Retire from the human world

"The cultivation world is in big trouble."

"what?"

Monk Shen Dong Erzhang couldn't figure it out, did he make a mistake, he just ran home to sleep after working overtime all night, could it be that the end of the world ushered in when he woke up?This is dreaming!

Du Heng stood up from Shen Dong's side, and rubbed his fingers along the wall, along the strange pattern. The golden light leaked slightly between the fingers, and soon the scenery outside the glass window became hazy, and finally disappeared completely like falling into mist. No, apparently the whole house was disconnected from the outside world.

Shen Dong kicked off the quilt covering his body, walked into the kitchen barefoot, found the faucet after groping for a long time, and then thought of a very serious matter, would there be no power socket for the decoration of the cultivation world?

Uh, anyway, since his meridians are connected and his aura gathers, it shouldn't matter if he drinks some unboiled water.

He casually grabbed a simple bronze jue with only three legs, unscrewed the tap water, and took a big gulp to ask Du Heng what happened, but as soon as the water entered, Shen Dong froze suddenly.

What kind of tap water smells like wine, it's still rice wine!

"If you're not used to drinking, just change the cup..." Du Heng also walked to the door of the kitchen, stretched out his hand and pulled out the cupboard, and took a copper cup that was definitely the same series as the one in Shen Dong's hand, only with a slightly different carving pattern. To Shen Dong: "This is mountain spring water."

"..."

After staring blankly at the empty cup for a long time, Shen Dong suddenly came to his senses.

Is it a magic weapon?It seems that I heard a story on the radio before that a certain celestial master has a red gourd, no matter what water is put into it, it will automatically turn into fine wine!Here, the alcohol content in ancient times was very low, and rice wine was also normal. Inferring from this logic, of course, there also exist cups in the cultivation world that turn all the injected liquid into mountain spring water. Cup, got it.

There are too few types, why not develop beer mugs, coke mugs, and juice mugs?

Shen Dong drank the mountain spring water depressedly, and asked:

"Did you just say the lower world? Could it be that there are gods descending?"

"should be."

"What do you mean should be?" Du Heng, you are too perfunctory.

"There are not only immortals in the sky. For example, if one person attains the Tao, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven."

"You directly talk about nepotism, I understand better." The mountain spring water was sweet, and it tasted like it had been chilled during the dog days. Shen Dong unscrewed the tap water and filled another glass.He reluctantly admitted that there are still good things in the world of self-cultivation, which is full of paranoid patients, such as saving electricity bills for boiling water?

"I'm just saying that even immortals may not be very powerful."

Shen Dong was startled when he heard the sound, and immediately keenly caught Du Heng's implication, and turned his head in doubt: "Why do you want to have trouble with the gods, don't you want to become a fairy?"

Du Heng stretched out his hand to flatten Shen Dong's bristling lock of hair, and said casually: "Immortals should not appear in the human world. If they want to go to the lower realm, the danger they face is not much less difficult than that of a cultivator ascending. I can't bear the pressure they bring, earthquakes, tsunami, and some disasters will happen for no reason... Many people will die, and this is a trivial matter..."

Shen Dong was dumbfounded when he heard that, he didn't even pay attention to what Du Heng was doing:

"It's still small? What's the big deal?"

"You think, there is neither spiritual energy in the mortal world, nor are there so many spiritual materials and treasures in the sky, why did they take such a big risk?"

It makes sense, even in the story, the gods are forbidden to descend to the earth. Isn't this kind of behavior smuggling?

Smuggling generally goes to developed regions, who smuggles to Africa!

and many more!

"Are you running away?" Shen Dong was stunned, and his expression became distorted.

If you make a big mistake, or make a big vendetta, what can you do in a hurry, it's not to get out of the country quickly—well, it's to sneak into the world.

You can't ask a god to drive a taxi. He doesn't know how to live a normal life in this age. It's okay if he has a good temper. At most, the cultivation world will avoid him, and he will be respected by giving things during the holidays. Just don't make trouble. .If you meet a heinous or tyrannical person, the joy in this world will be great.

"not that simple."

