Retire from the human world

No matter what changes, this life will continue to live.Xing Tian lost his head and was still begging for a living, and his whole body was wrapped in chains, wasn't he still actively looking for fun?Whether you can leave the world is one thing, but the key is to continue to live comfortably.

Shen Dong misinterpreted the doctor's phrase "obtaining the Tao" to mean that he has now become a person with hands and feet who can cultivate, which already sounds outrageous.After staying at the doctor's office in Shennonggu for three days, I didn't eat and didn't feel hungry. When I came out, I didn't even have time to go home, so I was dragged into the car by Du Heng and drove directly to Shanhai.com.

Shen Dong's advantage is probably that he never thinks that he is too great, and his disadvantage is that he has no vision.For example, now he suddenly thinks that there is still a pack of unsold animal slippers at home, and the possibility of putting them on consignment at Shanhai.com is too low. Whoever wants to wear slippers in the cultivation world might as well set up a street stall.Seeing that the weather is getting colder every day, no, there are pomegranates in addition to slippers at home!

"No, I still have to go home, the pomegranate will starve to death!"

Du Heng conveniently took out a paper crane made of yellow talisman paper from the cardboard box in front of the driver's seat, moved the crane's wings from flat to vertical with his fingers, and then threw it out of the car window.

The paper cranes turned into golden light and flew away quickly outside the glass window.

"It will go out to find food by itself, you don't have to worry." It would be strange if the tengu died of starvation at home.

"Why do I feel like you are being kidnapped? Shanhai.com only has dead members and no resigned employees. If I don't want to do it, is it possible that the entire cultivation world will chase me down? This assumption is completely untenable." Shen Dong leaned back The chair is also the co-pilot's seat. In the past, it was always awkward for him to be next to Du Heng, or he was just sitting on pins and needles, but now he doesn't care at all.

Could this be broken jars?

No, I am used to it.

The consciousness of spirit stones is nothing, they are just blurred images one after another, but before becoming a sword, Du Heng was with Tian. If it weren't for cultivators, there would usually be no scars or birthmarks on their bodies. Shen Dong felt that he could do it. It's like a treasure.

Speaking of it, it seems that Du Heng was at a loss.

Thinking about it this way, Shen Dong felt complacent, anyway, they were already grasshoppers on the same line, unable to run away even if they lived or died.

If there is no accident, Du Heng should be able to live in peace and stability for hundreds of years. The Eastern cultivation world is not interested in the lofty goal of unifying the world. At most, they dislike each other, but there is no conspiracy.After all, everyone is devoting all their energies to the big event of becoming an immortal, and occasionally they have to spend some of it for exams. The cultivation world itself has no power, so of course no one would want to kill Yu Kun and replace him as the leader—who would? Desperately working hard, the uprising is just to grab the position of the general manager of the supermarket?

Shen Dong waited for a long time without hearing Du Heng's answer, and after being distracted for a long time, Shen Dong leaned on the chair and fell asleep.

Although the provincial capital is in the south, it's really not a super-populous metropolis. Because Shanhai.com opened here, so strange places like Shennonggu Hospital and Yese Restaurant are also stationed here.

The black car gradually drove into the dilapidated streets of Dongcheng District, and stopped at the gate of Shanhai.com.

Yu Kun stood in front of the gate of the supermarket and looked up at the sky. He glanced impatiently at the side of the road and found a black car. He hurried over and yelled through the glass window, "Where's your phone? I thought you were being chased too." killed!"

"Who happened?"

Du Heng unbuckled his seat belt, patted the shoulder of Shen Dong, who was dazed and opened his eyes, to signal that he was here.

"It's Zheng Changhou, he seems to be targeted by the second leader."

"right here?"

"Yes, it should be in the provincial capital." Yu Kun nodded heavily. Chef Guo had just smashed Ye Se restaurant for a few days, and even the decoration was not done. Zheng Changhou would not go to other cities. Of course, this is not the point. The evidence is—

"The call will display the city!"

"..."

This is a very good and powerful reason.

But Yu Kun is not in the mood to joke, what does it mean that the second party is in this city?

Shanhai.com is going to hold a shopping festival, and there is a dangerous person hanging around here. I really don't feel at ease if he is not brought to justice.

"Can you kill the second one?"

"The one named Wei is fine, the second loser..." Du Heng stopped with an obvious expression.

