This is definitely not rebirth

Yan or other things would be particularly slow, but he still saw the saliva of the strong man who suddenly appeared on the lunch box, and instinctively put on a guard posture, even though the man in front of him might be known for his proficiency in various cold weapons Fan family, he is not prepared to back down.

And the strong man who was cast with the body curse because of the lunch box also quickly came back to his senses after Yan blocked his sight, and his eyes looked at Yan. The circuit is a little different from ordinary people.Glancing over Yan's engagement ring, he thought of the ring on little LOLI's neck again, and immediately understood: "Well, it was your child bride who was talking nonsense just now? Although she is still young, as his fiancée, you should take care of her." Good for her, although she is just a little girl, it would not be so easy for someone else to let her go."

Child bride, your sister!Little girl, your sister!

Every word of this stupid big man seems to have a ready-made trait. After the lunch box was covered with a child bride and little girl, he exploded without any accident. The difference is too big, but it doesn't prevent him from being overcast.

The strong man obviously didn't expect the little girl to get mad, and he didn't understand why he was angry, but he had to say something. After all, the appearance of the little girl in front of him was more or less in line with the image of a goddess in his heart, but her words and deeds obviously failed : "Why does this little girl look like a wild boy? Let me tell you, girls are only attractive when they are gentle and cute."

"Shut up!" The curly hair of the lunch box was twisted with anger, he lifted up the hem of his skirt to reveal the little frog panties, and proudly hooked up the panties to reveal the restricted area covered with mosaics: "I am a man with a jj. "

"Ahhh~~~ my dog ​​eyes!!!!" passers-by.

"..." Strong man.

"..." Yan.

Finally, the bear-like strong man held his heart, his footsteps swayed, his face was pale, and his eyes were cracked: "What's the matter with this little bean sprout?!"

"Your sister!" Lunchbox waved his fists in cheers: "Today's bean sprouts, tomorrow's towering tree! You are so cute, you internet ladyboy, do you have the right to spit on me?!"

"How do you know that I'm so cute? If others know that I'm a shemale, they will laugh at me! This is a secret!" The strong man shouted out of surprise.

"Mom? What is a transvestite?" the innocent child asked.

The young mother turned blue, picked up the child and ran at the speed of catching up with Liu Xiang, leaving behind a trail of smoke.

"..."

Yan pointed out calmly and calmly: "You just revealed your secret."

"..." The strong man looked shocked, and he was immediately petrified in front of him, as if he had been struck by lightning.

"Oh, I really sympathize with your IQ." The lunch box gloated and giggled.

Yan pointed out again calmly: "Lunch box, put away the sprouts first."

"...Your sister, Sprout!" The lunch box cleaned up the clothes after grinding its molars, then looked at the older one, and asked, "What's your name?"

The strong man seemed to have recovered from the blow, and when he heard this, he looked at the little puppet in front of him suspiciously. To be honest, the shape of this little LOLI really fits the strong man's liking, and Bai Liangang couldn't help softening: "Fan Guo , who are you, why do you know 'cute'? You also..." On Star Channel?

"Rice pot?" The lunch box interrupted Fan Guo in time, rolled his eyes, and muttered, "Isn't my family forgetting that food? I'm so poor."

"What?" Fan Guo carefully looked at the little puppet girl again, with curly brown hair, green eyes, white and tender, less than one meter tall, and cute appearance, he couldn't help but think of someone in his heart: "Yeah?! Two..."

"My name is Fan He." The lunch box interrupted Fan Guo's act of acknowledging his relatives. At the moment of self-introduction, he thought that his mother Ke Ke was the ancestor of the Fan family, so the big muscular man in front of him was his great-great-great-great-grandson huh?Why can't he feel the comfort of seeing future generations, only embarrassment?You said that you are a man over two meters tall, why do you act like a transvestite online?

"Lunch box? What a strange name." Fan Guo commented unceremoniously.

