Retire from the human world

Shanhai.com is a typical black store that does not open in March and earns three years after opening.

Although it is shouting special sales, it is because no one patronizes usually, and it is okay to raise the price ten times.For a good thing, if no one is robbing you, you will hesitate to let your wallet bleed, and repeatedly weigh the value and pros and cons of the product.If you were hesitating and saw a bunch of people rushing to buy something, would you think more about it?

Buy it first!

As long as it is cheap, whether it can be used is another matter!Or—I will use it anyway, it doesn’t matter if you buy more, the price will be cheaper if the quantity is large.

Everyone thinks they are taking advantage of the supermarket, but the supermarket is actually taking advantage of you and successfully pulling more money out of your wallet.This kind of marketing knowledge is learned by Yu Kun from ordinary people. He is especially keen on holding shopping festivals and engaging in various promotional lucky draws.

Shanhai.com cannot use any spells internally, so no matter the elder or the head, he instructs the disciples and disciples to buy things, and he only takes the easy ones, otherwise it will be very disrespectful to push a full shopping cart.As for how much to buy, you don’t have to worry about it, you can stuff it all into the magic weapon you carry when you pay the bill and go out.

Bags and boxes are normal magic weapons. After putting things in, they will shrink smoothly and be taken away.

What is more shocking is the kind of things that are stuffed directly into one's sleeves, first a large bag of apples, then more than ten packs of potato chips, a firebird with red feathers and a snow-white head, a box of stone-like things... After stuffing, I feel relaxed chatting with friends.

The funniest thing is that the person holding the gourd and the bottle shouted for the can, and the can was sucked in miraculously, and he took whatever he shouted.

"30, exactly 30!" Yu Kun was walking around beating his chest and stamping his feet. This ticket is too black.He gritted his teeth, then rushed to Du Heng, and asked angrily, "You let Daoist Pohu go away like this? At least you want to extort a rescue fee!"

"Daoist Pohuo has always been stingy, and it is absolutely impossible to give him. I can't give him away as a special prize for today's shopping festival, can I?" Du Heng continued to teach the real Baishu next to him how to use that smart phone. cell phone.

What kind of browser or Youdao dictionary should be treated as if it does not exist, and directly bring up the blank interface display screen of the Mohist cultivation world, smart touch-screen mobile phones, it is convenient to draw talismans, the screen must be large, and the spiritual sense must also be sharp.For the public in the comprehension world, a mobile phone can make calls and answer calls, and other functions are not needed. Dare you say that you came to buy a mobile phone because you were worried about losing it?

"Except for Zheng Changhou, who would want a prize like Taoist Priest Pogou, and they don't need it!" Yu Kun touched his bald forehead and said angrily, "Even if Pogou refuses to give money, Laoshan Ziyun can still be rewarded." Pay the bill."

A gray-clothed Taoist who was paying the bill in front of Shen Dong suddenly had three veins on his forehead.

"Hey, Taoist priest, do you want the Erguotou you bought?"

Shen Dong watched the Taoist rush to Yu Kun in three steps and two steps at a time.

Manager Yu immediately raised his head in vigilance, and ran away just when the other party was about to yell at him. The smoothness with which he squeezed back and forth in the crowded crowd was indeed worthy of the attributes of a fish.

Shen Dong could only silently throw a few bottles of Erguotou into the cabinet under the cash register.

"That's the younger brother of the broken gourd, Taoist Ruanwa."

"..."

The previous generation of Ziyun Temple in Laoshan must have had a brain twitch. It must be a scumbag master who gave the apprentice such a name.Or that Ziyun Temple is a slum?It takes a lot of courage to meet people with such a name.

Even a cashier in an ordinary supermarket will come into contact with strange products, such as a fish that is alive and jumping in a plastic bag, a bullfrog stuffed in ice and watching you motionless, breaking free from the rope that binds it. Crabs crawling around on the cash register, black charcoal for barbecue, etc.Things that Shanhai.com will show up at the checkout counter are even more strange, not to mention the food and daily necessities of ordinary people, and the pills in small gourd bottles. For example, this one now, a monster with a fish tank The fish actually had the head of a bird.

——Could this guy be Yu Kun's relative?

Shen Dong took the fish tank carefully. The fish was very spiritual, and immediately screamed in fright. The sound it made in the water was like chime bells. Bright pearls kept rolling out, falling into the fish tank.

"Oh, it's barking. No matter how much I teased it just now, it won't leave me." The customer who paid the bill was very excited.

