Long Baer love history

The Empress Dowager did not let him use pictures of beauties to bake sweet potatoes. These few sheets of paper are like hot potatoes in his hands. They can't be piled up on the table openly for Brother Jun to see.

But there are generally only two places where Long Baping hides things, one is under the pillow, and the other is under the bed.He felt that these two places were too unreliable, and Ao Jun could easily find them.

Long Ba thought that although brother Jun had always been very kind to him, if he knew that he was sleeping with a beauty picture under his pillow, Lei Ting might be enraged, and he might be killed!

Burning and burning can't hide and can't hide, this matter is really worrying to death!

Zhuang Lin was quite concerned about the emperor's lifelong affairs, and he went to the palace with Master Shao to see him, intending to persuade the emperor, and by the way, give the emperor a detailed look at the candidates for the concubines.

I saw Longba sitting under the corridor in front of the hall, staring straight at a bunch of pictures of beauties, sometimes in a daze and sometimes sighing, silently thinking that the queen mother is a bad old witch.

Zhuang Lin probed to look at the top one, then laughed, and said warmly: "The daughter of Li Shangshu's family is virtuous and virtuous, and her appearance is also one of the best, she can be a good match for the emperor. The daughter of Zhang Shilang's family is lively and innocent, and she must be interested in the emperor. Congenial, and this one, the granddaughter of General He..."

Long Ba waved his hand listlessly to interrupt him: "Stop, I don't want to hear this..."

Shao Chen coughed from the side, frowned slightly and reminded: "The emperor should call himself me."

Long Ba let out an 'oh', and secretly rolled his eyes at Master Shao.Being interrupted by this, somewhat dampened his interest in speaking.Moreover, he also felt that it was Shao Chen's secret whistleblowing that caused him to be beaten, and he felt a little resentful towards Shao Chen in his heart.

Master Shao also felt that what he was doing was completely thankless.There are some things I still have to say, clearing my throat and saying: "The emperor is no different from ordinary people. Whether he has children is related to the safety of the country, the emperor, please put the world first. After the Dragon Boat Festival next year, the emperor will be full. It's also the age when it's time to get married, and I should be more sympathetic to the Queen Mother's painstaking efforts, so that her old man can experience the joy of caring for her grandchildren as soon as possible..."

Mr. Shao had a headache, so he had no choice but to babble patiently, show affection and reason to this disobedient emperor, and only hope that God will see him and persuade the emperor to fall in love.

The dragon on the side was expressionless and absent-minded, completely hearing from the left ear and coming out from the right ear.Hearing what he said, there are three unfilial acts and no descendants, Long Ba suddenly remembered something, and turned to look at Zhuang Lin: "Old Zhuang..."

Zhuang Lin was frowning and slightly distracted, Long Ru called Bing, and then came back to his senses: "The minister is here."

"Old Zhuang." Long Ba asked with a straight face: "Are you Guigeng this year?" After thinking for a while, he asked in a dragged voice: "Teacher, are you Guigeng this year?"

Shao Chen looked at him vigilantly and remained silent for a while.Zhuang Lin hurriedly said: "The minister and the emperor said that the minister is 28 years old this year, and the Taifu is three years younger than the minister. This year he should be 25 years old... right, the Taifu?"

Shao Chen looked at Long Ba hesitantly, and nodded slightly.

Long Ba didn't care much about the age of these two years, and after asking, he continued: "Oh, then, Lao Zhuang, are you married? Is the Tai Tuo married?"

Zhuang Lin and Shao Chen looked at each other, both of them had a vague feeling that something was wrong.Zhuang Lin never got married for some reason, while Shao Chen relied on his talent and learning, and his eyes were high and high, and he wanted to find a strange woman with both virtue and ability to be his wife, and he looked down on ordinary women, so One procrastination and two procrastination until now, but also a bachelor.

Zhuang Lin wiped the sweat from his forehead, and answered in a low voice: "If you go back to the emperor, I haven't married yet, and Taifu Shao, he hasn't..."

"...It's good if you don't get married!" Long Ba was overjoyed, and picked up the pile of rice paper on the ground and waved to the two: "Come and have a look, the girls here are all carefully selected ladies from famous families, take a look , but if you like it, I will make decisions for you, and you will all marry and go home to be big and small wives."

