Retire from the human world

Chapter 76 On Bad Luck

Do you think the most unlucky ones are Zheng Changhou's nest of zombies, who are so miserable that they can only hide the biscuits that have eaten rat poison in the sanitation uncle's house?Or the whole group migrated, fled from the Nether Realm with all their strength, and all of them died in the end?

They were all wrong, and the worst one was of course the vampire prince who had nothing to do and traveled to Shenzhou for a trip, but was knocked unconscious by Shen Dong, almost entered the police station, lost the Qiankun bag given by Zheng Changhou, plus a huge fine and dared not show his face!

I don't know what's going on in this city recently. Walking casually on the street, you can suddenly catch a glimpse of Du Heng fighting with two giant snakes in the middle of the road.Although blocked by the barrier, Prince Settra ran away immediately.He is a prince of the blood family. He may not have much money on the membership card of Shanhai.com, but he has no worries about food and drink in the secular world. He ran to a large bathing place in a cool way, ready to enjoy the special service and have a meal along the way. You also know that. The ceiling on the second floor of the bathroom collapsed, alas.

The poor prince mixed in the crowd, managed to slip away smoothly without attracting anyone's attention.

Just when he decided that this trip to China was over, he packed his luggage and rushed to the airport, preparing to fly back to Europe - it snowed.All airports are closed and flights are delayed.

Prince Settra was furious. He was coaxed and coaxed by his family members to drive him out for a trip. Even the weather would bully him. There is a problem with customs entry and exit records.At worst, if you don’t go out for 20 years, you will get a fake certificate after your passport expires for a period of time.

The issue is……

How could there be a Siberian-level blizzard here?

Moreover, from the wind to the snow, there was a cold and evil atmosphere. The little golden bat was blown dizzy, and was repeatedly photographed by snowflakes half the size of its body. In the end, it had no choice but to land on the ground with the blizzard. , Randomly found a relatively flat snow place to stay.

If it is an ordinary vampire, it is possible to freeze to death alive.

But it was too cold, and Prince Settra didn't bother to move, so he just fell asleep in a daze.

After dawn, a big broom swept down the bats buried in the snow together with the snow on the roof of the car. They froze and moved slowly, and before they had time to shake their wings, they smashed their heads and faces into the bats. In the high snowdrifts beside the road.When the naughty child saw the white snowdrift, he ran over laughingly and stepped on it with a small footprint.Not to be outdone, the companion also stepped on the original footprint, indicating that he has occupied this high ground.

Just like this, you step on it, and I step on it... Poor Settra was stepped on the frozen ice layer at the bottom of the snow. It was not a big deal at first. Although the body of the vampire is not as strong as the werewolf, its defense is still very strong. Strong, a ton of strength can only stun Prince Settra for more than an hour.

Just when he forced his strength to drive away the cold and wanted to fly, because after the snow was shoveled away, the melted snow water froze in large quantities on the road, and special municipal personnel sprinkled a little salt on the corner of the main road, and then spread paper The box skin is non-slip.

In fact, there are also disciples from various sects in the sky, holding Zhan Yuanfa’s small cloth bag incognito, concentrating resentment, releasing pure Buddha energy, and consciously sinking these into the snow, adding the sprinkled salt—all The nemesis of evil ways!

Prince Settra was trembling like a convulsion. At this time, let alone telling him to fly, even making him change back would not work.

Some vengeful spirits who had been stimulated by the blizzard to become powerful, howled and disappeared before they had time to condense their abilities.

Fortunately, there was a group of cultivators with slightly higher cultivation levels behind them, who collected the snow water without any trace with the Kunzhu, otherwise the sudden melting snow would be enough for the city to see the sea once.

"Hey, what is that?"

Prince Settra has been discovered.

"A bat demon?" In the comprehension world, there are only mortal level assessments, but no diplomatic professional training.

"So small?" Eastern monsters have a primitive strength classification based on size, such as Kunpeng.

Originally, there were only two cultivators gathered around the snowdrift to study, because they couldn't see where the golden bat came from, they modestly distributed paper crane sound transmission notes to those who were also busy working, calling for friends to come Onlookers.

