Retire from the human world

"Are you serious?"

Yu Kun almost stared into O-shaped eyes. He was still holding the Mid-Autumn Festival sales bill in his hand. He couldn't make up his mind for a while, so he turned his head and looked at the side: a glutton who continued to destroy expired food, and a drowsy gnat.

Qi Long, a fat woman, is purely a mortal who has a good job in Shanhai Tesco because of her excellent performance in the assessment. When it comes to combat effectiveness, it is really horrible. The problem of nightmares, other... can't be counted on.

"Do you suspect that Pindao is talking nonsense?" Baishu real person immediately questioned Yu Kun.

"I... I didn't say that, but don't you think it's strange? It's just a drought. It's just a matter of calling the Taoist priest to break the gourd. How could you make your junior brother play the secret to vomit blood?" Yu Kun couldn't understand it. Things, in his opinion, are nothing. Kunpeng's original shape casually moves its tail and flaps its wings, which is a disaster-like typhoon of level 16 plus a waterspout.

Of course, if his deeds cost mortals their lives, the Dao of Heaven will take away Yu Kun's virtue and luck. The Eastern cultivation world values ​​these illusory things very much, which is far more important than playing prestige.

"So it must be more than that, maybe a series of accidents will be caused by the severe drought in the world." Real Baishu has no talent in deducing the secrets, but other things are still brilliant, he roared at the mobile phone he just bought, "I have already told you the things Now, Pindao wants to take care of Junior Brother Gu, so hurry up and find a way!"

"Why are you calling me so endlessly—hey, hey! Don't hang up in a hurry!"

Yu Kun glanced at his phone in frustration, put it in his pocket, and then wondered what could happen if the cultivation world is so peaceful?

"Manager Yu, do you want to notify Director Du?" Qi Long asked aside when he heard something wrong.

"Need not!"

Yu Kun hurriedly said that he did not forget Du Heng's glance when Shen Dong came home from get off work this morning!Totally a warning!Yu Kun wiped off his cold sweat and decided that it would be best not to provoke Du Heng for the next two days. Besides, Shanhai Yigou has a lot of talents. Could it be that without Du Heng, everyone can't get things done?

"You go and get Director Ju from the receiving department."

In less than 10 minutes, a young man with white earbuds, pale lips, and blue under his eye sockets, who seemed to be severely addicted to drugs, came. He habitually stood in the shadow of the corner and looked listlessly at Yu Kun. When he was about to ask what was going on in broad daylight, Yu Kun dragged him under the fluorescent lamp.

"Now, immediately, go out and find Zheng Changhou immediately! No matter which hole he hides in, dig it out for me!"

Director Ju didn't speak, and looked at Yu Kun with a sullen expression.

"Ju Ru, you are the most familiar with Zheng Changhou at Shanhai.com. Usually he brings the Flying Zombie Team to deliver the goods, and you are also in charge!" Yu Kun took a breath, trying to keep his expression on the level that the problem was serious and the situation was very bad. "After finding it, tell him to stay where he is and not move, and when we look for it, Cheng Tianzong has issued a sign of catastrophe that will cause the head to be backlashed by calculation."

After listening quietly, the head of the receiving department of Shanhai.com opened his mouth and asked, "Then you are afraid that the world will not be chaotic?"

"Nonsense!" Yu Kun stared.

"Han Yan only pays environmental fines when he goes out. If I go out of Shanhai.com, Zhanyuan will charge me with a crime of sabotaging society, and you will bear the consequences?" Director Ju's smile is so sinister that it makes people creepy.

Yu Kun took out a small golden ball with uneven surface and threw it over:

"Arhat Sariko, I can suppress the evil spirit on your body. I won't pay you any more wages for the next ten years!"

Ju Ru didn't say a word, and as soon as he caught it, he walked out against the shadow of the wall.Since the establishment of Shanhai.com, he hasn't been out of the supermarket in the past 20 years, and the ancient beasts in the house are also suffocated.

Countless golden paper cranes flew out from Cheng Tianzong and scattered to the land of Shenzhou.

Those cultivators who had just finished visiting the Mid-Autumn Festival shopping festival had just had time to take a shower, deal with sundries and trivial matters, and were explaining to their apprentices to reprimand their disciples.

