dispersed, and they probably had to go back to their respective homes to continue worrying, but——

"What are you looking at?" Du Heng walked back and found that Shen Dong's eyes were round.

"Then, is that the elder of the Rizhao Sect?"

A 1.3-meter dwarf!He also has short hands and short legs and a steamed bun face. At first glance, let alone three hundred years old, he is not even 13 years old. He is still wearing a gleaming gold robe, and he walks not like a tiger, but as if he is rolling down a tree!

"Huh?" Du Heng looked at the great elder of Rizhao Zong angrily dragging away the mountain axe that was raving about CS with others, and turned his head without changing his expression, "Yes, the cultivation base that is about to pass the catastrophe!"

"How big?"

"520 seven years old."

"is that a lie!"

How do you wield a weapon at this height on the battlefield?Brother Ax, wake up, have you really found the right master?

"Let's go too."

The wrist was directly grasped, and he felt the familiar temperature. Shen Dong only had time to say "Wait, hello—" and he was already in midair.

Could it be that everyone in the comprehension world is a bungee jumper and planted such a big tree for bungee jumping?

I really don't want to make such low-IQ guesses!

After landing, Shen Dong was dizzy and staggered, the surroundings were dark, Du Heng reached out and touched his forehead: "Uncomfortable?"

Shen Dong opened his hand, what are you doing with his hands and feet, and an angry hum of unknown meaning came out of his throat.

Du Heng was silent for half a minute without speaking, he was wondering if Shen Dong was afraid of heights?It's illogical!Or is it not suitable for this way of rushing?It doesn't make sense, if the speed of the sword is not faster than the speed of sound, is it still called a sword repair?

"Did you know something?"

Of course Du Heng didn't go to the training class for dead ghosts. To be precise, as long as a cultivator who has been separated from the secular world and single-mindedly wants to become an immortal, it is impossible for him to make up for the common sense in the cultivation world.

So Du Heng didn't know that there was a class in the training class that would gossip about his bad luck.

"I don't know anything!" Shen Dong blurted out.

"It seems that I know."

"..."

At the foot of the giant tree Jianmu, the roots protrude from the uneven ground, and you can't see your fingers around it. Shen Dong can only bump and walk behind Du Heng, but he can't shake off his hand, otherwise he won't be able to find him. Way to go!

"It's been almost a month since we met again."

When Shen Dong heard the sound, he thought angrily, who will reunite with you?

"You want to stay in peace, you don't like trouble, you don't want your life to change too much, you hate the police station and being talked about, you like watching human basketball games, you like instant noodles, you like dumpling wrappers, you like barbecue and beer..."

The front is still human, then what is behind =皮=

Du Heng stopped suddenly, and Shen Dong bumped into him.

"Hey!"

I reached out and groped, there was a button, but it wasn't the back that hit me?

Shen Dong covered his forehead and stepped back quickly, and stood at least one meter away from the spot. It has to be said that a certain sentence of Ax Ling caused a huge psychological shadow on Shen Dong.

"Tao is the way you want to live, and no one will interfere unless you don't insist on it yourself."

"But I'm not interested in becoming an immortal!" Shen Dong was irritable.

Du Heng paused for a moment, and then said: "I know, you have already told me in detail."

A drop of sweat rolled down his forehead, and Shen Dong remembered the complaints he made in the past.

"The whole comprehension world wants to become a fairy and leave the world, but they can only stay here." Du Heng said in a calm and meaningful voice, "And I have no choice."

"Aren't you able to ascend as long as you pass the tribulation smoothly?"

"The calamity is over."

Shen Dong rubbed his forehead and said: "Don't fool people, who told me before that no... no, who can't become a fairy without a sword?"

"Without you, I can't become a fairy. But it doesn't mean that with you, I can become a fairy."

Shen Dong's words were choked in his throat and he couldn't utter them.

Is this a word game with him?Also sufficient and unnecessary conditions!People who often fail their grades express contempt!

"Hey, let's have a discussion, I'll do what you say, and then help you overcome the catastrophe again, and you successfully ascended—I think you must be strong enough, as long as you are fully prepared this time, you won't appear again The last lightning strikes my accident! Then you fly up, and when you're done flying, I'll bungee jump down and live my life, what do you think of this idea?"

"Not feasible."

"What did you say?"

Then Shen Dong felt the palm of his hand comfortingly rubbing it.

"I have no more catastrophes to overcome!" One sentence smoothly brought Shen Dong back from the brink of rage.

"Huh?" What's the situation.

"The strength of sword cultivators far exceeds that of ordinary cultivators, so crossing the tribulation will..."

"I know this, what is the Nine Heavens Tribulation, Zixiao Shenlei! It is said that apart from sword cultivators, only heinous demons will have the bad luck to bump into this. As a result, although sword cultivators are powerful, there are very few practitioners who choose this path .Because the Nine Layers of Heavenly Tribulation is not for you to ascend, but to make you a scum... Cough! I mean, as the final assessment, its purpose is not to let you pass the exam, but to make you fail , It’s such a tragedy!”

In the darkness, Du Heng could clearly see the subtle gloating on Shen Dong's face as he spread his hands.

——Shen Dong still hasn't fully positioned his identity, doesn't he know that this is also a mockery of himself?

——But in vain, the ghost training class did teach a lot of common sense, at least the money was not wasted.

"Although I haven't become an immortal, the tribulation and thunder have been split. If I were a Buddhist cultivator or other cultivator, I could practice again to overcome the tribulation, as long as there is a higher-level catastrophe than the one I experienced before." Jieyun is fine, the problem is..."

As the highest level of Heavenly Tribulation, the Nine Heavens Tribulation is gone.

Shen Dong was stunned, and blurted out, "It's so unreasonable to not be downgraded!"

"So, you can continue to live in the way you want, but some troubles cannot be avoided. Tengu can ward off evil spirits, as long as it is not a ghost monster with too high strength, it will not come close. Shanhaiyibu is not open now, you have a tengu , go to any city to live any kind of life.”

"..."

This time it was Shen Dong's turn to be speechless.

After a long while, he suddenly said, "Can I find a girl to marry?"

"...If you want." Du Heng coughed inexplicably, his voice became a little weird, "The transformation form under the Nine Heavens Thunder is the best, basically there will be no problems, and of course you will not have children."

As soon as Shen Dong said that, he regretted it.

Because the common sense given by the training class is that sword repair and sword are inseparable!

Although Tianlei split them apart, who knows what unbroken connection is still there?The common sense in the cultivation world is that sword cultivators do not have Yuanying, only the sword, which is the basis for proving the Tao, and it is also the most keen perception of the way of heaven.

——Although I don't understand what Du Heng can perceive through him!

Because Shen Dong thinks that wanting to become a fairy is simply a paranoid disease, and there is no cure for it!Like Du Heng, with high strength and strong skills, he can live as he wants. It is not difficult to go abroad to play gangsters, isn't it difficult? Why do you have to think about becoming a fairy?Is there a barbecue beer in the sky?Do you have CS and World of Warcraft?Not even basketball games and Weibo!

"You let me live as I want, so why can't you figure it out?"

The road to immortality is blocked! !

Du Heng looked at Shen Dong, his voice was very soft: "I said before, Tao is the way you want to live. From the first day of proving the way of heaven, this is the way I choose, and I will never look back in my life!"

Shen Dong was stunned.