Retire from the human world

Whoever was kissed by someone in the crowd, the background sound might be full of bloody booing like "together", but now the atmosphere is very serious, there are a group of ginseng dolls sitting in rows in the room, because of fear, they all suffer Crowded into a pile against the corner, the doctor of Shennonggu said that the aura of century-old ginseng is good, and dragging it here is a natural energy-gathering array.

——Looking at the shaking of these little dolls, Shen Dong couldn't even find the words to complain.

The doctor with the mustache is still standing far away, pushing the tortoiseshell lens with his hand from time to time, the other hand is stretched out, five fingers are spread out, and he is muttering, at least he must look like Zhan Yuan to be a magic stick. No one in the mountain village believed it.

Shen Dong was so embarrassing that he no longer even felt embarrassed.

Also, if everyone surrounds you for three days with a serious expression of undergoing a major operation, in the face of such a noble cause as curing diseases and saving lives, all thoughts of crooked thinking should be stepped on.

Becoming an immortal is undoubtedly a more noble cause than this—Shen Dong doesn’t have to be calm if he wants to, he is always sleepy by the doctor’s reading, this is a bad habit brought by Master Du Heng, the result of being broken is consciousness Hazy, I don't know how long it has been, my lips feel warm, and here I am dreaming that I am eating beef noodles.

Well, the soup was a bit cold, not hot enough, lukewarm, and the beef was stewed badly and soft.

Strange why it can't come down when it sticks to your lips?

Shen Dong involuntarily wanted to stick out his tongue to lick it, but as soon as his jaw opened, a warm air flow suddenly slid in, making it feel comfortable from the mouth to the inside. Which beef noodle is this? Woolen cloth?

In this urgency, I wanted to reach out to grab the chopsticks and grab the noodle bowl.

Of course, the noodle bowl was missed, and the person woke up.

Looking at the face so close, and the slightly closed eyelashes, it didn't even tremble, and the breathing was steady. Although it was just the lips sticking together, Du Heng didn't seem to mind what he was doing at all. That kind of calm really makes people have the urge to punch through.

"Hey!"

Shen Dong instinctively pushed the person away and jumped off the bed.

"Oh, it's just fine. How does it feel? Arms are arms and legs are legs!" Doctor Mustache came over to look at Shen Dong with a smile, boasting by the way, "The signboard of Shennong Valley has been around for thousands of years, Yu Kun just wants to It's not that easy to smash."

Du Heng didn't listen to his nonsense, he closed his cross-legged posture, opened his eyes and asked directly:

"how do you feel?"

Shen Dong's face turned a little blue from the suffocation, he wanted to say how can a dignified man feel when he is kissed by a man, but the key problem is that he also knew that Du Heng didn't ask him this.

What's more terrible is that the situation is really good now, the hands and feet that cannot be used are flexible, and there is a breath of energy with a little movement, and the eyes have improved, and even the ashes and spider webs on the old beams can be seen. I can see clearly, and my mind is refreshed, and my body is so light that I can walk without any effort.

In the past, he might have to straighten his neck and open his eyes to say a few nonsense, because Shen Dong was subconsciously dissatisfied with these changes, but now that he thinks about it, Du Heng is really unlucky.I was born with bad luck, so I am lucky to be able to get rid of that tragic fate and embark on the road of cultivation, but I met that kind of wonderful master again. As a sword cultivator, I have no troubles in the cultivation world, but in the end I met Beimanshan Great battle, so desperate to rush through the catastrophe on the battlefield.

It is said that it takes ninety-nine or eighty-one difficulties to learn from the Western Paradise, Shen Dong now feels that it may be difficult for Du Heng to transform himself.

Whose sword would make a sword cultivator so troublesome?

Du Heng is already unlucky enough, and besides, he is tied to his life, Shen Dong thinks he should correct his attitude, Jian wants to live a good life, of course he can't live against Jianxiu.

So he bit the bullet and pretended nothing had happened: "It feels okay."

"I think so."

"..."

What do you mean, what do you mean by that?

Shen Dong could only bring back his thoughts of going astray in an instant, and by the way, he said silently a hundred times that seeking medical treatment is a serious matter, and seeking immortality is a lofty ideal.

"I will send the bill to Manager Yu for the hospitalization and treatment expenses." The doctor smiled and opened the door, and the ginseng dolls rushed out, only to roll back one by one in a daze.

"It's not good, something serious happened!"

A little old man who looked like a coal digger rushed up, pointing his finger downstairs tremblingly.

Whether it was a flood or an earthquake, Shen Dong was still pondering, but immediately fell to the ground when he heard the last sentence.

"You ate the magic weapon again?" The doctor asked with a frown.

"How can I, I have already trained him into a steamed stuffed bun overnight, and I hate eating steamed stuffed buns the most in my life."

"Then what happened?" Doctor Mustache drove the ginseng dolls downstairs. One of them was so frightened that his legs were weak that he couldn't walk, so he simply picked it up and threw it on his back. As soon as he touched the narrow stairs, he heard the guy rubbing his fingers nervously: "Yes, the TV has a signal."

"..."

"Roll-boom!"

Doctor Shen Nonggu stepped on the ground and rolled downstairs with a group of ginseng dolls.

Shen Dong looked at Du Heng, and asked silently: Generally speaking, isn't it good news that the TV has a signal?

"How is it possible? Why is this happening!"

Downstairs came the howl of the doctor beating his chest and stomping his feet.