So people from all walks of life were dispatched one after another, and the ones looking for Zheng Changhou were the ones who were trying to kill him, and wanted to see what kind of moth would come out.There are also some people who are too nervous and are busy opening the mountain protection formation, or writing suicide notes to their apprentices, and stuffing the apprentices into the cellar to hide. Of course, his apprentices said that they have received the tenth suicide note from the master in their lifetime, so just get used to it.

More people are desperately using the spells passed down from their own sects, trying to figure out how this disaster came about.

Laoshan Purple Cloud Temple, Pohu Taoist priest lay on the bed, humming and chirping:

"Junior brother, are you really sure?"

"That's right, the Rain Observation Technique shows that there has been plenty of rain in Shenzhou recently, and there will be no drought at all."

"This is so strange..." Daoist Po Huan touched the big bump on his forehead, and began to tell his junior, "No matter who writes, you will reply that I will die soon, and my body will be scattered. I'm afraid it won't work. No matter what price they offer, you just need to smile, and the senior brother decides everything."

"Uh, brother, it's not good to make a fortune from natural disasters, right?"

"What's wrong with starving to death the timid and the bold? It's enough to live comfortably for hundreds of years. The spells of our Laoshan Purple Cloud Temple are only useful at this time. There is nothing else to look at. Family skills, even fighting is not enough, do you still expect to be able to ascend to the stage of crossing the catastrophe? Not to mention whether Tianlei can catch it, just talking about the stage of crossing the catastrophe, we Ziyunguan have never had such a master in several generations !” Daoist Pogou earnestly persuaded his younger brother, “Look, those who want to ascend, money and wealth are all belongings outside their body, isn’t it good to keep it for me?”

It’s embarrassing to just talk nonsense about giving away these stupid things, wouldn’t it be better if you bothered to solve their problems?

But a brother is like a teacher, so don't make complaints about it, Taoist Lanwa endured it silently.

Daoist Pogou lay on the bed and kept mumbling, wondering why no one came to ask him to do it?

——Because no one can find out where Zheng Changhou is, Hun Dan!

So after Taoist Pohu mysteriously stumbled and was trapped in the Netherworld, there was another strange case of disappearance in the realm of comprehension, and the entire nest of zombies in the night restaurant disappeared!

Master Zhanyuan provided evidence that Yese Restaurant was smashed by Tao Tie and Du Heng before.

Yu Kun provided the last clue, and Zheng Changhou said that he was being hunted down by the second leader.

"But I have been driven back to the Nether Realm for my negative and dangerous situation!" Yu Kun looked at the crowd in wonder.

It took only three hours from Cheng Tianzong's golden paper crane to summon the various sects, to when everyone went to Shanhai Tesco for a meeting. The sky had just turned dark, and the day was not over yet, but everyone was very nervous.

Calculations of secrets and obtaining omens have always been accurate in small matters, but vague in major matters. The more serious the matter, the later the omens will come.If the mortal world were to be destroyed today, it is estimated that the time when the comprehension world gets the sign is only 10 minutes away from total destruction - if it is a meteorite hitting the earth, the sign of supernatural powers will not be as fast as the satellite monitoring.

"Where's Du Heng?" The elder of Rizhao Zong suddenly found that there was one person missing among them.

"Even if he's here, what's the use of it?" Jianxiu was not good at calculating secrets.

It's really strange, even if Zheng Changhou is going through a mouse hole, Ju Ru can find him, because Ju Ru is, ahem, a relatively advanced version of the wild animal version of the mouse.

Yu Kun underestimated his subordinates.

In fact, Ju Ru was already standing in front of a row of bungalows suspected of being demolished. He was used to standing in the shadows, and his figure was relatively thin, so it was hard to spot at first glance.

An old man wearing a provincial sanitation vest was talking to his neighbors:

"What can I do now? The biscuits mixed with rat poison are gone, and the dead rats are nowhere to be found. Someone's child must have sneaked into my house. Life is at stake!"

"Don't worry about it. If there is nothing to do, lock the door when you go out. No child will go to your house."

"But the water in my cups and teapots is also dry... Didn't I say yesterday that the water would be cut off? I specially took a bucket full of water and put it in the house at night. When I came back today to check, it was gone again."

"Could it be evil? My hometown often says that there is Hu Daxian and Huang Daxian, who likes to sneak into the house to steal food and drink water. Hurry up and find a way to invite him out."

"How do I ask for this?"

"Go buy some incense, and then..." The two stood at the door talking, Ju Ru went around to the window to look in, and sure enough, he saw a round mirror hanging on the wall above the broken table.

