Agreement of Being Gay for 30 Days

Stir the base on the 16th day.

【Don’t hold on to the handrail on the bus, just put your arms around each other’s waist, secretly kiss each other, and rub on each other’s face】

It turns out that the Weather Bureau is a woman, and an erratic one at that.

When you want her to be right, she's just as inaccurate as your aunt, and when you hope she's not...she's right again.

Therefore, only villains, women and weather forecasts are difficult to raise.

So on this day, the weather forecast proudly announced that today is sunny, please get up early, go to bed early and exercise more. If you need to dry the quilt, please hurry up.

Wang Guangning got up early in the morning and looked at the bright sunshine outside the window, and decided to go to review with Sun Siyang.

Well, pure men should focus on their careers, study hard, and make progress every day.

Just as he was about to get out of bed to freshen up, Zhang Lingyi's call came after him.

"Shou Shou, look out of the window." Zhang Lingyi's voice was full of passion.

Wang Guangning glanced out of the window subconsciously, as usual, there was no change, so he asked impatiently, "Why?"

Zhang Lingyi giggled and said, "Did you see that golden sunshine?"

Wang Guangning: "..." What exactly do you want to express?

"Shou Shou, the sun is so bright, we shouldn't miss it, why don't we take a bus together!" Zhang Lingyi said, "I'll meet you in your dormitory in 15 minutes!" Then he hung up the phone neatly.

Wang Guangning: (╰_╯)#Didn't you say that today is a day off?

Although he was very dissatisfied with Zhang Lingyi's behavior that was more changeable than the weather forecast, Wang Guangning quickly changed into a set of college-style shirts and brown sweaters, and with short hair, he looked youthful, clean and bright .

Zhang Lingyi was wearing a black sweater today, with a hat covering his bald head, and his hands in his pockets, looking very casual.

Zhang Lingyi sized up Wang Guangning, smiled with satisfaction and said, "Well, not bad, it really matches me well, let's go!"

Wang Guangning rolled his eyes, and slandered in his heart: Who is suitable for you, I am a hundred times more handsome than you!

Although he looked reluctant, he still followed behind Wang Guangning without stopping.

Zhang Lingyi walked a few steps, and found that Wang Guangning was always lagging behind him, so he grabbed Wang Guangning's shoulders with a long hand, and said with a playful smile: "Shou Shou, don't stay so far away, otherwise how will others know that we are in the same group?" ?”

Wang Guangning said contemptuously: "I just don't want people to know. Looking at you, if you don't know, you might think you are robbing a bank!"

What Wang Guangning said was true, although Zhang Lingyi was handsome, he couldn't hold back that shiny head, as if he had just come out, and with a hat on, he looked more sneaky and sneaky.

"Fuck off, I Yushu is handsome and personable, and he looks like a social elite. Even a bald head can't stop my temperament from the inside out." Zhang Lingyi said while scratching Wang Guangning's hairy forehead vigorously, and smiled, "You still talk about me, You're not much better, okay!" With such short hair, at most, it's just a few days earlier than her own.

Zhang Lingyi's hands are very big, almost covering half of Wang Guangning's head. His palms are very warm. With his caress, Wang Guangning can feel the warmth that cannot be conveyed in words. The warmth seems to flow down the scalp and last forever. Go to... where the heart is.

I must be hopeless!

Wang Guangning patted himself on the head in frustration. Seeing this, Zhang Lingyi thought he was acquiescing to his statement, and said with a smile, "Don't be depressed, be hopeful about yourself, you are the second most handsome guy in F University!"

Wang Guangning was not in the mood to argue with him, grabbed Zhang Lingyi's big hand that was still covering his head, twisted the direction in the air, and photographed Zhang Lingyi's own head, and said angrily: "Don't touch me, touch yourself head."

Zhang Lingyi saw that Wang Guangning's face was unkind, so he didn't dare to be too rude, he just curled his lips, and muttered in a low voice: "It's my fault, I won't even touch my head, it must be a stingy and arrogant Shou!

There is nothing wrong with it, as the head of the F College Student Union, which is known for its seriousness and professionalism, Zhang Lingyi has developed a good habit of being the best and most professional no matter what he does.

After a period of research, he has become proficient in all kinds of professional terms in the danmei world, and there is absolutely no pressure to join the rotten girl paper discussion circle. Moreover, he also made a logical summary of himself and Wang Guangning's attributes, and finally came to the conclusion Conclusion, I am handsome and domineering, but also have the characteristics of simplicity and honesty (orz Zhang Xiaocao, how did you figure it out, please guide me) I must be the loyal dog Emperor Gong, Wang Guangning, no matter how I look at it, I feel that my whole body exudes The word "tsundere".

It's so incisive that I can't look directly at it!

The bus they took was the loop bus of F University and several nearby universities.

There are four other schools near F University. They are not too far away, and you can visit each other by bicycle. However, for students who do not have bicycles and are purely human, it is still difficult to communicate with each other. Therefore, a short-term loop line has been opened. The bus is designed to go around in circles among the five colleges and universities.

Usually this bus is overcrowded, but at this time it is the end of the semester, the students are trying to hold their feet, and there are only a few people on the bus.

