Retire from the human world

There was a lot of noise in the bathing place. Many people thought it was an earthquake and ran out desperately. When they saw the big hole in the third floor, they dared not approach it. Some furniture slid down the sloping floor and then hit the second floor with a bang.

Pohu Daochang's head was upright one by one, and the half of his body that he had just climbed up straightened down again.

The people in the KTV box did not dare to come out. They all hid under the sofa and shouted for help in panic. The corridor was full of wall lamps, floor tiles and the remains of items on the third floor. Dripping, the whole corridor is wet, like it's raining.

"I'm going to the bathroom..."

Shen Dong casually found a reason, turned around and ran away.

The "battle situation" witnessed in the private room just now was too intense.The fight between Taotie Yu Kun chasing the white python outside was too fast, it didn't take half a minute, and before he had time to react, those guys all smashed through the roof and ran away.

The residual heat on Shen Dong's face was still there, and the hot feeling on his body hadn't faded away, so he quickly slipped away.

What is the most in the bath, the pool!

Shen Dong took off his long-sleeved top without any hesitation, and just found a bathtub on the second floor and jumped into it.

Damn it, hot water! !

——Is it because you are dizzy, where is the cold water for you to soak in this high-end bathing place?

Hell, the pool is still very deep. Fortunately, he is tall, otherwise his feet would not be able to touch the ground.

Shen Dong climbed up from the pool with his whole body wet, rushed into the cubicle and turned on the faucet, then turned the switch on the blue side to the maximum, and immediately ran to stand under the shower head.

Exhaling a deep breath, the effect is comparable to a divine enlightenment, the cold water flows down the back of the neck all the way, washing away all the uncontrollable dryness just now.Only then did he feel in the mood to recall what had just happened.

——Is it an eye-opener?

Shen Dong looked at the wall uncomfortably.

He has such a thing as a physical impulse, now that he thinks about it, this is the so-called proper transformation?Have everything you should have?Shen Dong was shivering from this absurd conjecture, stretched out his hand to brush away his drenched hair, and muttered to himself when he lived in the dormitory at school, those few liked to use the computer to make foreign "action movies" to watch, Da Xia even conveniently put a roll of paper on the table and dragged it. Opening the dormitory door, there was a strange smell in front of them. They enjoyed watching it, but Shen Dong was not interested.At that time, he felt that he was not interested in foreign girls.

Then?Or the soft girls in the campus on the street look more pleasing to the eye and beautiful.

Once I took off my clothes, there were two lumps of flesh rolling on the screen, and I was short of breath the most I watched, but the hot and unbearable thing that I ran to solve immediately never happened.The sound effects and shouts of those action movies are so hypocritical that you can get goosebumps all over the floor.Shen Dong felt that looking at that thing, it would be better for him to have a sexual dream when he woke up the next morning.

Shen Dong, who was dashing into the cold water, felt a chill in his heart.

Wait, isn't he the same—you think too much, and the people in the cultivation world who live in peace and tranquility rarely have such troubles.As long as the scale is not too large and the picture is too exciting, and the cultivation method is not wrong, there will be no reaction.

Shen Dong scratched his hair distractedly.

Forget it, it's not a big deal.Originally, he didn't intend to find another girl or anything. His life plan was already finished. Just imagine how he can live if he doesn't die?Are there any blind date programs in the world of self-cultivation?Or is he going to the weapon shop to find a partner?

It is true that there are male and female swords, but I have never heard that single swords are male and female. They are all divided into a set of double swords.Jianxiu is the only one whose sword can transform into form, maybe he needs to find a girl from Fenshui Emei who is cross-ethnic?Or Wu Hook Sword?It would be great if her master is also a beautiful woman, maybe even Du Heng's life-long event can be decided by the way.

This is a little more difficult, much harder than a blind date, and this means that Qi Ling and the master are all right.

The only thing Shen Dong knows so far is——the great elder of Rizhao Sect and the mountain axe?

With a black thread, quickly get rid of the four-meter-high ax spirit and the 1.3-meter-short scorpion, and the cultivation world weapon spirit is only ranked 22. The selection range is so narrow that you can only cry on the ground.If there is no requirement for the gender of the weapon spirit form, if you think about it carefully, it can be considered a blessing in misfortune.

The two people I saw just now acted very wildly, and I couldn't help but dry my mouth when I saw it, and when I thought about it, Shen Dong's hairs immediately stood on end, and he insisted on putting his face on the drenched head to wake himself up.

