Retire from the human world

September is still the time when autumn tigers are raging, and the outdoor temperature soars, so it is easy to find jobs that require working outdoors.Shen Dong took back his ID card from Du Heng, went home and fell asleep, and went to the labor market the next day refreshed to apply for a courier delivery job.

"There is a contact tool!"

Shen Dong nodded immediately: "Of course there is, and it will be delivered by charging the phone bill."

"...Is there transportation?"

"bike!"

"You'd better turn left and apply for a delivery job!"

"..."

So Shen Dong's job hunting plan changed from delivering couriers to being a temporary worker in a tea restaurant delivering food.

The provincial capital is a very magical place. There are many snacks here, bringing together the characteristics of the north and the south, but the famous restaurants with good reputation and taste all have one thing in common - no takeaway, no group purchases!

Diagonally opposite this tea restaurant is a well-known steamed stuffed bun shop in the provincial capital. It is only open until ten o’clock in the morning every day. There is always a long queue at the door of the shop.Citizens in the provincial capital are very particular about food, and suddenly they have a thought, and it often happens that they take an hour's bus to queue up to buy steamed stuffed buns. Stores like this will never have to worry about no customers.

This half-Chinese and non-foreign-style tea restaurant looks quite high, but it is not good enough. Even at meal times, the occupancy rate is [-]%.

Shen Dong ran to take a look, and then he found out that the owner of this restaurant was very capable and put the name card of the restaurant set price at the KTV reception of all the hotel bathhouses within one kilometer, saying that it was for delivery, but only for those occasions. At first, the boss was very stingy and wanted the idle waiters to go out to deliver them, but those girls who were not stupid refused to do so, so they had to come out and recruit someone else.

However, the boss's stingy nature will not change. Finding a food delivery person and doing retests. In the end, because Shen Dong is young and not bad, he will definitely be able to enter the lobby of a four-star hotel without being kicked out by the security guards. Accepted.

In less than ten days, Shen Dong became familiar with all the entertainment venues in the vicinity, including chess and card rooms in hidden corners, bathhouses with an ambiguous business scope, and fast hotels known as good places to have sex—but such things have What a big deal.It will definitely not be more challenging than entering a toilet and discovering that it is a restaurant, or taking a taxi and discovering that the driver is a sword repairer.

So the world is still pretty normal.

Ah Piao is a rare thing that is rarely encountered, and the number of local ruffians and scum far exceeds that of demons and ghosts.If one ignores the little civet cat who is always lying on the back seat of his bicycle and never lets go of him, it can be said that Shen Dong's life has completely returned to normal.

——Except for going home every day and seeing the 46-inch LCD TV hanging on the living room wall.

The landlord came to collect the rent once, but Shen Dong didn't dare to let him in, so he hurriedly gave him the money downstairs.

The door of Du Heng's room is always closed, even if he goes in to look, the inside is empty and he can't see anything, but sometimes Shen Dong will get up in the middle of the night to drink water, or when he comes out of the kitchen, he suddenly finds Du Heng in the living room. Sitting down—this girl must know the invisibility method of piercing walls!

Without any unexpected interference, Shen Dong felt that something was wrong when he regained his peaceful and hasty life.

"Hey, you said he won't encounter any trouble!" After not seeing Du Heng for three consecutive days, Shen Dong squatted in a corner of the restaurant when he was free, and asked the pomegranate at his feet licking his paws.

——Well, the training class said that the strength of a sword repairer without a sword must be reduced by at least [-]%.

If the bastards in the comprehension world only need to drive taxis, watch soap operas and go to the supermarket all day long, Shen Dong wouldn't be bothered to think about what Du Heng is doing all day long.Isn't it said that the Netherworld declared that it would go to war, and the big tree blooming that is not in the middle of winter, Shen Dong has seen the IQ and EQ status of the cultivation world, it is really difficult for him to believe that the cultivation world has a chance to win.

This is the back door of the tea restaurant, and the two cooks are also squatting next to them to enjoy their cigarettes, and next to them is the aunt who washes the dishes, discussing gossip news in the newspaper.

