Retire from the human world

Although Shanhaie.com has few customers, but it is open 24 hours a day, there are actually four weighers including Shen Dong, but they only meet when they take over the shift, and they have nothing to say at all.

Shen Dong regularly goes to work at 04:30 in the morning and leaves at [-]:[-] in the afternoon. His most satisfying benefit is that the supermarket provides free working meals every day. The early shift eats Chinese food, the small night shift eats dinner, and the overnight shift eats breakfast.

An iron plate similar to a school cafeteria, with two or three holes in the middle, each containing rice, vegetables, and a pitifully small portion of meat.Basically, the dishes are different every day, but it is mandatory distribution and there is no choice.If you have a big appetite, you can ask for an extra serving, but the content is exactly the same.

The man in charge of the staff canteen was dark-skinned and ugly, with oily hands all over his body.Shen Dong thinks this guy is very wretched, because even a fat woman like Qi Long would stare at her lustfully, he really can't eat without food.

"Old Guo, give me double."

Shen Dong encountered queue jumping, but he had no temper at all, because the person who pushed him aside was the general manager of Shanhai.com.Well, when you see your immediate boss eating the cafeteria with you every day, you will think that he is a good boss.

The fat manager took two iron plates, ran to the empty table and ate.

Shen Dong noticed Lao Guo's wretched eyes in the cafeteria and kept staring at Manager Yu again, squinting his eyes with a salivating look, and suddenly felt so disgusted that Shen Dong almost lost his appetite.

Could this be the legendary metamorphosis?Men and women take it all, only obsessed with fat people?

Like sending off a beggar, Lao Guo casually stuffed Shen Dong with a meal, with a very impatient expression on his face.

Supermarket employees take turns to eat, and Shanhai.com is no exception. After Shen Dong entered the district, he handed in the damn exam paper for the second grade of elementary school, and had a meal by the way.

Men eat fast, and the wind blows away, chopsticks poke here and there, and a plate full of food is gone in a blink of an eye.

Shen Dong rubbed his stomach contentedly. Although the cafeteria food is famous in China as unpalatable, the food here is N times better than his school cafeteria. However, the taste of certain dishes is a bit strange, choking or difficult to chew. Probably the old rice is not soft and fragrant, but the overall taste is good, and it is lazy and comfortable after eating.

He put down his chopsticks, and suddenly found that Manager Yu and Qi Long were looking at him with strange eyes.A grain of rice was still stuck to the side of the fat manager's mouth, his mouth almost opened into an O shape, and his appearance was especially funny.

"Ugh!" Shen Dong hurriedly added, "I've always eaten so fast."

Manager Yu silently watched that he had only eaten three mouthfuls of food, and his expression was extremely sad, but no one knew what he was sad about.

In fact, everyone who watched Shen Dong eat was worried about him. Can the stomach bear this way of eating?Lei Cheng once laughed at him, saying that he was reincarnated from starvation.At that time Shen Dong was laughing and joking with everyone, but actually he didn't think so.

Only children who grew up in orphanages know, don't be greedy, eat what's in your mouth first, and get more food with your free hands.If you take two steamed buns at the beginning, the plates on the table are empty after you finish eating!Therefore, only by eating one first and expressing to the auntie administrator that he is not full can he grab two steamed buns with both hands.

Shen Dong put the empty plates into the special sink.

Well, I don't have to worry about what to eat for lunch every day, and I'm so happy that I don't have to wash the dishes after eating.

He easily entered the store and continued to work. Before he reached the weighing platform, Shen Dong saw a customer wandering around in the store. It turned out to be a bald monk wearing cassock.

Although it is not surprising to see monks in supermarkets or even on the street, both nuns and monks are wearing gray and yellow monk robes and leggings. Checkered cassock, holding a Zen staff.

It doesn't feel like someone who came out of the temple, but rather like an actor who ran off the wrong set.

"Amitabha, sin is sin."

The monk happened to pass by a pile of chicken wings and duck legs in the freezer, and immediately put his palms together.

"Are you lost?" Shen Dong felt that this girl must be going in the wrong direction.

"Ah, huh?"

The monk stared blankly at Shen Dong, with a puzzled expression, then took a step back, looked Shen Dong up and down again, and then asked blankly, "Who are you? Why haven't you seen this poor monk..."

"newcomer!"

Shen Dong angrily interrupted the monk's words, it's terrible, the members of this supermarket even have monks?

"Oh, new one! How much?"

"..."

——Do monks also care about supermarket wages?It's not about preparing to return to vulgarity!

——What do you mean by not speaking? It is not for sale?The monk scratched his forehead, and then thought that it would be useless anyway, so he just asked casually, maybe someone else has an owner! (The monk interpreted Shen Dong's phrase "new arrival" as "he is a new product"==)

The thick fog fell, and Shen Dong looked at the monk with a kind smile inexplicably, and then turned to the other side of the shopping mall.

