Agreement of Being Gay for 30 Days

Stir the base on the 15th day.

【Grow a potted flower, remind each other to water it and let it bask in the sun】

Sun Siyang felt that today was very strange, Wang Guangning, who always got up early, actually stayed in bed.

He silently raised his head to look at Wang Xiaocao who wrapped himself in a cocoon, and thought to himself, did he forget to set the alarm clock?So he hissed twice and said, "Guangning, get up."

Wang Guangning stuck his head out of the quilt in a daze, glanced at Sun Siyang, and asked, "What time is it?"

Sun Siyang looked at his phone: "It's almost nine o'clock, and there are no seats in the library."

"Oh, it's okay, I'm reviewing in the dormitory today."

Wang Guangning climbed down while talking.

"There's something wrong with you these few days!" Sun Siyang scratched his head with a puzzled expression on his face, "Does it have something to do with Zhang Lingyi?"

"It's nothing." Wang Guangning yawned, and pushed Sun Siyang casually, "Don't be so wordy, you can go."

When Sun Siyang left the dormitory, Wang Guangning turned on his mobile phone and called Zhang Lingyi while rubbing his hairy buttocks.

Zhang Lingyi quickly picked it up, but his tone sounded like he had just gotten out of bed.

"Shou Shou, I'm a little sleepy today, you can move around on your own, I'll find you at night."

"Hmm." Wang Guangning didn't ask him why he was so sluggish, he had more worries than Zhang Lingyi now, and with a little guilty conscience, he didn't have the courage to ask.

After silently hanging up the phone, Wang Guangning moved a stool to the balcony and took a book to read on the balcony.

Their balcony faces southeast, and there are slight sunflowers in the morning, which is very comfortable to fall on.

Wang Guangning stretched comfortably, and decided that studying was important, and the personal relationship between children should be put aside first.

So he opened the textbook and started to review.

An hour later, Wang Guangning closed the textbook angrily.

Why is the whole head thinking about Zhang Lingyi uncontrollably?

I want to know how Zhang Lingyi feels about me now, and I want to know whether my feeling of worrying about gains and losses is a normal friendship or... Damn it, it won't really mess with me!

There is no way to calm down and read, okay?

Wang Guangning scratched his head irritably, and decided to forget it and go back to sleep, when the phone rang.

It was actually Zhang Lingyi.

"Shou Shou, where are you? I'll bring you something." Zhang Lingyi's voice was still listless, maybe he went to sleep after answering his phone in the morning.

Well, this must be Zhang Lingyi's style.

Wang Guangning found sadly that he actually, seemed to understand Zhang Lingyi a little bit!

Such a way of doing things is either to be brothers or to disturb the base!

But brothers won't be hard on each other, right?

Wang Guangning was a bit ballsy, and said, "I'm in the dormitory."

When Zhang Lingyi came, he brought a small potted plant and two boxes of takeaway.

"This is what you said you wanted to give me?" Wang Guangning took the small potted money-absorbing tree with great enthusiasm. Isn't this a small gift for Zhang Lingyi's SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas that he bought earlier?

"Well, I knew that Xiao Shou was careless!" Zhang Lingyi looked contemptuous, "Next, we will raise a potted plant together, water it and bask in the sun together!"

"Ah!" Wang Guangning looked at the small potted plant in his hand and said, "I still need to take care of it like this, my mother has never served me like this before!"

"That's why Xiao Shou is ungrateful!" Zhang Lingyi snorted, took the potted plant, walked to the balcony and said, "This is not an ordinary potted plant, this is our common son!"

"Ahem~" Wang Guangning felt that he had been terribly frightened. He watched Zhang Lingyi put the potted plants on the edge of the sink on their balcony, just where the sun could shine. Seeing his son's appearance, Wang Guangning felt that he needed to rescue him, so he covered his heart and said, "Zhang Lingyi, are you imagining too much?"

Zhang Lingyi turned around and rolled his eyes at him, Wang Guangning felt that he could see the middle finger raised in his heart through the white of his eyes.

"In short, this will be our common property from now on. You will raise it for half a month, and I will raise it for half a month. Remember to let him bask in the sun every day. You don't need to water it often. It's almost enough." Zhang Lingyi walked into the house and said, " By the way, I even named him Zhang Dafa!"

"Zhang Dafa?" Wang Guangning seemed to smell the smell of Reggio in his own hair.

"Yes!" Zhang Lingyi was very proud, rubbing his hands wretchedly and said, "Isn't it very auspicious, a money-absorbing tree with such a rich name will definitely bring good luck, I'm thinking of you!"

"But why do you still have the surname Zhang?" That's the point, okay?Since it is the common son of two people, why is the surname Zhang not Wang?

Wang Guangning stared at Zhang Lingyi completely unaware that his focus seemed to be misled by Zhang Lingyi.

"Because I'm Gong!" Zhang Lingyi actually explained to him in a serious manner, "Both men and women get married and their children take their father's surname. For the same reason, of course Jiyou's son will also have Xiao Gong's surname!"

"That must not work!" Wang Guangning rose up to resist, nonsense, he is a pure man after all, it is already a disgrace to have the title of "Shou", if he loses the child's right to name, why don't he have a face, he shouted immediately , "I'm also a boy, the child should have my surname, besides, Wang Dafa sounds much better than Zhang Dafa!"