"...So, the man is afraid of getting into the wrong line of work and the woman is afraid of marrying the wrong man. The old saying is true!" The dishwashing lady twisted the rag vigorously, and the dishes were going to be sent to the kitchen disinfection cabinet for final processing, she was full of interest Talking to the waiter who was drying the tablecloths and napkins about the marriage of a celebrity, and then the topic changed miraculously, a cook shook his head with a cigarette in his mouth and sighed: "This man, I really can't see what happened in the next five or ten years... …Learning how to cook is not too bad. My buddy, from the neighbors in the neighborhood, boasted that he did not study medicine, and later entered the second hospital in the provincial capital. It is reasonable to say that it has a bright future, but as a result, he will be able to do it in a month. Not to mention the salary of more than 3000 points, but the day before yesterday was broken by an unreasonable family member of the patient, I really can't say it!"

"No, some professions look glamorous...the entanglements can be filled with baskets!"

Shen Dong's thoughts flew away.

Speaking of which, if he hadn't been so convulsed and went to Shanhai.com—well, even if Du Heng didn't find him, it wouldn't have improved the essence of the problem at all!If he had been delivering food from the beginning, there was no guarantee that one day Du Heng would die on the battlefield, and then he would suddenly fall to the ground and die suddenly. Emma thought it was the boss who mistreated the employees and caused the death!

No, if he died, would there be a body?

He seems to have a cheating original shape!Damn it, the training class didn't say what would happen if the monster was transformed into a successful monster and died, but according to Liaozhai's logic, it might be a sword lying on the ground.

Shen Dong's head was full of black lines.

Does he have to regret the use of a piece of ore?

If you can forge iron and make pots, why do you forge weapons? Or it doesn't matter if you say weapons, why should you become a sword in the hands of a swordsman!This is the household registration binding, and you will be cheated for a lifetime!

—Forget it, as an ore, do you think you have the right to choose?

"Xiao Shen, there's an order at the front desk!"

Shen Dong responded, and the cook next to him could only quickly finish his cigarette, and walked in muttering: "Who is this, order takeaway at ten o'clock in the morning, and eat breakfast, right?"

Donburi rice is the most ordered food delivery item, which is very good and has all the meals.The restaurant is also easy to make, just put the dish on the fragrant rice that has been cooked long ago, and pack it into a lunch box.

Shen Dong carried a plastic bag full of four boxes of rice with tomato and beef, and got on his bicycle, which was two streets away. He quickly delivered the things. Four-star hotels have many rules, so you have to go Report to the front desk and ask the staying guests to answer the phone to confirm that this is the case.

Shen Dong didn't lie on the marble countertop. The bottom of the lunch box is still oily after all. If you pay attention to the small details and don't cause trouble for others, you will get rewards over time. At least the attitude of the front desk of this hotel has changed from a formulaic love He ignored it and became a guest who was willing to ask Shen Dong which room he was in.

While on the phone, Shen Dong could hear a man checking out next to him chatting up the front desk lady: "Your hotel has a wide range of businesses, even Taoist priests."

Where did the priest come from?

It's not that Shen Dong's ideas are outdated, it's just that it's like seeing a monk talking on his cell phone. Most people always think it's a bit strange for a Taoist priest to live in a star hotel.But then I thought about it, maybe it was a religious academic seminar, and I couldn't let people stay in a third-rate hotel when I was away from home.

"Huh?" Just as Shen Dong was about to close the elevator door, a sweaty fat man suddenly rushed in.

The fat man quickly stretched out his finger and poked the button on the eighth floor, and the others in the elevator moved away in disgust, so Shen Dong, who delivered the food, and the fat man happened to meet each other.

"Xiao Shen?"

"Manager Yu?"

Yu Kun directly wiped his face with his sleeve, while looking at Shen Dong strangely: "What are you?"

"Working to make money." Shen Dong said without hesitation. Although he still hasn't figured out what the true nature of General Manager Yu is, the training class said that this guy has a high prestige in the cultivation world, so he is either a certain celebrity or a certain person. Famous beast!Obviously that's the case, you can see that pomegranate shrank back quietly.

"Manager Yu hasn't paid me half a month's salary, and the supermarket is closed indefinitely. If I don't want to make money, do I want to drink the northwest wind? It's no problem. I can't even find the northwest wind in this summer."

This sounds like a labor dispute, or the wage arrears kind!

Yu Kun faced the contemptuous gazes of everyone in the elevator, and touched his chin with a dry smile:

"That's not what you said. On Xiaoshen's terms, you still come out... Hey, are you delivering food? Oh, this Du Heng is too stingy. Look at the relationship between you! Even if he doesn't give you Buy a recently popular skin care product set, at least take care of food and drink..."

