Retire from the human world

"Hey, I'm looking for Master Zhanyuan... yes! Prince Setra is in our Tianyanzong Baibao Pavilion. He still has a ticket for destroying the museum that he has not paid. According to the regulations of the cultivation world, those who help pay the ticket can also get [-]% reward... Okay! Master, you are refreshing and happy to cooperate. By the way, I heard from the suzerain that your cultivation base has improved again, and you will soon become a Buddha. Do you want to come to our Baibao Pavilion to refine the magic weapon? I heard that it is in the sky It’s too messy, you can’t do it if you don’t have the strength!”

"Let's go, the business is done on my head!"

Zhan Yuan made a quick mistake and pressed the phone, and suddenly found that the employees of the entire special department were staring at him in a stiff posture, and some glasses had slipped to the tip of their noses. They were not looking at giant pandas, but looking at dinosaur fossils .

"Snapped!"

A clerk's signature pen rolled from the table to the ground, and everyone suddenly came back to their senses.

"Great... Master, are you going to become a Buddha?"

"Didn't you guys already know?" Zhan Yuan was clear about what they said in private, the cinnabar on his forehead was more eye-catching, but the warmth that made people feel like a spring breeze before was gone, not without it, but No trace, no clue.

"I heard that Buddhism will reincarnate ten lives, but..." Everyone's expressions were obvious, that's just talking, and besides, a cultivator's lifetime has five or six hundred years, who knows when Zhan Yuan will finish this life.It's like everyone knows that they are going to die, but not many people think that they have to die tomorrow, thinking that something far away is suddenly approaching, they are stupid on the spot, and by the way, they look at Zhan Yuan countless times.

Become a Buddha instantly... This is too mysterious, how difficult it is to see a living Buddha!

In fact, becoming a Buddha instantly is just like ascension, and it is just a symbolic term in the realm of comprehension.

It's like only getting a green card to live in the heavens, and there are two other things.Zhanyuan can't even get the Arhat qualification certificate of Daleiyin Temple, at best he is just a practitioner, almost a sage monk in a big temple plus a novice, the word Buddha is no small matter.

If there is a mess in the sky, he might as well stay in the world and clean up the mess in the cultivation world.

Zhan Yuan walked out of the office heavily, leaving a group of people looking at each other in blank dismay.

——No matter which cultivator regards becoming a fairy and going to heaven as the ultimate goal, how can Zhan Yuan not be happy at all?The mind of a cultivator is really hard to understand!

The blood prince who was drinking tea in Baibao Pavilion at the moment was not worried about the fine, but Zheng Changhou.

Inexplicably lost Zheng Changhou's Qiankun bag, if Hanba came to his door, he would have a lot of fun.

The tea was tasteless, because the membership balance of Shanhai.com was insufficient, and Prince Setra sold one of his front teeth in Baibao Pavilion in a daze. Vampires recover quickly, and the prince's two front teeth are very fast. Great, but it will be there in another 30 years, don't worry, with his strength, he doesn't have to bite his teeth directly in a fight.

"Oh, my lord prince, you don't want to stay for another day? It's coming to the treasure auction soon!" "No, no, your stuff is very interesting, but I want to send it home!"

"It's not easy to come to China..."

Prince Settra was in a cold sweat, and his face became even paler.

"What a pity!" The disciples of the Tianyan Sect said goodbye to the blood prince with regretful eyes as they looked at the raw materials.

After Prince Settra disappeared into the crowd in a hurry, a cultivator suddenly patted his forehead: "Wait, I forgot to tell him that once there is a fairy descending from the realm, the Divine Barrier will automatically block it, as long as it is not a mortal, No one can get out!"

Prince, even if you take a plane, as long as you are there, the plane will not be able to fly out of China.

"It's a pity, he is only willing to sell one tooth!" The disciples of Tianyan Sect continued to stand at the door and sighed.

I don't know, but I thought they were enthusiastic, seeing off the guests and sending them to others, and they still haven't left after they go far.

"Yeah, we don't have this kind of material in Shenzhou. The suzerain said, when Zheng Changhou goes bankrupt one day, find a way to get him to sell a tooth to see if he can cast a good weapon."

