This is definitely not rebirth

At this time, because of resentment about height, he read black posts and tampered with the data of the game warehouse, which caused an uproar... Zhengtai, the lunch box was holding tomato and egg drop soup, and carefully moved towards the table. It's not upside down, so be extra cautious.

Yan and Chrysanthemum saw this scene as soon as they entered the door. The blue-gold and different-colored pupils were immediately attracted by the child, and the liver trembled because of the extremely poor expression system. Ready to read on.

However, the child's five senses were a bit too strong, and he had already noticed when someone came in, and immediately looked at them with wide and round green eyes, as if he was silently accusing them of why they didn't come to help.

Yan covered his heart, and finally couldn't help but stepped forward to take the soup bowl: "I'll do it."

The child immediately cast appreciative starry eyes, and complained endlessly in his heart: Sao Nian, you can be cute if you are cute, why are you being prudish?What about prude?Woolen cloth?

But Yan was a little overloaded by the starry eyes, and hurriedly brought the soup to the table. After turning his eyes away, he just didn't see the child standing up and waving his hands at his friend—get out!

Chrysanthemum felt the child's contempt deeply, but today he made up his mind to take it for free, so he insisted not to keep his eyes below one meter, walked straight past the child, and even casually raised Child's hood.

Little Xiong gave his middle finger viciously, and pouted to prepare three sets of bowls and chopsticks.

Chrysanthemum picked up a piece of Kyoto bone with agility that surpassed that of ordinary liberal arts students, took a bite, and immediately squinted his eyes with happiness, his expression intoxicated. He carefully felt the enjoyment from his tongue buds, sweet and sour, crispy and delicious, fat Not greasy, almost swallowed his tongue, even if he and the child are not at odds, he can't help giving a thumbs up.

The little bear is stretching out his short hands to hold the ribs for his wife. The latter's face is softened by a faint smile. Just smile very nicely?Seeing the chrysanthemum's thumb on this side, Xiaoxiong smiled charmingly, raised his hand and pointed to someone's rice bowl, then picked his nose in slow motion, and then rubbed it on the table. The deep meaning in it is for everyone to understand.

At least because of this paragraph, Chrysanthemum's appetite suddenly decreased. If his shamelessness had not reached a certain level, he probably wouldn't be able to eat anymore, but he was still full for this meal.

The lunch box is also considered to be taken by this brother Chrysanthemum, he is a character, so he no longer cares about someone's frequent behavior of eating food.

So when Yan was packing the dishes and chopsticks to stuff the dishwasher, the lunch box didn't help, even if he had to sweep the debris on the floor later, he didn't care. He was grabbing Chrysanthemum's trousers, smiling innocently.

However, the client didn't feel like he was attracted by the child at all. He read the robbery clause of "any non-cooperative behavior will lead to pants drop" from the child's face, and quickly grabbed the pants, but the belt buckle was in a state where no external force intervened. When he loosened automatically, his whole body froze, his stomach full: This cheating mind, this cheating wretched child, will definitely be a hooligan when he grows up... Well, Yan, your wife is a hooligan.

"Okay, just say what you want." Facing the child with an angelic face and a devilish face, Chrysanthemum could only accept her fate.

The child blinked her round green eyes, her pink mouth was lightly pursed, her fleshy and healthy rosy cheeks had faint traces of dimples, and her curly hair moved slightly with the child's playful head tilt, innocent and innocent: "Brother is so polite, let's calculate the food expenses."

"..."

One minute later, Chrysanthemum held his head weakly. He felt that in this short 1 seconds, his brain nerves were hardened into a maze, and he couldn't figure it out at all: "Why do you always get C in grades, you rape flower should Take S, hey, my pocket money for this month."

The child looked at the three-dimensionally displayed numbers on his watch, and nodded in satisfaction, just as the sound of porcelain breaking came from the kitchen, the child muttered, "I'll change some unbreakable bowls tomorrow" and walked towards the kitchen.

Chrysanthemum sat on the sofa, supported her knees with her elbows, and propped her face. She saw her friend with facial paralysis being kicked out of the kitchen by a child. His tall and straight figure stood at the door for a while, and was stuffed with a tea tray before coming over with two cups of tea and one cup of milk.

"It's really good for you to marry this child. Although he is a bit of a rascal, he can be corrected by good training." Chrysanthemum took a sip of hot tea from the teacup. In this day and age, there are very few people who don't have to cook butlers and cook by themselves. Handmade meals , The tea made is really fragrant and delicious. He thinks about the little pocket money he spent, but he is not wronged.

Yan put down the tea and milk, moving slowly and carefully, with a serious look like a company of engineers dismantling a mechanism that might cause a big explosion, and the corners of Chrysanthemum's eyes twitched.

"Brother, how did you come here before?"

"...the tableware at my mother's house...can't be broken."