Squeeze the spirit formula with your fingers, and transmit the sound into the magic weapon.

"Marquis Zheng Chang!"

"Who is it? Stop messing around, the second one is chasing me! Go and tell Yu Kun...I'll pay him for help!"

"I was sent by Yu Kun."

Zheng Changhou's face suddenly appeared in the mirror, and when he caught a glimpse of Ju Ru outside, he was shocked: "Why did you run out, does Shenzhou want Lu Chen?"

"..."

Ju Ru thought seriously, maybe the cause of the disaster was the drought and the crow's mouth?

Forget it, he grinned sinisterly, as a strange beast, he can't ascend, and he can only hang out with Yu Kun in this life, and he will be an employee when Yu Kun opens a shop, if Shenzhou Luchen... Uh, it seems really troublesome , Yu Kun is a fish, he is a mouse and can't swim.

"I don't know, Yu Kun told you to be obedient and stay still."

Ju Ru was definitely not a good person, so he added maliciously, "According to the head of Chengtian Sect, the disaster should start from your side."

"What?"

Just at this time, the TV set in the dilapidated house was broadcasting the weather forecast "...heavy rain in some areas", and the people watching the TV were sniffling. matter.

Ju Ru suddenly lowered his head, and the puddle of sewage at his feet was gradually disappearing, leaving behind dried black stains.

The child who was taking a bath in the bungalow next to him also grabbed the toy duck in a daze, watching the water in the basin gradually decrease.A young man who was drinking beer at a food stall outside the street was even more dumbfounded to watch half a bottle of beer evaporate quickly, and the air began to fill with a scent of wine, and then disappeared when the wind blew it away.

Shouts of panic came and went.

Ju Ru immediately looked up and found that Zheng Changhou was still in the mirror. Besides, Zheng Changhou did not have such power. The drought caused by Hanba is continuous, and it is not a water pump. How could it have such an effect?

The provincial capital was not the place where the disaster was the worst, and the amount of evaporation in the open air was only half a basin of water, but the air suddenly became more stuffy than in the dog days, and some people who didn't pay attention didn't even notice anything wrong.

But over the East China Sea, a large amount of coastal water disappeared, and the reef was exposed in an instant. Many fish that had no time to swim struggled and jumped, and the boat ran aground.

In the gray-black gap, there are many snake-headed and two-body monsters swimming out. They looked at the sky and the sea in a daze, and suddenly slapped the water surface excitedly, preparing to swim to the other side of the ocean in the direction of the aura.

but!

A black ball in the shape of thunder appeared on the surface of the sea. Many fishermen couldn't see the fat fish swimming in the sea in the dark night, but they clearly found the unknown floating object. They were panicked for a while, not knowing what it was .

People walking along the coast started to take pictures with their mobile phones. Some said it was a UFO, followed by a person who said it must not be a nuclear weapon. Seeing the rapidly disappearing sea water and the large exposed seabed, people immediately panicked. Running around, no one dared to look directly at the black light.

Within a few minutes, it split open with a deafening bang. At the same time, everyone in the cultivation world suddenly stood up and looked towards the direction of the East China Sea in unison.

——What a majestic aura!

Shen Dong, who was soundly asleep, also sat up suddenly, just in time to meet Du Heng who was staring at the window with a deep expression: "Why do I have the feeling that the catastrophe is coming again?"

Shen Dong didn't forget that when the Nine Heavens Tribulation Zixiao Shenlei struck down, the aura from the upper realm leaked out as if it didn't need money. This is also the reason why the people in the cultivation world have firm confidence and are so focused on seeking ascension today when the aura is dry. , Heavenly Court does not lack aura at all.

But Du Heng stared at the sky outside the window, with a faint flash of hostility in his eyes, he pressed Shen Dong's shoulders, preventing him from getting up and running to look at the sky, his voice was calm and cold: "It's not a catastrophe, it's the lower realm."

An immortal from the upper realm forcibly tore apart the order of heaven and earth, and came to the human world.

The thunder-like black ball has disappeared, and there are more than 50 fat corpses floating on the sea surface. Their eyes are wide open, and they seem to have not understood what happened. They have lived in the nether world for a long time, but they were hit by pure and powerful spiritual energy. Suddenly, the drought disappeared immediately, and even the sea water that disappeared just now gradually recovered, flooding the reef again.