The highest origami crane in the cultivation world is golden, which is not used by ordinary cultivators. The origami crane is made of talisman paper, and its original light yellow color appears.Just because of getting inspiration from here, a cultivator had a whimsical thought: "This, could it be a new type of sound transmission talisman!"

"Nonsense, cranes look much better than bats!"

"Stupid, does this look good? Cranes mean longevity, aren't bats a blessing?" The more the cultivator said, the more reliable he felt, "In the future, everyone will send out the sound transmission talisman, a crane and a bat, so you will live longer." How good is this mouth color!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a slap on the back of the head.

"Who hit me...uh, brother!"

"Idiot, can't you tell if it's dead or alive?" The middle-aged man who came behind threw a talisman at the golden bat lying on the snow. It was not for recovery, nor was it any vitality spell. Evil spirits and monsters are similar, and the things that practitioners can use are simply soul attacks for them.This talisman is used for alchemy to increase the surrounding temperature.

In a few seconds, the golden bat fluttered its wings and turned back into a human form.

The vampire's skin was originally white, but it was even more frightening to be frozen like this, and the temperature increase of the alchemy talisman was very frightening. In an instant, a layer of blush covered that terrible skin color, and then it became scary red.

Prince Settra jumped out of that area immediately. After he became a prince, he no longer had to worry about being burnt to ashes by the sun, but the hot feeling of being thrown into the crater just now was really uncomfortable.

His change caused an uproar among the dozen or so cultivators who were watching.

Although monsters take human form, they can look like anything, not to mention yellow hair or green hair is not uncommon {dryad}, but as long as the facial features are normal, the difference between foreigners and Chinese is still obvious.

The East is a very magical land. Cultivators never expand their territory, and they also don’t welcome other people to come here—isn’t it a fantasy for you to let a group of dead houses open their doors to entertain strangers?

"Prince Settra, is this a trip to China?"

"Ah, yes!" Death couldn't tell what happened to him before.

"Come on, the snow yesterday was really troublesome, let's drink tea at the Baibao Pavilion of Tianyanzong... What, I don't know how to drink tea, oops, the first time is raw and the second time is cooked, I heard that what you drink is also a kind of bitterness black soup? It’s called coffee, haha, I passed the mortal level four!”

The voice gradually faded away, and someone next to him murmured:

"Foreign bats, are they unusual?"

"I seem to have heard of this name before. This guy has a membership card for Shanhai.com. There are ten categories in the Shanhai.com card, and the tenth category has the least number, even less than Qiling! None of them are from here. There are There is a big head drop master named Lingchai... I still don't understand what is a head drop, can the head stretch at will? A high priest who looks like black charcoal, covered with bones and feathers, is said to be from South America The name of the place is so strange. I heard that there is another place called North America. It’s so strange. Why isn’t the east and west beautiful?”

A group of cultivators around shook their heads, they all looked like charcoal, what a beauty.

"What's the matter? There is also a guy with messy hair and a strange smell. He also came to Shanhai.com last time. It is said that his hometown is in Africa... There is 'Africa' Africa, why is there no 'Yes' Africa?"

"Idiot, you belong to the Chengtian sect, and there is no sect called Duantianmen in the cultivation world!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone had weird expressions.

"Uh, did I say something wrong?" The man was worried.

"Fellow Daoist, did you fall asleep in the basic class of magic weapons?"

"How do you know? I am a disciple of Mount Qingcheng, who specializes in spells! Listening to that is useless!"

"..."

Everyone dispersed in a hurry, and those who were resentful put away their grievances, Kunzhu sucked snow water, and they were very busy.

"Hey, you finish talking before leaving!"

Finally, a kind-hearted little monk from Dixiu Temple stopped and explained to him: "I heard that there was such a sect, but the master was too lazy, and his apprentice was even lazy, so he simply disbanded the sect." . " "That's okay too?"