Regardless of the weird faces of the two, he continued happily: "Teacher, look, this is the daughter of Li Shangshu's family. The daughter of the servant's family is lively, naive, innocent and cute, and it just complements your wooden face, Taifu. It will be no problem in the future... and this one is the granddaughter of General He who retired from old age and returned home, um, this You are a martial arts family, and you must be good at fisting and kicking. If there is any quarrel in the future, Taifu, your small body like a bamboo pole will definitely be pinched by her neck like a chicken. Let Lao Zhuang take a look at this ..."

Long Ba was full of interest, he finally thought of how to dispose of these bird pictures that could not be burned or hidden, and waved the portraits of all the beauties in his hand with a red face and said: "Is there anyone in the court who has not married a wife and has a family? Please report the list." Come up and give it to me. I decide to give everyone a daughter-in-law. These are all ladies from famous families who have been selected by thousands of people. What a great benefit. Let everyone have a happy new year together. We must continue to work hard in the coming year! Ha ha……"

Zhuang Lin's back was dripping with cold sweat, and he couldn't stop smiling wryly, while Shao Chen's complexion was blue, his lips were trembling and he couldn't speak, and he looked like he was about to faint.

Long Ba spread out the drawing paper, and said generously: "Come on, brother Lao Zhuang and Taifu, please come and pick first..."

Shocked by this, Shao Chen finally came up in one breath, and shouted: "Your Majesty! Nonsense!" He didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed, his face was as red as blood, and he was panting heavily.

Long Ba seemed to be taken aback by him, and stopped talking and stared at him blankly.

Zhuang Lin also persuaded from the side: "Your Majesty, these women are all important ministers. If they are not selected for the emperor's concubine, how can the minister's family be willing to show their portraits in public? They are not artifacts. How can the emperor Rewarding the courtiers as casually as a money account. What will this do to the face of the adults..."

Although Long Ba was a little confused, he understood one thing, that is, he could not distribute the beauties that were given to him to his courtiers.

Long Ba was stunned for a while, then pouted and said: "Since they are not utensils, how can they all be stuffed for me!"

Looking at his clear and pure eyes, Zhuang Lin suddenly became speechless, feeling powerless that he couldn't communicate.

Taifu Shao finally managed to catch his breath at this time, restrained his temper and explained to him: "It is a supreme honor to be able to marry into the palace, and it can be said to be given to the emperor. Besides, the emperor married his subjects. It is conducive to the stability of the court, and this is also the responsibility of the emperor..."

Long Ba didn't like to listen to the grand teacher talking about those great principles, so he quickly interrupted: "Okay, okay, I... I know. Tai Tuo, you are as nagging as an old woman, no wonder you haven't married yet. Wife, I, what a shame it is for me to point out your marriage to you, don’t want it, don’t deserve to be single until now, and become an old bachelor in the future, no one will want you..."

He spoke very quietly in the back, almost muttering to himself, but Shao Chen was not far away, so he could hear him clearly.The poor Taifu managed to catch his breath and almost turned his back, the veins on his neck were popping out, panting for a while and turning his head away, he decided to ignore it.

He still didn't give up, thinking that these beauties could solve one by one, he dragged Lao Zhuang and said, "Brother Lao Zhuang, you really don't think about it anymore? No, this granddaughter of the general's family is still very beautiful." ? I'm in the right family with you, I'm going to propose marriage for you! I wouldn't feel ashamed if I wanted to come to her house..."

Zhuang Lin refused again and again, and Long Ba turned his head to look at the surnamed Shao again. The poor Taifu Shao already knew that it would be unreasonable to reason with the little emperor, but he felt that Long Ba's gaze was everywhere, and his back felt cold, afraid that he would mess around. He also insisted on pointing out a marriage for himself, and hurriedly looked away.

Long Ba had no choice but to throw down the picture scroll, and had no choice but to angrily say: "Hmph, there are three unfilial acts that are the biggest ones without an offspring. You are all a lot of people, and you haven't married wives yet, but you want to force me...to force me to marry a wife!"

Both Zhuang Lin and Shao Chen couldn't answer his question well, and the Tai Tuo endured and endured, so he didn't correct him for using the wrong sentence.