Retire from the human world
Chapter 8 About the Brain
Late at night is the time for supermarkets to receive goods, and Shanhai.com is no exception.
Many employees stood around the steps, no one spoke, and a wall lamp dimly illuminated the brown-stained stair handrail. There were no street lights near the supermarket. From a distance, you could clearly see the bustling urban area with flashing neon lights, but this old street The street seemed to be forgotten, dead quiet, no cars, no noise.
A black cat jumped over the lid of the trash can. It suddenly looked back to this side, immediately raised all the fur on its body with a meow, and quickly disappeared across the corner of the street.
Not long after, a dark red light flew towards the edge of the night.
"Give me some energy and get ready to receive the goods. If anyone counts the wrong goods in their department, hum!" A young man with white earrings and pale lips, who looked like a rock singer, came out of the supermarket , sternly reprimanded the staff.
The dark red light approached quickly, and it was clear that they were actually pairs of red eyes. Because they flew too fast and lined up neatly, they looked particularly creepy in the dark night.
These guys are all carrying a big square box, which is also black with no visible material.Although they looked human, they had long hair all over their bodies, and their movements were stiff. As soon as they landed and stood still, they immediately put the box on the ground.
Fortunately, their leader is a normal-looking "human being".
He was tall and thin, wearing a certain brand of sports ball pants and a vest, and a pair of flip-flops that cost more than ten yuan on his feet.His eyes were also red, faintly shining. As soon as he stepped on the ground, he began to complain: "The guys from the Rizhao Sect are too wicked. They even said that the order must be placed ten years in advance, otherwise they can only supply according to the output of their sect in the current month. , I curse him for not being able to ascend in any sect."
With a wave of his hand, all the boxes were opened, and there were various commodities in them.
There are fresh vegetables and fruits, frozen food, and daily necessities produced by humans, but there are more strange things, such as a box of gourd porcelain bottles, or when the box is opened, there is water inside, and the tail of a golden-scaled carp flashes past.Some contained living animals in cages, whole green plants with leaves, all kinds of glittering ores, and even whole boxes of brown-gray sand.
And each box seemed to have no bottom. The supermarket employees and the long-haired monsters kept moving it out, but the boxes were still full.After about two hours, I barely emptied the things, and then I was busy counting.
"The total value of today's goods is... 700 million, go to the cashier to check out." The receiving supervisor wearing white earrings didn't even look up.
The red-eyed man shrugged indifferently, stepped on his slippers and walked into the supermarket.
Suddenly, he stopped and took a deep breath.
"What a strong resentment, what a bloody smell—" the slipper man murmured and looked up, and suddenly saw a cage in the area where the goods were to be put on the shelves. Inside was curled up a trembling humanoid creature with disheveled hair holding a blood-stained axe. When it sensed that someone was approaching, it raised its head suddenly, its eyes were blood red, and its fingers were in the shape of ferocious hooks. It grabbed the cage and let out a fearful and angry roar.
"Oh, good stuff! It turned out to be a Rakshasa ghost transformed from a living person!"
The slipper man leaned closer and took a deep breath as if intoxicated, and said with a smile on his face, "It's so mellow! How much is it?"
"Hey, what are you talking about? Director Du just caught it today, and the price hasn't been marked yet."
"Du Heng? Forget it, I'd rather wrestle with Yu Kun than negotiate the price with him." The slipper man continued to walk into the shopping mall without any seriousness, and happened to bump into a monk jumping there on the way.
"What do mortals say? By the way, purchases—there is no reason why the people from Shanhai.com ran over to pick up the goods before Sajia purchased half of them? Du Heng, a miser, did not want to pay Sajia!!
Manager Yu was there to smooth things over: "Oh, master, calm down! This is purely accidental."
"Hmph!" Master Zhankong threw his sleeves angrily, and walked out leaning on his Zen staff.
I bumped into the slipper man on the way, and felt that the aura was not in harmony from a distance, and his skills were enemies, so he frowned and looked at each other in disgust. After seeing the other party's identity up close, he turned his eyes slightly away, wishing that the other party would disappear quickly, and suddenly the two of them thought of something at the same time. He let out a cry of surprise: "Eminent monk of Dixiu Temple?" "Marquis Makino Zheng Chang?"