"Yeah, yeah, how are you going to live these days, what happened, why did the signal suddenly recover?" A certain patient continued to mutter.

Shen Dong found that he couldn't see the answer from Du Heng's calm expression, so he might as well find out by himself.

So he ran downstairs very easily, and happened to see a very old black and white TV set hanging on the side wall of the store on the first floor, playing a program, and it happened to be Yu Kun's picture after liposuction. Face: "... whoever throws rotten apples at the scene through spells, I will let my chef eat him!!"

Du Heng also walked out of the room, and stood on the stairs watching Yu Kun on TV and growled: "I repeat, I am Yu Kun, I am really Yu Kun!"

"..."

There was silence in the TV for a few seconds, and then there was a disdainful murmur.

"Who are you lying to? I only heard that Li Gui has plastic surgery services, and Manager Yu's physique is too bad for surgery!"

"Even if you are Yu Kun, you still have to give an explanation."

Yu Kun tried his best to take a deep breath, and then forced out a smile. In the past, the flesh on his face must have been twisted into a ball, but now it is very deceptive. Look at this smile, which is so sincere that it can deceive the female ghost: "I Let me repeat the situation to fellow Taoists who just watched the show, because I accidentally lost my way to the opposite side of Shenzhou a few days ago, I had an idea and calculated it, and immediately took it to heart..."

The mustache doctor grabbed a bamboo cup on the table and threw it at the TV screen.

Immediately Shen Dong was dumbfounded to see that the cup miraculously disappeared after touching the TV screen, and then Yu Kun on the screen turned his head to one side, barely avoiding the cup that miraculously entered the TV, and at the same time there were rotten date pits, small stones , gourd ladle, by the way, there is even a pill furnace, and it is even burning inside, it is too cruel... Maybe a certain Taoist leader of the Rizhao Sect picked it up and threw it away?

It turns out that TV sets in the realm of comprehension have such a heaven-defying function!

Ordinary people’s videos can only add bullet screens, while the cultivation world can pop up the audience’s comments in the live broadcast, and they can directly throw things at them-the news program host in the cultivation world must be a high-risk industry and can’t do it even if he dies!

"Our TV..."

Shen Dong couldn't help but say.

After Du Heng heard his modifier, his eyes were fixed, and he went downstairs without a sound, and stood behind Shen Dong: "That TV is the cheapest, and it has no function other than watching it."

"Oh."

Shen Dong also remembered what the kid in Shanhai Tesco said when he was selling TVs at the home appliance counter. He looked at the black and white TV on the wall that seemed to be produced in the last century with regret, and then thought about the 46-inch LCD in his home. Sigh, how can it look like something that has been dragged back from the garbage collection bin and reworked!

Yu Kun on the TV screen was shouting angrily:

"I don't talk about the process, I only talk about the result! I sacrificed my image and changed back to the original form on the side of Shenzhou. A lot of aura melted there, which obviously overwhelmed all the aura on the side of Shenzhou. Now all the low-level ghost monsters I ran over there, don’t you feel that Shenzhou is much more stable recently?”

The messy things on the TV screen are gone, and the noisy background sound is also gone.

So Yu Kun looked around triumphantly:

"It is said that Xing Tian, ​​the boss of the nether world, and the second son, the second son, had a small disagreement, and the quarrel was very unpleasant. Qiongqi secretly brought a group of ghosts to prepare for relocation. The world of comprehension is about to usher in peace and stability, which cannot be resolved for thousands of years. The problems left over from the history of the Netherworld will soon come to a successful conclusion with them chasing spiritual energy and smuggling to the other side of the ocean!"

"..."

You probably learned the format of this press release from CCTV!

Can the public in the cultivation world really understand?Shen Dong expressed deep doubts.

"So!" Yu Kun coughed dryly, because the eyebrows were painted on, so no matter how happy the expression was, there was no option to be elated. It looked a bit weird, especially with a bare head, which made people have to think about it in black lines. The guy must have lost all his hair.All the hair on the body, you know.

"Starting today, the first level of combat readiness will be lifted, and only normal garrison personnel will be left in Beiman Mountain. All blocked TV program signals will return to normal, and you can watch channels inside and outside China. At the same time, all life in the cultivation world will return to Beiman Mountain. The barrier collapsed According to the normal order before, Shanhai.com will reopen its doors tomorrow, just in time for the Mid-Autumn Festival shopping festival on August [-]th..."

Before Yu Kun could finish his promotional words, countless UFOs appeared on the screen in an instant.

Even the mustache doctor yelled at the TV in a rage:

"Who wants to restore normal order?"

At the same time, countless angry shouts came from the TV:

"Who cares about peace? We want war."

"Yes! We want to fight, not to take exams!"

"puff--"

Shen Dong sprayed, and sure enough the TV signal was restored, it was "something is wrong".

And leaders in the comprehension world are also high-risk occupations!

He touched his lips subconsciously, and suddenly found that Du Heng was looking at him, so Shen Dong immediately let go of his hands in embarrassment. In the end, he was still surprised, he didn't do anything wrong, why did he suddenly feel guilty?

Wait, it seems—

Shen Dong looked at Du Heng, and suddenly thought, he seems to be going back to be a cashier!

Du Heng was also distracted, and hurried back to buy the house with three or four holes in the roof. The decoration was done before Shen Dong went back, and he had to find a way to keep him from staying in the supermarket. Well, the shopping festival has too many customers is a good idea!