This is definitely not rebirth

Since I have two numbers, Xiao Lunch Box only does daily work every time I go to the Zhengtai number.

Daily task [-], show cuteness and make the big brothers and sisters molested;

Daily task [-], quickly fight for a few rounds to satisfy the vanity of big brothers and sisters; daily task [-], try to find a sense of presence and then retreat.

After completing these daily tasks every day, the small lunch box will make cute moves learned from the science and education stickers of "How to Be a Real Lolita/Zhengtai", and immediately turn to Ermi after saying "I have to go back to do my homework" .

As a result of such precision, accidents occasionally occur, like this——

[Battleship public frequency] Ermi used text actions - squeezed his fists on his cheeks to show off his cuteness, and greeted everyone in a coquettish voice: o(≧ω≦)o Good morning, brothers and sisters!

[......]

After three seconds of silence on the entire channel, the first word came out.

[wipe! ]

[I wipe, I wipe!It seems that something strange has been mixed in. ]

[You are not alone. ]

[Yes, I am a fat chicken. ]

[...Get lost, less crooked, I said Ermi, did his head get caught by the door? ]

[Short oil, how cruel is that door, it's all faults. ]

[Pfft, don't be like this, maybe Ermi is a cute girl in reality, it's hard to MAN if you get used to being cute. ]

[Upstairs, God of Truth. ]

[+10086]

[Yeah, cooking and being cute, she is definitely a good daughter-in-law. ]

[Yo, Xiao Ermi comes to my bowl. ]

Mr. Lunch Box, who was stunned by himself, quickly recovered with his tough and shameless cheeks, and said on the public channel: "Do you need me to lend you JJ for a jerk?"

[......]

[I'm rubbing, obscene! ]

[Brother, please be respected by younger brother, rogue emperor! ]

[Second guy, you really shouldn’t come to our upright galaxy ship, look at this corrupt atmosphere...why didn’t the system throw you into the interstellar bandit ship? ]

The lunch box picked his nose directly: "Because the system is not you mortals, it observed the integrity and purity deep in my heart through DNA, and couldn't bear us to be hurt in the slightest, so it put me among you harmless pigs."

[… Shameless! ]

[... Shameless! ]

[Xiaoer, let's have some morals, my sister urgently needs more morals. ]

[Second young master, come to PK, this old monk will punish you on behalf of the moon! ]

Lunch box music, he didn't come here to fill the water, he was worried about the lack of opportunities, and immediately ran out of the online point - a small room with only one iron frame bed allocated by the system according to the level, and ran to the mecha cabin: "Come on! war!"

At this time on the bridge, the corners of the captain's mouth were already twitching so that his muscles ached. The muscular alien captain with long horns squinted at the dazzling silver alien beside him.

[Liangyin, train me well, this guy is a little too out of character. ]

The silvery alien is sad. He has only been in contact with it for a short time. He can already be sure that this guy is the strongest 2B youth in the Milky Way in legend. He can't correct it at all. It will be bent back. ]

captain:[……]

Liang Yin: [Captain, you are showing off. ]

captain:[……]

The captain's empty eyes turned to the vast universe, those distant planets, those ancient planets that gave birth to countless lives and gave them guidance, and murmured like a demon: [I'm so tired, I feel like I don't love anymore. ]

Lunch box doesn't care what other people think, there is a PK waiting in front of him, and his understanding of Medusa only ends yesterday when he just entered the battle and was about to end the battle.To be honest, Medusa has too many secrets for him to explore. If he is cautious enough, he should hide and study thoroughly before fighting. But he didn't make such a sissy show when he was fighting his life before, let alone just playing games now?Let's play with caution, and fight vigorously if it's a man.

So the lunch box resolutely entered the mech, and the opponent chose an unobstructed and wide open space, unlike Chrysanthemum's shameless selection of the devil area and the meteorite area, the opponent was obviously a bright guy.

When the opponent's big guy appeared in the field of vision, the lunch box finally understood that if this guy chose the devil area, it would be no different from pressing the self-destruct button directly.