Shen Dong: ...

Regardless of whether there is a barcode or not, the products of Shanhai.com will be automatically scanned when passing the cash register.

"Confucianism fish, the unit price is 26."

Is this an affordable pet?

"Let me tell you, it's a peerless delicacy if you cook it with pearl hairtail fish!"

What a brutal, what a luxury!Shen Dong raised his head to take a closer look at who this rich man was, but it turned out!

"Hey, I haven't seen you before, new here?"

Shen Dong was so excited by this greasy voice that his hairs stood on end. He took a step back cautiously, and found that she was a beautiful woman with a hot body, and she was wearing a fur-style dress. She was wrapped in a fluffy green leather jacket, and her snow-white thighs and arms were exposed. , the whole back is also naked, but the chest is a little too flat.

There are also newcomers... This sentence is so familiar!

"Walnut, let me tell you, my brother has a master!"

The four-meter-high Ax Ling Kaishan didn't have an obvious height advantage in the supermarket, and there were more than a dozen guys who were over two meters or three meters tall, and of course they were all non-human races.Elder Rizhao Zong stood on his shoulders.The dissatisfaction in the line behind was urging: "Kaishan, what are you doing here?"

"What's the matter, my master pays the bill at the elder sister's house, and I pay the bill below, what's wrong!"

"Aren't you going too far, one person lined up in two teams?" Is it amazing to be tall?You line up at the cash register on the upper and lower floors!

"Nonsense, Shanhai.com only said that it is not allowed to occupy the seat on behalf of others, but it also didn't say that people are not allowed to step on the body and line up! It's just that the elder sister is quick to collect money, and the bottom is slow. This is not my fault. I The body is bent forward forty degrees."

Shen Dong had black lines all over his head, he suddenly thought of the name Hutao, as if Du Heng's master had mentioned it.

——The youngest son of the old fox in the next door mountain is Hutao, what the hell, son...

And the mountain axe, you have the owner, the voice is so loud, all the customers in line heard it, okay?Even if Kaishan Fu made jokes and quarreled with others, there were still countless people staring at Shen Dong with strange eyes.

Those with low cultivation base cannot see what Shen Dong is.But who could be the brother of the mountain axe? It must be a weapon spirit. This is a rare species in the cultivation world. Isn't everyone making money to exchange for better magic weapons, so that they can fight against the catastrophe and save their lives in the battle of Beiman Mountain when they retreat. But - many people became discouraged after following, they couldn't afford to support their spirits, they had to give everything well, they were not the great elders of Rizhao Sect, some of them were selling pills for money.

Shen Dong finished swiping the card with a dark face. He was surrounded by people with weird eyes before, but now he is still treated like this!

Qinghu Hutao, who is completely male and female, stood by and refused to leave, and said confidently: "How about 30 a year? My family has ancestral houses in the mountains all over China, and there is a real estate agent in the south." Real estate company, by the way, do you know what real estate is? Hehe, this is the most profitable in the mortal world..."

You don't need to remind me!Shen Dong, who was so poor that he was still renting a house, wished he could drive this fox away quickly.The rich N generation just looking at it makes my eyes hurt and I want to kick it.

Hu Tao was about to say something, but suddenly someone pinned down her entire shoulder, and then pulled her back.

Du Heng looked at him without emotion: "Do you like my sword?"

"I like it, otherwise I would be willing to pay 30... Wait, your sword?"

Walnut's voice rose an octave, and that pretty face was crooked.

Everyone was silent, turned their heads at the same time, and there were various complex emotions in their eyes. A simple overview is a excitement worthy of being recorded in history. Hurry up and watch.

"Your?" Hu Tao couldn't speak clearly, pointing at Shen Dong and trembling like a convulsion, "I mean it's ten... No, it's the stone you carried all day long back then."

"Snapped!"

Shen Dongsheng crushed a can of yellow croaker.

In the gossip eyes of a dark-skinned, bright yellow pupil that is suspected to be a cat demon, Shen Dong calmly threw the broken can down to be with Erguotou. Counting the total price, you can go to the shelf and get another can."

The other party shook his head violently, no, are you looking for abuse when you come back to line up again?

Also, the murderous aura is so scary!

Hu Tao over there was still fussing and shouting: "Du Heng, you actually got it back?"

"Do you want it to never come back!" Du Heng's tone became cold and serious.

