I wanted to usurp the throne, and I eloped with the leader Zai

I am always very helpless for the cheap husband who falls from the sky.

Smooth black curly hair, affectionate eyes, pale and fragile face, and cold white bandages all over the body, it is enough to make a woman fall in love at first sight, and he is a handsome man.

Yokohama boss, rich and powerful, wise and close to a monster, such a standard domineering president should like pure and harmless silly white sweets according to the script, why would he find me who is a part-time killer of Pengo Lie's mafia.

Sure enough, the pure and harmless appearance deceived Osamu Dazai's dirty heart?

His favorability seems to be very empty from the beginning, full of conspiracy theories, and at the same time a little humble and pitiful.

Still, the answer doesn't seem to matter to me.

After all, I am a killer who has no emotions, and I will be the leader according to the teacher's teaching.

If you look into it carefully, Osamu Dazai knows me very well, even a little scary, but he always makes some harmless little jokes.

Why must I insist that my cheating partner is non-human? Is my taste so weird?

Going on a date at the zoo, just because I stared at a penguin for more than ten seconds, Osamu Dazai was not happy, his faint eyes seemed to penetrate my conscience, he pulled on the door frame and fought a world war with that penguin, his fingers were fast Scratching the wall, black thoughts overflowing.

"Does Madam like that penguin that is not as cute as me?"

"...No... I was just letting my mind go, and I didn't look at Mr. Penguin."

He looked at me suspiciously, and the other party shot me like a laser for 1 minute before giving up.

"It's too much to be distracted on a date with me!"

Osamu Dazai had the pitiful face of an innocent girl being let down by a scumbag.

"..."

Tsk, troublesome man, where did you come from, an insecure high school girl?

In fact, I don't have a bad impression of Osamu Dazai. Of course, it is limited to the working mode of seriously correcting documents on the desk. Seeing me playing games ruthlessly will still make me feel lost.

I have no resistance to the mature, steady, serious-working and serious-looking handsome black-haired boy.

Yes, black fur sago!

So instead of dating me here to increase your favorability, Dazai Osamu, why not go back to the office and work hard, and show me how cute you are.

Osamu Dazai didn't listen to me, and continued to lead me around the zoo. I can't understand what the chirping animals are saying now. Is it meaningful to visit this?

I gave up struggling and fell into Dazai Osamu's arms. I grabbed his red scarf and begged him: "Dear Aji, can you follow me to jump in the pool there?"

I beg you to die, okay, you're a genius, you walked around the zoo ten times on foot!

Is this person born to overcome me!

Osamu Dazai embraced me naturally, spread his arms and said helplessly, "No, ma'am, even if you invite me to die in love, you have to wait until after the zoo, you can't act like a baby."

Looking sadly at the crocodile with its head emerging from the pool, I had a strong urge to press Osamu Dazai's head into it.

Through some recent incidents, I figured it out. Dazai Osamu is the real heart, and I was tricked by him. The specific evidence is that one day I was in the office and pulled the earth-shaking agreement that I signed at the beginning. In the end, Mao couldn’t find it. I found "One Hundred and One Practices of Spicy Curry", which completely broke my hope.

Thinking about it carefully, I was blinded by money and power at the time, but I just glanced at it in a hurry, and didn't pay attention to whether the effective time was until my death. Isn't this fucking deed of prostitution?

I thought about wringing Osamu Dazai's little head off on the bed, and I also thought about throwing him off the roof. I thought of no less than a hundred ways to kill people and set the blame on me, but that gravitational force is really difficult to deal with, watching us all the time Well, after Osamu Dazai died, I might have to be buried with him.

Huh, reborn is coming back soon, and Ah Gang sent an email, saying that Lanbo was sent here, let me take care of it, take care of the ghost, I'm going crazy.

Lying on the bed crying and playing games at night, I confirmed to Dazai Osamu who was working hard, "Aji, you will really die in a month, right, you won't cheat your corpse, right, you will really die thoroughly It's clear, right?"

I know it's stupid, but I'm really not as smart as him. The teacher said that sometimes a proper confession is also a means.

Osamu Dazai put down the last document when he heard the words, and gave me a meaningful smile on his chin: "I'll tell you when I call my husband."

"Ananda~" Well, I'm going to throw up.

"Woooo, I'm so touched, it turns out that Caramel Sauce loves me so much. Yes, your husband will really jump off the building and die in a month. By then, the entire port mafia will be yours. Dear wife Is there anything to answer?"