"Fart! How does Wang Dafa sound so good?" Zhang Lingyi raised his head and puffed his chest out, "Zhang Dafa is the one who is so deafening. Once you hear it, you will become rich and powerful. Our son and my surname will definitely thrive and make progress every day!"

Veins popped up on Wang Guangning's forehead, and he couldn't find the overwhelming words for a while, so the nerves in his brain broke, and he slammed the table.He said angrily: "I don't care, it must be named Wang, if you don't want it to be named Wang, then you can raise it yourself!"

Nothing wrong!As a subject!It is to have the privilege of being arrogant and shameless!

Wang Guangning has been doing shou for so long, this is the first time he discovered the benefits of doing shou!

What a bitter tear!

"How could you be like this!" Zhang Lingyi exclaimed in disbelief, his voice full of accusations!

"Huh! I'm happy!" Wang Guangning decided to carry the cheating to the end. Your sister, it's already painful enough to find out that you seem to have a tendency to fake a show for real. You can't even get the right to name a potted plant. There are still days left. What hope?

Zhang Lingyi probably didn't expect that Wang Guangning, who always claimed to be a temperamental prince, would be so unreasonable when he played tricks. Immediately, his face was filled with embarrassment, and he said worriedly: "Then...then the surname is Wang!"

Woo woo woo... Son, Dad is sorry for you!Dad is useless, take your mother's last name!

Zhang Lingyi spent his life thinking while unpacking the takeout.

Wang Guangning successfully obtained the surname right of the potted plant, and he started to disassemble the takeout with satisfaction, saying, "What takeaway did you bring?"

Zhang Lingyi curled his lips: "Green Pepper Beef Rice."

"Oh~ it can't be the bald guy's. I heard that the bald guy's beef is made of beef paste." Wang Guangning said with disgust, but he didn't stop his movements. Although he is picky, he has many problems. , but there is an advantage, that is, you will not dislike anything given by others in person, and your demeanor is very good.

Zhang Lingyi squinted at him: "Are you mocking the bald man? Or are you mocking me?"

Wang Guangning glanced at Zhang Lingyi's shiny bald head, was stunned, and then laughed loudly: "I even forgot that you are also a bald man now." Although he is a handsome bald man.

"Hmph!" Zhang Lingyi snorted angrily, and reached out to grab Wang Guangning's lunch box.

"What are you doing?" Wang Guangning hurriedly dodged, "I didn't mean to talk about you, why are you so stingy?"

"Who cares about a box of lunch with you?" Zhang Lingyi was very disapproving of Wang Guangning's villainous heart, "This takeaway is brought by the bald man. If the beef is really bad, don't eat it. I will go out and buy it for you. indivual."

"No need." Wang Guangning wolfed down the rice, fearing that Zhang Lingyi would really go out and buy it for him again...Brother, we are negotiating an agreement, not really, you don't have to be so conscientious.

Of course, he would not say these words. He buried his head in the rice and said, "As a Chinese, I can't even digest small beef paste. How can I be worthy of the party and the people!"

Zhang Lingyi watched helplessly as Wang Guangning quickly stripped a box of lunch upside down, and the problem that had troubled him all night reappeared.

Wang Guangning is indeed a very worthwhile friend. He can take jokes, has a measure, and is considerate of friends, but more emotions... Is it really suitable for the two men to exist between them?

"By the way, what are we going to do tomorrow?" Wang Guangning cleaned up his lunch box, and then remembered another matter. He said that although they were making love together, he was always dragged away by Zhang Lingyi, and he didn't know until the day It’s really embarrassing, so let’s ask in advance!

"Tomorrow..." Zhang Lingyi looked at the sky and thought, "Tomorrow seems to be... a rain shower..."

Wang Guangning: "..."

Zhang Lingyi: "..."

Wang Guangning had a serious face: "So, have you checked the weather forecast for tomorrow?"

Zhang Lingyi: "No, I'll check now." He turned on the phone while talking.

Facts have proved that God has his own consciousness and will not make way for you just because you are handsome.

Tomorrow's weather is said to be sunny.

"Well, now we can only pray that the weather forecast is as stupid as ever!" Wang Guangning rubbed his chin.

Zhang Lingyi was much more open-minded, put away his phone and said, "It's better to let things take their course in this weather, let's go running in the rain tomorrow if it rains, and rest for a day if it doesn't rain! It's also very tiring to be in trouble for so many days." Yes, take this opportunity to recharge your batteries!"

recharge your batteries...

Wang Guangning felt that he was injured internally.

But since he felt that it was very tiring, did it mean that he was not as happy about this matter as he seemed.

So, this is just a boring little game that started with revenge on the society and went further and further wrong!

Wang Guangning looked at the pot of Wang Dafa outside who was bathed in the sun, and suddenly felt...very unhappy!

The author has something to say: [Small Theater] Wang Guangning: Good boy, you will be called Wang Dafa from now on!Wang Dafa: ~~~~(>_<)~~~~Can I change my name?Wang Guangning: That's called... Wang Fugui?Wang Dafa: Dafa is a very good name, let’s call it this!Thanks to Fennel and Baza for throwing Bawang tickets, and thanks to everyone who commented!I will continue to work hard, and please don't dive, come out more and let me know that you are watching and looking forward to it! mua~-3-Finally, weakly put up an advertisement for my old articles "Paparazzi Dressed as a Shopkeeper" and "Love is Unbearable". Please poke the column and bookmark the author by the way~