Agreement of Being Gay for 30 Days

On this day, a groundbreaking scene happened in the coffee shop next to the library of F University. The two college students of F University were rumored to be very at odds. He and Zhang Lingyi actually sat together to discuss issues, and it seemed—very harmonious!

It must be because 2012 is coming soon.

The part-time waitress girl pretended to be playing with her mobile phone, and very low-key took a picture of the two of them leaning their heads together and uploaded it to Weibo, and @the official large account of the school forum.

"Ahhhhhh~~~ I saw that Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi are together, they look so close, are they going to be together? So is Yu Haining going to be cannon fodder? Star-eyed [email protected] star person."

The Weibo of the waitress girl was quickly reposted by the large "F Starman" of the F forum, and then spread rapidly, and everyone said——

@F大树洞: Ah, am I blind?Tell me this is PS~

@最爱仲校: Actually, I already knew that Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi are just a couple, and Yu Haining is just using it to deceive people. He is the most shameless gay.

@维维安千年得到李大仁: Even Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi are getting married, is the world going to be unified?

@I want to go back to Mars: Is it the way I opened it wrong?This is not scientific! ! ! ! ! ! !

@If you can’t get the full points, you won’t change your name: I’m so tired, I won’t love you anymore~

@宏迪王道: I have long seen that they have JQ! ! ! ! ! ! !together!

……

In just a few hours, uploads on Weibo turned upside down, and several versions of the story emerged.

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Version [-]: Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi are actually childhood sweethearts. They love each other deeply, but their feelings are not allowed by the world, so they have to endure the pain and forbearance, and silently follow each other all the way to the same school. The relationship was not discovered, the two pretended to hate each other, and pursued Yu Haining together, just to deceive others.

Version [-]: Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi fell in love at first sight when they first entered school, and they soon fell in love with each other, but later Wang Guangning moved on and fell in love with Yu Haining. After they sang for Yu Haining on the stage, they suddenly realized that they were still deeply in love with each other, so they once again fought like fire, unable to extricate themselves.

Version [-]: Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi have always been very at odds. They fought openly and secretly for hundreds of rounds, even fighting for the same woman. But in the process of competing, they gradually became attracted to each other, and finally discovered their true homosexuality...

Version four...

Version five...

However, although there are many versions, the one that was unanimously approved in the end is—they are going to duel on the cliff, this must be the calm before the storm!

There are mainly two types of supporters for this version, one is boys, and the other is girls who have a crush on Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi.

The boys thought it was the most common thing for men to fight over women, and the two had obvious bruises on their faces.But girls can't accept the fact that their two favorite men are in love!

Life is already so difficult, please don't let such a thing as a good man have a boyfriend in real life, okay?

Due to the large base of these two groups, this version eventually became the mainstream version.

When Weibo uploads were in full swing, Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi, as the parties concerned, knew nothing about it, and they were seriously studying something in the coffee shop.

How to stir base?

"Have you... ever messed with Ji?" Wang Guangning asked seriously, rubbing his chin.

The corners of Zhang Lingyi's mouth twitched: "No, I haven't messed with chickens or ducks."

"It's over, I didn't do it, so what should I do?" Wang Guangning's eyebrows revealed a faint sadness.

"Hehehe, I'm not afraid of this, I'm fully prepared." Zhang Lingyi smiled dejectedly and took out two A4 papers, which were filled with words.

"What is this?" Wang Guangning took the paper Zhang Lingyi handed over, and was immediately blinded by the title on the paper.

"30 Things Couples Should Do Together"——

1. Wear couple clothes and walk on the road together.

2. Run, exercise, play ball, etc. together.

3. Compliment each other in front of outsiders.

4. Take a photoshoot together, and use each other's avatar as the phone desktop.

5.…

6.…

"Awesome!" Zhang Lingyi was full of complacency, "Although I haven't been gay, but gay friends should be similar to male and female friends. Anyway, they are dating and dating. As long as we do it according to this list, we should It's about the same."

Wang Guangning saw the black lines all over his face, and said sweatingly, "Where did you find this list?"

"I saw a lot of retweets on Weibo." Zhang Lingyi said, "I see a lot of little girls commenting that they are very romantic. I guess I can't be wrong. If I repeat it like this, I will definitely piss off a lot of little girls to death!"

"Okay!" Although Wang Guangning felt a little bit broken, he couldn't think of a better way. Looking at Zhang Lingyi's confident look, he thought that he had won a scholarship anyway, and his IQ should be guaranteed. Just trust him once, "Then follow this list, when will it start?"