The lunch box almost exploded again, this rice cooker is laughing at the lunch box or something, as for?Why is it too urgent to meet each other? !

"You guys know each other?" Yan also heard that something was wrong, his eyes of different colors looked back and forth between the two of them, as if he wanted to see the clue.

The lunch box didn't wait for Fan Guo to intervene, and took the initiative to confess: "Well, let's play a mech game together, brother, this big guy is a monster in the game, he looks like this, he named it 'cute and more' and made it look like a loli Well, you lied to me badly."

After hearing this, Yan couldn't help frowning and looked at Fan Guo, the condemnation in his eyes was serious - don't teach my children badly.

Fan Guoke was really shocked, how shameless this must be, to put all the blame on him, is the shemale guilty?Can't shemale?Every shemale is the romance of an otaku!What's more, compared to him, it's really hateful for this little kid to grow up.Originally, Fan Guo wanted to say something, but when he saw the little puppet girl behind the slender military cadet who was emitting black air all over her body, and those curly hair that was windless and automatic, he alertly sensed a sense of crisis.

Although Fan Guo didn't understand why he should be frightened by a little hypocrite, but in fact he had always believed in his intuition, so he swallowed back what he was about to say, and turned his eyes to avoid the condemning gaze of the military student Qing Chi.

After finishing Fan Guo, the lunch box immediately grabbed Yan's sleeve and acted like a baby: "Brother, I want to eat ice cream."

"Okay, I'll buy it for you." Yan took a look at the snack stall, which was just a few meters away, and looked at Fan Guo again, and felt that this person would not hurt children, so he was relieved to let the child and the big man who obviously distracted him Be alone and go get ice cream by yourself.

Before Yan walked away, the child's delicate face instantly deformed, so Fan Guo saw a little LOLI wearing a cute and cute princess dress staring at him with a ferocious face.

"Right now, we'd better keep a secret for each other. In the game, don't say anything." Lunchbox didn't want to grow two meters in the game, to satisfy his vanity, and immediately return to his original shape.

Fan Guo thinks about it, he still wants to continue to be a transvestite, and it is not a loss to keep each other's secrets: "It's a deal."

"Swear, if I break my vow, I will never grow less than two meters tall."

"..." Fan Guo looked at the child who was less than one meter tall, and then thought about the child's nickname of "two meters" in the game. He felt the child's sincerity, and was so moved that his eyes became hot: "Okay, if I renege on the oath , you will never get in touch with the cute little LOLI."

"Hey, you pedophile."

"Are you talking about your fiancé?"

"..." Lunchbox couldn't refute it, Yan did have this evil taste, he held his forehead weakly: "Speaking of which, the feeling of being the closest to death is okay?"

When I said this, I remembered the battle yesterday. The lunch box looked at Fan Guo, thought of LOLI, and thought of the pink mecha. I felt my whole body collapsed. I guess it was due to the gravity. This thing, the black hole probably sucked it in and spit it out immediately. The planet hates it.

"That kind of feeling is always uncomfortable. I slept all night, and I couldn't play the game today, so I went shopping." Fan Guo looked at the child again, and sighed: "Yesterday's gauntlet, when I didn't play , let’s not fight in reality, I don’t know if these small arms and legs will be broken if touched lightly.”

"Hey, look down on people?! Watch me beat you to death!"

The child flaunted his teeth and claws, but was caught by the inkstone returning from buying ice cream, and failed to jump on Fan Guo.

"Okay, eat." Yan handed the ice cream to the child, smoothed his hair, and then looked at Fan Guo with a peaceful expression.

"What?" Fan Guo picked out the cutest strawberry-flavored ice cream, just took a sip, and couldn't help being curious when he saw Yan's gaze.

"I'm not a pedophile, I'm just raising lunch boxes." Yan narrated.

"..." Yes, you are not a pedophile, you are just nurturing.