"Drought fangs? Does that weapon have the drought attribute? Who would buy this kind of magic weapon back!" All the disciples shook their heads, thinking it was a bad idea.

"The suzerain said that it can't be used as a weapon, and it would be interesting to put it on the antique rack as a display."

"Help, the suzerain's collecting habit is serious again! Last time, the old man bought a damaged Ling Tianyi from Lord Shang at a huge price, and put it in the lobby of Baibao Pavilion, marking it as the result of two nine-fold catastrophes. Legendary Yubu! It's so confusing!"

"Stop chatting, the phone is ringing!" A young disciple hurried back to answer it.

The others walked back slowly, complaining that ordinary people just couldn't get used to things, that there were too many things in the Baibao Pavilion, and all kinds of strange sounds came out endlessly, insects and birds were not uncommon, it was a mess.There was no response to the phone ringing at first, after all, this thing is only available in the last 15 years.

"This is the Baibao Pavilion of the Tianyan Sect. Excuse me... ah, this number, fellow daoist, are you satisfied with the cave we decorated?"

On the other end of the phone, Shen Dong was holding the microphone in a daze.

Since the dilapidated house he rented was renovated, he often found inexplicable things on the wall. He expressed doubts about the fact that the decoration team in the cultivation world even thoughtfully installed the phone. There were stacked bamboo slips in front of the phone. It is engraved with traditional Chinese characters, um, most of them are numbers.

Shen Dong guessed it was a phone number.

The first column, Shanhai.com, he is familiar with this number, so he is not interested.

The second column is the Shennonggu rescue hotline. Write it down quickly, so that next time Du Heng vomits blood, he will be in a hurry.

Shen Dong didn't think there was anything wrong with him worrying about Du Heng's safety, he was living a good life, and he didn't want to follow Du Heng to death in a daze.

Shen Dong thought that the third column was something like a night restaurant. It was common sense to speculate that apart from the supermarket, the most important one was the hospital, and then it should be the restaurant takeaway, but he forgot that eating in the realm of comprehension is the least important thing. One item you want.

The third column, if you have any doubts about the decoration of the cave, please call this number.

Shen Dong probed quietly and found that Du Heng was not in the living room outside, so he hung up the phone.

But when the matter came to an end, he groaned for a long time before asking:

"How much is this decoration?"

"Hey, we've already collected the money..."

"Let me ask by the way. By the way, do you know where I can find a good apprentice?"

"Uh, we only order magical treasures to refine caves, no...not apprentices." The cultivator who answered the phone replied stupidly.

"There are no...potential training classes in the world of comprehension?" Shen Dong felt incredible. Even the national sports delegation participating in the Olympics, those athletes who won glory for the country were the first to be the provincial sports team, and they were trained by the coaches in the provincial competitions.In the huge world of self-cultivation, it’s fine if there’s no compulsory education. What’s more, CET-[-] and CET-[-] are self-study assessments, but the Cultivation Fundamentals Kindergarten doesn’t have a single one. Even if it’s not as complicated as the entertainment audition, at least they have to focus on picking students with potential for comprehension. kid!

If you don't understand sustainable development, and the next generation doesn't pay attention to it, what future does this world of comprehension have?

"Wonderful ghost training class?"

"No!" That's the preparatory class for going to the mixed cultivation world, he wants kindergarten! !

The kind of child who is a few years old and has the potential to cultivate! !Who wants to have transformed into monsters and ghosts!

The disciple of Baibao Pavilion was a little dizzy: "Then what do you mean?"

"What does the special department of the country do? Master Zhanyuan is only responsible for cleaning up the mess, and doesn't care about anything else?" Shen Dong was also stunned. In fact, normal people should have yearning for the world of cultivation, right? Look, they can fly and live for hundreds of years. Years, it is possible to become a fairy.No matter from which point of view, as long as the cultivation world proposes to find children with potential, the government of any country will support it with both hands and feet.

——Dongzi, you forgot again, there is a word called "Fate Law" that practitioners pay attention to.