The opponent's mecha "Rock" is larger than ordinary mechas, and its multi-faceted design makes it look particularly hard without a trace of sleekness. Its weapon is a large mace, which looks dangerous and powerful when swung. Extremely wretched, with muzzles on both shoulders, knees, and left arm.This type of blood cow type MT is obviously very hard and easy to operate, and because it lacks some fancy things, it looks simple but reliable.

The lunch box opens the opponent's data panel, and pays attention to the statistics of the number of deaths. The value is not high. A blood bull mecha usually has the talent of group satire, and it is the easiest to pull the hatred value. Not to mention that it is big enough and easy to aim. It is definitely the first choice for cannon fodder. But the death rate of such a mecha is not high, which means that there are tricks in it.

The lunch box narrowed its eyes slightly, secretly thinking about what might happen. At this time, the countdown to the battle was going on. The big man raised his hammer to compare to this side, and the other party's provocation sounded on the channel.

Lei Hu: [Come on, I'm going to kill you with a hammer! ]

The lunch box operation looks slender in front of the big guy, 'Medusa' swung the stick out in a circle, and received it neatly behind his back, posing in an infinitely cool and handsome stance, hooking his fingers: [Let's fight, let's see brother take a stick kill you! ]

The PK is on the verge of breaking out. Although the time is still counting down, the sparks of battle have already been sparked between the mechs.

When the number jumped to zero, the rock raised its cannons, which was not difficult for the agile Medusa, who dodged a few times and even separated a few small forts to fight back against the rock.

Generally, when facing an enemy who is bigger than you and obviously has brute force, long-range attack is the first choice. However, when the lunch box is aimed at the same time within a second, the rock will not dodge. The laser beam directly hits the rock, and the next moment the beam is unexpectedly Refracted away, Medusa was almost injured by his own gunfire, but the rock was not injured at all.

Lei Hu: [Boy, let me tell you, I am not afraid of bombardment, unless it is the gamma ion cannon on the battleship that is so perverted that it can shoot through the planet, other guns don’t want to explode me!Die! ]

The lunch box silently jumped back to avoid the big one flying over, silently asked Medusa to analyze the enemy plane, and finally realized that the opponent's body was covered with a material that could refract light cannons. This kind of thing was heavy but not very hard. Ordinary mechas can only be used on shields or weapons, and it is impossible to cover the whole body, except for the one in front of me.

Although the rock is not as agile as Medusa, it never misses any chance to cull it, and it is fierce.

The lunch box let the sickle come out and tried it. The blade of the sickle is laser, which is obviously useless against rocks. He was fighting while exploring the secrets of Medusa, and he was slightly behind. Not ideal.

The system is calculating the damage, and if this continues, he will be ground to death.

The lunch box was not prepared to lose in such a useless manner, he was trying to find a way while he was fighting, and suddenly he found something interesting, his handsome face was distorted by a wretched smirk, and his cold and cool temperament disappeared completely.

Ermi: [Jie Jie Jie~ Daniu, I see that brother has abolished you! ]

Lei Hu: [Da Niu, your sister, you are a Da Niu, and your whole family is a Da Niu! ]

Lunchbox didn't care about this, he suddenly turned back to attack while dodging, and Medusa turned back and rushed towards the rock at a strange angle, but this behavior of hitting the rock with a pebble was obviously not favored, including the opponent's rock.At the moment when the mechas of the two sides were about to collide, Medusa stabbed at the rock's chest with a long stick. There are no traces.

Lei Hu smiled triumphantly: [Hehe, what is this for?Little thing, this innocuous attack can't shake the old monk! ]

However, the lunch box smiled evilly: [Haven't you discovered it yet?Sure enough, the brain is full of muscles. ]

What?Lei Hu sensed the danger and wanted to back away immediately, but the other party was following him like a shadow. He was startled. After careful observation, he found that his mecha was entangled by some dark and slender steel cables, and his limbs could not move freely. The force is stronger than the opponent, and it is obviously useless to be able to swing the opponent around.