Then can I understand that you often play with tableware by throwing it?Chrysanthemum felt powerless, and patted her friend on the shoulder: "Brother, you are really right to marry this child, otherwise your life will definitely be soaked in the original nutritional supplements."

Yan only stared at his friend with different-colored pupils, and didn't speak, but the happiness that accidentally overflowed in those eyes was enough.

Looking at her friend, who once seemed to be frozen in adulthood, as if it was impossible for her whole life to come from winter to spring, Chrysanthemum was very relieved and envious: "You have a good eye for people, give me a gift from now on." Look, see which girl is particularly good, can take care of others, and loves to cook, let me chase after her too."

Yan Moran turned around and walked back to the kitchen with the tea tray in his arms. When he was on the wrong side of the child, he couldn't help but stop and stroke the top of the child's hair. The child let him touch it docilely before he walked over to pick up the milk and take a big sip. , and then the cute baby for Yan squinted over.

"What kind of girl are you looking for? Find an almighty husband. From then on, you can live a happy life that you can't take care of yourself."

"Fuck! Brat, can you not treat differently?! This is a cute and cute lady in front of Yan, and she looks like Nanny Rong in front of me!"

The child picked his nose: "Are you my daughter-in-law? Besides, how about you have my daughter-in-law? Be content, if you change to the Long family's one, can you still sit here and drink tea now? Make tea with toilet water?"

Chrysanthemum suddenly felt a tightness somewhere, and she really felt that she should be grateful for drinking a good cup of tea. When she realized that she was being led by the nose, he quickly slapped his cheeks to stay awake: "You brat, we adults don't remember villains But, forget it, drink more milk, it’s not enough for one meter now.”

As a result of being quick to talk for a while, the small lunch box pinched the chrysanthemum in a fit of anger... pulling your petals and poking your stamens.

Although he is 17 years old, as a liberal arts student, and the child is not an ordinary child, Chrysanthemum was pinched and jumped straight.

Who said it's shameful to lose to a three-year-old? !If you are facing a three-year-old who can jump up to the same height as the top of your head, hit the head with hair twitching, specialize in key points, use critical strikes, take off pants through the air, and explode T-shirts, stumbling feet, multi-directional throwing... Shit, this is a cheating three-year-old child!Goldfinger fully open, okay? !

When Yan came out with a change of clothes, the lunch box was stepping on the back of the chrysanthemum, and the person lying on the ground stretched out his hand majestically, as if he had exhausted all his strength and was about to run out of oil and burn the lamp.

"..." Yan waved at the child: "Stop playing, take a bath."

"Oh!" The children resolutely gave up their toys and ran to Yan, one big and one small walked into the bathroom and closed the door.

The chrysanthemum was lying on the ground and weeping silently—beast!Livestock! ! !Hey, playing with your sister, your whole family is playing!

The master computer of the house has already put a tank of warm water in the bathroom, the child pours a proper amount of bubble bath agent into the water, the little short hand makes bubbles in the water, strips off his clothes hurriedly and jumps in, Yan follows Go in behind, pinch the egg-yellow duckling toy by the bathtub and put it into the bathtub, the duckling swims in the bubbles.

"Don't always bully Chrysanthemum." Yan said to the child playing in the bubble.

The lunch box was poking holes in the bubbles, and he pursed his lips when he heard the words: "It's just for fun, I didn't really beat him up." This is not a lie, that guy Chrysanthemum is a bit noisy, but in fact, the lunch box likes to quarrel with others When people make trouble together, the boring stuff is the most annoying thing. Of course, Yan is a special boring... Uh, well, in fact, Yan is a jerk pretending to be a boring?It seems that something strange has mixed in.

Yan Qing nodded: "You know the severity, just wash your hair."

The child immediately threw away his redundant thoughts, turned over and sat in the arms of his wife, and asked her to wash his hair with bubbles. In fact, he wanted to say that the hair would wash itself, but it would be better to have someone else serve him, so he would save the money. In a low tone, continue to play with the duckling with bubbles: "I will wash it for you later."

Yan slightly hooked his lips: "Well, the game is okay?"

Thinking of today's game, the child nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice and worked hard: "It's fun, men still have to be a mecha master to be passionate, but in the future they will really become a mecha master, neither fighting nor fighting. It’s probably not very good for such a good mech to be used by me.”

While controlling his strength to scratch the child's scalp, Yan enlightened: "There is no big battle now, but there is an interstellar mecha competition, and the opponent is an alien army. If you are good enough, you will have the opportunity to participate. Mecha is also the same, you need to fight for it yourself. "

The lunch box thought of the mecha on the interstellar channel, and felt that no matter how good he was, he would never have the chance to get such a good mecha, because when he was cooking, he also looked up information about modern mechas besides reading recipes. The No. 1 mecha on the ranking list is not as good as 'Medusa', and even worse than the few mechas he saw in the mecha warehouse in the game.