Apprentices inherit the sect and inherit the ideal of seeking "Tao".

Tao can be forced, but not deliberately.In everything, you have to talk about fate, that is to choose an apprentice, not to choose Chinese cabbage in the supermarket, there are a bunch of watery ones, you can just pick one that is pleasing to the eye and you can take it home...

Shen Dong's question made the disciples who answered the phone in Baibao Pavilion dizzy, as if someone asked you, what's the point of the college entrance examination, and wouldn't it be better to train talents according to what subjects they are good at?It sounds reasonable at first, but it's not the case. The key is that everyone is used to this kind of thing, and it's strange if you don't get dizzy when you overturn it suddenly.

He's just a small craftsman who takes orders!Why don't you go to Zhanyuan for this kind of problem?Or he is ignorant and ignorant, the cultivation world has become so popular that dead houses are so popular that he even asks someone to look for an apprentice, and he can just sit in the cave and make an order by himself?

"I have Master Zhanyuan here... and Yu Kun's phone number, do you want it, fellow daoist?"

"never mind!"

Shen Dong hung up the phone sullenly.

As soon as he raised his head, he jumped up in fright, and the phone rolled three times on the bluestone bed.

"when did you come?"

It's normal for Du Heng to walk without making a sound. His gaze shifted from the phone to Shen Dong, and he didn't answer.

"Haha, didn't you say that you didn't have time to accept apprentices? I thought about it, and this is indeed a very serious matter." Shen Dong also felt that he had overreacted. Look, he didn't do anything shameful, no Just to make up for Du Heng, there is no need to hide it.

If it weren't for Du Heng's expression of unspeakable melancholy when he mentioned that he hadn't found his apprentice and the battle of Beiman Mountain had begun, Shen Dong wouldn't have thought about it.

"I can't say for sure what's going on in the sky. Hurry up and find an apprentice while you still have time before ascension." Shen Dong naturally made plans for Du Heng, "Inheriting this kind of thing is like running a relay race. Drop it, and the rest of the matter will be taken care of by your apprentice, how easy it is to see!"

"..."

Du Heng really wanted to tell Shen Dong that in the past, Linghuan Sanren of Donghai Duantianmen and his apprentices were counting on the master to do things, and the master threw the burden to the apprentices in a hurry, one shouted "Is there anyone like you, master", and the other was confident, "Otherwise Why am I taking apprentices?"... Such a good sect was disbanded in this way.

"By the way, find a better one!" Shen Dong nodded earnestly, with a serious expression, "I think the most correct thing your master has done in this life is to find you as an apprentice. You are at least more reliable than him! How about we It's easy to get rid of that nagging old man, but you must not find an apprentice who always asks why, be quiet and obedient, just like pomegranate, just stay there obediently."

"Liu~" The little civet cat squatted at the door of the bedroom, tilted its head, and looked at Shen Dong in bewilderment.

Du Heng looked at Shen Dong's serious appearance, and it took him a while to find the voice:

"Do you think it's so easy to find a child with potential for cultivation?"

Without waiting for Shen Dong to answer, Du Heng said again: "As for the one who can become a swordsman, there is hardly one child out of a hundred who has the potential to cultivate truth. We just stand by the roadside and look at each one on the overpass. It may be ten years." And got nothing."

"What are you doing standing on the overpass?" Shen Dong replied instinctively, "We should go to kindergarten... No, KFC McDonald's is not right, we should actually go to the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital, but children who are too young are troublesome and cannot be raised, you Will it? (Du Heng shakes his head subconsciously, Shen Dong spreads his hands) Anyway, I won't, um, what do you think of the playground?"

"..." Are you really not abducting children?

Shen Dong really thought it was nothing. Du Heng and his master even swept away the child in a gust of wind. With such a bad example before him, no matter what he did, he felt at ease.

After thinking about it, he finally realized that it is very difficult for a child to have parents.

So he blurted out: "How about we go to the orphanage? It's easy, just need to go through the adoption procedures!"

Du Heng: ...

——Shen Dong, you are hopeless, you really didn't pay attention to the behavior of "you" to "adopt a child"... What's wrong, right?