"No, but there are only two masters and apprentices in the sect, and there were not many people in the previous generations, but it is a sect anyway. This way, the world of cultivation has never had the name Duan Tianmen. Although there are diligent Disciple, but when everyone thinks about it, they feel that there is no school or not, so they just make do with it."

"..."

"By the way, you also know that Duantianmen's only successor is Du Heng, who has been a sword cultivator for several generations." Otherwise, why would this kind of gossip appear in the basic courses of magic weapons of various sects?

"You're talking about the one who has to finish everything before ascension, Sword Cultivator?"

"Amitabha, that's right. I heard that when a certain sword cultivator of their school ascended, he found something that he forgot to give to his disciples. He was chased and hacked by the nine heavenly calamities. Send the things back." So the whole cultivation world saw the excitement, and it has been circulated as an anecdote.

The disciples of the Sword Cultivator's family couldn't laugh or cry——Master, you old man can keep it for himself.

Master who continues to be struck by lightning—how can that work? Besides, my master and your ancestor are waiting for me in the sky, so I still worry about not having something good to use?

The apprentice who was blushed by the crowd - please, master, just take it away as a souvenir!

"Haha... But it's no wonder, his sword repair is very tight, and it's normal to lose things."

The two laughed so hard that they coughed dryly.

"But my master never explained in detail, do you know what that thing that has to be sent back is?"

"Ou Yubu, it's over a hundred meters."

"scare?"

"Isn't Du Heng's Ling Tianyi made of that thing? After so many years, it has been used for generations, and there may not be much left! Feather cloth was not so expensive thousands of years ago, and it was easy to get at that time."

Thousands of miles away, this piece of three-meter feather cloth left over from the "catastrophe" was laid flat on that piece of bluestone.

"Are you all right?" Shen Dong looked at Du Heng in disbelief.

"What do you say?"

Shen Dong also saw that Du Heng did not appear to be seriously injured, so he breathed a sigh of relief: "That's right, I'm quite satisfied with this change."

If Du Heng used to have a quality that was very eye-catching, now people always ignore him. In fact, his appearance and appearance have not changed at all. It used to be peaceful, but now it is almost integrated into the environment and becomes the background.

Sure enough, a fight with an unrivaled master can improve one's cultivation!Shen Dong's mind went awry.

He took off his blood-stained shirt, yawned and walked into the bathroom.

Du Heng looked at him without saying a word.

There is no need to look at a sword, nor the gaze of a spirit.

——First of all, he is Shen Dong, and then it is the destruction of all directions.

"It's fine, Shennonggu said it last time, I don't know about Jianxiu. I can't go all over the street to find a taxi driver, grab that Jianxiu and ask!" The mirror in the bathroom is still hanging on the wall, It's just that there are a lot of strange patterns on the edge. Shen Dong was very impressed with the sword in that guy's hand, it was black, and he looked very excited.

"correct!"

Shen Dong stuck his head out from the bathroom, "I suddenly thought of a very abnormal thing, I seem to have never seen your master holding a sword in his hand!" Could it be that it has been stuck in the dantian for 300 years?

"In his hands..." Du Heng reminded concisely, "That whisk."

"what?"

"It's sealed, and the outside is made into a dust whisk, which can hide people's eyes and ears, and it doesn't matter if you carry it all day."

"...Is he pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?" The corners of Shen Dong's mouth twitched.

"No, he was about to ascend at that time."

"Uh!"

"You don't remember everything about the past!" Du Heng stared at Shen Dong.

Shen Dong scratched his hair and didn't make a sound, which was a tacit consent.

Du Heng stared at a certain place in front of him, and it took him a long time to breathe a long sigh of relief. Once the demons were gone, he could easily say things that were suppressed in his heart, and his tone became extremely flat, " I didn't have time, I didn't have time to do many things, according to the habit, after I seal you in the tribulation period, I should accept apprentices, and after 300 years, I will take you to the ascension, but..."

The situation in Beimang Mountain is severe, and the whole cultivation world is involved.

The tribulation failed, the inheritance was broken, and the sword was lost...

All serious blows.

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