"Rinse the water." Yan asked the child to look up, and carefully rinsed off the foam on the hair, hoping once again that the child would never grow up.How much he hopes that the current life pattern will never change, but at the same time he also understands that this is impossible, just as he once hoped that his mother could live longer, it is a luxury and impossible to realize.

Feeling that the flushing movement stopped, the lunch box opened his eyes and asked with puzzled eyes.

Yan's usually expressionless face did not show any clues, he naturally continued to flush without saying anything.

But the lunch box is not a real three-year-old child, he knows that Yan has lost his mind, and this is something on his mind, so what is it?Think about it, this child is only 17 years old. Apart from being easy to enter the second grade at this age, representative figures such as Long Wen are more likely to fall in love, and representative figures Wu Hope.

Is it possible...

"Brother, are you in a relationship?" Lunch box felt that this idea made him very uncomfortable, was it really because of cheating or something?

Yan almost spilled water into those big innocent eyes, he frowned and looked at the child: "Do you know what love is?"

"..." No, Uncle only knows what love is.

The lunch box suppressed the twitching sensation at the corner of his lips, he really didn't know how to complain, but after thinking about it, he realized that he was not wrong. In the era he lived in, love was too extravagant, and no one knew whether he could live it Today, talking about feelings is not as practical as talking about pleasure.

Drink today's wine, sleep with today's girl, maybe you will die tomorrow.

Everyone lives with this idea, and few people talk about their feelings. What is the ending?In his previous life, there were many cases of excessive grief because of the death of a loved one. Some lost their minds and rushed into the enemy's line to perish together. Some life is better than death walking dead, anyway, there is no good result, and a strong widow like his mother, I don’t know how many times I woke up crying when I dreamed back at midnight.

Perhaps because he had seen too many misfortunes, he never fell in love until his death, and luckily he didn't. Isn't he dead?At least there wasn't a sad person left, did there?

"No, I'm not in a relationship." Seeing the child's strange expression, Yan said, "Don't worry, I will take care of you until you don't need me."

"..." The child felt that he had committed a crime. Didn't this kill a certain first love named Wu Hope in the cradle?But there was a deep feeling of pleasure in his heart again, and sure enough... it was because he hated Long Wen, right?The child feels that he has found the truth. After all, Wu Hope is frustrated in love because he is not in a good mood. If he is not in a good mood, he will not give Long Wen a good face. Long Wen, who is secretly in love with Wu Hope, will naturally be abused physically and emotionally. Even if they are really together in the future, It's also sadistic.

I really am a genius!

The child grinned obscenely, imagining a bright future, Yan saw it in his eyes, and felt that the child's expression was cute when he acted badly... What kind of trick was he thinking?Well, anyway, this kid will have a sense of proportion.

The two came out after washing warmly, Chrysanthemum had enough food and drink, and left early.

The lunch box tugged at the lace edge of the pajamas, tugged at the soft hem, completely desperate for the aesthetics of the inkstone... Sure enough, I still need to drink more milk to grow to two meters high quickly.

Yan brought a dry towel to help the child wipe his hair. The curly hair rubbed against the towel cooperatively. He couldn't help but stop, and combed those wet and soft curly hair with his slender fingers, letting them tangle and play. Long hair but not tall, so cute.

In the Ark X1111 research center, Danqing stands in the center of the multi-faceted light screen surrounding him. The various parts and details on the light screen are all from Medusa of the player "Ermi". He disassembles and analyzes them one by one. , looking fanatical.

"My lord, aren't we going to discuss the improvement plan of X1111 today? This... what is it?"

"A great mecha." Dan Qing enthusiastically replied to the assistant: "The plan is postponed, we have to make this mecha first."

"But..." the assistant looked puzzled: "We have done a virtual test, didn't we find anyone who can control it better except for the player 'Ermi'? The practicality of this thing is not high, what to do?"

"What to do? Of course it's a breakthrough. Since someone can do it, those idiots who can't do it should find ways to improve their strength, right? Drive it well for me!" Thinking of those bad data, Danqing laughed angrily: " If the rubbish really doesn't last long, then I'll pack it up and send it to 'Ermi'."

"..."

"By the way, send him a winning message in the future, give him a mecha, and take a look at the true face of the illegitimate son of the Fengtian family. Well, he is so good, he can help me do a lot of tests." The more Danqing thought about it, the more he felt that this idea was great. Great, and plunged into the work of developing a new mecha.

The assistant silently looked at the enthusiastic boss, and skillfully converted the information of each staff member—developing a new mech first.

At this moment, the real body of 'Ermi' has logged into the small lunch box. While being teased by the brothers and sisters, I opened the control panel and saw a letter from [X1111 Award Number], which said that he was drawn by the event. To get a reward of 1000 million gold coins, please log in to a certain website and fill in the information to receive it.

The lunch box casually crumpled up the virtual stationery and threw it into the recycle bin: "Hey, I'm still a GM."