This is definitely not rebirth

The little lunch box almost exploded and tore the princess's dress to pieces. Please note, almost, but in the end, Yan protected the skirt with the majesty of the head of the family, making the little lunch box feel powerless like being hit by an arrow in the knee, and not only two arrows were hit.

The lunch box was sulking all night, and I thought I would put down the burden and stop cooking, but when I saw Yan going to the kitchen to take over, I obediently lifted the hem of my apron and went back to my post. After all, biochemical experiments are not allowed in the dormitory, let alone him. I don't want to waste food, I think how hard it was to have a full meal back then.

He had worked so hard to gain military exploits on the battlefield, and it was just enough to feed and clothe his family. Now that he has abundant resources, he can't be extravagant, not to mention that his family is not rich.

So she was wretched and invincible outside, but she made a good meal to feed herself and her fiancé in a small lunch box of virtuous and virtuous at home, and then unhappily carried Yan, who had a superior height, into the bathroom to wash.

The lunch box thought, one day he will grow to two meters, let's see who hugs who into the bathroom... overturn the table!

It has not been a few days since the end of the winter vacation. In fact, the fighting class is Yan's last training class. The busy these days is because he has concentrated all the training, so the next day will be a really leisurely holiday, and he is also scheduled to go to the city center day.

Waking up early in the morning, the lunch box saw Yan standing beside the bed with a face as calm as a mirror, holding the princess tutu skirt from yesterday in both hands. The goose-yellow chicken puppet was almost torn apart by its claws, and the veins on its forehead were throbbing.

"Don't even think about it!"

Mrs. Xiaozheng jumped out of the sleeping cabin and ran into the bathroom, slapping cold water on her face, the main computer asked with an inorganic mechanical sound: [Do you need to adjust the water temperature? ]

"No need!" Xiaozheng continued to pour cold water angrily.

After Yan's blue and golden eyes were blocked by the automatic door, Yan kept staring at the door panel, and finally looked at the skirt in his hand, Yan felt very distressed, and didn't understand why the child resisted so much, it would be very suitable to wear it.

After washing the lunch box in cold water, I confirmed that I was firm enough to take a firm stand. I raised my head and raised my chest, and walked out with my head held high. I saw the handsome Yan standing by the French window, stroking his forehead with one hand, and holding the tutu skirt with the other. Looking out of the window, I don't know where to gather. The morning light outside the window hits him, magnifying the shadow of the deep-knit brow infinitely, and the sadness makes one's heart palpitate.

Because there is no need to practice, the long hair is rarely scattered behind the back and hangs lightly on the shoulders. Even though the long hair is soft but not feminine, the fortitude that has been implanted in the bone marrow has not been damaged at all. The standing posture also reveals the handsome and beautiful figure of the young man. Even on holidays, he wears a military uniform, which unsurprisingly adds a sense of alternative temptation.

Lunch box resolutely discarded the resolution he had just made, and walked over to take the princess dress in a mysterious way, to meet the surprise of the originally slack heterochromatic eyes, and then Lunch box knew that he had lost. Stop casually, frowning slightly.

What's this?When did his resistance become so poor?Isn't it because there were no such good-looking children back then?In other words, the current DNA is really modified so well?What's the matter with being so good-looking?Back then, Uncle was a great love saint who was famous for pity and cherish jade. Hey, can a boy look like this worthy of the love saint uncle soul? !

While complaining, the lunch box forgot that the self-proclaimed lover was notorious back then.

That person who is said to be heartless, who eats today and forgets tomorrow, who treats everyone like that, but has never seen anyone who pays attention to anyone, who is it?Hey, who is it?

Anyway, Unbeaten was defeated, the adaptability of the lunch box was not covered, silently under Yan's expressionless but expectant gaze, he carried the princess dress to change.

Doesn't this cheating lace need money?What's the matter with the layer upon layer of left and right winding? !Shit, what's with the fabric?Wearing it lightly on the body is like not wearing it! ! !Damn, who designed the silk flower, this is actually a mobile flower garden, right? !Is it gardening? !Grass!Who told me, what's the matter with the fluffy hem?What's the matter with the dizzying number of accessories? !This is not women's clothing, it is a shelf!It's a mobile shelf!Is this headdress a potted plant?Why is there a row of lace and a ribbon bow on the only white socks that look monotonous? !It's not a sock, it's an artifact.Damn, is this underwear?Is it?Isn't it a small triangle handkerchief? !Fell, I want to put back those little frog pants!