This time it was Shen Dong who received the strange gaze.

Holy crap, Shen Dong felt that if he looked like a passer-by, no, as long as he looked like Chi Mao, Custodian would not suffer from this kind of gaze!He couldn't argue yet.

What can be said?

Du Heng is Du Heng, what does his own life have to do with Du Heng?If Emma's words were changed to a woman's, they would be the lines of a bloody TV series about marrying into a wealthy family!

Shen Dong was so overwhelmed by his own associations, he really wanted to shut up Yu Kun's chattering mouth!

Fortunately, the elevators started to stop at the floors. The hotel is different from other places. When you go downstairs, you go directly to the first floor, and when you go upstairs, you go from the first floor to each floor. The waiters use the freight elevator, and it is rare for people to enter the middle floor.

In the blink of an eye, only Yu Kun and Shen Dong were left in the elevator.

Not long after glaring, Shen Dong suddenly noticed that something was wrong with Yu Kun's appearance, for example, the hairline on the top of his head was obviously raised, and the hairline in the middle was also sparse. If he was a different person, he would undoubtedly be overstressed, middle-aged and bald. .But Yu Kun doesn't seem to be human. If the chef of Shanhai.com is gluttonous, then the general manager must be big enough.

An old monster who has lived for thousands of years keeps losing his hair in just half a month?

"War?" Shen Dong asked nervously.

"Uh, not yet."

Shen Dong's eyes drifted to the top of his head, the meaning was obvious.

"Ah, you said this, hehe, it can't be helped because of the season."

You fool me, mortals lose their hair in autumn, you ancient monsters don't even need to change their hair, do you?

Shen Dong thought contemptuously, when he arrived at the eighth floor, he got out of the elevator first, glanced out of the corner of his eye, and Yu Kun entered a room directly behind him.Forget it, it would be a big trouble to get involved in things in the realm of comprehension, so just pretend you didn't see it.

He knocked on the door at the end of the corridor. The unspoken rule of this business is that you are not allowed to enter the room where the guests are, regardless of whether it is a private KTV bath room or a hotel room. There were cameras in the corridor, so when the takeaway was delivered and the money was collected, Shen Dong turned around to go back, but suddenly found that the pomegranate was gone.

The civet cat is a black and fluffy mass, which is easy to recognize on the warm yellow carpet, and there is no garbage here, the corridor is empty, and the little one who was there just now has disappeared.

"Pomegranate?"

Shen Dong shouted in a low voice, he didn't dare to raise his voice, he walked along the corridor and searched, when suddenly a hand stretched out and dragged him into the room directly by his collar.

Shen Dong reacted very quickly and kicked him with one kick, but the opponent didn't move at all, and closed the door calmly with a bang, but Shen Dong felt that what he kicked was a pillar, and his foot was so hard that it was numb. It suddenly dawned on me that it turned out to be the Spirit of the Mountain Ax that had shrunk in half and was only two meters high.

Then I looked down, and there was a short boy in golden clothes standing on the carpet in the hotel room, holding a pomegranate in his hand, and said with a serious face, "We have something unfortunate to inform you!"

Shen Dong's eyes fell on Yu Kun who was scratching his hair behind him again, and he patted Kai Shan Fu Ling's hand: "I don't want to know about your posture, right?"

"Do you know Daoist Broken Gourd?"

"Environment restoration for Zheng Changhou, what's the matter?" Shen Dong said, suddenly thought that the last time he saw the sloppy Taoist, he seemed to be dragged into the nether world with Du Heng after eating barbecue?

"Ten days ago, Zheng Changhou ran out again, and we only found out that Daoist Pogou was missing."

This is really sad enough, I can't remember his existence until I don't need it.

"There are a lot of people who know the technique of praying for rain in the comprehension world, but they are not as capable as Daoist Pogou. Du Heng said that he probably knows where Pogou is, but now he is... gone."

"what?!"

All the Taoist priests, monsters, or the leaders of the cultivation world who don't know what they are in the room all coughed lightly in embarrassment.

By the way, this scene is very familiar. 100 years ago, they told Du Heng a sad news like this - your sword may really be missing. We searched for a long time in Beimang Mountain but didn't find it.