"Don't you like Du Heng?" This time they all said in unison.
With a tacit laugh, Master Zhankong proudly said: "I'll tell you a secret, Du Heng has recently taken a fancy to..." That mumbling, the magic of thousands of miles of sound transmission, will never be eavesdropped.
"Such a thing?" The slipper man was surprised.
"What do you think, if you were Du Heng, would you attack? Amitabha, the poor monk didn't say anything."
"That makes sense!" The slipper man nodded heavily, his eyes rolling.
Shen Dong slept very deeply this time, but in his dream he always felt very hot, and when the heat became unbearable, he felt like being thrown into an ice cave, shivering from the cold, and repeated this countless times, causing him to The more I slept, the more tired I finally struggled to wake up from the dream.
Nicely decorated ceiling and wallpaper on all four walls.
This is where?
Shen Dong jumped up from the bed, the curtains were half open, the glass windows were closed, the indoor air conditioner was still running, blowing a cool breeze, the room was small, but the mattress was soft enough, and the air conditioner was also very comfortable.Shen Dong stiffened and turned his head to look to the left. It was a bathroom separated by frosted glass. This was basically the layout of a hotel. Who would decorate their home like this?
"you're awake?"
Du Heng stood up from the sofa by the window, Shen Dong looked puzzled, wait, was there anyone on the sofa just now?
After being dazed for a minute, Shen Dong managed to piece together what happened last night. He was arrested and released for no reason. He saw Lei Cheng's ghost in Director Du's car, and then followed Director Du upstairs to ask for a piece of clothing and borrow some money. Going home——wait, his original purpose wasn't to ask the supermarket to give an explanation, and then settle the salary and leave immediately?
It's all that boy Lei Cheng! !
——Who can maintain normal thinking logic when he sees hell!
"Oops, what time is it?"
He still has to go to work today, if Shanhai.com deducts his salary on the grounds of absenteeism, it will be miserable!
"Ten o'clock, today is a day off, it doesn't matter, you can sleep for a while."
"It doesn't matter if you say it doesn't matter, I'm the weigher of fruits and vegetables, and you are the front desk supervisor..." Shen Dong hurriedly jumped out of bed to look for shoes, only then remembered that he came barefoot last night, and he hadn't As soon as I entered the room, I fell asleep.Damn, this room seems to have only one bed!And he just slept on the bed all night with his feet dirty?
"You were transferred to the front desk last night."
"What?" Shen Dong was wondering how Du Heng slept last night, he raised his head in shock.
Du Heng opened the closet, found two ordinary shirts and trousers, and threw them to Shen Dong. With a calm expression, he said calmly, "Did you forget the test paper you did at work yesterday? It's the cashier's test. As long as you pass it, you can pass it." I was admitted as a cashier at the front desk of the supermarket."
"That kind of elementary school second grade test paper?" Shen Dong's voice was raised, his expression was full——as long as the supermarket cashier is at this level, why don't you just go to the elementary school to recruit?Wouldn't this level not find the wrong money and calculate the wrong account?It is amazing that Shanhai.com has been in business without closing down with all the cashiers of this level!
Du Heng looked at Shen Dong, and for the first time a smile appeared in his eyes.
Shen Dong's expression was so funny, one could completely guess what he was crazily complaining about.
"Wait, it doesn't matter if I am transferred to the front desk or become a cashier, because I want to resign!" Shen Dong hurriedly raised the most critical question.
"Resign?" Du Heng frowned suddenly, and repeated it, as if he couldn't understand the word.
"Yeah, in such an inexplicable place, I've only been on the job for less than ten days and I can be arrested and taken to the police station. Who would do it again?" .
Du Heng stared deeply at Shen Dong, the curtains were partly opened, and the light came in from the window. Standing in the shadows, his expression was a little unpredictable: "Shanhai.com only has dead members, and no resigned employees."
"..." Fuck, you gangsters?
