Retire from the human world

Compared to a certain person who accidentally ate his own magic weapon, it is nothing at all for Jianxiu to have an accident when he "retracts his sword". The world of cultivation is also a little bit better, at least they are not surprised, and Shen Dong's pressure is greatly relieved in an instant , You can do research on what Du Heng is thinking every day.

In the past, when Shen Dong looked at Du Heng's appearance, he always felt that it was a bit of an eyesore. He always had a kind of expression. At first glance, he was gentle and kind, with a slight smile. The first impression was gone, this guy wasn't smiling at all, at best he just curved so slightly, it was hard to see obvious emotional fluctuations in his eyes.

This will inevitably make Shen Dong slander, this person who only wants to become a fairy, not to mention affectionate and righteous, probably doesn't even know how to write the word "love and righteousness", it is better to stay far away, who can guess what Du Heng is thinking in his heart.

——In the deep mountains and old forests, the years of silence passed by, now Shen Dong sees Du Heng again, and suddenly realizes it.

Du Heng liked to keep a straight face since he was a child, and now he has this kind of virtue, which is entirely his master's fault.

Whoever is bombarded with all kinds of Arabian Nights, fallacies and heresies all day long will develop such a calm, "Oh, is it?" expression, and respond to all changes with the same.

Because all people who love to gossip have a common problem, that is, while talking, they get satisfaction from the surprised and puzzled expressions of the other party, and they also like to stop at key plot points, waiting for people to ask "then" and "why" , Then complacent.Therefore, Du Heng was unmoved, no matter how bizarre anecdotes and ridiculous arguments his master said, he still looked at a certain point on the wall of the cave, usually at this time, the spirit stone was placed on his left, and the master was opposite.

The physical strength and stamina of a cultivator who aims to become a fairy is very hopeless. It will be absolutely fine for three days and three nights. At the end, he will ask like a convulsion, do you remember what the teacher said yesterday?to test you...

This is not the scariest thing, the scariest thing is——

Du Heng's master yearns for the characters who explained education in the past. In layman's terms, he is a die-hard fan of explaining education.It is said that he is a well-known sword cultivator in the cultivation world, and his ancestor's ancestor has always lived in Donghai. In the end, he insisted that his senior brother didn't want him, and his junior brother didn't care. As soon as his master ascended, he ran all the way to Zhongnan Mountain to find a cave, and then went to Abduct an apprentice.

It's really abduction.

Legend has it that the son of Huang Feihu, King of Wucheng, was playing in the garden one day when a strong wind blew up. After the wind passed, his son disappeared mysteriously. The apprentice has gone - does this sound like Fengshenyanyi?It's just like Journey to the West, well, the king of such and such rolled up a gust of evil wind, snatching beautiful women or taking away pink and tender children to eat.

The god who did such an inconspicuous thing is actually the Twelve Golden Immortals.

When the white-bearded old man proudly talked about this matter for the first time, even Du Heng, who was used to being calm, couldn't help but stare at him. Seeing that there was a slight sign of the master-student turning against each other, the truth made people It's ridiculous.

Du Heng was indeed abducted by the white-bearded old man with a gust of wind, but the location was slightly wrong.

Counting 500 years ago, it happened from time to time that one person's bad luck would affect the whole family. Although it would not kill the nine clans, there were also cases where wives and daughters were sent to the church and men were exiled. Locked up in prison, who knows whether it is wronged or on the wrong team, or if he deserved what he deserved.

The white-bearded old man didn't even know Du Heng's real surname, but just happened to be wandering around in the mortal world and saw a group of people in the prison being dragged out to be sold or exiled on the spot. So a guy who lacked an apprentice simply whipped up a gust of wind under the eyes of everyone.

When Du Heng heard about this incident, 300 years had passed since the "accident" and the Ming Dynasty was gone...

——I can only continue to look at the ground silently, as if I didn’t hear anything, what else can I do?

This is just one of the embarrassing things.

For example, Du Heng has eaten apricots the most since he was a child.

There are countless apricots, some are red, some are yellow, some are sour and some are sweet. Du Heng's master planted a whole apricot grove in front and back of the cave, and it was not enough. He walked around all day long, especially in autumn. If you see wild apricots, pick two and bring them back.

Taoist monks don’t eat after bigu, and it’s normal to eat some mountain fruit and clear spring occasionally when they are idle and panic.