"You won't operate in secret to turn your most loyal gravitationalist into the new leader?"

"My dear, you are so smart! No wonder, of course I lied to you! How could your lovely husband cheat on his wife, let Zhongye work for Hong Kong and Hei for the rest of his life!"

Stretching, he pushed the file away, walked quickly to the bed and hugged me to charge, sighed contentedly: "Ah, it feels so reassuring, I really want to keep hugging me forever."

After getting the so-called answer, it was even more difficult to sleep and eat. Osamu Dazai is a hardcore worryer.

After these painstaking experiences, I finally figured it out, Osamu Dazai intends to hang me, to retaliate against my careless attitude towards him, stingy man.

Don't blame me for being ruthless, he fooled Atsushi Nakajima, the number one fan of Osamu Dazai, who was relatively innocent, and went to the manga exhibition to help me line up to buy the book, and I ran to the port mafia's arch-nemesis to entrust it.

"I want to entrust one thing."

I solemnly launched a card worth 5000 million.

"Yes, miss, do you have any commission?" The blond man with glasses handed me a cup of tea.

"Kunikida-kun, there are 5000 million euros in it." A black-haired boy in a beret wearing glasses suddenly said, "Also, she is married, so she should be called madam."

"Five, 5000 million euros!!!" Kunikida was so shocked that his glasses almost fell off, he looked at me in surprise, "Is Madam married already?! She looks like a minor..."

I stood up and nodded slightly: "Yes, I would like to invite..."

"It's impossible to kill your cheap husband silently. It's better to give up. Besides, it's impossible to succeed."

The black-haired boy with a voice very similar to Kamiya interrupted me chewing potato chips, and what he said caused an uproar.

"Tsk!" I clicked my tongue and waved my hands indifferently, "Who made that guy always tease me? Compared with committing suicide and going to hell, it is more comfortable to be killed by my beloved wife and go to heaven."

"It's such a horrible thing to say with a pure and harmless face." The uncomfortable Kunikida pretended to be calm while holding on to his glasses, but the pen he was holding tightly in his hand broke.

"Wow, that's quite an idea." Only the detective who had been eating expressed interest, staring at me with emerald eyes full of life, "Is this also a special kind of tenderness?"

"This is the deadly tenderness of my wife." The doctor in a white coat sighed, "The world of adults is always full of strange things."

"It's a pity. I wanted to treat him gently. It's better to die in the arms of my lovely wife than to rot alone in the dirty mud."

I took a sip of my coffee and half-closed my eyes to stare at the small vortex above. Uncertainty factors are too worrying, and a plan that cannot be firmly grasped in my hands is like a blank sheet of paper, so I have to raise my guard.

"Is there any estrangement or misunderstanding between Madam and your husband?" asked the ferocious-looking boy in a gray coat in the corner. It seemed that he was already trying to control his tone, and he was probably in the internship period.

I sighed, and took out a small handkerchief to wipe Schrödinger's tears, as if suffering from nameless grief, I said nonsense and didn't write a draft: "Yes, after all, he and I are from two worlds."

"Because..." I said the second half of the sentence under the bright eyes of everyone.

"He beat me in the game last time. I don't need a husband who plays games better than me."

I acted like I was devastated.

"!!!"

Hearing what I said as a joke, the blond youth burst open first: "Just, just this little thing!!!"

He opened his mouth wide in disbelief, and it looked like he might come over and shake my strange head, wanting to say, "Are you really here to find fault?".

"And I hate that he always gives me a bunch of bank cards for me to buy, buy, buy, have different appointments every day, he must watch me wake up in the morning and I am speechless, and he always rushes up to give me hugs that are dying after work, In the evening, he will also make me a supper that will make me fat, it's really cunning!"

I angrily listed a bunch of that man's damn heart tactics.

Everyone: "...Are you here specially to feed dog food?"

"Well~" The big sister of the doctor covered her mouth, blinked suggestively, and rushed over to grab my shoulders, "This is the fun of a newlywed couple~"

"That's not true! You don't understand him!" I was really wronged, and I lowered my head pitifully, "He is really that kind of scheming boy, all just to break down my psychological defense, and further make me produce [Ah, that guy Seems like a really good] idea to achieve his purpose."

"I understand that men always have a certain desire to possess." She lowered her head and showed a secret envious look, "After all, my wife is not small."

No, you really don't understand the horror of that man Dazai.

Clutching my chest and leaving the hand of the doctor's sister who was about to move, I picked up the handbag, and I said goodbye to them. If there is no result, there is no need to proceed.