Du Heng seemed to see what Shen Dong was thinking, and said decisively: "Similar things have happened four times in the cultivation world. Once discovered, more gods must be sent down to arrest those who dared to cross the border. At that time... "

"At that time, it will not be such a simple matter as a pit in the ground or a collapse in the middle of a building. It will be a mountain, or even a city... This is the real catastrophe, far worse than the drought, I knew it, the secret Don't peep, at most you can see a small fragment of the cause. How could it be known by the head of Huangqin." Zhan Yuan's face was pale, and he sat down on the chair as if unable to support himself.

The person at the other end of the video who was so busy panicked:

"Master, are you joking, aren't they gods?"

"Yeah, I can't let the gods fight and open the enchantment." Zhan Yuan's eyes were straightened, and he even lost control to start reciting the Buddha's name silently. He obviously took a deep breath and opened his eyes, almost in a warning tone Said: "When I first came to the special department of the country, I made it very clear. Don't use legends to guess things in the cultivation world. I will say the same thing today. Don't use myths to measure the group of people in the upper realm... I think the myth should be like Nuwa mending the sky and Dayu controlling the water, and the sky can be repaired after it collapses, what do you think?"

In the eyes of the gods, fighting is like smashing a house at the end. You need to repair the furniture quickly. You made a big mistake and you need to spend thousands of years to make up for it. The mouse lived there, so they stopped fighting.

Zhan Yuan was very helpless when he thought about it, and rubbed his forehead exhaustedly: "Of course, the possibility of this situation is not very high. At most, a mountain will collapse, or a flood will occur. The specific situation depends on the reason for the person who went down without permission."

"..."

It's ordinary people who really want to turn the tables, what kind of world is this.

"In short, the defense plan you came up with for alien invasion is pretty good, and there are almost serious consequences."

"But... I can tell the National X Academy that there are gods coming to destroy it, but our spokesperson can't tell the public that they should quickly hide in the air-raid shelter because of the invasion of aliens!"

"Actually, the air-raid shelter is not safe." Zhan Yuan said truthfully.

In case of collapse, all will be buried below.

"Is it safer than private houses?"

"That's true." But how many people are there in the land of China?A hundred more air-raid shelters would not fit.

"There's no such thing as a protective talisman?" For the sake of the public, he tried again to reduce the damage.

"There are a lot of protective charms in the cultivation world, but no one dares to use them now. It's like attracting gods to come to the door. They can't wait to mix in the crowd and pretend to be ordinary people... Even I, Amitabha, dare not go out. "Zhan Yuan said frustratedly.

Indeed, the people in the comprehension world were all stunned when they noticed the majestic aura.

Then they screamed in panic, stopped writing the suicide note, and the apprentices still stuffed the cellar, but the mountain guards and the like had to be removed as soon as possible, and everyone from the sweeping and watering boys to the domestic monsters were all mentioned one by one under the door. He didn't even let go of his own weapons, and repeatedly warned them to keep their own place, just stay and hide, and don't come out to wander around.

——Fortunately, the Mid-Autumn Festival has just passed, and I bought a lot of things to keep at home, so I can use them slowly.

The leaders of the various sects gathered at Shanhai.com were also fidgeting, wishing they could crawl back and dig a hole to bury themselves.A catastrophe, it really is a catastrophe where even the head of Chengtianzong vomits blood!After sighing, they all turned to look at Yu Kun.

A certain fish is under a lot of pressure, no, it is as big as its weight.

No, he had to discuss it with Du Heng, he couldn't carry it alone when the sky fell.

"My suggestion is, it's best not to go out!" Yu Kun said, and immediately two impatient cultivators stood up, looking at the expressions on their faces, they planned to run home immediately.

With blue veins on Yu Kun's forehead, he stared at him fiercely: "I mean, you better not even go out of Shanhai.com!"

"How can this be done? My junior brother is still unconscious!" Bai Shu Daoist said first.

"That's right, my child has only been born 30 years ago, and he hasn't hatched yet at home!"

Everyone started to panic.

Yu Kun rubbed his forehead with a headache. The incident happened so suddenly that he was caught off guard, so he could only ask God Pangu to bless this trouble to pass quickly, and the less people involved, the better.

You bastard, you don't even dare to call your cell phone, the spiritual power signal will be discovered by the gods.

After a while, Yu Kun appeared sneakily outside Shanhai Tesco, on the streets of the old city.