During the heyday of the cultivation world, there were about thirteen cultivators who were about to cross the catastrophe, two of them were sword cultivators, and such a lineup did not wipe out the Netherworld and kill the second one. This kind of dream is only suitable for daytime.

"Then drive him back!"

Yu Kun touched his bald forehead, angrily thinking that Xing Tian is really useless, he can't even handle the second child in the family, so if you have conflicts, just make trouble, why was he released by the second child again?

"Tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival Shopping Festival, and it must be done tonight!"

Yu Kun immediately made a decision. Xing Tian is the ancient god of war, and he can hit the sky with an ax alone. He can't afford to be provoked and can only run away, but Xiao Er loses, so don't let him continue to suffer.

"Old Guo and I are all the way to surround the front, and you will surround the rear!"

Shen Dong stared straight at the dozing Lao Guo in the kitchen by the door, and before he could react, he had even made a battle plan——Yu Kun was the only one talking, Taotie and Du Heng didn't say a word.

"Wait, do you know where they are?"

Looking at Manager Yu in disbelief, liposuction to become a handsome guy is a good thing, but his brain won't be pumped too.When it comes to acting in a TV series, you can block it with just a random outflanking, and the second boss is not a dungeon boss, he will only foolishly wait for you to attack at a fixed position, if that guy turns into his original form and runs away, not to mention the road No matter how much the building damage costs, it will be on the headlines of the provincial capital news in no time.

"It's not the same everywhere." Yu Kun waved his hand impatiently, calling for Lao Guo to come over quickly.

"I know what terrain and tactics you're talking about, but General Yue is still in Beiman Mountain, and General Xiaoyue is guarding Jianmu. It's not a war, so let's forget about the art of war and the like."

Shen Dong rolled his eyes with difficulty.

General Yue...couldn't be the General Yue he thought of.

No wonder Du Heng was not in Beimang Mountain when the cultivation world was preparing for war, and those elders in the cultivation world could even go to a four-star hotel for a meeting with Yu Kun. No matter how powerful a master is, they will not go to intervene in the battle command, but act as a support and off-site support?

No wonder the realm of comprehension has been able to withstand the attacks of ghost monsters in the last 400 years when the aura has been declining and the overall strength has been declining.

Who said that the world of comprehension is not strong, quickly count the number of famous generals who have died in vain throughout the ages.

"Quick, keep up!"

Shen Dong was still in a daze, but found that Yu Kun had already excitedly followed Lao Guo forward.

Probably worried that flying to find the fluctuation of spiritual power would scare the snake, so the four of them just walked through three streets and a night market.

This is really a strange scene, the old Guo looks really unflattering, he hurriedly walked ahead with his head buried, a handsome bald guy followed behind, and finally Du Heng and Shen Dong walked side by side, the height difference between the two Not much, even from the back view of the physique is similar.Shen Dong has always been the one in the crowd who raises the average line of appearance. When he walks with Du Heng, his aura fits inexplicably. The most outrageous comment from passers-by is that the old Guo who is leading the way is a pimp and is about to take him with him. Three people go to have fun.

—if fighting two snakes is fun.

Shen Dong was thinking about what he would do later, pick up a brick from the ground?

After walking like this for nearly four or ten minutes, Lao Guo suddenly stopped and looked at a building with neon lights not far away: "This is it."

Looking up, you can see the Pearl Spring Bath.

The corners of Shen Dong's eyes twitched. According to the gossip he heard from the takeaway, Pearl Spring Bathing Resort is quite famous in the provincial capital. Of course there are no hot springs. They mainly provide massage services, massages with real skills, and of course there are special services with fake skills.Basically, you'll know something's wrong as soon as you walk in, because it's only for men!

Just when Shen Dong was calmly pretending to meet the world, he discovered that the person sitting at the front desk and charging was actually his classmate.

I can only bite the bullet and pretend nothing happened, I'm just a classmate, and I won't even remember my name in three years, let alone he came here to have a serious business, even if he really goes shopping, what's the matter?

So Shen Dong immediately straightened his back, took the bracelet-like induction key and buckled it in his hand.

This is something that bathhouses usually have. The number is a locker for storing clothes, and there are consumption records to settle accounts together. On the surface, the Pearl Spring Bathhouse is quite normal.Those things are in the little box at the back of the cinema.

After going around the corridor to the dressing room, the four of them would not take off their clothes obediently, put on the bathrobes provided by the bathing place, and then go in to find them. They directly performed a concealment spell, and then Shen Dong's eyes were wide open.