So Du Heng never doubted it, but now that Shen Dong dug up this passage from his recovered memory, he suddenly felt horrified, and kept staring at Du Heng's shoulder.

The two of them just kept sitting opposite each other, motionless.

Shen Dong was covered by a blanket thrown by the ginseng doll. Du Heng was shirtless, and he could see everything clearly from a short distance away. Adam's apple, collarbone, light-colored protrusion... Shen Dong didn't feel embarrassed at all, but instead After rolling his eyes up and down, he thought sullenly, the cultivator is indeed a existence that has been hacked against the sky, not to mention the scars, even the moles can't be found, the skin is as transparent as jade, and the hand feel is probably not much worse.

Du Heng could feel the burning gaze even with his eyes closed, and his energy stagnated. It took him a long time to calm down, and he couldn't help asking: "What are you looking at?"

Shen Dong didn't even think about it, and just blurted out:

"You ate so many apricots for nothing!"

Now Shen Dong knows the truth that he didn't discover when he was making stones. It is said that there used to be a fairy named Yun Zhongzi living in Zhongnan Mountain. One day his apprentice Lei Zhenzi secretly ate two fairy apricots on the mountain. With two wings growing, it has the power of wind and thunder, and of course the good looks are disfigured into blue-faced fangs.

Judging from the reaction, it is obvious that Du Heng also heard about this story later.

"Pfft...cough cough!"

This breath is off, half a day of luck is all in vain.

Du Heng raised his hands from his knees, and he didn't see any hindrance in his movements, so he easily passed Shen Dong and got out of bed.Only Liu Shen Dong didn't dare to turn his head back, nor did he dare to move, he could only mutter angrily.

Cultivators are really unscientific. Sitting cross-legged in one posture for so long, the hands and feet are not numb, and the qi and blood flow smoothly. Why don't you sit on the top of Mount Everest and practice?

Shen Dong thought sullenly, he doesn't know how long he will have to sit there, it's fine if he doesn't have anything to eat and drink.

Before he finished muttering, Du Heng came back and sat back beside Shen Dong, holding a bamboo-like cup in his hand, which contained a light blue liquid, and he cleared his mind when he smelled it.

Guess it's a good thing.

"Far Fragrant Brew."

"Wine?" It should be called Niang.

"almost……"

Shen Dong was alert immediately, not knowing what this thing was made of, or not to drink it.

Seeing that he even glanced over, Du Heng was a little puzzled: "This is the best elixir in Shennong Valley, and a lot of it is sold to the Rizhao Sect for medicinal use every year. If you don't let this go, the elixir produced will be as effective as it is." Not so much."

When you talk about how to make alchemy, it sounds like rubbing balls and throwing oil into the pan.

Shen Dong insisted on stiffening his neck and not moving, as long as the price of any good thing is sure to be so good that it makes one's scalp tingle, try not to touch it if it is not necessary.

"How long have I been like this."

Shen Dong inexplicably remembered that in the TV series, he suddenly ate the treasures of heaven and earth, and gained some kind of martial arts master, because he was not used to the sudden surge in skill, he jumped up and bumped his head, and took a step to step on the stone to make a footprint. What happened to him? What's worse, even if you don't even move, it's better not to move. If you speak a little louder, your cheek joints will make suspicious clicking sounds.

My head is full of black lines when I think about it, do I have to relearn from walking sadly?Otherwise, the bed will be turned into powder when the hand is propped up, and the floor will be pierced by the foot?Then he might as well make a sword back!

"Three days."

Du Heng's words just put Shen Dong in a good mood, but it disappeared immediately.

Because there is a piece of paper in front of me, all the words written by doctors throughout the ages can be called alien language, no matter if it is a mortal hospital or the Shennong Valley in the cultivation world, maybe even the gods are the same.All the masters in charge of dispensing medicines in pharmacies, in fact, the most suitable occupation for them is not pharmacists, but the research on the recognition of ancient characters.

"What is written on it?" Shen Dong really wanted to roll his eyes. Simplified characters can be written into alien characters by the doctor, not to mention that he has recovered a little bit of memory. He knows that there are several types of fonts that are currently popular in the cultivation world. The characters are relatively new. The Tianyanzong classics that make magic treasures still use oracle bone inscriptions. The secrets of the exercises that Master Du Heng produced back then include the seal script used in the Qin Dynasty. Basically, the older the sect, the more worrying its cultural level.