[you! ] Lei Hu was shocked: [What are you doing! ! ! ]

The lunch box Jie Jie laughed strangely: [What do I want to do?Don't you understand now? ]

Lei Hu mobilized all the turrets to blast the mecha that entangled him like an octopus, but these disgusting optical cable tentacles had already blocked the muzzle. As soon as he fired the cannon, the barrel immediately exploded, destroying all the turrets instantly, and at the same time The joints of both shoulders and knees were also destroyed, and he was disabled.

[you!Let go of me! ]

[Jie Jie Jie~ You scream, even if you break your throat, no one will save you.Obediently, I'll let you go when brother cleans up. ]

On the public screen of this PK match, it was seen that the huge mecha was entangled by the thinner hair of the slender mech, and then the slender mech held the same slender stick on the chest of the enemy machine... Drilling wood to make fire?hair!What kind of wood to drill and what kind of fire to get? !This scene is really weird, like a beautiful woman molesting a strong man, the public channel was silent for a while, and the entire galaxy ship turned into a ghost ship.

[My mecha is not as hard as yours can penetrate! ! ! ] Although Lei Hu is confident, his heart is trembling, and he always feels that something bad is about to happen.

[One, in fact, I can pick joints to attack, but losing limbs including the head of the mech is not considered a fatal injury, it is too time-consuming, look, your appearance now is not my victory.Two, I can snatch your hammer and smash you to death now, but that thing is too heavy to move.Come on, I'm very busy now, be good, I'll tell you what I'm going to do later. ]

[…] Lei Hu felt that when he heard the joint theory, he was doomed to lose. Even though the other party didn't plan to use that method, he was still terrified... What are these bastards going to do?

Medusa has been drilling in front of the rock chest, each time the drill is not long and not deep, until a circle is drilled around the chest hall, and then everyone sees this boring drilling wood for fire... ah bah, the action stops , a steel cable tentacles reached in front of those small marks.

[......]

Lei Hu: [I wipe, I wipe, I wipe! ]

With a buzz, a laser beam drilled into the small hole, went in, melted away the metal inside, and the reflective material on the surface was worn away and no longer functioned.At this moment, everyone understood what the bastard was going to do, and the corners of their lips twitched collectively.

After a successful blow, Medusa brewed it in the same way, and soon all the small holes were drilled. Accompanied by someone's wicked smile, Medusa stretched out her hand, grabbed the circle of holes, and pulled hard. A hole was forcibly opened on the chest of the rock, revealing the details inside.Medusa casually threw away the metal scraps in his hands, like a hooligan grabbing a beautiful woman's button and throwing it away. God knows how impressive the contrast of this mech is.

Medusa reached in with his hand, and after a while of groping, he pulled out a round part. The circle, which was not too big or small, just filled the palm of his hand and was connected with many wires. All of them were roughly torn off, and the rock completely lost its power. Become a piece of lifeless metal.

The metal ball was pinched in Medusa's hand with sparks, and it would break with just a light pinch.

That's...the cockpit.

[I wipe! ! ! ]

[I wipe, wipe, wipe! ]

[wipe~~~~~~~~~~]

The public frequency is full, and no one thinks that this scene is not scary enough. If the mecha is a living thing, then the cockpit is the heart. Now a pervert grabs a heart alive, it is so cruel!Cheating!Could there be anything more painful than sitting in this cockpit?

[Starship System] Rock VS Medusa, Medusa wins because the rock loses the ability to fight.

The two were forced to leave the PK field and return to the mecha cabin.

Due to the fidelity problem of the interstellar channel, Medusa came back well, the lunch box jumped out of the mech, and saw Thunder Tiger being rescued by the technicians from the metal ball in the cockpit abandoned by the rock, gnashing his teeth at him.

The other party was originally a muscular man of nearly two meters, but because of losing control of his emotions, his physique quickly became stronger and taller, breaking through three meters quickly, hair grew on the surface of the skin in an instant, ears became pointed, strange markings appeared on his face, and a tail grew , jumped up on the spot and almost hit the top of the mecha cabin, the sound of landing was accompanied by the feeling of the ground trembling, and the other party rushed towards him in the posture of such a beast.

The long curly hair of the lunch box instantly twisted into a twist and lashed at the person who came. First, there was the sound of a soft long whip piercing through the air, then the sound of slamming the flesh, and then there was a chaos of heavy objects hitting. The condemning Liangyin shrugged: "I'm self-defense." The twisted braid flicked it in agreement.