Such a large bathing pool is decorated extravagantly, and there are relatively small hot pools next to it, and the water is changed every half an hour.Next to the pool are white round coffee tables, and strange-looking lamps are hung on the high ceiling. Most of these things are used in beauty salons for skin treatments.

At [-] o'clock in the evening, the business of the large bathhouse is not bad. There are about ten people taking a bath here. They look like businessmen, and all of them have beer bellies.

Yu Kun didn't even glance at it, telling him that it's useless if the pool is big, you understand.

"Can Marquis Zheng Chang hide in such a place?" Shen Dong was still looking around.

"Who said Zheng Changhou is here?" The cook Lao Guo's eyes began to light up, and he whispered excitedly, "It's right in front. It's really tempting. I can't eat it. His servant is also good for filling my stomach."

"..."

So there is no demon energy locator at all, and they found it purely by gluttonous foraging instinct?

Although Taotie eats everything, no one refuses anyone, but a real gourmet only eats good food, and the rarer it is, the more he wants to eat it. With such delicious food in front of him, it is estimated that other "food" in the provincial capital will not be in the eyes of Taotie.

The bathhouse has three floors, at least ten halls, including western restaurants and movie theaters. Shen Dong saw a man with chest hair on his half-open chest and a tattoo of a tiger head. He was quite domineering. Next to him was a young man with eight-pack abs. , has an excellent physique, and her narrow waist makes her look like a plane model in a bathrobe.

Shen Dong took a look at his arms and legs, he was deadly compared to others!Where did he eat so much from the previous meal?With so much strength, there is no flesh on his arms.

"What are you looking at?"

Shen Dong thought that Du Heng was urging him to walk faster, so he followed listlessly.

"You block him here!" Yu Kun hurriedly followed Lao Guo after leaving a sentence.

Shen Dong looked at this corridor speechlessly, there were small private rooms for KTV singing next to each other, and he squatted into an empty private room. Shen Dong was about to speak, but saw the tattooed man and the model man suddenly walk in side by side.

With the concealment technique, they couldn't see Shen Dong and Du Heng at all.

These two people slammed the door shut when they came in, and leaned against the door panels and talked together in a low voice.Surrounded by the noisy sound of KTV, Shen Dong couldn't hear what they were talking about at all. When Shen Dong was brainstorming about black market transactions, he suddenly found that the two people seemed to get excited and pulled each other's clothes desperately, but they didn't see the fight scene. , but a different kind of action movie was staged.

Shen Dong was completely stunned, ready to turn his head but couldn't move his eyes.

He is really curious about how men and men are going to do that kind of thing.

As a result, as soon as his body leaned forward, he was pulled back by something. By the way, Du Heng was still beside him.Shen Dong was suddenly extremely embarrassed, panting and moaning louder in the room, even the listeners had some reactions, Shen Dong felt that Du Heng's hand on his shoulder seemed to be more forceful, could it be that he wanted him to turn a deaf ear, in order to ambush Do your best?

Just kidding, although it's pitch black, his eyesight is very good now. If he doesn't watch it, the effect will be even worse. The sound of the action movie makes Shen Dong's instinctive breathing aggravate. at this moment.

"Boom-"

The door flew away in an instant, and the two people who were pressing on the door panel rolled onto the carpet unluckily, and were probably knocked unconscious. When Shen Dong walked out, he still looked at the two naked people who were lying naked.

The fight had already started outside, and the white python smashed a row of private room doors flying, and several ladies in three-point suits fainted directly, screaming in horror one after another.

Taotie also returned to its original shape, firmly holding down the tip of the white python's tail.

The whole body of the white python coiled up, as if protecting something in the middle, the black goat-like Taotie directly tore a piece of bloody flesh from it, the white python howled in pain, curled up, crashed through the roof and ran away.

"Where are you going!" Yu Kun was the first to rush up, and Taotie didn't want the food to run away, so he followed suit.

A bamboo tube rolled down to Shen Dong's feet.

Shen Dong picked it up and found it was very heavy. Du Heng walked over without saying a word, grabbed Shen Dong's hand, and slammed on the bamboo tube. There was a loud noise, and the whole building shook. The bamboo tube was blown to pieces. Get out of a sloppy Taoist priest with bags all over his head.

"The Daoist Broken Gourd?"

"Ah, help... help!" the sloppy Taoist lay on the ground and muttered unconsciously.

And Shen Dong suddenly discovered that he still had a fatal problem that he hadn't solved.