After finally putting on this cheating princess outfit, including the attached headgear, socks, little red shoes, and finally carrying the little lace handbag, the lunch box only feels more tiring than driving a mech to chase the enemy for three days and three nights back then. It evolved from a frustrated body bent forward to a pile of unknown objects on the ground - the women's clothing is too big or something, it can't afford to hurt it.

Yan looked at Xiao Zhengtai wearing a complete set of princess dress, and felt his eyes light up, and even his habitual paralyzed face added a bit of aura, as if he was not so paralyzed anymore. He looked at the doll-like child on the ground, and involuntarily stepped forward to hug him, slightly Tidying up the messy details, the child on the arm is more delicate than the latest breed of dolls on the market.

"Brother... Let's change to a little dinosaur or a little frog, okay?" The lunch box was coquettish, but his heart was bleeding, and he seemed to hear the sound of integrity breaking.

Yan greeted the child's big wet eyes, the green pupils were like a piece of clear gem, he touched the child's curly hair, and said sincerely: "This is very beautiful...I swear."

Swear to your sister, I don't want to swear, hey, uncle's hem is cool now, it's all blowing in the wind.

"Let's go, it's getting late." Yan went out with the child in his arms.

For a moment, the lunch box really wanted to grab the door frame to stop the tragedy, but in the end he still didn't do it.Stretch your head and shrink your head, let's wear women's clothing, this is all pretending, so it's not bad to pretend to be LOLI!Uncle can't believe I can't pretend!Isn't it just chilly down there, let's go for a walk as a bird.

Uncle Lunchbox, who didn’t have any integrity but still broke it with his own integrity, after figuring it out, accepts the reality without pressure. Not to mention, once this setting is accepted, I feel that LOLI has no pressure either——wahaha Haha, how many people can be as beautiful as my uncle, who can turn heads all the way through wearing a princess dress, right?This research is about temperament, temperament, do you know?Of course you don’t understand.

So, when everyone was amazed by such a living and exquisite doll, the doll skillfully raised its hand...to pick its nose.

Not everyone can directly destroy their childhood or something, just like that, a certain hypocrite stepped on a glass heart that was shattered all over the ground, and went shopping with ease, invincible all the way, leaving behind people all over the street covering their hearts and bleeding from the corners of their mouths Get down on the ground and pick up debris.

Yan looked at the child from time to time, saw him picking his nose subconsciously, his heart felt hot, his face was expressionless, but his heart was filled with a smile, he just felt that this child was so cute, what a pure and unaffected expression.

If passers-by had the ability to read minds, they would probably need a sip of Ling Xiao's blood to express their deep sense of admiration for this perverted strongman who is not outgoing but restrained.

Chrysanthemum's Fei Jun was on the tarmac, and because of prior authorization, Yan easily entered the shuttle, and an ordinary shuttle sailed smoothly to the city center. This time, there was no airship or public shuttle, and it was traveling on a high-speed empty track , it didn't take long to reach the destination.

When Lunch Box saw the portrait of Wu Xipi on the square again, he was still in a delicate mood. I have to say that Wu Xipi actually looks good, but this is only in the past, and now there are faces all the way.In this regard, his descendant, Comrade Wu Hope, is better than him by countless times, and even Chrysanthemum's more popular face is not much worse than his. That's why he didn't pay much attention to this man back then, right?

Why on earth was Wu Xipi later rumored to be the God of War?The lunch box couldn't help rubbing his chin, think about it, he's more handsome because he's handsome, he's stronger because he's strong, he's better if he's good, and he's got more bad reputations, why can't others think of him as the captain?Maybe the old men in the military department hated him and deliberately distorted the facts?Anyway, back then he had caused a lot of trouble. Thinking about it this way, it was absolute that he couldn't be the hero.His mother and those younger brothers are not easy-going lamps. If he is really given this honor, it will probably be a disaster.