Shen Dong stared, his fists were itching, he endured for a long time before he could hold back a sentence: "Could it be that you are state agents?" He opened the supermarket mysteriously, with strange customers, and he could acquit a major suspect in half an hour.
"of course not."
"Are you all ghosts?" I couldn't even take a picture.
"Some of our customers are ghosts."
"..."
Shen Dong was about to fall on his back, okay?
Du Heng, a man with a gentle temperament and a scholar-like temperament, said such words without blinking—is this world still materialistic?
"You even want to earn ghost money?" Shen Dong felt that his world view was finished.
"Ordinary people say that the customer is God, and God is the God of the West. Then as long as you go to the supermarket to shop and spend, why do you care whether he is a human or a ghost?"
Shen Dong broke out in a cold sweat and asked: "What do you mean by a mortal, don't tell me you are a god."
"Not yet."
"..." Is this brazen or too thick-skinned?
Shen Dong said in a bad tone: "I have no interest in the company culture of your supermarket. As a mortal, my heart can't bear the fact that the customers wandering in front of me are ghosts. I'm not suitable for this job, and I want to resign."
"Do you think you are human?" Du Heng asked suddenly.
"Am I a ghost?"
Shen Dong put on the shirt and trousers very smoothly, and then he found something strange, the clothes fit well, then he looked at Du Heng, and belatedly found that Du Heng's physique was actually very similar to his own.
"Of course you are not. Shanhai.com doesn't hire ghosts as employees."
Du Heng leaned on the closet, his tone was soft, and gradually turned low, like a strange bewitchment: "Haven't you ever wondered why only you can see the Shanhai Tesco Supermarket, and those policemen can't see it? You can still see ghosts , and speak to him..."
Shen Dong's face turned blue and white, and he suddenly rushed over and grabbed Du Heng's neck tightly: "Is it the food in the staff restaurant? What did you put in it, tell me!"
"..."
In the staff cafeteria of Shanhai.com, Manager Yu pointed at the TV screen with one hand and thumped the table with the other: "Wow, haha, Du Heng's hints can be distorted by him to such an extent! Is this what mortals call off-line? Help me makes me laugh!" "
Many employees stood around the steps, no one spoke, and a wall lamp dimly illuminated the brown-stained stair handrail. There were no street lights near the supermarket. From a distance, you could clearly see the bustling urban area with flashing neon lights, but this old street The street seemed to be forgotten, dead quiet, no cars, no noise.
A black cat jumped over the lid of the trash can. It suddenly looked back to this side, immediately raised all the fur on its body with a meow, and quickly disappeared across the corner of the street.
Not long after, a dark red light flew towards the edge of the night.
"Give me some energy and get ready to receive the goods. If anyone counts the wrong goods in their department, hum!" A young man with white earrings and pale lips, who looked like a rock singer, came out of the supermarket , sternly reprimanded the staff.
The dark red light approached quickly, and it was clear that they were actually pairs of red eyes. Because they flew too fast and lined up neatly, they looked particularly creepy in the dark night.
These guys are all carrying a big square box, which is also black with no visible material.Although they looked human, they had long hair all over their bodies, and their movements were stiff. As soon as they landed and stood still, they immediately put the box on the ground.
Fortunately, their leader is a normal-looking "human being".
He was tall and thin, wearing a certain brand of sports ball pants and a vest, and a pair of flip-flops that cost more than ten yuan on his feet.His eyes were also red, faintly shining. As soon as he stepped on the ground, he began to complain: "The guys from the Rizhao Sect are too wicked. They even said that the order must be placed ten years in advance, otherwise they can only supply according to the output of their sect in the current month. , I curse him for not being able to ascend in any sect."
With a wave of his hand, all the boxes were opened, and there were various commodities in them.
There are fresh vegetables and fruits, frozen food, and daily necessities produced by humans, but there are more strange things, such as a box of gourd porcelain bottles, or when the box is opened, there is water inside, and the tail of a golden-scaled carp flashes past.Some contained living animals in cages, whole green plants with leaves, all kinds of glittering ores, and even whole boxes of brown-gray sand.