Liang Yin pursed her lips lightly, staring at the moving braid: [What are you? ]

[Hair. ] Lunch box pulls the twisted braids over his chest, praises: [Well, this hairstyle is nice and convenient. ]

Liang Yin was completely silent, he felt that talking to these bastards was a very tiring thing.

At this time, Lei Hu, who was thrown out and fell hard, also got up. The thick-skinned him was obviously not injured, and he had been de-beastized and returned to normal. He rubbed his head and looked at the two of them, embarrassed He smiled calmly: [Dude, don't mind, I will lose control when I get angry, I usually don't get angry easily, but you are so perverted, I was frightened. ]

The lunch box patted Lei Hu on the shoulder, and said sonorously: "It's okay, let's not talk about it."

The audience——you are the one who blows people away, right?Is this cheap and good looking?How about being nice?Or be nice?

The lunch box looked at the time, and even the public frequency's analysis of the battle at this time was too late, so he stepped up and hurried out, leaving his back to everyone, and waved smartly: "I'm still cooking soup, I have to go back and turn off the fire, next time fight."

After all, he disappeared behind the door.

After a while of silence, the public channel exploded again, and they were discussing why this perverted bastard cooks soup virtuously when cooking soup does not need automatic control. Why? !This enigmatic thought has become a thorn in everyone's heart.

At the same time, Danqing who had collected new data couldn't wait to share it with Fengtian who was looking for his son.

Because it was about some important secrets, Fengtian also took time out of his busy schedule to watch this PK, and after a lengthy silence, the lotus nobleman finally could no longer be reserved.

"Who exactly does he look like?! Is it a genetic mutation?" Bicui was extremely puzzled, after all, they guessed the real origin of 'Ermi', and neither of the two parties who gave the gene was a bit obscene.

Fengtian raised his hand and gently rubbed his forehead. He would not be tired after working for a week. After watching this PK, he felt tired. He got up and went to the sleep cabin, lay down in it, and confessed before falling asleep: "Find him, your doubts will be exhausted." Get answers." Including his.

why?The original plan had clearly failed. Even though the body was reproduced perfectly, it seemed to have no soul. It was born as a failed product of a vegetable. It should have been completely destroyed 30 years ago, but what happened to the current 'two meters'?Is there a successful product that he doesn't know about?

Fengtian's troubles were submerged in darkness along with the hypnosis of the sleep chamber, and he entered a deep sleep. He only had two hours, and he had to recover with the highest efficiency.

Bicui watched the video again, and he turned to ask Huang Quan, the aristocrat who had folded his arms and kept silent, "Do you think he will be the patriarch's child?"

Huang Quan silently stared at the nose-picking 'Ermi' in the picture, and said: "He is smart and not rigid in form, he escapes the common sense that everyone thinks, he is a good opponent."

"...I didn't ask you that."

"..."

Well, Bicui was sure that she shouldn't ask this piece of wood, the decision to strangle the banyan god horse is a rotten piece of wood, with a mind full of rotten pieces of wood.

Bitui secretly thought about asking Danqing to call up all the sales records of X1111 and check them one by one, that was the only way to go.

——Brown hair and blue eyes, looks very similar to the patriarch, with a wretched temperament, about two meters tall?

At this time, in the small kitchen in Room 609 of the G506 family dormitory, the cute little Zhengtai with brown hair and blue eyes was stepping on a stool and stirring a pot of old fire soup with chicken feet, pork bones and cordyceps. The pure and lovely smile with blind titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, the small wine pot deeply embedded in the side of the cheek, and the child's voice is crisp and clear: "Brother, you are back."

Yan heard Xiao Zhengtai's greeting, and his cold and paralyzed face softened inertially: "Well, I'm back."

"Hey, don't be so affectionate, please, I'm here too." Chrysanthemum protested softly.

Xiaozheng smiled innocently, but in his heart: the soul is light!Love your sister!Liberal arts gave birth to your sister!Is it possible to have affection for a three-year-old?Can you pulse? !