"What are you thinking about?" Yan Bo flew so fast, seeing the child's rare dull expression, he couldn't help but feel a little worried: "Is it because of this clothes?"

The lunch box came back to consciousness suddenly, and flicked the fluffy skirt: "No, I feel pretty good."

Yan carefully looked at the child's expression, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong, he nodded: "Well, let's go then."

The two left the flying shuttle, saw the child wearing a skirt and hopping, so he held the child in his arms, walked towards the flying ladder, entered the cylinder and announced the number of floors, they were immediately sucked into the pipe and flowed towards On the designated floor, you can occasionally see the figures flying down in other pipes, and you can't see each other clearly because your eyesight is not good enough.

It didn't take a second for them to arrive at the selected floor, and the lunch box knew that what greeted him would be another long process of picking out clothes. He really wanted to ask Yan, why did he still have so much money to buy clothes for him, since the family obviously didn't have enough money.He felt that it was time to take care of the finances and so on.

Yan didn't know that Xiaozheng was thinking about his purse, and directly plunged into the sea of ​​clothes. This time he chose more, such as some cute little LOLI clothes.

Lunchbox is not interested in picking clothes, picks his nose, ruins other people's childhood, yawns a few times, throws the small handbag from one hand to another, then throws that hand back again, it's really boring, thinks of the Star Channel Loli from the martial arts family couldn't help being curious: "Brother, how many people are there in the ancient martial arts family, and what are their surnames?"

Yan is a top-notch student in academics, and such questions are not difficult for him at all. He always gets full marks in social studies.

So while choosing cute clothes, he instilled social knowledge for the children: "Is it the Guwu family? In fact, there are not many. The five major families: Jin Guliang Wenfan. The Jin family mainly focuses on Tai Chi. This kung fu is amazing. It's hard to say, and there are other internal skills. , I don’t understand, but the physique of the Jin family is the best among the half-humans. According to statistics, the Jin family is the family closest to the nobles among the half-humans. They are bows, arrows and concealed weapons. Some of their important members have excellent eyesight, and they can even use small objects to penetrate flying shuttles with their bare hands. Generally, the well-known long-range snipers in the army are mostly from the ancient family. The Wen family uses palm, claw and leg skills. etc.; As for the Liang family, there is not much inheritance in martial arts, but more ancient cultures, such as physiognomy, feng shui, calligraphy, etc., have made higher contributions in the cultural world than in the ancient martial arts world. The method is not very good, because there is the Fan family after that. The Fan family is a master of cold weapons and ancient martial arts. They have dabbled in almost all ancient weapons. Their members have great influence in the military department, especially the mech department. Apart from Gu Wu, the most notable thing about the five major families is their bloodlines, they have always insisted on inheriting with pure blood, it can be said that they are the purest existence among the half-humans."

The lunch box originally took out peanuts from the small handbag and ate them, and shook his legs from time to time, but when he heard Fan Jia, the peanuts he just threw into his mouth hit his front teeth and flew away, and his legs stopped shaking , The whole petrified, and finally he squeezed out a voice: "Then, among the ancestors of the Fan family, is there a woman named Ke Ke?"

Yan straightened up, touched the curly hair of the lunch box, and taught earnestly: "Remember, don't talk about the ancestors of the Guwu family casually. People in the Guwu family have always been more impulsive and irritable. Except for the Liang family, everyone may Will jump out at any time and look for trouble."

"Damn it, I'm returning to my ancestors! Ke Ke is my mother!" Lunch Box growled involuntarily.

"Who! Who is talking about my ancestors indiscriminately, and even mentioning my mother!"

Accompanied by a majestic roar, a majestic and majestic, two and a half meters tall, with hair standing upright like a steel wire, tiger eyes, sword eyebrows, thin lips, and omega chin, all of them exude a majestic aura The strong man jumped out, holding a soft loli dress in one hand, which was obviously not something his physique could wear.

Unaware of how horrifying his appearance was, he waved the 'murder weapon' in his hand, his tiger eyes searched for the murderer, and finally fixed on the lunch box, his whole body froze suddenly.

The curly hair of the lunch box stood on end, he swore that he saw the baby's eyes turned into hearts, but it wasn't this that made him pissed off, but... Damn it, is this ape dung? !