At the beginning of October, he was wrapped in a thick coat like a down jacket, with a big hat on his head, a lot of cotton trousers and leather boots, and he walked hurriedly through the night with his head shrunk.Occasionally, passers-by saw him and thought he was mentally ill, so they all avoided him.

Yu Kun himself is very proud, look, it is better to be thinner.

It is neither conspicuous, has less aura, and greatly improves the safety factor.

Also, he is an ancient beast, and not all gods dare to turn against him. If he gets angry, he will directly change back to his original form. Who is afraid of anyone? It's poor if you don't have enough cultivation, and you don't have a good magic weapon, and you don't have much interest in being a fairy, so you stay and stay in the world, and you end up worrying about staying.

Besides, Yu Kun knew almost all the cultivators who had ascended in the past 2000 years.

When Yu Kun got on the bus, the driver looked at him suspiciously.

If it weren't for the good security of the country, there would be no human bomb attack, and Yu Kun's virtue would probably make passers-by call the police on the spot.Even so, the driver did not heave a sigh of relief until Yu Kun got out of the car.

When the lights came on, Yu Kun was circling the neighborhood.

He and a group of masters in the comprehension world researched the map of the provincial capital at Shanhai.com, and successfully planned the precise arrival route, where to wait for the bus, which bus to take, and where to get off. It went very smoothly, but in the end!

It’s true that Shen Dong and Du Heng live here, but Yu Kun can’t remember which building ==

At this moment, Shen Dong heard the news that Du Heng said not to go out, maybe Shanhai.com had to close its doors again, so he comfortably leaned on the couch-like sofa to watch TV. The island country supernatural TV station was broadcasting a live broadcast of a girl who jumped off a building. Attaching to games like Pen Fairy with resentment, the whole process of trying to get revenge.

Shen Dong couldn't understand the bluffing Japanese on TV, but it was obvious that Ms. Taibiao Sadako was making a gesture of betting. It seemed that the audience watching this program were betting on the day they could get revenge.

In other words, this kind of live broadcast can last for half a month, or as short as three days, because it takes place in an island country, Shen Dong has no pressure, even seeing the tragic scene of the car accident on TV, there is no adverse reaction.

He has been indifferent to the situation of street fighting with weapons until his head is broken and bloody. Now that he thinks about it, it is probably because of the nature of his weapons. No matter what kind of weapon he is, he will not feel panic or fear.

"Is there any competition program in the realm of comprehension?" Shen Dong prefers to watch basketball.

"No……"

Du Heng sat next to Shen Dong, stared at the TV for a while, and then began to lose his mind. It was obvious that Shen Dong was watching this show as a horror movie.

"I don't think so." There will be people smashing things in the live broadcast, and how dangerous it is to play a game. Look, even the island TV show, there are island audiences booing.So for the victim who was haunted by ghosts, the bright red blood stains in your room were not caused by ghosts, and the ghost paper money that appeared inexplicably, and the broken skeletons were not caused by ghosts. These are all the dissatisfaction of the audience.

Shen Dong continued to watch TV. He felt that there were no noisy neighbors, no noise, no knocking on the door, and no need to worry about going to work. Life was so good. With just a simple pull, he could find all kinds of things from the cabinet next to the sofa. Snacks are absolutely authentic mortal products, even instant noodles, and they are thoughtfully served with ham sausage and marinated eggs.

Decoration in the cultivation world is an absolute one-stop service.

Shen Dong is experimenting with soaking sauerkraut beef noodles in mountain spring water.

What, hot water?Just let Du Heng solve it, so what is the high-level spell used for?

"What are you worrying about?" Shen Dong can roughly guess Du Heng's mood without turning around now.

This feeling is very strange. The sign of Du Heng's distraction is obvious. The mountain spring water in the cup in his hand is boiling and smoking, and he is still holding on to it. Reminiscent of the previous conversation, Shen Dong feels that the cultivation world is a bit unfounded, waiting for law enforcement The immortal came to arrest the stowaway, isn't the world peaceful again?

If he was Du Heng, if he wanted to become an immortal, he would simply run out to find those immortals. If there is no way to ascend smoothly, it would be good to send a message to the master who once ascended successfully.

Du Heng's expression was still uncertain, and he said after a while:

"Do you still remember the disappearance of the underworld?"