"It's a prescription for you. It basically means that the qi channels are uneven. If you want to integrate them, the vitality coming from the palm is weak, and you can only blend them through the vitality spit out from the lungs."

"What is the vitality spit out from the lungs, where do you put it?" Shen Dong was very puzzled.

Du Heng was silent for a second.

Then he touched his own lips with his fingers, and pressed a certain acupoint on Shen Dong's lower lip.

"..."

Quack doctor, definitely a quack doctor, where have you seen a doctor who gave a diagnosis and prescribed "you'll be fine after a kiss" and "By the way, here are the specific methods and steps of how to kiss"...

Shen Dong now has the heart to smash this medical clinic, how can Du Heng say these things without the slightest embarrassment as if nothing happened.

As if aware of his doubts, Du Heng raised his eyes, and asked calmly: "This is just the simplest way to save energy, what's wrong with you?"

He's all bad, okay?

"At most I am your sword." Shen Dong wanted to grit his teeth, but he almost crushed his own teeth, and twitched in pain.

"Yes."

"..." This feeling of being unable to spit out a mouthful of blood choked in the throat!

Shen Dong said angrily, "Can we speak human language?"

"You and I have been cultivating for almost 500 years. It's just a trivial matter. Why do you care so much?" Du Heng looked normal, but his eyes darkened slightly.

Shen Dong was complaining, why 500 years, the sword repairer and the sword master are called fellow practitioners?

Uh, well, it's barely counted, anyway, it's just a fellow practitioner, and it's not twins... What the hell!

Du Heng watched Shen Dong's changing expression with interest, and after a while, he asked in a low voice: "At that time...why did you go to catch that thunderbolt?"

"What else is there, it's silly and naive."

Shen Dong squinted his eyes. He should have realized that the gossip in the ghost training class is not the whole truth, just like all the stories in this world, and it is inevitable that they will be out of shape when they are spread out. So he was not struck by the sky lightning, but he just got out of it by being stupid. ——You said how stupid it is to do it. The sword is there, and the sword destroys people. No matter who dies between the two of them, the other one can't live. What's the point of blocking lightning, how stupid!

It must be because he only had consciousness at the time and hadn't opened up his spiritual wisdom!

Yes, that's it, you can't ask a sword to know too much.

But why is Du Heng's expression a bit grim? I remember that no matter what strange news he heard, he would never show any clues—you told him that you were too stupid and naive to block the catastrophe for him back then, who would be happy? get up?

Looking at the bamboo cup placed directly on the bed, and hearing Du Heng leave the room, Shen Dong was dumbfounded for a long time before he barely realized that Du Heng was sulking?How rare, even those who want to become immortals will be angry.

Shen Dong thought indifferently, what he was most concerned about now was how to move his neck, otherwise what if he couldn't bear the drowsiness, and when his head fell down and felt drowsy, he used too much force and broke his neck bone?

A ginseng doll sneaked in from behind the door.

The flesh on its body was all pink, and it approached Shen Dong cautiously with its bare feet, took the bamboo cup with a thief-like attitude, and ran away in a panic.

It is normal for ginseng to be afraid of weapons with evil spirits.

As for weapons, the most normal thing is to go to the battlefield with others. No matter what the outcome is, the meaning of existence is to have it. You can't just watch Du Heng suffer.So speaking of it, this is also an endless loop.

Shen Dong stared at the blanket in a daze.

"You want to die first?"

Shen Dong was so startled that he almost lost control and fell down. It would be wrong to break his bones. This guy Du Heng walks without making a sound, and why did he come back so quickly—yeah, don't underestimate those who want to become immortals The IQ level of the practitioner.

Du Heng stared straight at him: "If you are struck by the thunderbolt, I will die immediately. Is this your idea?"

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Shen Dong immediately said:

"Director Du, what are weapons used for? They can also be used to slay oneself with a horizontal sword when the end of the road is desperate. Whether it is shot by an arrow or struck by lightning, if you can't hold it, you can only stand on the ground like that white fox. Climbing out more than ten meters, you were hit by arrows in succession and finally lost your breath, and you didn’t want to just shoot to death...the sword had to be impulsive, who knows what the result will be, maybe it’s called death and rebirth?"

——What do you exist in the world?

--that person.