It was like having a nightmare, if it was Du Heng...

"Uh?"

How could you think of Du Heng?

He wiped the water from his face and paused dumbfounded.

A hand was suddenly placed on his shoulder, and Shen Dong missed a hole directly through the frosted glass of the compartment.He withdrew his hand in a panic, and ran to the side before the faucet could be turned on. The compartment was not too big, and it was originally used to rinse essential oil or foam. The floor tiles had a rough non-slip design with countless fine spots on the surface. Shen Dong stuck it on On the other side of the frosted glass, his eyes drifted and he asked, "Did you not chase after him?"

"I don't know why I fainted. In order to protect him, I will only choose to run away. Yu Kun and Lao Guo are enough." Du Heng looked at Shen Dong and found that his face was covered with water, so he naturally reached out to wipe it off. , but Shen Dong overreacted and leaned back directly, the whole piece of frosted glass shattered with a click, forcing the two compartments through.

"Let's leave quickly." Shen Dong tried his best to pretend nothing had happened.

When he saw that he was a classmate who registered at the front desk of the bathing place for a fee, he had a bad feeling, and he was really unlucky all the way.

"Where is Daoist Pohuo?" Shen Dong looked around, chattering nonchalantly, "It's really strange, what are those two snakes doing here, to enjoy the services of beautiful women?"

"There is water here, damp and full of dark breath."

Maybe the second loser beat Xing Tian and came here to recuperate?

But from the time point of view, it is very wrong, the second loser does not know how to separate himself, how could he go to trouble Zheng Changhou after being beaten by Xing Tian, ​​if the second loser did not chase after him closely, Zheng Changhou would have taken his belongings and hid in Shanhai e-buy up.

Before he could figure out why, Du Heng suddenly noticed that Shen Dong's face was a little abnormally red.

"Wait, I'll take a shower!"

The hotness that was originally invisible, after accidentally replacing it with Du Heng in YY, and being surprised by Du Heng's sudden appearance, he rushed back even worse. This set of clothes bought from Shennong Valley for 9000 yuan, the top was thrown in the On the outside, the trousers are not too thick, a slight change is obvious, and Shen Dong can't wait to bend over to cover it up.

As a result, he just stretched out his hand to turn the switch of another shower head when Du Heng held down his wrist.

"Don't move, it's useless to pour cold water if your breath is disturbed."

"..." Nonsense, if you don't flush cold water, do you have to put it in the refrigerator?

Shen Dong glared at Du Heng, otherwise you can disappear quickly and close the compartment door, are you ashamed to do this kind of thing in person?Especially if you are still the YY object just now, the root cause of the trouble.

"Breathe in, don't exhale."

Du Heng stretched out his hand to hold Shen Dong's neck, and the latter was forced to look up. Hearing the slander, he could only breathe in but not out. That's what happens to people who are dying. Do you want to suffocate him to death?

As a result, as soon as he took a deep breath and didn't move for a few seconds, it turned into internal breath automatically, the aura flowed, and the restless mood disappeared with the melting of ice and snow, and Shen Dong's clothes were half dried after a while.

At first, his head was covered with water, he didn't wear a shirt, and his outer pants were soaked and stuck tightly to his body. He looked like he was fished out of the water. Now his clothes are half dry, and his hair is drooping by his ears, revealing his slender neck and collarbone. No strong muscles can be seen on the arms, the shoulders are still slightly broad, and the chest and abdomen are like an inverted triangle. You can't see any strong physique, but the advantage is that it is easy to hug.

Shen Dong was stimulated to run, and as soon as he blocked it with his hand, a hole the size of a fist appeared on the wall.

—Emma It's a good thing this isn't at home.

Embarrassed by the first thought that came to him, Shen Dong felt that something was wrong today, let it be that he was not normal, why Du Heng also got windy, let it be that his waist was strangled, where is this hand?

"Hey!"

"Ningqi, this is Dantian, why are you unlucky?"

Is there no one to teach?Shen Dong snorted, trying to forcefully suppress the instinctive reaction, this skill is really extraordinary, the effect is outstanding: "Which sword have you seen that can be cultivated by itself?"

"The tool spirits in the realm of comprehension will know."

"Then, you, go, find them!" Shen Dong almost exploded with anger.

Du Heng's eyes were fixed and he didn't answer.

The aura slowly flowed into Shen Dong's dantian along the Laogong acupoint in the palm, and the scorching energy was relieved and gradually calmed down. Shangli seemed to have returned to the warm spring in Zhongnan Mountain, full of comfort and comfort.What's terrible is that those hot and dry soldiers seemed to be defeated and rushed to somewhere.