For the first time, the big man Fan Guo had the desire to bend forward in frustration. Looking at the military cadet with a calm expression, who seemed not to be joking at all, he felt that he had encountered a strange thing, and he would come twice at a time—he habitually did not count himself go in.

"Hey, so cute." The lunch box suddenly smiled flatteringly at Fan Guo's domineering face without anger: "We are already good friends, when will I ask you to go play?"

After all, he is a descendant of the Fan family, and the lunch box is also very curious about Fan Guo's growth process, including how his mother and brothers are doing after his death. He still cares about it, even though N+ years have passed.

With such a familiar pseudo-mother, the big man as rough as Fan Guo couldn't help but be at a loss: "Hey, is there a girl like you? You even asked to go home with a strange man."

"Girl, you sister!" This time, the curly hair of the lunch box directly lifted up the tiara and threw it at Fan Guo's face.

Fan Guo was blown up, not because of anything else, but because this LOLI not only grows bean sprouts, but also grows tentacles, he no longer believes in love...

In fact, the lunch box has a small child in his heart. This Fan Guo needs to have a family, a physique, and strength. Such a powerful person is simply an angel sent by heaven to save him.After all...he had offended the chicken-bellied Long Wen before, and this guy would definitely play dirty tricks. As long as he kicked Fan Guo out, things would be much simpler.

I have to ask if there is any shame in the lunch box, after all, they have only known each other for a few minutes, and the process was even so embarrassing?Then the lunch box will tell you directly, no!Not at all!Shouldn’t this great great great great + grandson be enslaved?

"That's so cute, there is one thing, can you help her?"

"What... what?" Fan Guo felt a chill coming over him. He knew that what he was seeing was a fake mother-in-law and a real wife, and even in the game, he could only do that. It must be no good, but the little LOLI in front of him pursed her pink lips. As soon as his tender face was flattened and his eyes moistened, he was uncontrollably bewitched.

The lunch box clasped his hands together, put it on his cheeks and smiled sweetly: "Brother Fan, it's actually because someone is going to bully him, can you help him?"

"..." Yan had some complaints about the small lunch box's sale of appearance, but thinking of Long Wen and the ultimate purpose of the lunch box, he still didn't say anything, not to mention that the Fan family didn't have that kind of meaning for his own children.

"Okay, so he was bullied? Who is it? I'll help you deal with him." Fan Guo thought about it, isn't it just beating someone, it's not difficult.

The lunch box smiled, the sun was shining, and the mountain flowers were blooming: "Well, it's Long Wen."

"Who?" Fan Guo scratched his ears.

"Long Wen, the dragon of the dinosaur, the news of the news network." The lunch box clearly stated.

"Damn, why did you offend the baby in Long's family with secondary illness?!" Fan He leaped vigorously, and then landed, his muscular body made the whole floor tremble: "Who is wrong to offend? solution."

"I've figured this out." Lunch Box leaned over his cute little face, and said mysteriously, "First, let's be a bait to attract people, and then you go up there! Of course you don't dare to beat them up!" Next, if you are the one who got beaten up, then come to the door with a deceitful injury report to seek justice, hehehe."

"..." The strong man silently picked up the little headdress and shook the puppet girl's face.

At this time, inside the ark, the lotus aristocrat Bicui opened up dense facial makeup pictures, and he was comparing them one by one to find out who was most likely to be 'Ermi'.

Then a picture of a man less than one meter tall wearing a LOLI outfit and picking his nose came into view, and the lotus aristocrat covered his heart and shook it.

"Cui, what's the matter?" Huang Quan stepped forward to help her with concern.

Bitui shook her head lightly: "No, I'm fine, it's just that my childhood was just ruined."

"...?"

Looking at the paralyzed face of Nobleman Hanging Banyan, Bicui directly rubbed the image of the lunch box and threw it into the recycle bin: "Go ahead, we need to compare suspicious objects and verify them one by one."