"Isn't it said that even your sword can't stand your temper? Would you rather be struck by lightning and run away when you are crossing the catastrophe?" Hu Tao said that this was a rumor she heard from Zheng Changhou. Du Heng has always believed in that unsociable virtue.

"Crack." Shen Dong crushed another can of salmon.

The fish meat and tempting juice flowed down Shen Dong's fingers, the murderous aura was too strong, most of the iron skin and salmon were directly turned into powder, leaving only a flat bottom of the tank.

The cat demon wanted to cry, but tremblingly took the rest of the can, and ran away:

"I, I remembered that there are other things I haven't bought!" I can't afford to hide, there are other cashiers to pay the bill.Don't you just line up, life is important, canned fish is even more important!

Mountain Axe also stared wide-eyed, shouting in disbelief:

"Brother, you are too unyielding. I sympathized with you before. As a weapon spirit, what future do you have with a sword repairer? You are the sword that Du Heng threw away after a long time of trouble. Is what Hu Tao said true? Have you figured it out? Back again!!"

Shen Dong gritted his teeth, trying not to let himself show a smirk:

"Kaishan, it's your turn, pay the bill quickly."

"Uh, no, I'll pay the bill with the master at Sister Luge, I'm just passing by your cash register..." Brother Axe immediately changed his words, the most sensitive thing to murderous intent is weapons, this kind of fierceness is coming to your face , It really deserves to be the Shi Fang Ju Mi that has slaughtered countless monsters.

The customers who followed the mountain ax to pay the bill all expressed that they did not have enough purchases, and all shifted directions.

"Today is a special day!"

Yu Kun appeared out of nowhere, and quickly climbed up to Shen Dong's cash register, and started to broadcast the supermarket with a loud voice, which could be heard on several floors, and he didn't feel the sound was harsh.

All the customers in front of the cashier glanced at Shen Dong, yes, it's a special day.

The entire comprehension world will know today that Du Heng has finally found the sword!congratulations! !Otherwise, his soaring predecessors would not be safe as gods in the sky!

"...It's the Mid-Autumn Festival, a rare day of reunion. Today's special prize is a hardcover gift box mooncake with pearl stuffing stewed by Confucianism fish, and the first prize is ten mooncakes flavored with ice cream mixed with Xuanling Dan..."

This prize is a goal worthy of Pomegranate's life-long struggle.

——I know that the difference between mortals and gods lies in the filling of mooncakes, and they all love to play tricks in the filling.Ordinary people who sell abalone and sea cucumber, you are panacea, and then the price of moon cakes will be increased countless times, and everyone is willing to spend a lot of money to be slaughtered.

In the confusion, Shen Dong suddenly found that Du Heng and the green fox seemed to have disappeared.

Yu Kun was enthusiastically doing sales promotion, and suddenly found that everyone was looking at him a little strangely.

Uh, what happened.

Master Baishu held his mobile phone and said to the elder of Rizhao Zong:

"This Yu Kun is too useless. Even Du Heng's sword has to be used as a cashier. My friend, you must not get dizzy and go to Shanhai Tesco to be the supervisor, otherwise you will have to go to Kaishan Be a porter."

"It makes sense." The 1.3-meter-tall Great Elder nodded solemnly.

"..."

Yu Kun lowered his head and looked at Shen Dong with a dark face: "The Mid-Autumn Festival is such a great time to make money, why are you so murderous? Du Heng, don't care!"

Shen Dong squinted, for the sake of you being the salary-paying boss.

After a noisy day, every customer who came to pay the bill in front of Shen Dong had a gossip smile.

I don't know when, Du Heng appeared again as if nothing had happened. He is the real gossip, and he doesn't need to talk too much. As soon as he raises his eyes, all those gossiping eyes disappear, and he keeps staring at some people, paying the bill Immediately changed to a serious face and discussed with Shen Dong why there is no discount, and the price should be reduced for the full purchase of a certain product.

A lesson from the past, the green fox named Hutao is said to have had a face so swollen that even his father could not recognize it.

Shanhai.com is open 24 hours, and there is no concept of closing the door to get off work.

Shen Dong found that the customers who came to pay the bill were getting more and more wrong. They used to be like that courier guy, wishing he could buy enough clothes for a whole year, but now the people who came to Shen Dong to pay the bill only bought one bag Chewing gum?

Does the public in the comprehension world need this thing?

——Hey, another protagonist in the most unlucky deeds in the world of cultivation has appeared, so of course we have to make a special trip to visit.Under the pressure of Du Heng's gaze, the murderous aura of destruction in all directions... I still have to visit! !