Wang Guangning swiped his card to get in the car, and he was secretly relieved when he saw this. Fortunately, there were not many people and he didn't see any acquaintances, otherwise it would really test his toughness.

There were still many empty seats in the car, Wang Guangning touched his face, guessing that Zhang Lingyi would be able to pull him up if he sat down now, so he walked to the middle door automatically and consciously, and held on to the pillar next to the door.

Zhang Lingyi walked up behind him, but before he could stand still, the driver stepped on the gas pedal.

"Damn it." Zhang Lingyiguang wanted to take the opportunity to touch Wang Guangning's waist, but he didn't notice that one of them lost his footing, and the whole person crawled to the ground with a "boom".

What a standard dog □!

What an incomparable shit!

Wang Guangning's face froze, and he looked around secretly from the corner of his eyes. Sure enough, the few people in the car were all focused on Zhang Lingyi. The expression was clearly a sympathetic expression of schadenfreude, wanting to laugh but trying to hold back but failed.

Wang Guangning silently moved a few steps away, I wiped it, this is really embarrassing, don't let others know that we are together!

Zhang Lingyi also seemed to feel very hurt, and didn't get up for a long time with his face on the ground.

You don't have to love face and love to such an extent!

The corners of Wang Guangning's mouth twitched, his conscience was struggling fiercely, and when he was hesitating whether to help him, Zhang Lingyi suddenly raised his head, and the hat on his head slipped off, revealing his big bald head. He looked at Wang Guangning with blurred eyes, Stretching forward with one hand, he said at the same time: "...I... am not drunk..."

Wang Guangning: "..."

Others in the car: "..."

Wang Guangning: "Wow ha ha ha ha..."

Why does Zhang Lingyi always come up with such cheap tricks?

Wang Guangning couldn't stop laughing because of the thunder, and finally the other people in the car couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

The distance between the loop bus stops was very short, and soon they reached the next stop. Wang Guangning immediately fled to get off the bus, praying that the people on the bus would not remember his appearance.

Zhang Lingyi also jumped down immediately, with a dissatisfied expression on his face: "Shou Shou, how can you be like this, seeing me fall and not helping me?"

Wang Guangning's face was full of black lines: "Don't you should become very good?" This sentence is definitely not admiration.

However, Zhang Lingyi's narcissism has clearly surpassed the sky, and he didn't feel ashamed at all. Instead, he said happily: "That must be, anyway, I am also a scholarship winner, and my brain is still very reliable."

Wang Guangning: "..."

"But Shou Shou, you just got out of the car, and I haven't hugged your waist and rubbed your face!" Zhang Lingyi was very distressed.

Wang Guangning frowned: "Who said you hugged my waist!"

Zhang Lingyi said angrily, "Don't tell me you want someone to hug your waist?!"

It was only then that Wang Guangning realized that there was ambiguity in his words, and said, "I mean, if you want to hug you, I should hug you, right?"

Hearing this, Zhang Lingyi raised his head and raised his chest: "I'm Gong!"

Come here every time!

Wang Guangning wished he could go naked 360 degrees in the ice and snow and kneel down to grow his eight-pack abs... Ah, no, please turn back time and let him flip a coin to 1!

Wang Guangning's eyes were burning with rage, he looked at Zhang Lingyi's nostrils, and said word by word: "I, afraid, itchy!"

"Pfft—" Now it was Zhang Lingyi's turn to hold back, and he laughed frantically, "Wow ha ha ha ha ha..."

"..." Wang Guangning's ears were red, and finally he let out a helpless snort, shook his head and walked away.

Zhang Lingyi hurriedly followed, trying to hold back a smile while saying: "Okay, Shou Shou, since this is the case, then I will give you a hug from my 'small waist'!"

Wang Guangning glanced at his "small waist", and decided that no matter what, he must take the opportunity to strangle him to death!

The two walked back along the ring road, and Zhang Lingyi couldn't help but said after walking for a long time: "Shou Shou, let's go cycling!" There happened to be a small bicycle rental shop where they passed.

There are many bicycle rental points on the ring road of F University and several nearby universities, which basically meet the needs of foreigners to visit several schools, and many rental shops have branches in other schools, that is to say, near this school. The rented bicycles can also be returned at the shop of the same owner in other schools, which is very convenient.

Wang Guangning silently glanced at the road stretching forward, calculated the distance in his heart, and finally said without temper: "Okay."

Zhang Lingyi cheered, ran to the car rental shop next to him, and started picking out bicycles.

Wang Guangning followed with a black thread on his head.

"Shou Shou, how about this one?" Zhang Lingyi pointed at one of the bicycles, his face full of enthusiasm.

Wang Guangning looked at his hand, and his whole face darkened suddenly: "Is this one without a back seat?" Do they want a person standing on the wheel like a circus?

Zhang Lingyi smiled lewdly "hehe" and said, "Didn't you see the horizontal bar in front?"

The author has something to say: Thanks for the post every day!Especially sister Xiaofang!Nothing wrong, I noticed you, leave a message every day and it's all Chuchangjun!Moved to flirt!As a scumbag author, I have to say that my updates are just as thick and long as your comments. I looked up to the sky and laughed wildly with my hands on my hips!Thanks again everyone!