"Wait a minute." The young man named Edogawa Ranpo called me, and looked at me with interest for a while, the emerald cat pupils were shining with the light of unknown new things, "You are very interesting, no Think about me? A famous detective may inherit the detective agency in the future."

Kunikida looked horrified: "Mr. Ranpo, that's a human wife!!!"

I also looked at him for a while, and firmly refused: "Although you are a black hair or a Kamiya voice, I am not interested in children."

"Huh? The famous detective is seven years older than you, already 26!" As soon as the snack was thrown away, Edogawa Ranbu was unhappy, stood up and tried to prove himself, and shouted childishly, "Your vision is too bad! The detective is angry!"

I was dumbfounded: "I am immature at such an age, and this kind of childish behavior is also very detrimental. I am not interested in raising a son. Although this type seems to be very popular, it does not appeal to me."

The other party was stunned by me, like a poor cub who just left the warm embrace of a mother duck and fell into the real world, standing there helplessly, and suddenly pointed at me with tears in his eyes: "You are not qualified to be an invisible master!" Tell me, you are obviously childish! A detective is much better than you! At least you won’t quarrel with the president!”

"Huh? How, how is it possible!!!" I don't have a teacher, you are talking nonsense!

Seeing me rushing to his desk and slapping the table to deny it vigorously, he put away his tears for a second when he saw it, proudly put his hips on his hips, and confidently lowered his head to my angry face and replied: "It's useless, the famous detective See through all the truth!"

"You are the ultimate master who is duplicity!"

The famous detective who has seen everything has the chance to win, and made the famous detective's classic gesture of correcting the prisoner.

"No, no..." Bounce tried to cover his twittering mouth, I couldn't utter a word, how could I be controlled by the teacher, I really hate the devil's policy of that guy Reborn, he's lying !

I, I won't... I won't...

In the end, under the probing eyes of the Quan Detective Agency, I ran away very spinelessly, and shouted before leaving that I would definitely come back.

Dirty evil adults! ! !

Pretending to be calm and walking on the crowded road, I comforted myself all the way. The little detective was just lying. Thinking of me, Cecia, who is mature, stable and unrestrained, how could I be so childish!

I bit my finger and continued to deceive myself.

"Ah~ Isn't this a caramel girl~" A sweet and greasy voice sounded, followed by a sand-colored figure, hugging me into my arms and enjoying the chest burying service.

Uh... I'm about to be smothered to death, what is Osamu Dazai doing, I don't want the hard facial cleanser service!

It was so hot, and before I kicked him, Osamu Dazai, who was keenly aware of the difference, released me uncharacteristically quickly, put his hands on my shoulders, stared at a certain part of me with his head down, and tilted his head, "Ah Huh?" All of a sudden, the doubts in his eyes became deeper and deeper, and he suddenly turned on the crazy shaking mode in horror, as if he saw something incredible.

"Caramel girl, what's wrong with you! Don't scare Dad, Dad didn't mean to say that you are a flat-breasted loli for ten thousand years, why can't you think about stuffing two papayas I just bought this morning, although the big breast loli is also very cute, Dad I really won't despise you!" He was heartbroken, like an old father who worried about his rebellious daughter.

what's the situation!I was dizzy from being shaken, Osamu Dazai, who was suspected of being a dramatist, continued to twitter in my ear: "Did that shameless dead mouse Fyodor contribute slander, caramel girl, don't be fooled by that jealous husband!" Lied to you, forget about him quickly, Dad will marry you!"

What the hell?Is this some kind of taboo play?

The Osamu Dazai, who is better at acting, took my hand and pretended to cry: "Candy, you don't know, that dead mouse guy Fyodor actually secretly tore up the money you worked so hard to buy. Meifenglan’s out-of-print tickets, and secretly lost your newly bought figure, and even wanted to play the Imprisonment and Sick Girl with you..."

? ? ?What, my tickets and figures ahhhh! ! ! !Who is that mouse named Fyodor? ? ?

Seeing my deeply shocked face, Osamu Dazai, who had a smile on his face, tried hard to suppress his embarrassing heart, and whispered to the devil in his ear, with a heavy tone in vain: "Besides, Caramel girl, Fyodor..."

"He can't."

The author has something to say: The next door Butei Zai makes a cameo appearance.

Wu Zhenzai, who is a master of drama, said, "Daughter Caramel Hurry up and marry Dad!"

Jae, the leader of the next door world as a guest: "Tai! Let go of my wife!"