Agreement of Being Gay for 30 Days

The sun has also sunk below the horizon, and the night in the fake grass field is very cold, and the street lights are dim.

Fatty and Yu Haining had been gone for a while, but Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi were already sitting there, motionless.

A gust of cold wind blew past, and Zhang Lingyi finally spoke first: "Hey, tell me, could that person just now be Yu Haining's boyfriend?"

In fact, anyone with common sense could guess the relationship between Yu Haining and that fat man. Zhang Lingyi said this just to comfort himself.

"Please don't say that." Wang Guangning covered his head in pain, "If you say this, it will make me feel that I am not even as good as a fat man with a waist in a water tank. I would rather accept the fact that Yu Haining is being adopted."

"Alas—" Zhang Lingyi propped his hands on the ground behind him, raised his head and let out a long sigh, "Why are women so realistic?"

"That's right, when I was a sophomore in college, I saw Yu Haining performing the violin at a party. She was so fresh and refined, and I thought she must be a fairy who didn't eat any fireworks." Wang Guangning said in a very melancholy tone.

"That's right, when I gave her chocolate last time, I accidentally touched her hand, and she blushed with embarrassment!"

"Shit, it was the same when I gave her flowers!" Wang Guangning had a hurt expression on his face, "Does she always do this trick?"

"Then did she twist her foot while walking with you and asked you to carry her?" Zhang Lingyi looked at Wang Guangning sharply.

"Yeah!" Wang Guangning nodded sharply, "At that time, her big breasts were attached to my back, so soft that I almost lost control!"

"When we were on the bus together, she said she was motion sick, and she leaned her head on my shoulder, she was very delicate!"

"It was the same when we were on the bus, and she was wearing a low-cut dress. When I leaned on my shoulder, I could see her big white breasts!" Wang Guangning recalled the scene that made his nose bleed. Sad and inexplicable.

"When I finished singing for her last night, she fed me water."

"Damn, she also wiped my sweat last night, obviously I didn't sweat." Wang Guangning said, "But when she wiped my sweat, her chest touched my hand, it was very elastic!"

"Damn, can you stop everything being related to breasts?" Zhang Lingyi said in a very contemptuous tone.

"But she always seduces me with her boobs." Wang Guangning felt aggrieved.

The two looked at each other's bruised nose and swollen face, which was completely out of shape, and at the same time struggled to "lean".

"Tell me, what was the reason for our fight just now?" Wang Guangning felt very sad.

"I don't know." Zhang Lingyi looked at the sky, "I thought that if I was handsome, I wouldn't be fooled by women. It turns out they are all the same." As he said, he patted his ass and got up to leave.

"Hey, are you leaving now?" Wang Guangning called to stop him.

"Do you still want to fight with me?" After seeing Yu Haining's true face, Zhang Lingyi's passion has completely turned into negative emotions. He doesn't believe that Wang Guangning can continue to maintain his enthusiasm for Haining.

Wang Guangning flattened his mouth. Just in the afternoon, he really hated Zhang Lingyi so much. Until Yu Haining appeared, he still thought that he must decide the winner with Zhang Lingyi, but now, there is only one thing left in his heart. Feeling sympathy for each other, looking at Zhang Lingyi's left eye circle that was blackened by his own beating, Wang Guangning felt that the two of them were really stupid, and a cynical feeling suddenly rose in his heart: "Don't you want to take revenge on society?"

"Think about it." Zhang Lingyi shrugged, "I'm planning to go to the supermarket to buy a watermelon knife. I'll kill my roommate first when I go back, and then if I haven't been caught tomorrow, I'll chop my classmates. Well, chop Yu Haining too."

"Wipe." Wang Guangning laughed.

"What about you, how are you going to take revenge on the society?" Zhang Lingyi looked at Wang Guangning.

"Me?" Wang Guangning lowered his head and thought for a while, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he raised his head excitedly, "What do you think about disturbing the base?"

"Cough, cough, cough." Zhang Lingyi choked coldly, looked at him with black lines, and said, "Are you sure this is revenge against the society, not yourself?"