"Tomorrow is worse than picking a day." Zhang Lingyi rubbed his hands, his voice full of excitement, "I thought about it, we do one thing every day, and we can do it for 30 days."

Wang Guangning thought for a while, then nodded: "That's fine, then 30 days, I don't want to hang out with you for too long."

Zhang Lingyi rolled his eyes: "Don't look very wronged, okay, this young master is also very condescending, okay?"

For the sake of the upcoming 30 days of cooperation, Wang Guangning decided not to argue with him, and just pretended not to hear: "Then let's break up today, and wait here at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, just... er, just start from the first day." Let's get started!"

It shouldn't be difficult to wear couple outfits together!

Wang Guangning imagined how he and Zhang Lingyi were walking on the road in couple outfits.

Although the other party's face is very annoying, it is not so unacceptable compared to other "things between couples".

Although you are determined to stir up the foundation, you have to proceed step by step!

"Wait." Zhang Lingyi hurriedly stopped Wang Guangning when he got up.

"What else is there?" Wang Guangning was a little impatient.

"We haven't decided who will attack and who will suffer!" Zhang Lingyi said surprisingly.

"Fuck, what's the point of attack!" Wang Guangning felt that he couldn't understand Zhang Lingyi's brain circuit. Although he wasn't really gay, thanks to the popularity of Weibo culture, he still had some understanding of some terminology, " Let's just play a show, don't take it so seriously!"

"That won't work." Zhang Lingyi said with a serious face, "You have to play a full set of plays, otherwise how can you get into the play? How can you act realistically?"

Wang Guangning really didn't want to argue with him on such a naive issue, so he waved his hands impatiently and said, "That's fine, fine, let's split it up, I'm the attacker, you're the sufferer."

"Why!" Zhang Lingyi counterattacked immediately, "This young master is so manly, of course I'm attacking!"

"Damn, I have four pack abs!" Wang Guangning raised his chin, wanting to win with momentum.

"I have six packs." Zhang Lingyi glanced around. There was no one in the coffee shop, so he quickly lifted his shirt, and the legendary six-pack abs flashed by. "See, the number of abs determines your attack. you lose."

Wang Guangning had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat: "Men rely on strength!"

"Then I will definitely be able to overwhelm you." Zhang Lingyi held his head high and his chest was very majestic.

The two refused to give in to each other, and they were about to reach a deadlock.

Suddenly, Wang Guangning had a flash of inspiration.

"In this case, let's toss a coin to decide!"

Zhang Lingyi was taken aback by Wang Guangning's proposal, and immediately seconded the proposal: "Okay, that's the decision."

So the two solemnly and solemnly took out a one-yuan coin in the corner of the coffee shop in the afternoon with slanting sunlight.

"It's settled, the one who throws 1 is the attack, and the one who throws the chrysanthemum is the receiver." Wang Guangning reminded again.

"okay."

"Okay, listen to the password, 1, 2, 3..."

Two bright silver coins were thrown into the air following the password, reflecting dazzling light in the warm winter sun, as if the crisp metal sound could be heard.

Then each fell into a slender big hand, and was covered by another palm.

Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi glanced at each other in unison, feeling an indescribable nervousness.

The competition between the two in the past three years can be said to be equal, and this Gongshou duel can be said to be the first step towards victory for each other.

A real man must attack!

This is the common aspiration of the two.

And very tacitly, YY overwhelmed each other in their minds.

It's really fascinating!

"Open it!" Zhang Lingyi's voice was a little bit excited and tragic.

Wang Guangning nodded, and the two palms covering the coins were slowly withdrawn.

"Waha! Ha! Ha!" Zhang Lingyi let out a classic three-stage laughter, "This young master is Gong!"

The coin on Zhang Lingyi's palm is surprisingly straight and straight.

The coin in Wang Guangning's hand was clearly a blooming chrysanthemum.

"Don't be sad, little shou, brother will take good care of you!" Zhang Lingyi was very proud of winning the phased victory in the competition with Wang Guangning, laughing heartbreakingly.

Wang Guangning's face was as dark as a rag. He had always been evenly matched in the competition with Zhang Lingyi in the past, but he didn't expect to stumble in terms of offense and defense. Seeing Zhang Lingyi's frightened face, this tone was really hard to swallow.

But the idea is his own, a real man must keep his word!

Wang Guangning endured it again and again, but at last he couldn't hold it back. He slapped the coin on the table and left angrily.

Zhang Lingyi desperately added insult to injury from behind: "Shou Shou, don't forget to be there on time tomorrow!"

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