It's like being wrapped in a duvet in winter, and it takes all your strength and all your will to get up.

Shen Dong leaned his head against the wall, the faucet in the cubicle was not turned off, but the shower head was knocked crooked, the cold water kept bouncing from the remaining frosted glass to the surroundings, some of it fell on Shen Dong's forehead and neck.

The cold feeling barely brought him back a little bit of sobriety, and he tried to stand still, but it was still in vain.In the end, he could only rely on this bit of cold water to maintain his willpower, and he didn't spit out the inner breath of the movement, so naturally he didn't make any sound, which saved him from embarrassment.

But this kind of blissful pleasure of instinctively straightening from the waistline to the calves trembled along the familiar fingertips. When the scorching energy burst out suddenly, Shen Dong's mind went blank, and he couldn't tell the difference for a long time. From east to west, from east to west, there was only a low sound from the instinctive throat.

Very happy, but also very happy.

Shen Dong immediately gasped for breath, the feeling of turning his inner breath was too aggrieved, as if the whole person was out of the environment, unable to stand still, unable to support, even the solid walls didn't exist, no wonder the cultivator felt that he Being able to become a fairy, this feeling is more terrifying than taking drugs, the so-called sense of dissociation above everything in the world.

What, the one after that, it's an accident, normal people would feel like dying...

With a dark face, Shen Dong tore off the pants hanging on his body, twisted the hot water and finished washing in a hurry within 1 minute, then grabbed the unused towel in the cubicle and roughly wiped it, put on his clothes again, picked up the clothes that he had taken off by the pool When the pullover fell off, both arms were tucked into the sleeves first, and when he picked it up and put it on his head, Shen Dong turned his head unconsciously, deliberately not looking at Du Heng: "Hurry up, I don't want to go to the police station to drink Captain Zhou's tea."

Shen Dong's voice was abnormally hoarse. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Du Heng walking towards him. He had also stood under the shower head for so long. Du Heng was not wet at all from his clothes to his hair. Shen Dong accidentally caught sight of his hanging right hand. There are still pale marks left.

Shen Dong turned his head abruptly, and saw that the decoration was very good, but the bathing hall was now empty.

"Where is Daoist Broken Gourd?"

"I was lying on the corner just now, and was woken up by the fleeing people, and ran away with me."

Then why didn't you leave?

Shen Dong gritted his teeth, if Du Heng wasn't around, he would be able to get it done quickly, and no one would find out if he ran out, how wonderful!There's no need to be embarrassed like this.

——Du Heng's master told Kaishan Axe that the sword cultivator will solve all problems for his sword.

Shen Dong used an excuse that he didn't quite believe, straightened his back, pretending that nothing happened: "Why didn't you go downstairs with Daoist Pohuo?"

"Come to you."

"..."

Shen Dong had a very strange expression. He ran out of the hall and walked to the stairs. It was only when he saw the panicked crowd in bathrobes that he finally couldn't help but gritted his teeth and said to Du Heng behind him, "You don't wash your hands either!"

At this time, Daoist Pohuo squeezed out of the crowd with a miserable appearance, and rushed forward with an excited expression. The big and small bales on his head looked like someone had grabbed his head and hit it against the wall (it was almost the same, it was stuffed in) Fabao Li shaking desperately), he said the first sentence: "I thought I was dead, I knew that people in the cultivation world would forget me, and sure enough only Du Heng would think that I was not there after Zheng Changhou fined me! Great grace I have nothing to repay, so I decided to reduce the fee for each rain-seeking technique by one hundred in the future!"

"..."

Shen Dong raised his forehead: "You should hurry up and call the Shennonggu rescue hotline!"

"Ah, it's okay, the Western Buddha has a full head, this little injury is nothing, I can bear it."

Shen Dong really wanted to remind the sloppy Taoist, is it really okay for you to keep bleeding from the corner of your mouth while talking? !

There were already a group of passers-by watching the excitement on the street, as well as customers and bathing staff who fled in panic and panic. When Shen Dong heard the siren in the distance, he raised his eyebrows and was about to leave.As a result, his wrist tightened, but Du Heng pulled him directly around the crowd blocking the door, and hurried across the pedestrian crossing.

Shen Dong stared blankly at Du Heng's right hand which had no trace.

When did you wash it?

——Yeah, Taoist spells are definitely not inferior to washing powder for removing curses and decontamination.