"You don't understand that!" Wang Guangning despised him with small eyes, stroked his hair, and said very handsomely, "If a handsome guy like me who is popular with thousands of girls, if he goes to disturb the base, there must be a large number of girls who will feel sad." It can hurt young girls without criminal responsibility, don't you think this is a good way to take revenge on society?"

"It seems to be." Zhang Lingyi touched his chin, and actually thought about the feasibility of this method, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was feasible. Women are so realistic, even Yu Haining, who he has chosen out of thousands of times, is actually like this behind his back People, it’s better to be gay than to be a woman. Zhang Lingyi felt that life was as lonely as snow, but he was still very worried, "But what if others take it seriously? They will be despised."

Wang Guangning waved his hand indifferently: "If others don't take it seriously, how can they hurt those girls? I'm graduating in one year, and at most I'm graduating under the name of gay. As soon as I step out of school, this matter will be buried in the ground." inside."

Zhang Lingyi was so moved by what he said, imagining the scene where a bunch of girls would be heartbroken after they found out that they were gay, especially Yu Haining, who thought that if he was playing around with himself, if he found out that he was actually gay, he would definitely feel taken advantage of Then get mad.

What a touching scene!

He was completely overwhelmed by anger, he only thought about how to save face in front of Hai Ning and hit her hard, and ignored the feasibility analysis.

"Good idea, let's do it like this." Zhang Lingyi rubbed his hands wretchedly.

"Hey, this is the solution I came up with, don't steal it!" Wang Guangning warned.

"Have you applied for a patent?" Zhang Lingyi looked at the sky recklessly, pretending he hadn't heard it.

"Shit, you want to fight again, don't you?" Wang Guangning stood up, ready to pounce.

"and many more."

The moment Wang Guangning was about to rush up, Zhang Lingyi stopped him.

"What are you doing?" Wang Guangning was very impatient. Zhang Lingyi was definitely his mortal enemy, and he wanted to fight even things like disturbing the base. He decided that no matter what Zhang Lingyi said, he must be beaten inhumanely.

"It suddenly occurred to me that it's not a matter of one person to stir up the foundation." Zhang Lingyi looked enigmatic, "Wang Guangning, have you ever thought about who to ask to stir up the foundation with you?"

Wang Guangning squinted his eyes: "You don't want to pretend to be friends with me, do you? You think well, I have a lot of buddies, and it's not your turn."

"Don't talk so much." Zhang Lingyi said confidently, "It doesn't matter if you have many buddies, I don't believe that anyone is willing to pretend to be gay with you. You think that if you are hurt by a woman, others will stop picking up girls." Besides, how you say it can be regarded as, ahem, the second grassroots of our school..."

"Get out, I'm number one."

Zhang Lingyi glanced at him, pretending he didn't hear it, and continued: "For a handsome guy like you, if he casually finds a guy to have sex with, the picture will not look good, and if it spreads out, he might be looked down upon by others." Poor, what's worse, maybe people think you didn't catch up with Yu Haining and gave up on yourself."

Zhang Lingyi's voice was not loud, but every sentence hit Wang Guangning's heart directly.

Wang Guangning is an extremely smug person, always proud of his appearance, he fantasized about himself and Sun Siyang walking hand in hand on the road.

It's really-miserable, no, forbear, see!

After imagining that Yu Haining looked at herself with sympathy, Jiao Didi said: "Wang Guangning, I didn't expect you to become like this after losing me. I'm sorry for you."

unbearable!

While flirting with various pictures, he took time to glance at Zhang Lingyi's face.

Although Zhang Xiaocao's facial features were deformed by the beating, he could still see that he was an impeccable handsome guy.

Although Wang Guangning was unwilling, he had to admit that in this school, Zhang Lingyi was the only handsome guy who could rival him.

But the long-term competitive relationship between the two made it impossible for him to cooperate with him as if nothing had happened.

Wang Guangning was struggling in his heart.

"We have a common goal, don't we?" Zhang Lingyi dropped the last bait, "I, like you, want to make it difficult for Yu Haining. We can start together and end together. Moreover, if the two of us pretend to be troublemakers, Yu Haining must feel that we joined forces to tease her before, isn't this the best result?"

"Okay, I'll cooperate with you." Wang Guangning finally gave up struggling, squinted at Zhang Lingyi and said, "Then, let's make an agreement!"

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