And each box seemed to have no bottom. The supermarket employees and the long-haired monsters kept moving it out, but the boxes were still full.After about two hours, I barely emptied the things, and then I was busy counting.
"The total value of today's goods is... 700 million, go to the cashier to check out." The receiving supervisor wearing white earrings didn't even look up.
The red-eyed man shrugged indifferently, stepped on his slippers and walked into the supermarket.
Suddenly, he stopped and took a deep breath.
"What a strong resentment, what a bloody smell—" the slipper man murmured and looked up, and suddenly saw a cage in the area where the goods were to be put on the shelves. Inside was curled up a trembling humanoid creature with disheveled hair holding a blood-stained axe. When it sensed that someone was approaching, it raised its head suddenly, its eyes were blood red, and its fingers were in the shape of ferocious hooks. It grabbed the cage and let out a fearful and angry roar.
"Oh, good stuff! It turned out to be a Rakshasa ghost transformed from a living person!"
The slipper man leaned closer and took a deep breath as if intoxicated, and said with a smile on his face, "It's so mellow! How much is it?"
"Hey, what are you talking about? Director Du just caught it today, and the price hasn't been marked yet."
"Du Heng? Forget it, I'd rather wrestle with Yu Kun than negotiate the price with him." The slipper man continued to walk into the shopping mall without any seriousness, and happened to bump into a monk jumping there on the way.
"What do mortals say? By the way, purchases—there is no reason why the people from Shanhai.com ran over to pick up the goods before Sajia purchased half of them? Du Heng, a miser, did not want to pay Sajia!!
Manager Yu was there to smooth things over: "Oh, master, calm down! This is purely accidental."
"Hmph!" Master Zhankong threw his sleeves angrily, and walked out leaning on his Zen staff.
I bumped into the slipper man on the way, and felt that the aura was not in harmony from a distance, and his skills were enemies, so he frowned and looked at each other in disgust. After seeing the other party's identity up close, he turned his eyes slightly away, wishing that the other party would disappear quickly, and suddenly the two of them thought of something at the same time. He let out a cry of surprise: "Eminent monk of Dixiu Temple?" "Marquis Makino Zheng Chang?"
"Don't you like Du Heng?" This time they all said in unison.
With a tacit laugh, Master Zhankong proudly said: "I'll tell you a secret, Du Heng has recently taken a fancy to..." That mumbling, the magic of thousands of miles of sound transmission, will never be eavesdropped.
"Such a thing?" The slipper man was surprised.
"What do you think, if you were Du Heng, would you attack? Amitabha, the poor monk didn't say anything."
"That makes sense!" The slipper man nodded heavily, his eyes rolling.
Shen Dong slept very deeply this time, but in his dream he always felt very hot, and when the heat became unbearable, he felt like being thrown into an ice cave, shivering from the cold, and repeated this countless times, causing him to The more I slept, the more tired I finally struggled to wake up from the dream.
Nicely decorated ceiling and wallpaper on all four walls.
This is where?
Shen Dong jumped up from the bed, the curtains were half open, the glass windows were closed, the indoor air conditioner was still running, blowing a cool breeze, the room was small, but the mattress was soft enough, and the air conditioner was also very comfortable.Shen Dong stiffened and turned his head to look to the left. It was a bathroom separated by frosted glass. This was basically the layout of a hotel. Who would decorate their home like this?
"you're awake?"
Du Heng stood up from the sofa by the window, Shen Dong looked puzzled, wait, was there anyone on the sofa just now?
After being dazed for a minute, Shen Dong managed to piece together what happened last night. He was arrested and released for no reason. He saw Lei Cheng's ghost in Director Du's car, and then followed Director Du upstairs to ask for a piece of clothing and borrow some money. Going home——wait, his original purpose wasn't to ask the supermarket to give an explanation, and then settle the salary and leave immediately?
It's all that boy Lei Cheng! !
——Who can maintain normal thinking logic when he sees hell!
"Oops, what time is it?"
He still has to go to work today, if Shanhai.com deducts his salary on the grounds of absenteeism, it will be miserable!