Then Shen Dong became busy. Customers appeared in twos and threes, and they were pushing shopping carts and holding baskets, picking things in twos and threes, talking to each other in low voices and pointing at the shelves from time to time.

Most people are fine, it's just—

What happened to the Taoist priest brought by Eguanbo?

Look at that outfit, it doesn't look cheap, and it has a ruddy complexion and a dust whisk in its hand.This is not a TV series. The real Taoist priests wear blue cloth robes, some of which are only knee-length, with a very frustrating house-shaped hat on their heads. Who can explain that the robes that are dragged to the ground are for supermarkets. Do you mop the floor?Or are you going to go out immediately and pretend to be a cult to confuse the ignorant masses?

But at this moment, the virtuous man with a handful of lettuce in his left hand and two lettuces in his right stared blankly for a long time, then walked to the weighing platform and asked, "What is this, why does it look like lettuce leaves? "

The corner of Shen Dong's mouth twitched, could he say that he couldn't understand vegetables?She is a good young man in the new society, but not a housewife.

The enchanting woman next to her holding a basket of tomatoes laughed, she was wearing very little, the outer dress was almost translucent, and her figure was also hot.Applying for a beauty pageant as a model can definitely reach the last level, but this is not the type Shen Dong admires. He thinks that girls in white skirts squatting next to them picking oranges are more pleasing to the eye.

"Why does the Taoist still eat these?" The woman smirked, hum, haven't you been bigu for many years.

"The little apprentice likes it." The Taoist sneered, hum, can't eat after bigu?

Not agreeing with each other, the two turned their heads and left angrily.

Shen Dong didn't pay attention to them. He was looking at the girl in the white dress. She had a beautiful back and long black hair, but when she picked out the oranges and turned around to weigh them, Shen Dong was completely stiff.

This girl is not ugly, but her facial features are flat and almost not protruding, as if her face has been patted with a brick!

This curious look!

Wait, you can't show weird eyes, that's impolite!Shen Dong tried his best to put on a nonchalant appearance, weighed the orange and handed it to the girl.Looking at the infinitely beautiful back, Shen Dong belatedly began to suspect, the customers in this supermarket are too strange!

Many were unflattering in appearance, and some even walked in a strange gait, like a stroke or polio!

As the saying goes in the service industry, the customer is God.As long as they consume, it doesn't matter what country they are from or what they look like!Shen Dong thought, anyway, he's just messing around for a month, why bother so much?

Another weird day.

After get off work, Shen Dong got on his bicycle and rode for half an hour, then stopped at the entrance of an alley, took out money to buy steamed buns, and then he watched in astonishment as a bald monk stood in front of a small stall, eating one by one, and took half a bun. He swallowed all the steamed buns in the steamer, and then handed a 50 yuan note to the frightened proprietress.

The proprietress almost fainted, and with trembling hands, she took out 20 yuan for change.

The monk lifted up his cassock, dragged his Zen stick, and went outside. When he saw Shen Dong riding on a bicycle, he opened his eyes wide and excitedly ran over, and walked around Shen Dong: "Wow, you know how to ride this? "

"..." Is cycling an amazing skill?

"It's amazing! In our monastery, the only elder brother who has obtained a driver's license can drive a four-wheeled car that runs on the street! It must be more difficult for a car with only two wheels like this!"

Is this guy from the deep mountains and old forests? !

Shen Dong didn't have time to complain, when he saw the proprietress of the steamed bun shop pointing to someone and saying something, his scalp immediately became numb, he dragged the monk's cassock to drag him up from the wheel, and then angrily said: "Not yet. Go! Do you want to wait for the newspaper?"

He doesn't want to see tomorrow's Weibo topic is that the rice bucket monk appears in the provincial capital, and the bicycle owner in the picture may know him!

Shen Dong's bicycle was pedaling very fast, and finally passed through another alley three streets away. Shen Dong turned around and found that the monk was trotting after him, shouting as he ran, "Hey, fellow daoists ahead, please stay on the wheel." !"

"..."

Whichever bicycle wheel is left will be scrapped, okay?

Fortunately, there was no one in this alley. After the monk ran over, he clasped his hands together without blushing and panting, recited the Buddha's mantra, and then said with a smile: "The poor monk comes from Shaoshishan Dixiu Temple, and the mantra is Zhankong."

There is only Shaolin Temple in Shaoshi Mountain!There is no culture of pretending to be a liar!

Shen Dong really didn't want to talk, but he was afraid that this weird monk would continue to pester him, so he could only perfunctory: "If you have anything, you can just say it directly."

"The poor monk didn't bring that... ID card, can I borrow a place to live?"

"Go forward 1000 meters, turn left, there is a bench in the park!"

After finishing speaking with a blank face, Shen Dong got on his bicycle and left.

Master Zhankong was left alone standing in the same place, the wind blew, and several popsicle plastic bags fluttered over and landed on his cassock and bare head, it was so desolate.