"Ten o'clock, today is a day off, it doesn't matter, you can sleep for a while."
"It doesn't matter if you say it doesn't matter, I'm the weigher of fruits and vegetables, and you are the front desk supervisor..." Shen Dong hurriedly jumped out of bed to look for shoes, only then remembered that he came barefoot last night, and he hadn't As soon as I entered the room, I fell asleep.Damn, this room seems to have only one bed!And he just slept on the bed all night with his feet dirty?
"You were transferred to the front desk last night."
"What?" Shen Dong was wondering how Du Heng slept last night, he raised his head in shock.
Du Heng opened the closet, found two ordinary shirts and trousers, and threw them to Shen Dong. With a calm expression, he said calmly, "Did you forget the test paper you did at work yesterday? It's the cashier's test. As long as you pass it, you can pass it." I was admitted as a cashier at the front desk of the supermarket."
"That kind of elementary school second grade test paper?" Shen Dong's voice was raised, his expression was full——as long as the supermarket cashier is at this level, why don't you just go to the elementary school to recruit?Wouldn't this level not find the wrong money and calculate the wrong account?It is amazing that Shanhai.com has been in business without closing down with all the cashiers of this level!
Du Heng looked at Shen Dong, and for the first time a smile appeared in his eyes.
Shen Dong's expression was so funny, one could completely guess what he was crazily complaining about.
"Wait, it doesn't matter if I am transferred to the front desk or become a cashier, because I want to resign!" Shen Dong hurriedly raised the most critical question.
"Resign?" Du Heng frowned suddenly, and repeated it, as if he couldn't understand the word.
"Yeah, in such an inexplicable place, I've only been on the job for less than ten days and I can be arrested and taken to the police station. Who would do it again?" .
Du Heng stared deeply at Shen Dong, the curtains were partly opened, and the light came in from the window. Standing in the shadows, his expression was a little unpredictable: "Shanhai.com only has dead members, and no resigned employees."
"..." Fuck, you gangsters?
Shen Dong stared, his fists were itching, he endured for a long time before he could hold back a sentence: "Could it be that you are state agents?" He opened the supermarket mysteriously, with strange customers, and he could acquit a major suspect in half an hour.
"of course not."
"Are you all ghosts?" I couldn't even take a picture.
"Some of our customers are ghosts."
"..."
Shen Dong was about to fall on his back, okay?
Du Heng, a man with a gentle temperament and a scholar-like temperament, said such words without blinking—is this world still materialistic?
"You even want to earn ghost money?" Shen Dong felt that his world view was finished.
"Ordinary people say that the customer is God, and God is the God of the West. Then as long as you go to the supermarket to shop and spend, why do you care whether he is a human or a ghost?"
Shen Dong broke out in a cold sweat and asked: "What do you mean by a mortal, don't tell me you are a god."
"Not yet."
"..." Is this brazen or too thick-skinned?
Shen Dong said in a bad tone: "I have no interest in the company culture of your supermarket. As a mortal, my heart can't bear the fact that the customers wandering in front of me are ghosts. I'm not suitable for this job, and I want to resign."
"Do you think you are human?" Du Heng asked suddenly.
"Am I a ghost?"
Shen Dong put on the shirt and trousers very smoothly, and then he found something strange, the clothes fit well, then he looked at Du Heng, and belatedly found that Du Heng's physique was actually very similar to his own.
"Of course you are not. Shanhai.com doesn't hire ghosts as employees."
Du Heng leaned on the closet, his tone was soft, and gradually turned low, like a strange bewitchment: "Haven't you ever wondered why only you can see the Shanhai Tesco Supermarket, and those policemen can't see it? You can still see ghosts , and speak to him..."
Shen Dong's face turned blue and white, and he suddenly rushed over and grabbed Du Heng's neck tightly: "Is it the food in the staff restaurant? What did you put in it, tell me!"
"..."
In the staff cafeteria of Shanhai.com, Manager Yu pointed at the TV screen with one hand and thumped the table with the other: "Wow, haha, Du Heng's hints can be distorted by him to such an extent! Is this what mortals call off-line? Help me makes me laugh!" "
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